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Really good show, from my skimming of it. I'll try to get around to it later, but I need sleep.

[i]Renagade[/i] hits, and the crowd boos as Reject leads out the Burrough Boys. COLE Time for a Survivor Series-style match! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a ten-man, elimination rules match! Team members can be eliminated by pinfall, submission, disqualification, or countout! Introducing the first team, captained by the OAOAST X Champion, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT, here are the FIVE BURROUGHS![/i] *crowd boos* [i]His teammates include, from Brooklyn, MARIANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! From Manhattan, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUTHHHHHHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! From Staten Island, WWWWWWWWWWWALLLLLLLLLLDOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And from Queens, QUUUUUUUUUUINCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!![/i] COLE The Five Burroughs, led by Reject, who just ten days ago, became the new X champion, defeating TJ Burns in an outstanding match! COACH Absolutely, and I look forward to a long and rewarding reign...that is, IF he doesn't go on and win the big one later tonight! COLE Absolutely, remember, whoever survives this match will move on to the Triple Cage later tonight for a shot at the championship of the world! [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits, and Jumbo leads his team out to a nice pop. COLE And it could be one, or all, of these five men! BUFFER [i]Their opponents, are the WEST ATLANTIC CONNECTION! Captained by JUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]His teammates include, the team of DENNNNNNNZELLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRR, and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMONT! The SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPANISHHHHHHHHHHHH FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! And, COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBIANNNNNNNNNN HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!![/i] COACH Chicago's not even close to the Atlantic Ocean! What a stupid name for a team! COLE It's not bad, they could have called them "The Teamsters" or something! COACH ...OK, you got me there. COLE In any event, we're about ready to get this baby started! Jumbo's team slides in, and attacks! *DING DING DING* COACH And we ARE ready! All ten men battle it out in the ring as the crowd goes crazy! Quincy knocks Reggie to the floor, then assists Mariano in his battle against Jumbo. Heat and Reject renew their battle, while Fly hammers on Luther and Denzel and Waldo trade blows. Mariano and Quincy double-team Jumbo, eventually sending him to the floor. COLE And Jumbo double-teamed and sent out to the floor! Quincy goes for a PLANCHA~!, but Jumbo catches him! COACH Uh-oh, Quincy's caught! However, Mariano climbs to the top rope and executes a MOONSAULT~!, oohing the crowd, and taking out both men on the floor! COLE Sensational move by Mariano, we'll be seeing a lot of those type moves in this one! Mariano gets up slowly, and starts to hammer on Jumbo. As he does this, Fly knocks down Luther in the ring with a dropkick, then backs into the ropes, and takes out Mariano on the floor with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COACH You ain't kiddin' about that one! Look at Fly! Fly delivers right hands, while Jumbo recovers and works over Quincy. As this goes on, Waldo backs into the ropes, and Reject BACKDROPS him over the top, right onto the crowd of people! COLE And great teamwork by Reject and Waldo! Reggie climbs into the ring, and takes Reject down with a BICYCLE KICK~! He then tosses him through the second rope to the outside, and follows. Meanwhile, on the other side, Heat hits a flying bodypress to the outside! COLE And now Colombian Heat flies! They're not disappointing with the aerial tactics! COACH You ain't seen nothin' yet, watch this! Luther comes to the corner, springs to the top, and hits a TWISTING SHOOTING STAR PRESS into the mass of people! COLE OUTSTANDING~!!! Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! Luther quickly gets to his feet, only to be met with a baseball slide from Denzel! Denzel then gets to his feet, and meets Luther with a TWISTING PLANCHA~! COACH This is a car wreck out here, Cole! Fly slowly gets to his feet and tosses Luther into the ring. Fly whips Luther into the ropes, but Luther ducks a clothesline, and hits Fly with a spinning wheel kick! Luther KIPS UP~! and poses, to boos. COACH So apparently these are the two legal men, after all that chaos! Luther picks up Fly, and delivers a SNAP JACKHAMMER~! He then climbs to the top rope. COACH Could be time for the FOREST OF ILLUSION~!!!, Cole! Luther attempts his patented DOUBLE 450 SPLASH~!!!, but Fly rolls out of the way! COLE And nobody home! Fly slides to the apron, then waits for Luther to get to his feet. He springs to the top rope, and comes from behind with the FLY SWATTER~!!!111 COLE And we've got a cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH WOW, we've got one gone already! COLE The action is fast-paced and hard-hitting here on November Reign, and we've already got one Burrough down! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Luther Eliminated by: Spanish Fly (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Before Fly can celebrate, however, Waldo jumps in and clotheslines him from behind! Waldo stomps away at Fly on the mat, then picks him up and lifts him in a fireman's carry. COACH Uh-oh, I love this move, Cole! Waldo brings Fly over, and falls back as he delivers a GUTBUSTER~! COLE Fly's abdomen right across the knees of Waldo! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Waldo delivers a snap suplex to Fly, then goes to the top rope. Waldo goes for a senton bomb, but Fly rolls out of the way, and makes the tag to Reggie! COLE And Reggie gets the tag, and it's Reggie and Waldo in the ring! Reggie hammers Waldo in a corner, then whips him into the ropes and catches him with a powerslam! 1... 2... Kickout! Reggie picks up Waldo, and delivers a URIANGE~! Cover... 1... 2... Mariano comes in, and pulls Reggie off! Denzel jumps into the ring and hits Mariano with a jumping scissor kick, knocking him to the mat! Mariano rolls to the floor, then Reggie whips Waldo into a corner! COLE Time for the PAPPY-SHOW~! Denzel grabs Reggie by the arm, and whips him across, as Reggie delivers an AVALANCHE~! Denzel follows with a HANDSPRING ELBOW~! This time, however, Denzel goes straight to the top, as Waldo staggers out and Reggie lifts him in a fireman's carry! COLE And they're looking to eliminate another here! Denzel flies off the top, and Team Jamaica executes the JAMAICAN BOBSLED~!!!111 COLE There it is! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Wow, this is not going well for Reject's squad! COLE And already, we're down to 5-on-3! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Waldo Eliminated by: Reggie Lamont (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quincy comes in, but Reggie catches him with right hands! Reggie backs Quincy into a corner, and delivers right hands as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! COLE And Quincy in big trouble already! COACH These guys have GOT to get something going here! Reggie tags out to Heat, who climbs in, and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And bear in mind, it's Heat who holds a victory over Reject back at Syndicated in October! COACH Yeah, but that was a month ago, Cole! Let's get with the present, who's packin' the gold? Heat delivers a backbreaker, then tags in Fly, who delivers a guillotine legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And now, the Jumbo side starting to really get a tag team flow going! Fly delivers a front dropkick, then tags Denzel in. Denzel hammers with rights, then delivers a foot to the gut, followed by a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel delivers a vertical suplex, then tags Reggie back in. Reggie allows Quincy to recover, then backs into the ropes...and is caught with a foot to the back of the head by Reject! COLE And Reject with a cheap shot from the outside! Quincy hooks Reggie, and ROLLS THE DICE~! COACH Yeah! COLE Quincy with the TANOOKI SUIT~!, and the cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH NOW we're talkin! COLE They're droppin' like flies, no pun intended! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Reggie Lamont Eliminated by: Quincy (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Speaking of which, Fly springs to the top rope, and hits Quincy with a dropkick from behind, sending him into the ropes! COACH Oh, no! Fly yells out "6-1-9!", then backs into the ropes, and delivers! COLE And there it is! He runs over and tags Jumbo, then dropkicks Reject and Mariano off the apron, as Quincy has landed in perfect position for the XL SPLASH~!!! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Oh, come on, guys! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Quincy Eliminated by: Jumbo (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jumbo gets up and does a dance, then raises his arms in the air, as Fly hops on his back and raises one arm. COLE And this crowd hasn't stopped since this one began! COACH Is it just Reject and Mariano on the one side now? COLE That's right, it's now 4-against-2! COACH Oh, come on! Fly hops down, and out of the ring, as Mariano slides in and faces off with Jumbo. Jumbo rather easily gets the better of a slugfest, then takes Mariano down with a trapped-arm belly-to-belly! COLE Big belly-to-belly from the big man! He tags in Fly, who climbs to the top rope, as Jumbo tosses him off for a ROCKET LAUNCHER~! COLE And a Rocket Launcher from Jumbo and Fly! 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And a kickout! COACH All right, Mariano won't be pinned so easily! Fly goes for an Irish whip, but Mariano reverses. Mariano drops down, then leapfrogs, then Fly delivers a flying headscissors! Mariano comes right back at him, but Fly delivers a drop toehold, then tags in Heat. Fly holds as Heat comes in, and delivers a SHAKY LEG KNEEDROP~! as the crowd noise escalates! COLE And listen to the crowd, they love the West Atlantic Connection! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Heat picks up Mariano, and delivers the BONG HIT~!!! He then tags Fly back in, who runs and climbs to the top rope, with Mariano's feet facing the corner Fly is in. However, Reject can be seen sneaking across the apron, and he shoves Fly off, as Mariano brings his feet up, with Fly landing on them crotch first! The crowd groans audibly, as Fly does a front flip on impact, landing on his back on the mat! COLE Reject with the interference from the outside! COACH Why not? If Fly hit that, he could have been all by his lonesome against four guys! Mariano gets to his feet and hooks Fly, lifting him in a suplex...and drilling him with a SCREWDRIVER~!!! COLE OH MY GOD, a screwdriver delivered my Mariano! