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"seether"- Veruca salt

Hell no. I can shit in my toilet for free! (my apartment pays for water utilities) He should have stuck to har-core porn. Probably more money, and his spectacularly unsexy porns were like highg art. Come on. New Wave Hookers? White Bunbusters? Classics of unsexy, weird pr0n. I shoud probably be ashamed of knowing a single porn director, but his shit's hilarious.

Because they're WHITE (clap clapclap) BunBuuuusters They're WHITE (clap clapclap) Bunbuuuuusters I wish the 'cum-drenched tits' website was still up. chorus: CUM DRENCHED TITS Really bad rapper: Beautiful slut accepting fat cock

This is sumultaneously the best and worst porno I've ever seen. Or you could search for my porno lyrics thread. They hang out all day with their weenies hanging ouuuut/ It wants to makes you want to go to a deli and eat sauerkraut! (white Bunbusters!) ^Not making it up. Horrible, horrible porno. Best song ever. We need a new porno song thread.

Sweettooth's a fag. Mr. Grimm's where it's at. Unless you play my friend when he's fucking shadow in TM2. Completely unstoppable. I hate that guy. I love ythat game. Sweet! Napalm! Frpm haldway across the screen. RRR...... SHADOW BITCH! We played a thousand fucking versus matches. Only way I could beat gim was burninatng him with thumper afer a freeze. Or Mr. Grimm.

Yeah, it was. But it's part 2 of 52. DC has delivered with all their big shit lately, so I'm going to stay the course for a bit. My local shop had 52 as their weekly "dollar title" so that helped. Two bucks for the first two issues. I just ended up buying 52 and Dead Girl (which I still love, but I don't think they're going to be able to wrap it up in one issue satisfactortily.) Ok so I figure I don't have to spoiler this, since both issues are out. Booster Gold is being his old, cocky self after his best friend died. And Elongated Man, who seemed to be coping, is suicidal? I do like Ralph coming back for the mystery. So Who's this Renee lady? Obviously a Gotham Detective, but I've been out of the loop. The Question is a pimp. Isn't he from the old Charleston comics? He's who Rorshach was based on?

That's the fucking thing. I remember Cobra Commander. HNe had a harsh voice amd ca,e uip with some ridiculous plots. I do have som some nostalgia for all tha early 80's shit, but it doesn't hold up. I mean I really like FG. The talking house, fucking unne Frank, completelu orrevememt amd funny. If You want to see every character reenact a musical scene, go hor it. It will probably be an obscure reference. Ane Ho ho! youve referenced a muical, that I don't even get. Dude, Fuck that show.

I did not know about the MIB comic book. Hope it's good. Hope anything David Cross is involced with is good. He's sort of a dick. But he's brilliant. And i''m diverging from the point . Family Guy is basically just a child screaming: Beastmaster! Thundercats! Battlestar Gallactica Tron! Ewoks! It wasn't like that. Take the anne Frank Joke. The Feed me a tool shed joke. The phallic car jokes. THey were funny because they were jokes. Seth McFarlane. Hey. Check this out. I have action figures from when I was a child. i KNOW! No, No. Don't make jokess about them. Just get a vintage Megatron and pretend to shoot people. What the hell? I thought the show used to be funny. No longer. I dunno if I like any sanctimonious comerdy shows either.

Ok, if Malibu posted that in the Pit a month ago, we're oficially out opf material. Hey Family Guy! Remember Mask! They had M.a.s.k.s. and yeah.

Hm. I incedentally posted that in the 'official Dames hates Leena thread' or whatever. I'm so... scared.

The one unfrortunate thing about the SH video games is besides 3 (has an ending) 2(isn't really realted but has the most tragic stopry ever), they rarely hve a definite ending. I really, really liked the movie either way. How was I not going to with Pyramid Head? He's eadily in the top 10 video game villains, and The gamed are far scarier and more atmospheric than the movie, but I would still give the movei an OK grade.

Seriously the best villain ever, outside of mayber Char. Just watch him evolve (IN SUBS!)

Just.... Just watch The Vision of Escaflowne series subbed. It shouldn't be too hard to find at all. It really is the best. Best heroes, best villains, good animation, incredible voice acting, best score ever, besides maybe Cowboy Bebop (Same person). You really should see this show. It makes most shows look like heaping piles of shit, much less animes. It's only one season. Do it. The movie is OK. Same VAs, great Music, but the plot cannot compare. And it's trying way too hard to be this dour violent anime instead of the pure majesty of the series. The Vision of Escaflowne series is the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy epic. No exaggeration.

