alfdogg

Not really.

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Brevin Knight, G

Here's mine. Surprised to see Black T drop the belts so quick, but they really put up a fight. Really dramatic stuff. And just what was Drek and Hoff's motive? Tune into HeldDOWN~! to find out! Loved the segment with Cortez/Megan. The Love Doctors bit was hilarious. For some reason, it reminded of me of the dream sequence in Airplane, where the girl goes head first into the jukebox and it starts playing Stayin' Alive. Great stuff. Really good match between Pete & Pete. PK pulled out all the stops to save his career, and he did it, despite the back problems. I still get the feeling from the ending that this one isn't quite over with. Tremendous brawl between the US/Wildcards. They said it wouldn't be a wrestling match, and it wasn't. And to think, after this, there's MORE on the way. I can't wait! Main event was great, it really picked up towards the middle and end. I did have a problem with the finish, though...I understand it story-line wise, at least long-term, but when there was just a gun angle a couple months ago, it kind of takes most of the shock factor away from it. Great show, guys. And thanks once again to Papacita for the graphics.

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bump. Stupid NYU.

San Francisco (Lightning Flik 1-2) at Kansas City (Alfdogg 1-1) SF: AZ/TEN/NYJ/HOU/BUF/NO/SD/SF/STL/CLE/JAX/CIN/SEA/GB/20 KC: ATL/TEN/IND/HOU/BUF/CAR/SD/KC/DET/CLE/JAX/CIN/CHI/GB/27 DIFF: AZ/ATL, NYJ/IND, NO/CAR, SF/KC, STL/DET, SEA/CHI kkk forgot to include AZ/ATL in the DIFF games, I think is where you're confused. With that, we each got 3 of the DIFF games, and I was 14 off and you were 20 off.

I counted it as a tie. And my team's closer to its point total.

Oh yeah. Six-man tag The Burrough Boys vs Jumbo & Team Jamaica

nick left me his pick Tony Parker, G

1) They're not that bad, but they really did nothing to convince me that they'll be any better, either. Supposedly Isiah is a guy that can relate to the players, and it'll all click and they'll be at least a bubble playoff team, but I'll believe that when I see it. 2) The only major change, without looking, is picking up Tim Thomas from the Suns. Radmanovic went to the other LA team. So, I'd say that's an upgrade. I think they made one other move, too, I'll have to look that up. EDIT: Nope, that's really the only thing different.

Utah's been decimated by injuries the last couple years (134 games lost just between AK and Boozer). If healthy, they shouldn't have much trouble getting in.

[i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg comes out to an ENORMOUS pop, flanked by Team Canada. COLE And here comes Alfdogg, now the three-time Heartland champion after the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell this past Sunday! COACH And he did it with the help of that huge monster of a man, who's about to make his OAOAST debut right now! COLE Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...please welcome the...[/i] Buffer is cut off by Alf, who shouts instructions at him. BUFFER [i]Please welcome the OAOAST CANADIAN Champion, ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE Oh, come on! COACH What's the matter, Cole? Alf's the one who dubbed it the Heartland title in the first place! He has the right to change his mind! Alf takes the mike from Buffer. ALFDOGG Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Getting ready to come down the aisle...he is the newest member of team Canada! Hand picked by myself, from the deepest mountains, RIGHT HERE in Winnipeg, Manitoba! *crowd cheers* He stands 7 feet, 3 inches tall! He weighs 518 pounds! Folks, while you wait on us to take the six-man titles from those poser Hooligans, sit back and enjoy the mayhem, from THE MANITOBA MAMMOTH, DEON BLACK~! The crowd ERUPTS as [i]Speak to Me/Breathe[/i] by Pink Floyd plays, and the massive man walks to the ring. COLE And there he is, "The Manitoba Mammoth", Deon Black! Black climbs up the steps, and steps over the top rope. His opponent circles the ring quickly and timidly, trying to find a way to dodge the big man's attacks. He tries to duck around him, but Black catches him around the throat. COACH Uh-oh, he's caught now! Black tosses him right back into the corner, and delivers a MASSIVE overhand forearm to the chest, leaving his opponent squirming in the corner! COLE And WHAT FORCE behind that blow! Black then delivers shots to the sides of the head and the ears, before delivering a big blow to the gut! COACH He's pretty good with the fists! COLE He's probably pretty good with everything! COACH You'll get no arguments from me! Black grabs the man, and lifts him overhead with ease. COLE And that is a big, BIG press slam! Black walks out of the corner, and drops the man behind him straight down to the mat! COACH And a big, BIG fall, as well! Black grabs the man by the throat, and pulls him up off the mat with one hand. He then lifts him in the air with that one hand, and slams him to the mat with a CHOKESLAM~! COACH And the big man's having his fun in there, Cole! Black then lifts his opponent onto his shoulders, in a fireman's carry, before spinning him around into a Boss Man Slam! COLE And there's the move he crushed Brock with last night! COACH And he's crushed this poor sap with it, too! Black puts both hands on the man's chest... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the match..."THE MANITOBA MAMMOTH" DEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLACK!!!!![/i] COLE So Alf really making his mark with his latest find, and he'll try to make it again later tonight, when he and Team Canada challenge the Hooligans for the OAOAST Six-Man tag team titles! Let's go to Josh!