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Spanish Fly is eliminated! Devastating maneuver by Mariano! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Spanish Fly Eliminated by: Mariano (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Again, no time to gloat, as Jumbo is in the ring, and delivers a big clothesline to Mariano! Jumbo picks up Mariano, and sets him on the second buckle, then follows him up, and delivers a SUPERPLEX~! COLE And Jumbo with the big superplex! Jumbo then tags in Heat, who sizes up Mariano as he gets to his feet. COLE And now Heat could be setting up Mariano... Mariano comes to, and takes a wild swing at Heat, which Heat ducks and scoops up Mariano from behind, driving him with the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!111 COACH Oh, no! COLE And the Colombian Necktie is executed! COACH Kick out, Mariano! 1... 2... 3!!! Reject starts to come in for the save, but stops and slowly climbs through! COACH I don't believe this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Mariano Eliminated by: Colombian Heat (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And now look at the scoreboard...it's 3-AGAINST-1!!! Jumbo laughs it up, as he, Heat, and Denzel Spencer stare down Reject across the ring. COLE The odds of Reject advancing to the Triple Cage are NOT looking good at the moment! COACH Well, one thing Reject does have going for him is that he's fresh! He hasn't been in this match legally yet! COLE Well, he won't have a choice now! Heat and Reject begin exchanging blows, with Heat getting the better of the exchange and backing Reject into a corner. He hammers away, then grabs Reject by the head and begins ramming it into the buckle, as the crowd counts along... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Heat then spins Reject around, and climbs on the second buckle, and the fans count along again, to right hands! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Reject is dazed, and falls forward to the mat! Heat covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Heat picks up Reject, and whips him into a corner. Heat charges, but runs into feet! COACH See that? PLENTY of fight in Reject! COLE No question about it, that's why he's stuck in the big time as long as he has! Reject picks up Heat and sets him in the corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! He then pulls Heat out, and delivers a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject whips Heat across into another corner, and charges, but Heat hops up and comes down with a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject rolls back up to his feet, and floors Heat with a spinkick! COLE And what a KICK from Reject! Reject poses for the crowd, drawing boos. He then picks up Heat, and delivers a snap suplex! He then goes to the top rope. COLE And Reject going upstairs, looking to pull the odds in his favor just a little more! Reject attempts a somersault senton, but Heat rolls out of the way! COLE And nobody home! COACH Heat looking for the tag, and Reject's got to stop him because he can't tag! COLE He's not going to make it! Heat scoots over, and tags in Jumbo! COACH Oh, no! COLE And Jumbo's been waiting some time for this! Jumbo fires off rights and lefts in the corner, then whips Reject across the ring, and delivers an AVALANCHE~! COLE And Reject crushed in the corner! Jumbo keeps him from falling, then whips him into the ropes, and delivers a BIG BOOT~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Jumbo tags in Denzel, who comes in and hooks Reject, delivering a belly-to-belly! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And imagine if Denzel Spencer could go on later tonight and challenge for the World title! COACH I could imagine him getting annihilated in the Triple Cage! Jumbo tags right back in, as Denzel whips Reject into a corner, then charges. Reject blocks and springs backwards over Denzel, who goes into the corner. Jumbo gets a full head of steam, but Reject sidesteps him, and Jumbo accidentally squashes his partner! COLE And Denzel is crushed, inadvertantly, by his own teammate Jumbo! Jumbo looks at him all concerned-like, until Reject spins him around and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE EULOGY~! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Jumbo is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Jumbo Eliminated by: Reject (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject runs over and delivers a spinkick to Heat, knocking him off the apron to the floor, then immediately capitalizes on Denzel. COACH Opportunity's a knockin' for Reject here! He slams him in the middle of the ring, then climbs to the top, coming down with a MACHO MAN ELBOW~! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Reject answers the door! COACH All RIGHT! All evened up! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Denzel Spencer Eliminated by: Reject (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heat is starting to climb back up on the apron, and Reject pulls him inside. He sets him up in the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! He lets Heat come out of the corner, and delivers a running enziguri! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject picks up Heat, and delivers a dropkick, sending him out to the floor! He then does the arms outstretched pose, drawing boos. COACH And Reject in total control after facing a 3-1 deficit! He lets Heat get back up onto the apron, then hooks him and suplexes him back inside! COLE Nicely executed suplex, and a cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject picks Heat up, and tries to whip him into the ropes, but Heat blocks, twisting the arm, and delivering a foot to the gut. He then goes to the ropes, but Reject hooks him around the waist on his way back, and pushes him into the other side, executing a reverse sunset! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Reject bounces off the ropes with his chest, and Heat rolls him up on his way back... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject grabs him by the hair, and pulls him over, with Reject ending up sitting on his chest... 1... 2... Heat puts his legs up and rolls him over into a sunset flip... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject delivers a CHOP~! COACH DAY-UM! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! But this time, Heat returns fire! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject fires back! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Another delivery by Heat! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Heat backs Reject into the corner, then whips him into the opposite corner, and comes running across the ring with another big CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject's legs go right up onto the ropes on impact, and Heat delivers a big blow to the breadbasket to bring him back down! COLE But a lot of fight left in Heat! Reject reverses an Irish whip, and Heat hops up onto the second rope, coming back with a bodypress...but Reject reverses! 1... 2... NO!!! Heat kicks out! COACH Wow, SO close! COLE And keep in mind, whoever scores a win here, will go on to the Triple cage match later tonight for a shot at the World Heavyweight title! Heat stays right on Reject, delivering right hands. Reject swings and misses, and Heat delivers an atomic drop, sending Reject over the top and to the floor! Heat then follows with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE And Heat flies through the air! Heat slugs away on the floor, then tosses Reject back into the ring. He sizes Reject up, and delivers the PELE KICK~! COLE Heat scores with the Pele kick! COACH Oh, no, kick out! 1... 2... NO! Reject gets the shoulder up! Heat whips Reject into a corner, and charges, but Reject gets both feet up! He then covers, putting his feet on the ropes! 1... 2... The referee sees Reject's feet on the ropes, and admonishes him, which is followed by Reject stepping through the ropes and yelling at a ringside fan! COLE Now's not the time to be getting distracted by this crowd! COACH Well, that fan obviously stooged off Reject right there, and Reject was just setting him straight! Reject sets Heat up in the corner again, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject whips Heat across, but puts his head down, and Heat comes back and hooks Reject in a backslide! 1... 2... Kickout! Heat whips Reject into the ropes, then leapfrogs him, but lands wrong on his knee, and collapses to the mat holding it! COLE Uh-oh, Heat may have suffered an injury here! COACH ...well, I'm not a big fan of Heat, but it'd be a shame to see the match end like this! Reject is held off by the referee for a second, but grabs Heat...who rolls Reject up in a small package! 1... 2... NO! Reject kicks out! COACH Why, that no good... COLE Heat was playing possum! What a move! COACH But Reject's still in there! Reject hits a quick uppercut, knocking Heat to the mat. He then picks Heat up and sends him into the ropes. Heat slides through the legs, then catches Reject with the DRIVE-BY~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Another kickout! Heat whips Reject into the ropes, but puts his head down. Reject delivers a kick, then another foot to the gut, and sets up the PITCH BLACK~!!!111 COLE Could be time for the Pitch Black! However, Heat backdrops out, then goes behind Reject, setting up the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!!!11111 COLE And a nice reversal by Heat, and he could be looking to end it now! However, as Heat scoops his head underneath, Reject flips back, landing on his feet, then dropping to one knee as Heat turns around, and catches him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Reject got the EULOGY~! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH YES! COLE And Reject is the survivor! *********************************************************** Eliminated: Colombian Heat Eliminated by: Reject (pinfall) SURVIVOR: Reject *********************************************************** BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, and SOLE survivor...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!! Reject walks to the back with his arms in the air and a smirk on his face, as Heat starts to come to in the ring. Heat gets to his feet, and the crowd cheers, then begins to chant "HEAT! HEAT! HEAT! HEAT!" COLE Tremendous ovation for Colombian Heat, who put up a hell of a fight, but it wasn't enough in the end! COACH Reject gets another crack at the big one! Way to go, Reject! COLE Reject faced a 3-to-1 deficit, but he never quit, and he overcame, and now it'll be Reject going on to the Triple Cage match, and getting another shot at the World title! Let's go to Josh!

