Chuck Woolery

Eh... I'll take writing duties. If you have any specific spots you want in the match get 'em to me before Sunday afternoon... I probably won't get around to starting it until then.

Cerebrus, you crazy bastard, you picked Miami? Ah well. I'm only a game and a half out of first... choke, Tommy, choke.

I'm all for a title defence, PRL, but must it be triple threat? I hate writing matches where you have an odd man out.

Cleveland 27 Green Bay Baltimore Philadelphia Houston Tennessee (lock) Pittsburgh Detroit Seattle New Orleans N.Y. Giants San Francisco Denver New England N.Y. Jets Carolina St. Louis

I always considered Wakefield to be the kind of average guy who plays extremely well in the postseason, something which you can trace back to his days with the Pirates in the early nineties when he'd go 8-8ish in the regular season and yet be the only Pirate pitcher to pull out a win.

Of course, Tag Team Championships match. TNT v. That Wacky Duo

Anyone have any ideas for Calvin's appearance on IZ? Another promo with Dan Black would be oh so boring...

!!! I love this. So much. MUSH-ROOM! MUSH-ROOM!

See Zack below.

And here I was, about to PM you about avoiding a riot. You da man, Tony.

Tony, I don't think that Popick has any actual plans for the empty space. It just says "if needed", so you could probably get away with deleting that post and just moving the show.

And I felt like such a genius for picking the Steelers, there... le sigh.

I'm cursing and cursing and wondering if this is really a screw up or if I'm just overreacting. Check GCF for more details.

John Q, and I still can't fucking explain it.

YAY FOR ALCOHOL!!! I'm feeling a little down right now. Gotta go out and do something. Son, you answer your own question here.

I believe Disney only owned the teams based out of Anaheim. I could be wrong, though.

My hopes rest on Pittsburgh, New Orleans, and Minnesota. I'm not sure if I find that humorous or depressing.

Why are we hyphenating Walgreens? It's all one word, kids.

Jesus, kids, do we have nothing better to do on Thanksgiving than give each other heaps of praise? I, for one, am quite proud of the fact that I used a Nelly song to hype up the chamber. The show looked like Raw -- short matches, but good promos. Overall some very nice stuff. 7.

The First Congregational Church of Littleton, New Hampshire's baseball team. And.... go.

JSYK means just so you know. Honest to goodness. I've got nothing, but I'm feeling very Choken on this afternoon.

And thus, we have the reason one cannot fairly compare Benoit to Angle, and to a lesser extent Michaels. Benoit has been around for so long that he has toured Japan and worked WCW and ECW before he came to WWE and began working the constricting WWE style. Kurt, and if memory serves Shawn, have both worked knowing nothing but the WWE style, so truly there is no way to fairly include Benoit's work outside WWE in a comparison of the two. Angle has never gotten a chance to step out of WWE style, so who is to say that he couldn't put on the types of **** and ***** classics that Benoit was putting on in Japan? We simply don't know, as we have nothing but WWE style to go on for Kurt, and we all know that that style can make any worker look like a four-move wonder. Just my two cents.

CLEVELAND: 6 Green Bay Dallas Chicago Houston N.Y. Giants Pittsburgh Minnesota New England Carolina Baltimore New Orleans Seattle Denver Kansas City Tampa Bay Tennessee

...bah, I wanted to do the Elimination Chamber music video.

While I'm in a good mood, I'd like to point out how much it makes me smile that Word wants me to replace "Blurricane" with "Lubricant". Oh, and this should be in GCF before the hour's up. You're welcome.