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...was that STEPHEN JACKSON I just saw hit the game winner??? Holy shit!

If the Pacers weren't missing layups every other play, this would be a blowout right now. The backboard is there for a reason, guys, use it.

Something I've just recently noticed...is Tom Tolbert still with ESPN? I don't believe I've heard him do a game this year. I'd be disappointed if he was gone. Jon Barry tries, but it's not quite the same as Walton and Tolbert. Though I did laugh at his "Yeah, well, I got traded for Alaa Abdelnaby!" line.

Pacers get the win in Portland in a very tense game, the Blazers fought all the way to the bitter end. Randolph was amazing, Foster was on him like glue all night, but he kept putting in tough shot after tough shot. The percentage wasn't as good as it seemed watching the game, but yet another 25-10 outing (30 & 11 to be exact. Guy's really an All-Star level talent, too bad he's overlooked due to the offcourt stuff. Jarrett Jack was most impressive, as well. Jermaine puts up 20/8/6/5 blocks, and Jasikevicius and Granger combine for 38 off the bench. Golden State tommorrow, I'm interested to see if this team is for real. Right now, they're the same as the Hawks, I'll believe them in the playoffs when I see it. Hopefully Jermaine's able to go, he sprained his ankle in the third quarter and was very slow getting up, but came back to finish the game.

Tuesday's poll on ESPN.com: Should the Bulls allow Ben Wallace to wear a headband? - Yes - No

Potential AFC championship preview? Hmmm... KC - 28 Baltimore at Cincinnati (3.5) Arizona at St. Louis (6.5) Atlanta at Washington (1.5) (4.5) Dallas at N.Y. Giants Detroit at New England (13.5) (7.5) Indianapolis at Tennessee Jacksonville at Miami (2.5) (5.5) Kansas City at Cleveland Minnesota at Chicago (9.5) (1.5) N.Y. Jets at Green Bay (5.5) San Diego at Buffalo San Francisco at New Orleans (7.5) Tampa Bay at Pittsburgh (7.5) Houston at Oakland (3.5) Seattle at Denver (3.5) (3.5) Carolina at Philadelphia

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Results are in.

OK, I misread above. I meant he allows them to view the board for the stats. The PM's I'm sure have nothing to do with that, so you can just block those as mentioned earlier.

No idea. I have mine set on 100 now. I'd imagine it was some kind of upgrade to the board.

I acutally brought this up with Mike when the banning originally took place, and he said he allows it because it's good for page views and board stats. They still can't post on the board, and you can block them from PM'ing you if they're doing so.

I was actually just about to do that. Well done.

Jeez, as if her face wasn't busted enough already.

Feedback~ The Heavenly Rockers are out to not just win the titles, but to MAIM~! But the Sooners survive, pulling out all the stops, and retaining. Good stuff. The highlight of GPX-Bruce/Landon had to be Bruce's antics before and during the match. Another really hot match with a lot of teased finishes, which is always fun. Guess the Gimmick Elimination Chamber isn't happening, either. Really liked the Enterprise/Rescue 911 match. The Diablos were entertaining, and the commentary in particular took me right back to old school Survivor Series. Well done. Fun little X-survivor match. "It" seems like an interesting character. Venom gutted it out, but the injuries were just too much. I thought that Kawada would wind up either overcoming the deficit and winning or coming close in the end, so the ending was a bit surprising, as well. Funny thing, as I was reading the post match, when Coach brought up slipping on a banana peel, my initial thought was that a banana was a handle for Ramone, ala Carlito and his apple, and that Venom actually did slip on a banana peel. Which would have been the greatest stretcher job in history. Overall, good stuff. And a great, heated match as expected from Zack and Cortez. Both men pulling out all the stops in their hatred for one another, ending with a golden oldie from Zack. MOTN: Zack Malibu vs Todd Cortez LOTN:

I was thinking maybe we could do an angle where all the would-be qualifiers were granted a shot at the title at whatever point of their choice down the road? Or would that be overkill?