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=iron+sheik The Iron Sheik's greatest hits

Finally came up with a name for Jumbo's Team.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=An5e...p&type=lgns To summarize for those who don't want to read it all, some guy was shot in the neck over an Iverson jersey three years ago, leaving him a quadriplegic. He eventually required life support, and was taken off of it and died Tuesday. Iverson is paying for his funeral.

bump

Yes, please.

The "crunk" one is awesome, btw.

11/16/06 allexandr00 Spammer

I hope they don't do anything stupid, like keeping the title on Bradshaw for another eight months, or turning Randy Orton face.

I once cleared a concession line in high school with a single fart.

lol Eugene is a retard

haha

No clue. It just happened all of a sudden, while I was reading this very thread, oddly enough. It was never discussed in the mod folder or anything.

I changed to 100 posts per page, and it's still 20 pages.

KC - 34 Atlanta at Baltimore (4.5) Buffalo at Houston (2.5) (6.5) Chicago at N.Y. Jets Cincinnati at New Orleans (3.5) (1.5) Indianapolis at Dallas Minnesota at Miami (3.5) (6.5) New England at Green Bay Oakland at Kansas City (9.5) (3.5) Pittsburgh at Cleveland St. Louis at Carolina (7.5) Tennessee at Philadelphia (13.5) Washington at Tampa Bay (3.5) Detroit at Arizona (2.5) (6.5) Seattle at San Francisco (subject to change) San Diego at Denver (2.5) N.Y. Giants at Jacksonville (3.5)

Way to come out with ruthless agression after that tough loss, Indiana. It's the CELTICS, for fuck's sake.