I deleted my post up there, so I could put it in a less rude manner. I'm not trying to say OMG FINALS~ for the Bulls or anything, but Ripper is essentially implying that Ben Wallace, a four time DPOTY and NBA champion, and PJ Brown, a former all-star who is still good for a double-double on any given night, when given the minutes, is somehow not an upgrade over Tyson Chandler. I don't know if that was his intent, but if it was, I'd really like to hear him elaborate on this. And based on some of his commentary since the Miami series, it does kind of seem like he's letting his feelings towards Wallace cloud his judgment slightly when it comes to the Bulls. My rankings in each conference right now would probably look something like this: East 1. Miami 2. Chicago 3. New Jersey 4. Cleveland 5. Detroit 6. Indiana 7. Orlando 8. Washington bubble: Milwaukee, Philadelphia West 1. San Antonio 2. Phoenix 3. Dallas 4. LA Clippers 5. Houston 6. Utah 7. Sacramento 8. Denver bubble: LA Lakers, NO/OK. Again, I just think the loss of Gasol will be too much for Memphis to overcome.

Spread these throughout the show, in this order. Gunner Sharps is shown in his locker room, lifting barbells. COLE And Gunner Sharps, getting ready for his participation in the second Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell! He'll be the last man to enter, but will he be the last man standing? Colombian Heat is shown sitting in his locker room, bent over, with his hands locked together. COLE And a little mental preparation for Colombian Heat, a big underdog who's made a lot of believers in recent weeks, and another participant in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell! COACH Well, he'll need all the preparation he can get! Cut back to the locker rooms, where Reject is doing pushups. COLE And there is Reject! He's been within a hair of being a World champion, and tonight, he goes for the Heartland title in the Chamber of Hell! COACH And I think he could well sneak in the back door in this one, Cole! Thunderkid is shown backstage punching at the air. COLE And Thunderkid getting some fists of fury ready, for the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell later tonight! COACH TK's been nearly unstoppable since AngleSlam, but this is his toughest task to date! Cut backstage, where Alfdogg is talking to Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera. ALF No, I'll be fine, guys, trust me. PANTERA Are you sure? I mean, we're not busy tonight, we don't have a match. STRUTTER You're sure you don't need help? ALF YES, I'm sure. *Alf puts his hands on Strutter's left shoulder, and Pantera's right shoulder. ALF I got him. Pantera looks over at Strutter, and Team Canada shares a laugh, as the three men gloat in the locker room. COLE What's that supposed to mean, Coach? "I got him". COACH I have no idea. COLE No telling what Alf has up his sleeve, as he gets ready for the second Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell! He won the first one last year at AngleSlam, a match Thunderkid and Reject were also a part of! Will that give him the edge here tonight?