ESPN Power Rankings 1. Utah 2. Dallas 3. San Antonio 4. Phoenix 5. Houston 6. Detroit 7. LA Lakers 8. Orlando 9. Denver 10. Cleveland 11. NO/OK 12. Golden State 13. LA Clippers 14. Sacramento 15. Minnesota 16. Indiana 17. Miami 18. Chicago 19. Portland 20. Seattle 21. New Jersey 22. Philadelphia 23. Atlanta 24. Washington 25. Toronto 26. Memphis 27. Boston 28. Charlotte 29. Milwaukee 30. New York

OAOAST Six-Man Tag Team Titles Alfdogg & Team Canada © vs Brock Ausstin & America's Team

NYU did mention above that he'd have an explanation for the show. I sent him another PM about it.

Hey. Just spoke with NYU, and we've decided that the ME, unfortunately, isn't going to happen after all. I would suggest US/Canada, for the feel-good ending thing, but quality-wise, I wouldn't say that it's really PPV ME-quality. Maybe stick Cortez/Malibu in that spot instead?

Pacers get a big win Friday night against Cleveland, then turn around and get blown out by the Raptors this afternoon. It won't get any easier, our next home game is December 8.

[i]Stars and Stripes Forever[/i] plays, and Brock Ausstin leads his team out, to big-time boos. Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin follow, carrying American flags, and Thunderkid enters last. COLE Time for more elimination action! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is an elimination-rules matchup! You can be eliminated by pinfall, submission, disqualification, or countout! Introducing first...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Captained by, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! His partners include, QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUENTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! And hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE Team USA, quite an imposing force, and remember, the Survivors of this match will once again advance to the big Triple Cage match later on in the night! COACH But here comes an even more imposing force, Cole! [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits, and the crowd goes CRAZY, as Alfdogg walks to the ring, followed by Team Canada, both carrying Canadian flags, while Rick Heyross, carrying another flag, leads out Deon Black. COLE Let's go back to Buffer! BUFFER [i]Their opponents, accompanied by Rick Heyross...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* Captained by the OAOAST Canadian champion, as well as 1/3 of the OAOAST Six-man tag team champions, ALFDOGG!!!!! His partners include two-thirds of the OAOAST Six-man tag team champions...first, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, "AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFELIXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! From Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, KENNNNNNNNNNNN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! And from Winnipeg, Manitoba, here is THE MANITOBA MAMMOTH, DEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLACK!!!!![/i] COLE The big man, Deon Black, the Manitoba Mammoth, all 7-3, 518 pounds of him! And what would happen should HE advance to the Triple Cage match? COACH ...I shudder to think, Cole! As the music dies down, the crowd continues its standing O. Felix Strutter grabs the mike from Buffer (LOL!) and starts to speak, but the ovation is too loud, so he simply takes a walk around the ring, then pounds one hand on his chest and raises it in the air to the crowd. STRUTTER That's right, y'all know what time it is! Everyone assumes their positions in mid-ring, as [i]O Canada[/i] plays. After the anthem finishes, belts and accessories are handed to the official, and the bell rings. *DING DING DING* Everyone steps out of the ring...leaving captains! COACH We're gonna get it right off the bat, Cole! Alf vs Brock! Brock and Alf circle the ring, then go in and start to trade fists! Brock gets the better of the exchange, then whips Alf into the ropes and catches him with a big clothesline! Brock yells out to the crowd, drawing boos. Brock then picks Alf up, and lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~!, tossing him down to the mat. COLE And Alf not faring well early against the power of Brock Ausstin! Alf holds his back, then quickly scoots over and tags in Pantera. COACH And now we got power vs power in there! Pantera measures Brock up, then immediately the two start trading forearms! COLE And some real stiff shots being exchanged in there! Pantera delivers a knee to the midsection, then goes for an Irish whip, but Brock reverses. Pantera ducks a clothesline, then stops, and goes for a big right, but Brock ducks, and executes