alfdogg

Yesterday was the first long pants/long sleeves day for me. No snow, though. And I hope it stays that way, personally.

OAOAST Canadian title Alfdogg © vs Jumbo And probably some squashes.

heh

Hey NYU, I got all my stuff in on time this week, rotfl.

Test was able to generate reaction at one point, it's just been seven years since it's happened.

You have to suck his cock now

Carnival was just saying how he wanted you and Kotz to lie provocatively in bed together.

KC - 24 (1.5) Buffalo at Detroit Carolina at Baltimore (3.5) (6.5) Cincinnati at Tampa Bay Houston at Dallas (13.5) N.Y. Giants at Atlanta (3.5) (3.5) Philadelphia at New Orleans (3.5) Seattle at St. Louis Tennessee at Washington (10.5) Kansas City at Pittsburgh (6.5) Miami at N.Y. Jets (2.5) (10.5) San Diego at San Francisco Oakland at Denver (15.5) (11.5) Chicago at Arizona

http://download.yousendit.com/477D96F33D76151C

That Smush pic is the best pic of the draft so far, btw.

OK, this goes after the Mammoth match, obv. Cut backstage, where Alfdogg is seen on his cell phone. Apparently he can't get a hold of whomever he's trying to call. Josh Matthews walks into the room. JOSH Alf, I was interested in your thoughts about Drek Stone's suspension which was announced last week. ALF I fully support the suspension. I froze when I saw what Drek did. It was incredibly offensive at best. I would never support the murder of another wrestler regardless of stable affiliation. I have friends working in the business and based on some rumors they've been telling me recently, I wouldn't take actions like that lightly. I just want the day to be over and will pray for the safety of PRL. Josh pauses, as the smarts in the crowd laugh. JOSH OK...well, you just accepted the challenge of Brock Ausstin for Syndicated, what are your thoughts heading into... Alf's cell phone rings. ALF *pointing at his phone* This is an important call. Get out of here. Josh leaves, as Alf answers the phone. ALF Adam! This is Alf. Look, I've got a little business proposition for you. Alf paces around the ring, and then we cut back to the arena.

Yes, Jannetty was in the battle royal.

btw, I let DOAM back because I had originally thought he was using both of his accounts. But he actually quit using his other one when he created this one.

Who is this poster that sent you the PM.

10/12/06 futureproof Sucking

YA RLY

Thanks, I like Forums!

"Hold on just one second here...David Penzer, you inintelligible, moronic, high-voiced DWEEB, you know nothing about the sport of pro wrestling, and you nothing about these fine competitors coming out today! So I'm gonna do all the Jerichoholics a great favor, I'm gonna introduce ALL of the contestants in the cruiserweight battle royal, and yes ladies and gentlemen, one of these fine contestants will get a CHANCE at the Cruiserweight belt...they'll never win it...but TONIGHT, you're gonna see a great match, from a great competitor! Let's get down to the list here! Comin' out first, from Sochinoko, Mexico! You notice this guy's hat NEVER comes off...he's the master of TRIK TRAK! The master of da funk, he is SUPER CALO! Look at those moves, ladies and gentlemen! He's got about a 1 in 10 chance of winning, maybe! Comin' out next, from El Paso, Mexico! This guy used to be a great bartender...but it hasn't translated to his wrestling skills...he is the scourge of the illustrious Guerrero family, he is CHAVO GUERRERO JR! Maybe a 2 out of 10 chance of winning... Comin' out next...from Mexico, this is a rags to riches story, from selling chimichangas on the streets to WCW, CICLOPE! Now we got DAMIAN, he can't afford a mask, he's using paint, but sooner or later, he's gonna buy a mask, I guarantee you that! Here we go, the winner of the Lou Ferrigno lookalike contest, this guy's also from Mexico, EL DANDY! Comin' out next, he's the World welter-light-feather weight paper champion, he is EL GRIO! Now THIS guy pulled up in a nice, rusted out '68 El Camino Chevy! He's the ugliest man in our sport today, he's the illustrious QUASIJUICE GUERRERA! A former champion in many countries, he's gonna rock-rock till he drops, rock-rock never stop, MARTY JANNETTY, ladies and gentlemen! Comin' up next, from Allentown, PA...he is a lost and lonely soul, his name is KIDMAN, and Kidman, I got some calamine lotion for you after the show! This guy is the true SHOOTER of WCW, does he have a chance?...0 out of 10, no way. He's Evan Karagias, ladies and gentlemen. Oh ya! Straight from Minneapolis, Minnesota, Oh ya! [/Minnesota accent] I want my Loverboy tape back, Lenny Lane! And of course we got Psicoscees...he's got a lot of hubcaps in his collection...if you need one, he'll procure one for you after the show! This guy is SILVER KING! If he wins 12 more matches, he'll be upgraded to Golden King... This guy is Johnny Singer...Johnny...Johnny Swinger? You ever heard of this guy? 0 out of 10 chance of winning, no chance. And last, but not least...representing Villanos 1-62, from the illustrious Villano family, he is Villano...FOUR! Ladies and gentlemen, those are your contestants in tonight's battle royal, I'm going to the back for a coffee, because none of these guys will ever, EVER beat me for my belt!" Chris Jericho, Slamboree '98

mmm, AIDS cake.

Czech's board retirement has been set back once again.

DOAM is a duplicate, btw. Adios.

I tried to find that skit on YouTube recently, to no avail. :'(

Dirty!