Alf gets up to his knees on the outside. COLE And we're down to two! It's Brock Ausstin against Alfdogg! Brock gets to his feet, and stares down Alf, who stares back up into the ring still on his knees. COACH This is what it had to come to, Cole! Alf slowly gets to his feet. COLE Both men wearing the crimson mask...Alf's shirt was white at the start of this match, Coach, believe it or not! COACH This is fantastic! Alf climbs onto the apron, having not taken his eyes off Brock. He then puts one foot through the ropes, before stepping through quickly, and going after Brock! COLE HERE WE GO! Alf and Brock trade blows, and once again, Brock wins. Brock whips Alf HARD into the corner, then catches him with a BIG backdrop! Brock yells out to the crowd, which lets out a loud yell, then whips Alf into the ropes, and delivers a tilt-a-whirl slam! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Brock picks up Alf, and tries to apply a full nelson, but Alf delivers a LOW KICK~! Brock is doubled over in pain, as Alf grabs the barbed wire bat, and drills Brock right between the eyes! Alf then drags Brock out, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE And Alf hooking the Sharpshooter! COACH Alf wants to end this by making Brock give it up, it appears! COLE No chance! No quitters in this match! Brock screams in pain, as he pushes up, and tries to scoot to the ropes. COLE Brock trying DESPERATELY to reach out and grab something! Brock scoots to the ropes. After a couple pushes, Alf pulls him back out to the center! COACH Ohhh yeah! Get ready, for the new champion, Cole! Alf sits back on the hold, as Brock still refuses to give up! Brock begins to fade, but gets one last surge of adrenaline! COLE And Brock coming back once again! Brock gathers his strength, and makes it over to the ropes! COLE And he got to the ropes! No new champion yet, Coach! Alf releases the hold, then waits for Brock to get up. Alf delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COACH But it's coming, Cole! Starting now! Alf picks up Brock, and delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! Alf then picks Brock up slowly, and goes for the WHIPLASH~!!!, but Brock slips behind the back. He then spins Alf around, delivers a foot to the gut, and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE BROCK HIT IT!!! But he can't cover! Brock is too out of it to make a cover. Both men lay on the mat for a few seconds, before Brock starts to stir. He drags himself over to Alf, and drapes an arm over... 1... 2... ... NO!!! Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE A FRACTION of a second away! Brock just didn't have the strength to cover in time! Brock rolls to his back and puts his hands on his head for a second, then gets to his feet, as Alf slowly gets to his. Alf goes to the eyes, then motions to the back. COLE And Alf just gave a signal to the back, but no one's getting in this thing, forget it! Brock delivers a knee to the gut, then picks Alf up, turns, and drives him into the mat with a spinebuster! The crowd is oohing and ahhing, as the camera cuts to the entryway, to show a GIGANTIC man making his way down the aisle to the ring? COLE OH MY GOD... COACH What the hell is that? COLE Well, he came out after Alf made that motion to the back... Brock hooks Alf in a SHARPSHOOTER~!, as the mammoth man is approached by an official, who he knocks to the floor cold with a simple backhand! COLE Oh my goodness, he just manhandled that official! The man then grabs the Chamber door, barbed wire and all, and RIPS IT RIGHT FROM THE HINGES! C/C :o He tosses the door to the side, then climbs onto the apron, steps over the top rope, and grabs Brock from behind in a chokehold! COLE I...this must be who Alf was talking about earlier when he said "we got him!" COACH But WHO IS HE? The man delivers a headbutt from behind, dropping Brock in a hurry! COACH Look at him manhandle Brock Ausstin! Unbelievable! He grabs Brock around the throat, and delivers a CHOKESLAM~! The man slaps himself on the chest, drawing boos, then picks up Brock and whips him into the corner, delivering an AVALANCHE~! COLE And Brock CRUSHED in the corner! This man has got to be well over 500 pounds, Coach! COACH Well over 7 feet tall, to boot! The masked man picks up Brock on his shoulders next, then spins him around into a Boss Man Slam! COLE And what a move that was! Alf crawls over towards Brock, as the masked man stands over them. COLE Oh no, don't tell me this is how it ends! Alf drapes an arm over Brock... COLE KICK OUT, BROCK! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH YEAH!!! COLE DAMN IT!!! *DING DING DING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Brock Ausstin eliminated by: Alfdogg (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]The winner of the contest...and NNNNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE I can't believe this! Alfdogg has won the Heartland title for the third time, thanks to this, this MONSTER is the best I can put it! I'm sure this Thursday on HeldDOWN, we'll be hearing more about this guy! COACH *clapping* Whew! That was unbelievable, Cole! What an incredible match! The masked man helps Alf up, as Team Canada runs into the ring to celebrate. The referee hands Alf the belt, and the masked man hoists Alf up over his shoulder, as Alf has just enough energy and consciousness to raise the belt high. COLE Well, folks, it's a shame it had to end the way it did. But tonight, six men gave you everything they had! A lot of blood, a lot of sweat, and certainly a lot of tears, as well! Careers have been altered for good! And when the smoke settled, we have a new OAOAST Heartland champion, and for the third time in his career, it's Alfdogg holding the belt up high! But I'm certain he hasn't heard the last of Brock Ausstin! Brock is still unconscious on the mat, as the masked man lets Alf down, long enough for him to put a foot on Brock's chest and raise the belt. COLE Oh, give me a break! Alf then rolls to the outside, and the masked man carries him to the back, as Team Canada is pumped. COACH So, how are you gonna top that? COLE It's going to be really, really tough, no doubt about it. Right now, let's go back to Josh!