an atomic drop! Brock then wrings the arm of Pantera, and makes a tag to Quentin Benjamin. COLE And Quentin Benjamin gets the tag! COACH Well, his Ducks suffered a heartbreaking loss last night in college football, let's see if he can get redemption and advance to the Triple Cage! Benjamin hammers away on the arm, then delivers an armdrag. Benjamin drops a couple knees on the arm, then tags in Moss. Benjamin holds the arm as Moss backs into the ropes, and they execute the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss delivers some European uppercuts to Pantera, then whips him into the ropes, and catches him in a sleeper! Pantera struggles for a bit, but is able to make a tag to Strutter. COLE And Pantera with that superior strength, able to power his way over to the corner! Pantera holds the leg as Strutter stomps away, then Strutter whips Moss into the ropes, backs in and delivers a spinning wheel kick! He hops up, as the crowd cheers him on, and poses on the second buckle. He then turns around, climbs to the top, and jumps HIGH off, coming down with a flying bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter whips Moss into the ropes, but puts his head down. Moss delivers a foot to the face, then tags in Brock. COLE And a tag made, and Brock in there once again! Brock hammers away on Strutter with right hands, then whips him hard into the corner, and catches him coming out with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Big-time suplex by Brock Ausstin! Brock drills Strutter with a clothesline! And another! Brock then whips Strutter across once again...and this time, scoops up Strutter on his shoulders! COLE Could be an early exit for Strutter here! However, they spin around with the momentum, and Strutter, while still on the shoulders of Brock, manages to make a tag to Black! The crowd goes NUTS~! COACH But Felix made a tag, and look who's in now! Brock, unbeknownst to the tag being made, delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 He goes for the cover, but the referee informs him that a tag was made! COLE Look at the SIZE of the Manitoba Mammoth! Brock gets to his feet and argues with the referee, then Black spins him around and delivers a BIG right hand, sending Brock staggering into a corner! Black follows him into the corner, and starts delivering blows to the head and midsection! COACH And look at him dominate Brock Ausstin! Black whips Brock across the ring, then charges for an AVALANCHE~! However, Brock ducks out of the way! Brock delivers right hands to Black, then backs into the ropes and delivers a clothesline! COLE And a big clothesline from Brock, can't even budge the Mammoth! Brock tries another one, this time staggering him a bit! He tries one more time, and this time, Black pounces on Brock, taking him down with a body attack! Black then gets a signal from Alf, and picks up Brock and throws him over the top to the floor! COLE The Mammoth just got some kind of sign from Alf, and now he's taking it to the floor! 1!!! 2!!! Black grabs Brock, and whips him into the steel steps! The referee continues to count, as Black starts to pick apart the announcers' table! 3!!! 4!!! COLE Oh my God...what could Alf and the Mammoth have cooked up here? 5!!! COACH And don't forget, there's still a count going in the ring! The referee's count is at 6, as Black goozles Brock... 7!!! 8!!! and DRIVES HIM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS' TABLE~! COLE OH NO! The referee finishes up his count, as the crowd is going crazy and Black poses on the floor! 9!!! 10!!! COLE And I think we've got a double count-out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Brock Ausstin, Deon Black Eliminated by: DCOR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH It's obvious that Alf's plan was to have Black take Brock out of the match, even if it meant sacrificing himself! COLE And that plan has succeeded, but Alf still has to go through three more guys to get to the Triple cage match! Pantera steps into the ring, as does Charlie Moss on the other side. COLE And it's now a 3-on-3 match, we've got Alf along with Team Canada, the six-man tag champs, taking on Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin, and Thunderkid! Pantera wins a slugfest with Moss, then whips him into the ropes and delivers a clothesline! Pantera then picks up Moss, and executes a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera picks up Moss, and attempts another suplex, but Moss counters with a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera catches Moss with a clothesline getting up, then grabs him in a front facelock and makes a tag to Alf. COLE And Alf, the team captain, back in the ring! Alf goes to the top and delivers a double axhandle to the back, then drops a snap legdrop, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf tags in Strutter, who picks up Moss and attempts a neckbreaker, but Moss counters with a backslide! 