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  1. Not sure if this is funny fucked up or just fucked up http://www.happytreefriends.com/watch_episodes/#08
  2. Just came across an interview with Bendis about current and new avengers http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=4176
  3. Just take up boxing. You'll probably have easier access to boxing training.
  4. From http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID=638&ED=68&CAT=6 "PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz. The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model. "Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least we can do for him." But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined. "We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?" Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn’t want to know." With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate. "Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?" " Has to be fake, but still funny
  5. DAREDEVIL #64
  6. Renegade

    Yoko Kanno

    Probably the only thing that I liked about cowboy bebop.
  7. If you have DC++ there is a comics hub which should have it.
  8. Pirates > Samurais > Ninjas
  9. http://www.opcoder.com/projects/chrono/ If I were in Square I would actually hire these guys to make this game, I mean just take a look at the trailer, it looks ten times more appealing than the FF shit being churned out.
  10. I'll probably play the game solid for a week then throw it on my pile of unloved and barely used GTA games.
  11. Regarding Avengers 501 IM taking out a raged she-hulk with one punch? Tony must have really juiced up his armor
  12. The Stevie Wonder gags had me in tears.
  13. Right now I have to recommend the Pulse. Another hit from Bendis.
  14. The animation looks nasty.
  15. Andy Bogard (Fatal Fury, KOF) Black Bomber (Bomber Man) Dou Lon (KoF)- Eiji Kisaragi (Fatal Fury/KOF) Guy (Final Fight, Street Fighter) Hanzo (Samurai Shodown) Han Zo Mon (WCW/nWo Revenge) Ibuki (SF3) Joe Musashi (The CLASSIC Shinobi) Kagemaru (Virtua Fighter) Mai Shiranui (KoF, Fatal Fury) Ninja (Ninja Warriors) Raikoh (Otogi) Rikkimaru (Tenchu) Ryu Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden) Sub-Zero (MK series) Strider Hiryu Takashi (Shadow Dancer) Venom (Guilty Gear) Yagyu Ranzou (Double Dragon III)
  16. This thread makes me cry.
  17. MARVEL KNIGHTS SPIDER-MAN #6 SHE HULK #7 - A surprisingly good series so far PULSE #5
  18. Is there any chance that they might have changed his origin in the directors cut? Would it have killed them for Matt to get his powers by doing something heroic rather than running away crying and getting hit like an idiot?
  19. From http://www.dvdanswers.com/index.php?r=0&s=1&c=4672 Not sure what to think of this, one of the main things that made the 2 disc set worthwhile were the interviews with the comics writers/artists.
  20. I want to host some audio files, no bigger than 2mb each. Is there any way I can do this without paying for the hosting?
  21. It's all about Blue mary...um I mean... Let me take a page out of Rant's book *falls down laughing*
  22. Grrrrrl power!
  23. Rumor has it that there will be an actual comic to go along with it.
  24. You shall not be missed acclaim.
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