The fuck's this in Classics for?

I want to say it was Sandy, but I don't think he's ever had sex. this shouldn't go unnoticed

Gunner's cell lowers, as he grabs his cart, then slides the door open and pulls it out behind him. He tosses a trash can into the ring, which contains various weapons, including a kendo stick, which he grabs and hammers Brock on the back with! COLE And Gunner Sharps wasting no time going to work on Brock Ausstin! He'd love to pin Brock, and would love to win this match and pick up his first OAOAST championship! Brock rolls across the ring, and Gunner backs into the ropes, and charges at Brock with a BIG BOOT~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Gunner gets up, then picks up Brock and tosses him to the outside. He hammers on the back, then grabs a couple road signs out of his cart, rendering the cart empty. He then picks up Brock, and dumps him in the cart, then starts at one side of the ring, runs and pushes the cart into the steel steps! Brock is dumped from the cart in a heap on the floor. COLE Oh, and that shopping cart, containing Brock Ausstin, right into the steel steps! Gunner stays on Brock on the outside, as Alf tosses TK to the floor. He sets up TK and whips him into the steel post! COLE TK posted on the outside, he's at the biggest disadvantage, he's been out there since the start! Alf sets up TK on the two tables he set up earlier, then rolls into the ring and sets up the big ladder. The crowd buzzes. COACH Alf about to take a HUGE risk here! Alf starts to climb, as TK stirs on the tables. As Alf is almost to the top, Reject slides in and pushes the ladder over, and Alf goes flying high into the side of the cage...and, as TK rolls off, Alf FALLS BACK THROUGH THE TWO TABLES~! COACH OH MY GOD. COLE And boy, did it take its toll! Alf is shown laying in the table wreckage, as the crowd again chants. HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! COACH Did Reject call "bank" on that one? Reject hammers away at TK as he rolls back into the ring. Meanwhile, Brock has taken over on Gunner, and is raking his forehead across the Chamber wall! COLE Meanwhile, Gunner joins all the other participants in their bloodshed! Brock tosses Gunner back into the ring, then follows, and hammers away on him in a corner. TK hammers Reject in an opposite corner, then both stop, and whip the two men across, as Reject bounces off of Gunner and goes down! TK and Brock then join in a double back suplex on Gunner! COACH More teamwork with these guys! This isn't fair! Brock celebrates, but TK grabs him and delivers a belly-to-belly! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And just like that, TK and Brock going at it with each other, after they had just joined forces to take out Gunner and Reject! Brock and TK hammer it out on each other, with Brock getting the better of the exchange. He whips TK into the ropes, but TK ducks a clothesline, then both men clothesline each other! COLE And a double clothesline, both TK and Brock out on the mat! Reject slowly gets to his feet, and picks up Brock. He executes a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Gunner grabs TK, and sets up the ALL GUNS BLAZING~!!! COLE And Gunner looking to finish TK here! Reject picks up Brock again, who uses a BELLY-TO-BELLY to take him right over the top to the floor! Gunner has TK up, but TK counters to a HURRICANRANA~! Gunner staggers right up to his feet...and onto Brock's shoulders! COLE Oh, this could be it for Gunner in a hurry! Brock positions Gunner...and delivers the F-STUNNER-5 ONTO THE BARBED-WIRE BOARD~! COACH Onto the barbed wire! Brock hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Gunner Sharps has been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Gunner Sharps eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock's celebration is cut short, however, as TK sneaks up from behind and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX~! 1... 