COLE We're set for our ten-team survivor match, let's go to Michael Buffer! [i]Heart-Shaped Box[/i] hits, and the crowd goes NUTS as The Heavenly Rockers lead out their ten-man squad, including Team Jamaica, D*LUX, NRG, and carrying the American flags in the back, Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin. BUFFER [i]The following is a 20-man, ten-team elimination match! The rules are as follows: When one member of a team is defeated in any fashion, his partner must go to the back, as well! Introducing the first team, captained by SYNTH ESIZER and LOGAN "USHER" MANN, THE HEAVENLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]Their partners include DENZEL SPENCER and REGGIE LAMONT, TEEEEEEEEAAAAMMMMMMM JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMAICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Accompanied by Jade Rodez, The HI-YAH Tag Team champions, SHAYNE BRAVE and TYLER BRYANT, DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!! BIFF ATLAS and FLEX PHILLIPS, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! And the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA'S TEEEEEEEEAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!![/i] COLE Great ovation for Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, as well as every team on this squad! COACH Look at all the guys in the ring, and that's only half the participants in this match! [i]Frankenstein[/i] hits. COLE And here come the rest of them! BUFFER [i]Introducing their opponents, captained by the OAOAST World Tag Team champions, BIG FRANK and UBER BRUISER, THE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUISERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SS!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Their partners include MARCELLUS "ONE-EYE" WALLACE and VINCENT "WHITEY" FORD, THE SSSSSSSSOUTH CCCCCCCCCCENTRAL MMMMMMMILLLLLLLLLLLITTTTTTTTTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Accompanied by Mackenzie DeCenzo, here are NED BLANCHARD and SIMON SINGLETON, THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLONNNNNNNNNNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Representing the Burrough Boys, here are LUTHER and WALDO!!!!! And accompanied by Rick Heyross, the team of "AFTER HOURS" FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA, TEEEEEEEEAAAAMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE Interesting here to see Team Canada and the Sooners team up, it was just a few weeks ago that those two teams had an altercation backstage! So can these teams co-exist, will be a big question in this one! COACH Let's see who starts us off here, this is exciting! The Heavenly Rockers side starts off with a huddle, then everyone puts a hand in and breaks, before the teams step out, with Synth staying in the ring. Strutter steps in on the other side, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE Here we go, it'll be Synth Esizer and Felix Strutter starting us off! COACH This should be a good matchup! The two men circle the ring, and tie up. Strutter quickly takes Synth across the ring with an armdrag, then poses for the crowd, drawing boos, as his partners root him on. COLE And a nice armdrag by Felix Strutter! Synth gets to his feet, then moves back in. Synth goes behind, then takes Strutter up in the air and down to the mat, then hops forward for a side headlock. Strutter makes his way to his feet, and shoves Synth into the ropes. Strutter leapfrogs, then drops down for a monkey flip, but is met with a big fistdrop from Synth! COLE And a mistake by Strutter, telegraphing that move, and Synth was ready for it! Synth stays on Strutter, but he goes to the eyes and quickly tags out to Luther. COLE And now it's a Burrough Boy in there, I believe this is Luther! COACH That's right, and you can't judge these guys by their appearance and demeanor, these guys are very skilled! Reject doesn't associate with slackers! COLE No doubt, outstanding high flyers are the Burrough Boys! Luther hammers away with forearms to the back, then attempts an Irish whip, but Synth reverses, and catches him with a flying back elbow! Waldo jumps into the ring and catches a clothesline! Waldo rolls out of the ring, as Luther crawls over and tags in Wallace, while Shayne tags in on the other side. COACH And two new guys again, Shayne Brave and One-Eye Wallace! Wallace delivers a big kick to the gut, and hammers Shayne to the mat. COLE Wow, and Shayne gets caught right away, overwhelmed by the much larger Marcellus Wallace! Wallace backs Shayne into a corner and hammers away, then tags in Ford. COLE And now it's One-Eye's partner, Vincent "Whitey" Ford! Ford hammers away, then whips Shayne across to the corner. Ford charges, but Shayne gets the feet up! Shayne then climbs backwards to the top rope, and hits a missile dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Shayne tags in Tyler, and D*LUX whips Ford into the ropes, and delivers a double backdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Tyler grabs a front facelock, but Wallace is easily able to back his way over and tag in Big Frank. Tyler quickly releases the hold and backs out. COLE Tag made, and a smart move by Tyler Bryant, quick to get out of enemy territory! COACH And we got one half of each tag titleholder in there now! COLE As well as Team Canada, two-thirds of the six-man champs! Tyler sizes up Big Frank, and ties up, but once again, power is just too much, as Frank delivers some big forearm shots to the back, then picks him up and delivers a TRAPPED-ARM BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Frank rams Tyler's face into the outstretched foot of Sarcastic Simon, then tags him in. Simon delivers blows to the gut, then goes for an Irish whip. Tyler reverses, and delivers a flying forearm! He follows with a dropkick, and Simon quickly tags in Ned. COLE And just like that, D*LUX turns things around! Ned exchanges blows with Tyler, until Tyler ducks one, and delivers an atomic drop! Ned stumbles over to the wrong corner, and is met with a right hand by Shayne! COACH And now Ned's in trouble! Tyler delivers a right, and Ned walks right into a right from Flex! Another right from Tyler, and this time he's sent into a bionic elbow from Logan Mann, then met from the other side with a spinning wheel kick from Tyler! Ned gets up to tag, and realizes he's in the wrong corner, and quickly scoots around and tags in Luther again. COACH Tyler let him off the hook, though, he should have stayed on him! Tyler and Luther circle the ring, then tie up. Tyler backs Luther into a corner, and the referee separates them, but as he does, Luther delivers a cheap shot to Tyler! COLE And a cheap shot coming out of the corner by Luther, and now it's Luther with the advantage! Luther hooks Tyler, and delivers a SNAP JACKHAMMER~! 1... 2... Kickout! COACH And a nice quick jackhammer by Luther! Luther picks up Tyler, and whips him across the ring. Tyler jumps to the second buckle, and comes back with a bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Luther charges Tyler, but gets caught in a drop toe hold, and Tyler makes a tag to Logan "Usher" Mann! COLE And listen to the people! Logan does a little dance after climbing into the ring, and starts delivering jabs to the midsection of Luther! He then delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Luther quickly rolls over and tags in Waldo, who comes in and ties up, but gets caught in a side headlock. He pushes Logan into the ropes, but Logan knocks him to the mat coming back. Logan sets up an Irish whip into the corner, but Waldo reverses. Waldo charges, but Logan hops over, then rolls down into a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Waldo tags in Vincent Ford, while Logan tags out to Reggie Lamont. COLE And the first appearance of Team Jamaica in the match, it's Reggie Lamont! Reggie and Ford trade blows, with Reggie getting the better of the exchange, then whipping Ford into the ropes and taking him down with a jumping scissor kick! COLE Great sidekick! As Reggie stays on him, Ford manages to struggle to his corner and tag in Uber Bruiser. COACH And now the first appearance of Uber Bruiser! Another exchange of blows ensues, with Uber taking command. COACH And Reggie's a powerful man for his size, but still no match for the Sooners! Uber backs Reggie into the corner, and tags in Luther. Uber whips Reggie out of the corner right into a front dropkick from Luther! Luther keeps his position upon hitting the mat, then KIPS UP~! COLE And more of that tremendous agility from Luther of the Burrough Boys, and nice teamwork on the part of Uber! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reggie quickly is able to roll over and make a tag to Biff Atlas! COLE And here comes some power! However, Luther immediately goes to the eyes, then tags in Waldo. Waldo lifts Biff in a fireman's carry, then pulls him over into a gutbuster as he falls back! COACH WOW, what a move by Waldo! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Waldo executes an Irish whip, and Biff ducks a clothesline, hooking him around the waist and executing a reverse sunset! However, Luther comes in and delivers a clothesline, reversing the move! COLE Get him out, ref! COACH Get him out too! Look out, Waldo! Logan sneaks into the ring as the referee ushers Luther out, and delivers the PERCUSSION DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE Logan with the PERCUSSION~! Waldo is out like a light... Biff covers... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And we've got one gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Burrough Boys Eliminated by: NRG (Biff Atlas pins Waldo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wallace steps in, and gets caught with a blow to the midsection by Biff. Biff wrings the arm, then makes a tag to Denzel Spencer. Biff lifts Wallace and delivers a big scoop slam! COLE And a lot of power in Biff Atlas, at 220 pounds! Denzel springs over with a guillotine legdrop! COLE And Denzel Spencer in now, one of the premier high-flyers! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Wallace reverses an Irish whip into the corner, but Denzel jumps right to the top rope, then hits Wallace with a twisting bodypress, rolling right to his feet and tagging in Flex! COLE And there's some of it on display, and now the big fella in there! Flex comes in and delivers a foot the the gut, then whips Wallace into the ropes and catches him with a powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Wallace gets to his feet, then grabs Flex by the face and backs him into his corner, making a tag to Uber. Uber whips Flex to the ropes, but puts his head down, and Flex delivers a foot, followed by a big clothesline! He backs Uber into his corner, and tags in Quentin Benjamin, to the cheers of the crowd! COLE And here's a matchup! America's Team against the Sooner Bruisers! COACH And the first appearance of America's Team in this match! Flex holds Uber in a front facelock, as Benjamin delivers a sidekick to the midsection, then executes a vertical suplex! COLE And a nicely executed suplex by Quentin Benjamin! Benjamin backs into the ropes, and attempts a somersault splash, but Uber rolls out of the way, and tags in Ken Pantera! COLE And now it's the US vs Canada, first appearance in the match for Ken Pantera! COACH Who hasn't been in yet, Cole? COLE I believe Moss is the only guy who hasn't been in yet, legally. Pantera whips Benjamin into the ropes, and Benjamin ducks a clothesline and hits a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin then makes the tag to Moss. COLE And now Moss is in! So everyone, all 20 guys, have been in the match legally at some point. Benjamin hooks Pantera, and Moss hammers away at the midsection. Benjamin and Moss hook Pantera, and deliver a DOUBLE FLATLINER~! Moss then gets up and makes a tag to Biff. COLE And both sides making tags as frequently as they can here, smart wrestling going on on Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! Biff whips Pantera into the ropes, and hits him with the BIFF UPPER LIP~! However, Pantera lands right in his corner, and tags Uber once again. COACH And a big break for Pantera right there, that was one of Biff's trademark moves! Uber and Biff tie up, and Uber hits a knee to the midsection. Uber hooks Biff and tags in Big Frank, who hammers down on the back. Frank backs Biff into the corner, and hammers away. However, Biff hammers back! COLE And look at Biff fight back on Big Frank! Frank goes to the eyes, however, and goes for an Irish whip. Biff reverses, then charges, but eats the feet of Frank! COACH Wow, he caught a good one! Frank makes the tag to Ned Blanchard, who goes up top and comes down with a forearm blow on Biff, who is almost right underneath. Ned then picks him up, and delivers a backbreaker, before making a tag to Frank. Frank whips Biff into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Biff delivers a foot, then quickly makes the tag to Shayne! COLE And tags made on both sides! Shayne springs to the top rope, and takes down Frank with a clothesline! COLE And a big move from Shayne, and listen to the crowd! However, as Shayne celebrates his feat, Uber comes across the apron and floors him with a SOONERLINE~! COACH Yeah, now listen to the crowd, Cole! COLE Cheap shot from the outside by Uber Bruiser! Frank covers... 1... 2... Shayne gets a foot on the rope! COLE But saved by the ropes is Shayne Brave! Frank makes a tag to Wallace, who lifts Shayne overhead in a PRESS SLAM~!, then tosses him down to the mat. He then picks him up and tags in Ned, lifting Shayne in a bearhug as Ned runs to the ropes and delivers a knee to the back! COACH And more nice teamwork from this side! Ned then tags in Simon, lifting him in a back suplex, as Simon floats over into a splash on Shayne! 1... 2... NO! Shayne gets a shoulder up! COLE And Shayne Brave, one half of the HI-YAH tag champs, hanging in there! Simon makes a tag to Strutter, who delivers a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter attempts another suplex, but Shayne slides over the back and tags Tyler! COLE And a fresh member of D*LUX in the ring! Tyler delivers right hands, then whips Strutter into the ropes, and executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter manages to tag in Pantera, who immediately gets caught in an armdrag! However, Pantera easily works his way to his feet, then goes to the eyes. He whips Tyler into the ropes, and attempts a tilt-a-whirl of his own, but Tyler counters, hooking Pantera and falling backwards with a Christian DDT! (Think Ultimo Dragon at WMXX) COLE AMAZING counter! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera rolls over and makes a tag to Wallace, while Tyler tags in Synth. COLE And everyone knows the grudge between these two teams! COACH Absolutely. Enemies for life! Wallace delivers a foot to the gut, then delivers a big slam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Wallace rams Synth into the foot of Ned, then tags him in. Ned delivers an elbow to the forehead, then whips him into the ropes and delivers a front spinebuster! Ned poses for the crowd, drawing boos, then backs into the ropes and goes for an elbow, but Synth rolls out of the way! Ned quickly tags in Pantera, while Synth tags Charlie Moss! COACH And here we go again! Pantera and Moss exchange blows, with Pantera getting the better of the exchange, and whipping Moss into the ropes. Pantera puts his head down, and Moss double underhooks him, and takes him over in a suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera again escapes, making a tag to Frank, who comes in and immediately is caught in a drop toehold! COLE And Moss looking REALLY sharp in his short time in the ring! Moss spins completely around Frank, then hops up and motions for him to "come on". Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH COACH Oh ho ho...don't do that, Chuck! Don't make Big Frank mad! COLE And he has indeed done that, look at Frank! Frank is visibly fuming, as is Uber on the apron, as shown by the camera. COLE And Uber as well ticked off here, by the antics of Charlie Moss! Frank goes after Moss, and gets a go-behind, taking him down to the mat. Moss works his way to a sitting position, with Frank maintaining the waistlock. Frank brings Moss up, then grabs a side headlock. He blind tags Uber, then pushes Moss into the ropes. He drops down, and Moss hops over, right into a DEVASTATING SOONERLINE~! from Uber! Uber barks to the crowd, drawing a mixture of boos and returned barks. COACH And that's what happens, Cole, when you piss off the Sooners! Uber picks up the prone Moss and delivers a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX~! Moss flips over onto his stomach, and Uber rolls him over and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Uber backs Moss into the ropes, where Moss makes a blind tag of his own to Benjamin, who climbs to the top as Moss reverses the Irish whip. As Uber comes back, he's hit with a big clothesline from the top rope! COLE And America's Team returns the favor! Uber attempts to tag, but he's in the wrong corner. He then falls, and gets back up, finally making the tag to Ned. Ned is caught with a hiptoss, then Benjamin tags out to Biff, who scoops up Ned and delivers a running powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Biff tags in Logan, who whips Ned into the ropes, and floors him with a clothesline! However, as Logan goes after Ned, Ned grabs him by the pants and pulls him through the ropes to the floor! COLE Nice leverage move by Ned Blanchard, and come on, now! Uber is on the floor, and he picks up Logan and drops him on the guardrail! He then tosses Logan back into the ring, where Simon has tagged in. He whips Logan into the ropes, and delivers a big kneeling forearm shot to the gut! He then tags in Pantera, who lifts Logan over head in a PRESS SLAM~! He does four reps, then tosses him to the mat, and flexes, drawing boos. COLE And Pantera showing off his muscles, which were referred to a few weeks ago by Big Frank as "Canadian bacon!" I think Frank may want to take those remarks back after this match! COACH Well, Frank's a patriotic guy, and you know what Canadian bacon is used on...Egg McMuffins, the most American of all breakfast sandwiches! So I'm sure Frank was actually just giving Kenny his due! COLE ...right. It was a backhanded compliment. COACH Exactly. Pantera then tags in Ford, who attempts a elbowdrop, but Logan rolls out of the way, and manages to tag in Reggie, who hammers away on Ford. He whips Ford into the ropes, and floors him with a bicycle kick! He then tags in Denzel, who goes up to the top rope...and hits the KINPUPPALICK~!!!111 However, Denzel rolls off onto the mat, unconscious! COLE Reggie hit it, but what the hell happened? Ford drapes an arm over... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Whitey must have blocked it with that loaded forearm! COLE So now, the sides are evened up! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Team Jamaica Eliminated by: South Central Militia (Vincent "Whitey" Ford pins Denzel Spencer) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Ford with the aid of that, in my opinion, illegal loaded forearm, has evened up the score, there's four teams, eight men on each side! Shayne comes right in and hammers away on Ford, whipping him into the corner and catching him with a jumping leg clothesline! He then tags in Benjamin, who goes for a kick. Ford catches the foot, and spins it around, but Benjamin spins around and catches him with a spinning wheel kick! Ford lands in his corner, however, and makes a tag to Wallace. Benjamin catches Wallace with an armdrag, then attempts an Irish whip. Wallace reverses, and Benjamin ducks a clothesline, but gets caught on a bodypress attempt. He carries Benjamin over to the corner and lays him across the top rope, then tags in Frank, who hammers away on the midsection. COACH And Quentin caught in the wrong corner now! Frank scoops up Quentin, and delivers a MOONSAULT BODYSLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Frank tags Wallace back in, who hammers away. Wallace lifts Benjamin for a powerbomb, but Benjamin hammers away on the head, causing Wallace to wander around blindly. Benjamin somehow manages to make a tag to Tyler, who comes in and dropkicks Wallace in the back, allowing Benjamin to execute a hurricanrana! COLE How about that double team move? Tyler backs Wallace into the ropes, whipping him in, but Wallace comes back and delivers a shouldercheck that takes Tyler all the way to the outside. Tyler is quick to get back in the apron, however, and delivers a shoulder shot to the gut of Wallace, then slings over the top with a sunset flip! However, Wallace drops down and uses the ropes for leverage! 1... 2... ...the referee spots the hands on the ropes, and kicks them off! Tyler completes the move... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH NO! He can't do that! COLE Well, he just did, and now it's 4-3! COACH That's not right, Cole, and you know it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: South Central Militia Eliminated by: D*LUX (Tyler Bryant pins Marcellus "One-Eye" Wallace) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tyler is immediately ambushed by Ned, who brings him into his corner and tags in Strutter. Strutter sends Tyler into the ropes, and catches him with a big dropkick! Strutter hops up and poses, drawing boos, then tags in Pantera. Pantera whips Tyler into the ropes, tossing him high into the air and simply letting him drop! COACH And look at the power of Ken Pantera! Pantera then tags in Frank, and assists him in a double team Irish whip, and double back elbow! COACH See, what did I tell you, Cole? Look at how well they work together! Simon tags in, and delivers shoulder thrusts in the corner. He then whips Tyler across, but puts his head down, and Tyler delivers a kick, and tags out to Synth! Simon manages to make a tag to Strutter, but Strutter gets caught coming in, then sent to the ropes, and Synth delivers a kneelift, knocking Strutter for a flip! COLE BIG kneelift by Synth! Strutter scoots over and tags Ned. COACH You know what just occured to me, Cole...we've seen just about every matchup conceivable in this one already, but I don't recall seeing a Sooner and a Rocker in there at the same time. COLE That's a good point, team captains yet to clash here in this spectacular matchup! Ned baits Synth into a corner, and delivers a foot to the gut, then a kneelift. He then rakes his eyes with the boot laces, before tagging in Uber. COACH Oh, here it comes! Uber just got the tag! Uber takes Synth down with a snapmare, then drops a knee to the back. He attempts an Irish whip, but Synth reverses, then leapfrogs, but when he tries a second leapfrog, Uber catches him and delivers a powerslam! He stares at Synth briefly, then tags in Strutter, who grabs the ropes and somersaults in, but Synth rolls out of the way and Strutter lands flat on his back! Synth makes a tag to Flex! COLE Uh-oh...Flex hasn't been in there in a while! Flex delivers two big forearm blows, then lifts him in a MILITARY PRESS~!, doing four reps, then slamming him down, before picking him up and tagging in Shayne, who comes in, sets up Strutter, and delivers a TORNADO DDT~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Tyler tags in Logan, who delivers a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Logan follows with a backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Logan tags in Benjamin, who hammers on the back, then whips Strutter into a corner. He charges, but Strutter moves out of the way, then staggers over and tags in Frank, who hammers away in the corner. Frank quickly tags Uber, and a double-team clubberin' ensues. Uber delivers a vertical suplex, then tags in Pantera. Pantera chokes Benjamin on the ropes, as the referee counts, and Pantera breaks at the very last second. COLE Gotta watch it here, a disqualification is an elimination, as well! Pantera tags Frank back in, then holds Benjamin in a front facelock as Frank hammers away. Frank delivers a pumphandle slam, then flexes for the crowd, which boos. He tags in Ned, who delivers a bodyslam, then picks up Benjamin and whips him into the ropes. Benjamin ducks a clothesline, and they clothesline each other! COLE And both men out in the center of the ring! Both men crawl slowly towards their corners, with Ned tagging in Simon, while Benjamin makes a tag to Tyler! COACH And two new guys in again! Tyler quickly hits Simon with a dropkick! He then whips Simon into the ropes, and delivers a flying back elbow! He picks Simon up and delivers a SAMOAN DROP~!, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Tyler makes a quick tag to Flex, who hammers away, then backs into the ropes, only to be kneed in the back by Ned, who then tags in. COLE Cheap shot by Ned, and he's now the legal man! COACH And we talked about the storied SCM/HR's rivalry, what about this one? Mackenzie dumped these two goofs for the Beverly Hills Blonds! Ned and Simon set up Flex for a double suplex...but he blocks, and suplexes BOTH men! COLE And a double suplex by Flex, suplexing both Beverly Hills Blonds! COACH What strength! He then tags in Biff, who picks Ned up and delivers the BIFF OF SUCCESS~! 1... 2... NO! Ned lifts the shoulder! Biff then whips Ned in, and delivers a SPINNING WHEEL KICK~! Biff then climbs the top rope. COLE And here comes the Biffsault! Biff flips back, but Ned rolls out of the way, then tags Simon, who climbs the top rope as Ned waits. COLE Could be Rocket Launcher time... Ned tosses Simon off the top for the ROCKET LAUNCHER~!!!111 COACH And they got it! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Yeah! Mackenzie applauds on the floor, as the BHB's pose. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: NRG Eliminated by: Beverly Hills Blonds (Simon Singleton pins Biff Atlas) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mackenzie then screams, as Logan sneaks in and catches Simon with a reverse sunset! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH WHAT??? COLE And just like that, the Blonds eliminated! The Blonds throw a fit in the ring, as does Mackenzie on the floor, while Frank levels Logan with a clothesline! