Ed Helms has some good stuff, too. I liked his report during the Evolution week. "Enjoy the sites of *forgot the name of the town*, with the knowledge that it's all just a reinactment. Because if it were real...it would be fucking terrifying"
That'd be nice. Unfortunately, from the looks of things they're going with the dry, underwhelming-looking Brokeback Mountain, ala English Patient in 96
Sounds like one of those fake joke shows on Family Guy. Christ says something whiny like Romano, the TV wife nags or insults him like the wife on ELR, pause, Christ punches her right in the mouth.
I like the long reigns. I actually hope Cena DOES keep it past WM, mostly cause I'm curious to see what WWE does, since the Raw after would be one year after he won the title