2... NO! Brock kicks out! TK grabs a railroad crossing "X" sign which Gunner had tossed into the ring from his cart, and works on disassembling it. Reject rolls into the ring, then approaches TK just as TK pulls it apart. Reject snatches one of the pieces from him, and whacks Brock on the back with it! And TK follows suit! TK then looks up at Reject, and nods. COACH Oh, look at this teamwork! COLE The former tag team, working now to get rid of Brock here! Reject positions the barbed-wire board, as TK sets up an Irish whip. Once the board is in position, TK whips Brock across, then he and Reject perform a double drop toe hold, sending Brock FACE-FIRST into the board! COLE And Brock face-first into the barbed wire! COACH And this is vintage TK/Reject teamwork here! Brock is doomed! Alf stirs on the floor, as TK picks up Brock. COLE And Alf just now coming to after going through those tables! TK lifts Brock in a hangman's hold! COACH Uh-oh, it's that move again! Reject measures Brock, and delivers a big roundhouse kick! Reject then poses, as TK grabs a lighttube from Alf's case...then spins Reject around and blasts him with it! COLE :lol: COACH Well, DTA in this match! TK drops to his knees, and covers... 1... 2... NO! Reject gets his shoulder up! TK picks up Reject, and delivers a FALLAWAY SLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up again! As Brock gets to his feet, TK slaps Reject around in an attempt to revive him! COACH What is TK doing now? TK hooks Brock from behind, as Reject gets to his feet...then lifts him...for the THUNDEROUS REJECTION~!!!!!11111 COLE Oh, the THUNDEROUS REJECTION! COACH Wow, that one really takes me back! Reject then hammers away on TK, before attempting an Irish whip. TK blocks, and gives Reject a foot to the gut, setting up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 However, Reject spins out of the front facelock, and drops TK with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE EULOGY! COACH TK is out of it! And so is Reject, as three men are motionless on the mat. Alf slowly climbs on the apron, and starts to make his way to the top rope. COLE And there's one man standing! Alf gets his balance on the top rope, then drills TK with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And that's it for TK!!! Another spectacular showing on his behalf, he's really been hot lately, but it's not enough tonight! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Thunderkid eliminated by: Alfdogg (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE So now we're down to three men. It's Brock Ausstin, Alfdogg, and Reject! One of these men will walk out of here the OAOAST Heartland champion! Alf picks up Reject, and delivers a snap suplex! He follows it up with a snap legdrop, then covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Alf then measures Brock, and decks him with a SUPERKICK~! COLE And Alf keeping both men at bay here! Can Alf win his third Heartland championship here tonight? Alf goes up to the top rope, then waits for Brock to get up, and hits him with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Alf then gets up as Reject is getting to his feet, and starts talking to him. COLE Alf having a confab with Reject here now... COACH What could they be saying? Alf points at Brock, then points at Reject and back at himself. Reject nods in approval, then he and Alf go after Brock. COLE And now it's Reject and Alf joining forces here! Reject lays in kicks, as Alf picks him up. Alf holds him from behind, and Reject delivers kicks to the midsection, then a savate kick! Brock drops to the mat, then Reject and Alf join together and deliver a double suplex! Alf covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject then drops down and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Consecutive covers by both men, unsuccessful! Both men stare down at Brock for a second, then Alf grabs another lighttube, blasting Brock in the back of the head with it! Brock goes through the ropes to the floor. Alf celebrates, then Reject spins him around and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Another EULOGY~! 1... 2... 