Longdogger_Pete

What he said.

Last month's #1 falls off the list entirely! And the bottom drops out as Stryke goes unbooked for a whole month and leaves the cellar. (It's hard to keep up with all these comings and goings. Hope I got the titles right.) SWF WRESTLER OF THE MONTH - JULY 2006 WINNER: Michael Stephens RUNNER-UP: Bruce Blank HONORABLE MENTION: Jimmy the Doom JULY RANKINGS (last month's rank in parentheses) #1. Michael Stephens - SWF World Heavyweight Champion (2) #2. Bruce Blank - SWF International Champion (4) #3. Jimmy the Doom - SWF Hardcore Champion (3) #4. Wildchild (9) #5. Tom Flesher - SWF Tag Team Champion (5) #6. Akira Kaibatsu (7) #7. Mike Cross - SWF Cruiserweight Champion (16) #8. Charlie Matthews - SWF Tag Team Champion (6) #9. Landon Maddix (21) #10. Scott Rageheart (20) #11. Manson (30) #12. Gabriel Drake (NR) #13. A Velociraptor (NR) #14. Nemesis (NR) #15. Spike Jenkins (27) #16. Doomstroyer (10) #17. Mike Van Siclen (15) #18. Kerry Staunton (18) #19. Trent Hawk (NR) #20. Ciro Vitale (NR) #21. An Octopus (NR) #22. Jay Hawke (NR) #23. Cardboard Comet (NR) #24. Austin Sly (11) #25. Martin Hunt (24) #26. Zyon (8) #27. JJ Johnson (13) #28. Matt Myers (28) #29. Insane Luchador (31) #30. Ced Ordonez (23) #31. Grendel (29) REMOVED: Aecas (1), Amy Stephens (12), Sean Davis (14), Ghost Machine 3.0 (17), Va'aiga (19), Bloodshed (22), Johnny Jax (25), Scotty Static (26), Stryke (32)

OK - looks like Sydney won't be in action after all. However, if Syndicated doesn't come up, maybe PK will put our tag match here instead.

OK, that's two... Kidding, kidding!

Does Smackdown even have four wrestlers?

So which matches are we waiting for and have a chance of actually getting? I'm just saying, because, I was prepared to actually crank out the rankings on time this month.

Well, we can't have that. There's already been a singles wrestler named Axis. You'll have to come up with something else.

No, all characters I have ever used (in e-fedding, writing, role-playing, and simming) have aged progressively in real time. Pete was 35 when I began playing him. I was shocked recently when I realized that the infant children of one of my first role-playing characters were now nine and seven.

Well, on the other end of the spectrum, Kevin Coyote is much younger than I am.

Sydney Sky will hopefully be in action. In a related story, if someone has a character they can spare for a match, please PM me.

I, myself, turn 27 today. Interestingly, the LDP character turns 40. And thanks. Watch as I celebrate by working all day~~!

Perhaps, but by then, no one was watching.

Errrr..... SMASH!

That's "spelled."

July 24th was Ian's seventh birthday. Which means he now shares a birthday with the littlest McMahon. Go figure.

WWE.com says it was non-title.

One week after getting beat down by Peter Knight and Gibraltar, Longdogger Pete has requested some mic time this week on HeldDOWN. Will Pete answer Knight's challenge for a tag team match at Syndicated? And who will Pete choose as his tag team partner? Find out on HeldDOWN!

It is indeed a rushjob - but that match is now edited in. Also announces a match for Syndicated.

I honestly don't know when my match will be in... things are really crazy at the moment and I haven't had much time available. If it takes much longer I may send in a rushjob just to get something in, but it isn't the match I had in mind.

I'm all for tours, but occasionally. Once in awhile the SWF, as any global-sized promotion would, will have to trudge back through those random midwestern venues. The fictional world tour is silly. Yeah, it's a fantasy league, but I like to take my fantasy with some realism. Of course, I'm not active, so it matters not what I think.

I'm going with Sigil.

Bob Orton, Sr.

This question makes a whole lot more sense once I'm aware that Aecas didn't remain active. Shows how much I pay attention.

Good lord, there are a lot of matches here.

Gibraltar will be appearing in one more match this month, as he will be taking on Longdogger Pete in singles competition.