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Beverly Hills Blonds Eliminated by: Heavenly Rockers (Logan "Usher" Mann pins Simon Singleton) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Frank then lifts Logan in a PRESS SLAM~!, and tosses him to the mat. He then tags in Strutter, but Logan is able to tag in Shayne! Shayne fires off rights, then attempts an Irish whip. Strutter reverses, then drops down, and Shayne hops over...but catches a knee to the back from Pantera! COLE And another cheap shot, this time from Pantera! Jade hops up onto the apron to argue with the referee, and Strutter spots her as he starts to pick Shayne up. Strutter drops Shayne, and starts to move towards Jade. COLE Oh, wait a minute here... Strutter approaches Jade, and after exchanging a few words with her, grabs her by the hair with his right hand! COLE Oh, come on now! COACH She has NO business on the apron, Cole! Strutter then pulls back to slug her...but instead, grabs her under the knee with the hand, and LAYS ONE ON HER~! COACH WHOA! Strutter releases and smiles, as Jade falls into a sitting position on the apron. COACH ...I guess she DID have some "business" on the apron! COLE :angry: As Jade pulls herself back up, Shayne comes from behind and pushes Strutter into the ropes for a reverse sunset flip. Strutter ducks through the ropes, just as Jade pops up with a slap...which unintentionally hits Shayne! COLE Oh no! Jade aiming for Felix Strutter, but he ducked through the ropes and she hit Shayne on accident! Jade covers her mouth with both hands, a shocked look on her face, as Felix delivers a foot to the gut, hooks Shayne, and delivers the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!111 COLE And there's the Thunder Bay Throttle! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And D*LUX is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: D*LUX Eliminated by: Team Canada ("After Hours" Felix Strutter pins Shayne Brave) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Are you kiddin' me, Cole? Jade was so appreciative of that kiss from Felix, that she helped him get the pin on her on team! COLE That's absurd, Coach! That was an accident, and you know it! Felix catches Logan coming into the ring with a knee lift, then tags in Pantera. COLE And we're down to two teams on each side! It's the Heavenly Rockers, along with Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, up against the Sooners and Team Canada! Pantera scoops up Logan, and drives him with a big shoulderbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Logan tags Strutter back in, and Strutter delivers a rib-breaker, then climbs to the top from the inside. He attempts a SKY-TWISTER PRESS~!!!, but Logan rolls out of the way, and makes the tag to Moss! Moss stomps at Strutter, then delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Moss tags in Benjamin, and holds Strutter for a Benjamin superkick! However, Strutter manages to get over and tag Pantera, but he is immediately caught in an armdrag! Benjamin then tags in Synth, who executes a PILEDRIVER~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Strutter gets a foot on the ropes! COLE And Strutter fortunately able to land by the ropes! Strutter reaches up and makes a tag to Frank, who hammers in the midsection, then whips Synth to the ropes. Synth ducks under and executes a CRUCIFIX~! 1... 2... Kickout! Frank quickly gets up and hammers away, then tags in Uber. Frank holds back Synth, as Uber lays in blows to the midsection. Uber delivers a gutwrench suplex, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter tags back in, but Synth scoots over and tags in Benjamin! Slugfest ensues, won by Benjamin, but Strutter goes to the eyes. Strutter whips Benjamin to the ropes, but Benjamin ducks a clothesline and hits a superkick! Strutter falls back into his corner, and makes a tag to Frank. Benjamin delivers kicks to the midsection, then backs into the ropes and delivers a flipping clothesline! Uber takes some shots from behind, and as Benjamin retaliates, Frank catches him from behind, then tags Uber. COLE And another distraction job from the outside, and now it's spilling to the floor! Uber tosses Benjamin out to the floor, where he's met with a clothesline from Strutter! Strutter then tosses him back into the ring, as Pantera tags in. Pantera whips Benjamin into the ropes, and Benjamin leapfrogs Pantera and makes a tag to Logan. COLE And now Logan back in there... Logan hammers away on Pantera, when Uber jumps in blatantly and decks him from behind! Synth goes after Uber, and all eight men jump in as the crowd goes crazy! COLE And it's chaos out there now! They pair off in corners. Logan/Pantera! Synth/Uber! Moss/Frank! Benjamin/Strutter! Irish whips are set up, and all four members of the Sooners/Canadian contingency are sent into each other in mid-ring! COLE Big collision in the center! Logan measures Strutter, and POPS him with the deadly left hand! COACH WOW! COLE There's that left from Logan! Strutter falls through the middle rope to the floor, as Uber delivers a LOW BLOW~! to Moss! Frank hammers Logan from behind, and the Sooners deliver a double back suplex! Frank then lifts Logan on his shoulders, as Uber goes to the top, and executes the ELECTRIC CHAIR BULLDOG~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COACH And now Moss & Benjamin are in trouble! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Heavenly Rockers Eliminated by: Sooner Brusiers (Uber Bruiser pins Logan "Usher" Mann) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And we're down to two teams against one! Frank walks over and grabs Moss, then motions Strutter back into the ring. Strutter backs into the ropes, and delivers a SPINNING WHEEL KICK...but Moss breaks free, and Frank takes the move! COACH Oh, no! Strutter hesitates for a minute, then clotheslines Moss to the mat! Frank gets to his feet, then spins Strutter around, and has words with him, before shoving him flat onto the mat! COLE And now Frank is pissed off! Pantera comes in to get in Frank's face, as the crowd noise escalates, then Uber decks him from behind! Uber and Pantera trade blows as they spill through the ropes to the floor! COLE And the Sooner/Canada contingency has totally fallen apart! Frank goes back after Moss, who trips him up, and turns him over, applying the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!111 COLE The Mossy Knoll is applied, and there's no one in sight to stop it! Moss quickly pulls Frank away from ropes and to the center of the ring...where, after a few seconds of struggle, he has no choice but to TAP OUT, as the crowd goes crazy! COLE FRANK TAPS!!! The Sooners have been eliminated! COACH I don't believe it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Sooner Bruisers Eliminated by: America's Team (Charlie Moss submits Big Frank Brusier) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Strutter immediately jumps Moss from behind, hammering away in the corner, and stomping him down in it. Benjamin comes to his senses, and slides in, hitting a STINGER SPLASH~! on Strutter! Moss gets to his feet, then backs into the ropes, as the two execute the DOUBLE GOOZLE~!!! COLE They're setting it up! What a coup it would be if Moss and Benjamin could overcome these odds! Frank comes to on the floor, as does Uber, and they both grab chairs. Moss whips Strutter across, catching him on his shoulders as he comes back, and Benjamin goes to the top. As Frank distracts the referee, Uber hops on the apron, decking Benjamin with the chair! COLE What the hell is this??? The Bruisers are eliminated! Benjamin falls to the floor, then Uber steps in the ring and clips Moss's leg with the chair! Uber then measures Moss, and CRACKS the chair over his head! Uber exits, as Pantera comes through on the floor! COLE This is a travesty! Pantera slides in, and applies the FULL NELSON~!!! to the unconscious Moss. The referee turns, and checks Moss's arm. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! *DING DING DING* Pantera drops Moss, and flexes. COACH YESSSSS!!! COLE And that's it! Team Canada has stolen the match! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: America's Team Eliminated by: Team Canada (Ken Pantera submits Charlie Moss) [b]SURVIVORS: Team Canada[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...and sole survivors...TEEEEEEEEAAAAMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COACH Best tag team in the World, Cole! BEST TAG TEAM IN THE WORLD! As [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] plays, Frank looks back to the ring, and re-emerges with the chair, blasting Pantera across the back! COLE And now they're ambushing the Canadians! Frank shoves the chair into Pantera's throat, pointing at while screaming "Canadian Bacon, boy, you hear me? CANADIAN BACON!" Frank then gets up slowly, before seeing Strutter and cracking him over the head with the chair! The Sooners raise the chairs in the ring, as [i]Frankenstein[/i] plays. COACH Well, they may have lost the decision, but they look like they're still standing tall! COLE The Sooners stand tall, but they did not win this match, Team Canada were the sole survivors, but with a VERY shady win over America's Team! Let's go to...

