Ravenbomb

I like Drawn Together, except the "Toot is fat and gross" jokes are getting old

Good Night, and Good Luck ****3/4

One day a man was looking for a new pet, so he went to the pet store and asked the owner if he had a dog. The owner showed him a few dogs, but the man wasn't interested. Suddenly the pet store owner had a thought. "I know just the dog for you," he said, and went to the last kennel in the row. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked. "Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" said the man. "I should take it to show my wife!" he went on, "I'll buy him." The man bought the dog and took it home to his wife. "I bought a dog today," he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked. "Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" said his wife. "You should take it to show the minister!" "You're right," said the man, and he took the dog to see the minister. "I bought a dog today," he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked. "Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" said the minister. "You should take it to show the mayor!" "You're right," said the man, and he took the dog to see the mayor. "I bought a dog today," he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked. "Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" said the mayor. "You should take it to show the governor-general!" "You're right," said the man, and he took the dog to see the governor-general. "I bought a dog today," he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked. "Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" said the governor-general. "You should take it to show the Queen!" "You're right," said the man, and he took the dog to see the Queen. "I bought a dog today," he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked. "No," said the Queen

Meh. It was pretty good. Though I did mark for the Urutsei Yatsura clip

I got pretty fucking sick of hearing Susan St. James saying "come on George" during any of the matches with someone named George in them. It was only two but it felt like 80. I swear, it was like every other thing she said was "Come on, George!"

LMFAO @ the Jew Gold and Crab People

Das not cool.

the MST3K movie did the same thing, 'cept at the beginning

Fingers crossed this leads to Matt snapping and becoming the Diablo. I DEMAND the stupidity of the Diablo character. He should walk around with a guitar and sing depressingly slow version of Beach Boys songs. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd pay money to see that if it meant him bursting into tears mid-way through Sloop John B

Tell me you didn't just go old-school!

La Parka

throw everyone off: Go as Santa Claus

"Streetcore" by Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros

No, they hate the people who think global warming is the cause of every geological problem on earth. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm pretty sure they hate the concept of global warming as well. Not that it really matters in the long run. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Global warming is real. It's the Republicans fault."

One has more specific rules than the other

How do you fit 6,000,000 jews into a Volkswagen? In the ashtray.

Given Parker and Stone have become out and out Bush apologists with their creative output in recent years <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"It's Karma's army! Made up of people from all the lands!" That and the guy's Earl impression were great, and I've been waiting for them to bring up that Randy doesn't technically have to help Earl with his list.

Where'd you get the demo from?

am I not allowed in again?

So...awesome...

Holy shit, he busted himself open