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Our system of law is based on at the MOST 4 commandments. (Murder, Adultery, Thievery, Bearing false witness) That's not a very strong correlation. Pretty much all the laws in Leviticus and Deuteronomy have absolutely fuck all to do with our laws. So how is our laws based on Judeo-Christian values? That's just something we repeat so much it's accepted as truth. Plus the whole Judeo-Christian thing is a crock. No sect of Christianity that I know of follows Old Testament law. In fact, the New Testament pretty much directly contradicts it. The only part they pay attention to in the Old Testament is the 10 Commandments, and hating on the gays.

Wicker Man, the original was pretty much perfect for what it wanted to be. I really don't see the point of a remake.

DP.

This is fucking sad.

The Carson Palmer vintage rimjob.

If she told it how it was she could debate people.

She thinks she's far prettier than she is. And with her outright cruelty and men-spiritedness, she she's a very ugly person. She's so fucking smug in her column, but whenever I've ever seen her on TV debating at ALL, or asked simply to back herself up, she balks and sputters. I forget what show she was on but, she was asked to back up one of her statements, which was aprox: the only difference between the cold war and the war on terror is you couldn't smell a communist when he sat next to you on a bus. The host simply asked her what she meant by this. Did she mean Arab people smelled bad (of course she did) and she just hemmed and hawed. It was fucking embarassing.

Hee.

"And thank you to the BEAUTIFUL, EFFERVESCENT Linda McMahon for this opportunity!" Like others have said, there used to be little wasted time in the short matches. Therefore a long chinlock sequence in the middle of the match was shat on, and rightfully so. WCW seemed to always have a 'face fights out of a resthold' spot in their heavyweight matches, but their matches were usually longer. What I don't understand is why wrestlers can't learn rest holds other than a chinlock. Use a Fujiwara armbar, or a half-crab, or a camel clutch, or an indian deathlock or SOMETHING.

They should have got Jack Evans to play Anakin.

See Bill O' Reilly bullying the son of a 9'11 victim, telling him 'his father would be ashamed of him.'

I like how the end of the ESB and RotJ fights mirror each other, with the winner just furiously hacking away until the loser loses their hand. The ending to the RotS fight is pretty lame. Flippidy-doo! Ow!

Well, there are churches and ministers that will marry gay couples. The biggest problem I have is that in many states, a lifelong partner can be banned from hospital visitation rights by a bigoted family. That's FUCKED up. I don't care what you believe, there's no moral justification for that.

The best Mexican food comes from taco trucks. I have two within two blocks of my apartment. They're cheap, and delicious. Really well seasoned meat of every type (slightly greasy, but nothing compared to fast food places), lots of cilantro, lettuce, tomatoes, avacado and onions. Plus ceviche, which is probably the freshest tasting food in the world next to sushi. I couldn't find the caloric content of the bowl, but I'm sure it's astronomical. I mean a KFC kicker (which I will admit are tasty little motherfuckers) is basically 2/3 of a chicken strip on bread with lettuce and mayo, and it's like 360 calories. The KFC bowl sort of gives me a bad feeling just thinking about it. Like those 2000 calory Hungry-Man dinners. Though Booker's line readings in those commercials always cracked me up. "CORRRRRRN and puddin'"

Eddie Winslow is like that "Parental Advisory: Eplicit Lyrics ONLY" remix of "Straight Outta Compton."

Vader v Luke in ESB is my favorite too. One of the only things they added to ESB in the special addition was Luke screaming as he fell. I hate that. It was so much better when he just fell.

Whatever it is, it's terrible.

Oooh! Maybe Hitman will finally get on the team!

Sweet!

Look, the list is obviously bollocksed, as it includes random genres, veering from influential cult bands with little commercial success (Fugazi) to bands that were extremely popular, but did nothing particularly new or innovative (Bon Jovi, Blink 182) I don't pretend to know a thing about metal, but this list is trully bizarre.

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=2649 Pretty damn funny.

Boulevarde, one-way, interstate, bitch I've seen 'em ALL.

Oh, OK. I'm exactly 25. That must be why I think Bon Jovi sucks. Quoted for truth. The whole 'fuck the hipsters' argument is so silly. Don't like Britney Spears? Or ICP? Fuck you hipster! Let the teenyboppers and juggaloes enjoy their music!

Who doesn't like Hank Williams Sr?

House of the Dead's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I'm not spending a red cent to see any of his others. I'll dig up the awesome Something Awful article on him.