3!!! NO!!! Alf gets his foot on the rope! COLE WOW, golden opportunity for Reject there, but Alf just TOO CLOSE to those ropes! Reject slaps the mat in furstration, then picks up Alf, and delivers a snap suplex! Reject then hops to the middle rope, jumping off and driving in an elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE These two have had some tremendous battles over the last few months, including the Great Angle Bash, where Reject was ALMOST crowned the Heavyweight champion of the World! Reject picks up Alf and attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses. Alf goes for a tilt-a-whirl, but Reject spins through and lands on his feet, then scoops Alf up for a Tombstone! COACH Could be a Tombstone here! Reject holds Alf, but Alf struggles and turns the move over! COLE But no! Alf turns around, and plants Reject with a TOMBSTONE~! COLE It's Alf who converts on the Tombstone piledriver! Alf positions Reject, then climbs to the top rope. COLE And Alf looking to finish Reject off here! Alf gets his position, then delivers the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! NO!!! Reject GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! COLE TWO-COUNT??? COACH I can't believe it! Alf complains to the referee, grabbing him by the collar, then releases him and stares down at Reject, with his hands on his hips. COACH He just...I don't think ANYONE's ever kicked out of that! Alf measures Reject, then scoops him up, setting up the EMERALD FUSION~!!!!!11111 COLE Alf going for the Emerald Fusion here, we haven't seen him use this in a long time! COACH In fact, the last time was when he won the first Chamber of Hell match with that very move! Reject struggles, and goes behind the back, then pushes Alf into the ropes, who bounces back and collides with Reject! COLE And I think they collided heads right there! Alf falls out to the apron, as Reject slowly gets to his feet first, then hits a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK, sending Alf off the apron into the Chamber wall! COLE And Alf eats the barbed wire once again! Reject celebrates, and the crowd cheers, as Reject doesn't know that Brock is on his feet behind him! Reject turns around, and is right in Brock's face! COACH Oh, no! Brock delivers a foot to the gut, then lifts Reject, and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Will THIS be enough to keep Reject down? 1... 2... 3!!! COACH NO! COLE YES IT WILL!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Reject eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Alf stops and stares at Brock's cell, as the lights flash around and land on it! COACH Here comes the champ! Brock's cell lowers, and he slides the door open and climbs into the ring. Alf pounces immediately! COLE And here we go! Brock vs Alf! Alf hammers Brock, who fights his way up, and begins to exchange punches with Alf! Brock gets the better of the exchange, then grabs him by the arm and pulls him in for a clothesline! He follows that up with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And Brock Ausstin on a roll! TK approaches Brock, but gets knocked to the mat after a forearm shot to the jaw! Brock then picks up TK in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And showing off the power! Brock holds TK, until Reject slides into the ring, and Brock tosses TK right on top of him! Brock yells out to the crowd, which is going CRAZY~! COLE And the fans loving this brutal action! As Brock sets the cactus up in the corner, the camera switches to show a shot from Gunner's cell. COLE And as Gunner Sharps waits to enter the frey, a tremendous shot from his cell atop the cage! COACH Brock's setting the cactus back up, Cole! Brock picks up Reject, then picks him up for an atomic drop, as the crowd begins to buzz. COACH Oh no... Brock carries Reject over to the corner, and sends him CROTCH-FIRST INTO THE CACTUS~! COACH *groans* The camera gets a close-up shot of Reject's pained expression, before he falls down to the mat with his feet hooked under the middle rope. COLE And Reject's taken some tremendous punishment in this one, they all will have before this one's over! TK grabs a chair wrapped in barbed wire from Reject's tote! He slides into the ring, and awaits Brock to turn around, before blasting him over the head! COLE And what a shot by TK with that chair, this time wrapped in barbed wire! COACH And Brock's bleeding already, but he's still on his feet! Brock is staggering, before TK delivers another shot, sending him through the ropes to the floor! TK then goes to work on Reject, still on the mat, as Alf has pulled the big ladder from underneath the ring! COLE And that's the super-sized ladder that Alf has! That ladder is 12 feet high, the others are eight! Alf slides the ladder into the ring, and sets it up in the corner. He then approaches TK, who tosses