That was for the Colts/Eagles game later in the year.

*Josh Matthews is backstage with Bill Watts.* JOSH Backstage with Bill Watts, just as advertised! Mr. Watts has a big announcement. WATTS Well Josh, as you know, Thanksgiving is a big day for us here in the OAOAST... JOSH Heh, I can see that! Watts gives a cold stare to Josh, and Josh clears his throat and continues holding the mic. WATTS As I was saying, Josh, last year, we had that big ten-team elimination match, remember that? *crowd cheers* WATTS Considering the success that that match was last year, and also after the events that transpired earlier tonight...next week, we're gonna round 'em up again! *crowd cheers* WATTS On one side of the ring, you'll have a team captained by the World tag team champions, the Sooner Bruisers! *crowd boos* WATTS On their side, you'll have the Beverly Hills Blonds, the South Central Militia, the Burrough Boys... *crowd boos* WATTS And, Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera, Team Canada! *crowd ROARS* WATTS The other team will be captained by the challengers at November Reign, the Heavenly Rockers! *crowd cheers* WATTS Their teammates will be Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, America's Team... *crowd boos* WATTS Along with D*LUX, Team Jamaica, and NRG! That'll take place right here on Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! next week! JOSH OK, so a huge match announced for next week! I thank you Mr. Watts, let's go back out to Sofa Central!

All results are in.

lol, Yahoo

They really made an ass out of themselves on that fumble, lawl.

ESPN power rankings. Dallas is ranked a little too high, I'd have to say. 1. San Antonio 2. LA Clippers 3. Utah 4. Houston 5. Cleveland 6. Miami 7. Dallas 8. LA Lakers 9. New Jersey 10. Chicago 11. Sacramento 12. NO/OK 13. Detroit 14. Golden State 15. Phoenix 16. Orlando 17. Indiana 18. Washington 19. Atlanta 20. Portland 21. Seattle 22. Denver 23. Philadelphia 24. Milwaukee 25. Minnesota 26. Toronto 27. New York 28. Memphis 29. Boston 30. Charlotte