Well, when Teddy Dunn was acting like a emotionless psycho, I could understand. Once he tried to act like a normal person, everyone on the fucking cast just killed him in acting ability. It was embarassing. This kid was supposed to be smart? Ramantic? It was porn-level acting. Though he did go out with a bang.

I suppose, given an all-star cast, some good directing and a new script, Beastmaster would have sucked. But sucked less. If Nightmare on Elm Street had kept up the quality of the original (Halloween, as well), we could have had some great horror movies. Hey, here's one. I never really liked Men in Black, but thought the concept was really quite good. The first was OK. THe second was abysmal.

It's common knowledge that Avengers Dissambeled sorta sucked. I haven't read it. I read very little Marvel 616 stuff except for quirky stuff like X-statix. Oh, and Astonishing X-Men kicks ass, at least as far as I've seen. So: I think he's bad with continuity. Here's a bunch of shit he's writte that is good to awesome: Kinx: Awesome also drawn by him Goldfish: Good. did the art. Torso: Vastly overrated, Imo. But I didn't like From Hell very much either. Not my style of story, no matter how well researched. Powers: Awesome. One of my favorite comics Alias: Again, really good. Jessica Dres is a fucking great character I hope to see more of. Ultimate Spider-Man: It moves a little bit slow, but it's a great fucking series. compare this reimagination fo SM to Allstar Goddamn Batman. I think he may be a little overworked, and he's not so great with continuity, but in general, I really like his stuff. I'll say Ultimate Spider-Man and Kingdom Come got me back into comics.

Diet Dew and Squirt are where it's at. Also Diet Dr. Pepper does taste an awful lot like regular. Too bad I think Dr. Pepper is really gross.

The first season was completely bare-bones, right? Man, the second season picked up once Duncan left. He wouldn't be out of place on many other high-school shows, but he was completely out of his league compared to the other young actors Bell, Dohring, Capra and Daggs (who improved greatly over the course of the first season) And whoever played Dick didn't have the most challenging role, but he was brilliant at it. And that's not even mentioning Keith and Lamb, who are all kinds of awesome. Shit, Iceman and Officer Leo were way better than Duncan.

DB is much better than DBZ because there's MUCH less filler. One thing about DBZ I hate is you're damned if you do, damned if you don't in terms of Dub v Sub Sub has Vegeta and Frieza with the best voices ever. Goku still sounds like a child when he grows up, though, and I just can't get past that. Dub has Vegeta and ESPECIALLY Frieza with the worst voices ever. Plus changing Mr. Satan's name? Heresy. I heard Escaflowne was shown on Adult Swim. How was it received? That show rules it, but hald the reason is the incredible Japanese voice acting. Dilandau's awesome. The fights in the show, by and large fucking SUCK in my opinion, tho.

I thought it (FG) was fairly funny when it would keep a semblance of a plot, and the cutaway jokes were, you know, jokes. Now it's over half cutaway jokes, and they're not even jokes. It's just straight-faced references to old cartoons, or the characters acting out a scene from a musical. Oh the hilarity. Stewie Griffen, the untold story is one of the worst things I've ever seen. I can't believe King of the Hill is still on. Never been funny. Rednecks LOVE that show for some reason though. I'm sorta surprised the Simpsons people haven't hung it up yet. They have to realize the quality is dropping, and I'm sure they've already made scads of money. I'm surprised NewsRadio lasted 5 seasons (well, 4.5). Although I love it, it got pretty terrible ratings. (I seriously can't fathom why) Plus, of course Phil Hartman sadly died. I think they should have done that touching, wonderful "Bill Moves On" episode as a tribute to Phil, then let the show die. It certainly couldn't have been fun to make after that. I can't believe ER is still on. Not a single original cast member left, and unlike L&O, the show's been going downhill for a long time.

Everything I've heard from it so far (just 3 songs) has been very good.

Happy Time Harry (who apparently is David Cross, uncredited), and MC Pee-pants are probably my favorites. I take a giant drill and bore straight down to hell. Realeasing evil demons from their sleep-forever spell, so the can walk upon the earth, and get more situated and sell the diet pills that MC Pee-pants has created!

I don't think anything will beat the Kevin Bacon death, though. Gruesome, realistic, and totally unexpected.

Wow, this is a clear case of misremembering things. I SWEAR Rhyno was the one to end Dreamer's one minute reign, but I am apparently very wrong. Weird.

It is a really hard show to get into. It has a HUGE fucking cast. And yes, Stringer's a fucking pimp.