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter delivers a shot to the gut, then grabs Moss and makes a tag to Alf. Alf hammers away on Moss in the corner, then tags Pantera back in. Pantera whips Moss across, but Moss gets the feet up, flooring Pantera, then tags in TK! COLE And Thunderkid in for the first time! TK delivers right hands, then whips Pantera across, and delivers a big backdrop! He follows with a clothesline! And another! He then whips Pantera across once again, but Pantera moves to avoid a charge, then delivers a back suplex! COACH And TK's momentum stopped in a hurry! Pantera hammers away at TK in a corner, then attempts an Irish whip across. TK reverses, and Pantera is sent into the corner. TK delivers a foot to the gut, and sets up a piledriver, but Pantera backdrops out of it! TK holds on and tries a sunset flip, and at the same time, Benjamin reaches over and tags himself in. COLE Tag made, Pantera is unaware! Benjamin comes off the top with a BULLDOG~! COLE And Benjamin with a big bulldog! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Ken Pantera has been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Ken Pantera Eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Strutter immediately pounces Benjamin, kicking him on the mat, then tagging in Alf. Alf picks up Benjamin from behind and plants him with a Blue Thunder Bomb! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf tags Strutter back in, and Strutter attempts a guillotine legdrop, but Benjamin rolls out of the way, and goes over and tags Moss! Moss goes to work on Strutter, delivering right hands, then ducking a return fire, and executing a TRAPPED ARM BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss sets up for the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! as the crowd boos, but Strutter goes to the eyes to break it up. Moss staggers over and tags Benjamin back in, while Alf gets the tag on the other side. Benjamin goes for a kick on Alf, but Alf catches the foot and spins him around. Benjamin spins back around, catching Alf with a heel kick! COLE And Alf caught good with that spinning kick of Quentin Benjamin! Benjamin hooks Alf, and delivers a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf delivers a headbutt to the abdominal region, then tags Strutter again. COACH Alf got in trouble quickly, and tagged the first chance he saw. Smart wrestling! Benjamin catches Strutter with an armdrag! Benjamin gets up and drops a knee on the arm, then tags Moss back in. Moss whips Strutter to the ropes, and attempts a tilt-a-whirl, but Strutter spins through, then spins onto the other side and plants Moss with a DDT! COLE Big move by Felix Strutter! Strutter tags in Alf, who steps in and hooks Moss in the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111, much to the delight of the crowd. COACH Sharpshooter! COLE Submission hold applied by Alf, can he even the score here? Moss inches towards the ropes, but Alf pulls him back out to the center, and sits back farther on the hold, and after another brief struggle, Moss is forced to tap out! COLE Yes! We're all evened up! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Elimination: Charlie Moss Eliminated by: Alfdogg (submission) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TK steps in and spins Alf around, hammering him into a corner! COLE And here it is, TK against Alf! TK gets Alf slouched in the corner, then whips him hard across the ring, and catches him in a PRESS SLAM~!, tossing him down to the mat! COLE And tremendous strength displayed by TK! TK tags in Benjamin, and they send Alf into the ropes, dropping him with a double elbow! Benjamin follows up with a SUPERKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin picks Alf up, and executes a backbreaker! He then climbs to the top rope, and executes a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Benjamin whips Alf into the ropes, and attempts a tilt-a-whirl, but Alf lands on his feet, then scoops Benjamin up, delivering a TOMBSTONE~! Alf slowly crawls to his corner, and makes the tag to Strutter! COACH And here comes Felix again! Strutter hammers away with rights, then attempts an Irish whip. Benjamin reverses, but Strutter ducks a spinkick, and comes back with a flying forearm! Strutter executes a snap suplex, then goes to the top rope... COLE Could be that Shooting Star legdrop coming up! Strutter gets position, and goes for the SHOOTING STAR LEGDROP~!!!111, but Benjamin rolls out of the way! COACH Nobody home! Benjamin makes a tag to TK! COLE And a tag, and TK back in there again! TK clotheslines Strutter, then clotheslines Alf! Another clothesline for both men! Alf goes rolling out to the floor, as TK delivers a BICYCLE KICK~! to Strutter! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Strutter gets the shoulder up! TK tags Benjamin once again, as Alf is just climbing back onto the apron. Benjamin goes to the ropes, and takes a knee in the back from Alf! COLE Alf from the outside! Strutter delivers a foot to the gut, then hooks Benjamin...and delivers the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!111 The crowd pops! COACH Felix got it! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Benjamin gone, and now we're down to 2-on-1! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Quentin Benjamin Eliminated by: Felix Strutter (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH TK out there all alone now against Alf and Felix Strutter! Alf asks for the tag, and gets it. He steps in and goes to the eyes of TK, then delivers a foot to the gut, and tags Strutter right back in. They whip TK to the ropes, but TK ducks a double clothesline and delivers one of his own! COLE But TK quick to strike! Could we see deja vu here, with Reject surviving in his match earlier after overcoming a deficit? TK picks up Strutter, and delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! As he gets up, however, Alf hits him with a SUPERKICK~! Strutter covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Strutter tags Alf once again, and Alf goes to the top, hitting a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE Crowd thought it was over, and so did I! Alf sets up a suplex, but TK blocks! He blocks a second time, and delivers one of his own! Alf rolls over slowly and tags Strutter. COACH And that's where Alf has the advantage, he still has Strutter over there he can tag! Strutter picks up TK, and he and Alf whip him into a corner, but TK comes out with a double clothesline! COLE And TK again with a double clothesline! TK walks over to Alf, then picks him up and delivers a FALLAWAY SLAM~! Alf rolls out to the floor, as TK makes his way over to Strutter. COACH Alf out on the floor here... TK scoops up Strutter, and drills him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE And TK's in the ring, and Strutter is out like a light! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Look at Alf! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Felix Strutter Eliminated by: Thunderkid (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As the referee gets Strutter out of the ring, Alf sneaks in behind TK with the ring bell! COLE Alf's got the bell! As TK turns around, Alf brings the bell down onto his head! COLE And Alf rings it! The crowd is going crazy, as the referee turns around... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Got him! COLE And Alfdogg will get another shot at the big one! ******************************************************** Eliminated: Thunderkid Eliminated by: Alfdogg (pinfall) SURVIVOR: Alfdogg ******************************************************** BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, and sole survivor...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COACH And this crowd is loving it, Cole! You may not like how it was done, but it'll be Alfdogg later tonight moving onto the Triple Cage, for a shot at the World title! Alf backs down the aisle triumphantly, as TK is just coming around. TK leans over the middle rope, and is just conscious enough to shoot a steely glare at Alf. COLE And TK extremely frustrated, things were going his way, he faced a 2-1 deficit, and had just narrowed it down, when Alf rang his bell, and picked up the win! And later tonight, he'll try to become the first THREE-TIME OAOAST World champion!

If that happens, it'll be Shawn so Hunter can be left with Edge and Orton alone at the end and he can make the superman comeback and beat them both. Of course, Edge and Orton will beat on Hunter afterwards for about ten seconds to get a small candle's worth of heat back until Shawn returns to make the 'save'. Don't forget Shawn getting the return job on RAW tommorrow!

Looks like I'll be boycotting ESPN for the next few days.

And fuck the Vikings even harder. Now I have to count on the Packers to get me one diff. game.

Fuck the Falcons. They always do the opposite of what I predict.