Dr. Tyler; Captain America

Hahahahahaha. My fed is in this interfed.

The Steelers failed to franchise Plaxico Burress, which means we lost him without any compensation. Great fucking job, Colbert.

Hahaha. It is a sin to throw grenades at your living room wall.

The fact that he looks like Ponch!

"I'M AN ECONOMIST"

They still played the first half of that season.

My first reaction to Bettman is that he's delusional if he thinks all of the teams would've spent exactly the cap. Anyone who watches any of the small market teams knows they're not gonna spend anywhere near that. Hahahaha, the Penguins with a payroll of $49 million. That's comedy.

This sums up my thoughts. Fucking make the deal, assholes.

Goodenow is going to make me puke.

27-3 and 34-20

28 game season, actually. And it's basically to save the sport with a sprint to the finish. It'll be a blast to watch, IMO, but I'm not a traditionalist, either.

Sportscenter just reported that sources close to the league are saying that tomorrow's press conference with Bettman will involve him announcing the lockout is over and an abbreiviated season will be played. This isn't confirmed, of course, but even a rumor of it is good news.

God, I hope they can come to a freaking agreement today.

Considering they played horrible for about three quarters of this 'Cuse game, I doubt Dixon will let them get their heads in the sky. But, to each his own, I guess. You've been underrating the fuck out of this team all year, primarily because of a low RPI and SoS, presumably.

If you watch this team, you realize that while they're tremendously talented, they're inconsistent. They have runs where they look like they could beat anyone (see: last five minutes of this game, where Krauser just took over), and then they look uninspired sometimes (see: Bucknell). I just can't see Syracuse THAT much ahead of Pitt, especially after beating them twice.

Beating Syracuse twice and UConn at UConn probably means they're a little better than 23. I didn't name Villanova because they haven't played yet, but HEY! LOOK WHO'S NEXT ON THE SCHEDULE! Honestly, Pitt's a perfect example of why RPI means dick when it comes to judging a team.

They're going to die anyways! Why hope the gun doesn't go off or something?!

WHY DON'T THESE PEOPLE DEFEND THEMSELVES WHEN THEY'VE GOT A FUCKING GUN TO THEIR HEAD?

ROFL. Good call.

Why not have a general ban amnesty, then?

Pitt-'Cuse is looking good at the half.

Fred-Ex's deep posts are so long, you can't contain them in one stadium.

But it's really what flies some of the time and not when a mod or two is PMSing, so they're not really codified laws. They're merely strong suggestions to avoid banning when a mod feels uppity.

No.

You should still change it to "Strong Suggestions."