treble

Forgot to close the Chunnel, I guess.

Jesse Litsch, where have you been all my life?

No, electricity is included in the rent. There aren't many places to put an air conditioner in here, anyway.

Her? Yeah, I think she's an underrated actress. She was awesome on "Thief" She's really funny.

I also assume we're allowed multiple air conditioners.

I assume outside. We just got this notice today, I'm wondering what else would get us terimated.

NOTICE TO ALL TENANT'S BARBECUING IF YOU ARE STOP!!! WHEN YOU SIGNED YOUR LEASE IT STATES NONE ALLOWED, IT GIVES US IMMEDIATE GROUNDS TO TERIMATE AND END RESULTS EVICTION!! NOTICE FOR AIR CONDITIONER PLEASE CONTACT OUR OFFICE PRIOR TO INSTALLATION AS WE DO CHARGE EXTRA.

Her?

I'd fast forward 2 years. Use flashbacks showing him getting advice from other inmates and using that advice while trying to scratch stuff off the list.

He can't play in the CFL since they've changed their rules regarding players suspended in other leagues. The Argos said they aren't planning to bring him back, anyway.

There goes the losing streak. I guess all it took was one more injury.

The team plane is going to crash. Take out everyone, it'll be quicker that way.

Hey, Roy Halladay might have appendicitis. Why not? EDIT: He does. Out 4-6 weeks.

I finally realized why I recognized the actor who played the cabbie on Without a Trace last night. Fuckin' BLT from Degrassi.

OJ Simpson

All 4 of them.

I think you're probably right. I can see Ernie Whitt taking over soon. I think they'll lose tomorrow, too, since Kazmir is starting. They should be able to take at least 1 over the weekend, though.

I think Gibbons is going to be fired. I don't think it's his fault, but this is getting ridiculous.

Bases loaded, 1 out. Frank Thomas strikes out, Troy Glaus picked-off of first, no runs scored. God.

Oh well, better that than try and bring him back this year if he's not 100%. Still sucks, though. I thought the bullpen would be ok, still, after he got hurt. Oops!

I clicked on the Wild Card standings to see how far the Jays were back in that. Big mistake, as I realized the only teams that have worse records right now are the Royals and Nationals.

Yeah, Ben's dumb for not putting a few in his head. Unless he didn't actually want him dead.

So? And why did the Sabres trade him there, then? What do they care what he wants when he can just sign wherever in the off-season?

I doubt he's dead, they didn't actually show him die.

8-1. I don't know why I keep watching. Things going the way they are, Halladay will pitch a no-hitter tomorrow and they'll still lose.