the barbed-wire chair to him, and delivers a BICYCLE KICK~!, sending it back into his face! COLE And now it's Alf tasting the barbed wire! TK covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH And Alf's cut, as well now! Reject gets to his feet, and delivers a PLANCHA~! to Brock on the outside! He hammers away on Brock's head, as TK delivers a slam to Alf. COLE And TK staying on Alf. TK grabs the cactus, and lays it down on the mat, then lays Alf on top of it. COACH And what could TK be going for here? TK makes his way over to the corner, and climbs to the top rope, then starts climbing the big ladder. The crowd buzzes, but Alf slowly comes to, then notices TK climbing. Alf grabs the smaller ladder and sets it up sideways in front of the bigger one, then starts climbing to meet him. COLE And Alf's ready for it! Camera cuts to the outside briefly, where Brock reverses an Irish whip, sending Reject into the Chamber wall! COACH And Reject still being punished on the outside! Brock stomps away, as the camera quickly cuts back inside, where TK and Alf exchange blows on the ladders. TK has stepped over his, and tries a kick to the head, but Alf catches it, then reaches up and delivers a shot to the nuts! COLE And TK stunned up there! Alf moves over to TK's ladder, then hooks him for a suplex as the crowd buzzes. Alf reaches underneath, and tosses TK over OFF THE BIG LADDER, OVER THE SMALL ONE AND ONTO THE CACTUS~!!!!! C/C :o Alf falls the other way, landing on his back on the canvas and pulling the ladder down onto the ropes. TK rolls over, and the cactus is actually STUCK TO HIS BACK, drawing an extra groan from the crowd as he hastily pulls it off. The crowd begins to chant once again. HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! COACH This is an AMAZING CONTEST~! Both men stir as the chant continues, but Alf slowly rolls to the outside. He grabs his mysterious case. COACH Well, we're about to find out what's in that thing, Cole! Alf sets it in the corner, then rolls into the ring and lays it on its side. He opens it up, and grabs out a LIGHTTUBE~! COLE Uh-oh... Alf flips the tube over in his hand, as the camera shoots the case to show several more lighttubes inside! COLE That must be Alf's lighttube carrying case! COACH Straight from the Sandman9000 Christmas catalogue! Alf holds it in his right hand and brings it up and down in his left hand, to show he means BUSINESS. When TK gets up, he receives a LIGHTTUBE RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! Alf staggers over to the ropes, using them to hold himself up, as Brock rolls back inside and hammers away at him. COLE And now the champion, Brock Ausstin, re-entering the frey! Brock knocks Alf to the mat with a European uppercut, as Reject rolls back into the ring. Brock grabs the barbed-wire chair, and delivers a STIFF shot to the back of Alf! COLE And barbed wire to the back of Alf! Reject grabs the chair from Brock, then jams it into his gut! Reject sets up Brock, and plants him with the PITCH BLACK~!!!111 COLE And Reject with the PITCH BLACK on Brock! Reject covers... 1... 2... NO!!! Brock gets a shoulder up! COLE And Brock kicking out of the PITCH BLACK! COACH I can't believe it! Reject backs off, then charges Brock, who backdrops him to the floor! Brock drops to his knees, and the countdown begins. COLE And Gunner Sharps about to become the final entry! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

Here I am! I'm not used to this feedback thing, so don't hurt me too bad. Good stuff from Maddix and Cortez. The "wacky tag partners who hate each other" act is always fun. Drek with a nice approach to keep Hoff from throwing the towel in. I LOL'ed at the "CWM the Lumberjack" line. Short but sweet with the tag match, but it served its purpose, which was to play up dissention between Black T. Anxious to see how that culminates. SPECTACULAR towel match! I really felt Hoff's concern, it was like I was actually there, and we were each holding an end of the towel. So epic! PRL is pissed. It's that Latin temper, Monsoon! //Jesse Ventura Great stuff as usual between Zack/Leon/Wildcards. Heated exchange from separate parts of the building, ending in the perfect trap from Bruce & co. Excellent.

I see a lot of picks for the Bulls at least to go to the ECF.

I'm ordering right now!