alfdogg

No. He's not coming back this time. He's been warned, suspended, whatever have you countless times, and none of it has ever worked. He's done.

I'll try to make one out later tonight. I'm going to work here in a few minutes.

IK was suspended for a day from the board. As for Dama...I warned him in the thread, and after he sent me a whiny ass PM about the warning(apparently you shouldn't be swearing if you're a moderator...OH THE HORROR), I sent him a more composed one, telling him "ignore the trolling, and we'll take care of it", among other things. And, like always, it went in one ear and out the other. He actually compared being trolled on a message board, to being mugged in a dark alley, or some such nonsense. Yes, he was baited this time, but he didn't heed my advice and still derailed the thread once again, so fuck him.

OK, I removed the reactionary sigs from Dama and IK. No more mention of the game, in sigs, or PMs, or anything.

Well, you wouldn't have keepers since you're a new team. We'll have our three madness rounds, where everyone who has less than 3 keepers fills out their first 3 spots, then we go about a normal draft, which would be 7 more rounds.

DJ Clue's Super Mario Mix hits and the Burrough Boys make their way out to the ring, to boos. COLE And it's time for some six-man tag action! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a six-man tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Making their way down the aisle, at a combined weight of 655 pounds...from Brooklyn, Manhattan, and Staten Island, respectively, here are MARIANO, LUTHER, and WALDO...THAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURROOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE Well Coach, it was about four weeks ago that these three men made their way from the stands to assist Reject in an attack on Jumbo. Jumbo would later challenge them to a six-man tag match, and found his partners in the Jamaican Team of Denzel Spencer and Reggie Lamont! And that brings us to tonight! COACH I expect a win for the Burrough Boys here tonight, those other three men, Jumbo, and the Jamaicans, have never even teamed together! The Burrough Boys draw more boos as they pose on the buckles, then [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo makes his way through the curtains, followed by Team Jamaica. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a total combined weight of 919 pounds...introducing first, hailing from Montego Bay, Jamaica...the team of REGGIE LAMONT and DENZEL SPENCER...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAMMMM JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMAICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] Team Jamaica poses on the buckles, getting a nice pop, as Jumbo gives out high-fives on the outside, then climbs into the ring. Everyone gets in their corners, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Everyone steps out, leaving Denzel in the ring with Luther. COLE And it'll be Denzel Spencer starting out with Luther! Denzel and Luther circle the ring, and tie up. Both men jockey for position, but no progress is made, so they break it and circle the ring again. They tie up, and Luther delivers a knee to the midsection. Luther follows up with a gutwrench backbreaker! A HIGH dropkick, and Luther celebrates to the crowd, which boos him in response. COLE And Luther looking sharp thus far against Denzel Spencer! Luther hops up to the second rope and waits on Denzel to get up. Luther dives, but Denzel catches him in an armdrag! COACH That one backfired, though! Denzel gets to his feet and brings Luther up, wringing the arm, then grabbing it, lifting Luther up in the air and slamming him to the mat! COLE And a great leverage move by Denzel! COACH And that one could injure an arm in a moment's notice if Luther doesn't go with the flow! Denzel gets down and bars the arm. Luther gets to all fours, then puts his head on the mat and flips up to his feet! COLE There's that agility from Luther, all these guys tremendous athletes! Luther wrings the arm of Denzel, then grabs him by the hair and drags him into a corner, hammering away with stiff punches and kicks to the midsection. COACH And not too bad with the fisticuffs, either! Luther whips Denzel across the ring, but Denzel avoids the charge, then rolls up Luther... 1... 2... Kickout! Luther charges Denzel, but gets caught in another armdrag! Denzel then delivers a bodyslam to Luther, who quickly tags out to Waldo. COLE And the first tag of the match, and Waldo in for the Burrough Boys! Waldo charges, but gets caught in an armdrag, as well! Denzel tags in Reggie, who takes over on the arm, and hammers away on the shoulder area. COLE And a tag on the other side! Reggie wrings the arm once again, but Waldo goes to the eyes. Waldo tries to ram Reggie's head into the corner, but Reggie blocks, then rams Waldo's head as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Reggie pulls Waldo out, and whips him into the ropes, then backs in and hits him with a high knee! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reggie backs into the ropes, and goes to drop an elbow, but Waldo rolls out of the way. Waldo tags in Mariano, as Reggie makes the tag to Jumbo! Mariano stops in his tracks. COACH Uh-oh! COLE And the big guy's in there now! Jumbo smiles, then struts along the ropes, drawing big applause. He then approaches Mariano, who backs into the ropes for a shoulderblock, but it's Mariano who hits the mat! COLE Well...not too smart on the part of Mariano! He tries it again, same result. He then rolls over and grabs a leg of Jumbo, while trying to get to his feet. Jumbo hammers away on the back, then scoops him up, holding him in one arm for all sides to see. COLE Like lifting a feather for Jumbo! Jumbo slams Mariano HARD to the mat! He then drops an elbow, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Jumbo gets up and tags Denzel once again, who jumps to the top rope, and comes off with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel hammers away on Mariano, then backs into the ropes...and catches a knee from Luther! COLE And a cheap shot from the outside by Luther! Denzel staggers out, and gets floored with a spinning wheel kick by Mariano! Luther turns around on the apron and holds his arms out, as the crowd boos. COACH Great teamwork! Brilliant! Mariano then tags in Luther, who goes to the top rope as Mariano holds Denzel in a front facelock, and comes off with a big chop to the back. Luther then goes for a slam, but Denzel slips behind the back, and goes for a reverse sunset flip! Mariano jumps back in and tries a clothesline, but Denzel ducks! As the referee ushers Mariano out, Waldo jumps in, and Luther pushes Denzel off into a SUPERKICK~! from Waldo! COLE WOW, what a kick from Waldo, and the referee's losing control of this one! Luther delivers a snap suplex to Denzel, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Luther tags Waldo, then holds Denzel on his knee, as Waldo comes in with a guillotine legdrop! COLE Some more nice teamwork by the Burrough Boys! Waldo picks up Denzel in a fireman's carry, then grabs him by the tights and pulls him over as he falls backwards, pulling Denzel right onto his knees! COACH WOW! COLE Can you imagine the wind coming out of Denzel right there? Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Mariano tags back in, and lifts Denzel in an over-the-shoulder powerbomb, then underhooks the arms and drops down to his ass! COLE And now impact to the back of Denzel! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But he's hanging in there! Just like the Tag Team World Cup, they never quit, even when faced with seemingly hopeless challenges! Waldo tags back in, and hammers away on Denzel. Denzel begins to fire back! COLE And now mounting a comeback! The two trade blows briefly, but Waldo goes to the eyes, hits a foot to the gut, and delivers a DDT! He then tags in Mariano, who delivers a snap legdrop, then goes to the top rope. COACH It's over now, though! Mariano gets his balance on the top rope, then leaps off for a SOMERSAULT LEGDROP~!!! ...but Denzel rolls out of the way! COLE Nobody home, and Denzel needs to make the tag! Denzel scoots over, and makes a tag to Reggie! COLE And there it is! Reggie hammers away on Mariano, then hits a foot to the gut, backs into the ropes, and delivers a SCISSOR KICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Reggie catches Waldo coming in for the save, and hops up, tripping Waldo up, and executing the GIANT SWING~! COLE A Giant Swing from Reggie Lamont! Reggie does four revolutions, then drops Waldo to the mat. Mariano is getting up in a corner, and Reggie waves for Denzel to come in. Reggie charges, and nails Mariano with an avalanche! Denzel follows with a handspring elbow! Jumbo then climbs into the ring, and delivers an avalanche of his own! COLE Even Jumbo getting involved in the PAPPY-SHOW~! Jumbo pushes Mariano out into a bicycle kick! Reggie covers, but the referee is putting Jumbo out! This allows Luther to jump in and attack Reggie. Luther attempts an Irish whip, but Reggie blocks, then delivers a URINAGE~! Jumbo then comes back in, and delivers the XL SPLASH~!!! COLE There's the XL SPLASH! COACH But he's not legal! Mariano and Waldo hammer on Jumbo, as the referee tries to separate them all. COLE And this one's completely out of control! Reggie goes to help out Jumbo, then suddenly, a man in a purple shirt pulls Luther out of the ring, and slides in in his place! COLE Who the hell is that??? Reggie comes over to him, oblivious, and picks him up. As he does, the man delivers a LOW BLOW~!, then hooks him reverse, and ROLLS THE DICE~! The man then covers... COLE Wait a minute, he's not even in the match! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH The referee couldn't tell the difference! COLE A fourth man has helped the Burrough Boys pick up the win! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...THAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURROOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Jumbo and Denzel check on Reggie, as the mystery man celebrates with the Burrough Boys on the outside, as Waldo helps Luther to his feet, and Mariano points and laughs. COLE And I'm not so sure we've heard the last of this one!

tank_abbott also faked his suicide, or something

How did NYU get unbanned.

Ortonsault doesn't have any other accounts. Carnival has like five other ones. Also, Hawk 34 is not getting banned. If it is Choken One, then he's clearly changed for the better, if you read the WWE forum at all. Give it up.

I'm also bringing back the roto league, after a year absence. ID#: 9298 password: tsm This league will have a live draft, Tue, Oct. 17 at 9 PM EDT. If you've never been in a roto league before, you have your eight or however many categories (in this case, the same ones as in the H2H league), and whoever is leading the league in that particular category, gets the most points. For example, if there are 20 teams, and your team has the most rebounds, then you have 20 points in the rebounding category, 19 if you have the second most rebounds, and so on. This isn't a week-by-week scoring system, but rather the rankings are maintained all year.

Three more, after yours.

Teams so far teke184: Elton Brand, Carmelo Anthony, Brandon Roy, Chris Kaman, T.J. Ford, Randy Foye, Erick Dampier, Kenny Thomas, Theo Ratliff, Matt Harpring CanadianChris: Chris Paul, Tim Duncan, Andre Miller, Mehmet Okur, Channing Frye, Nenad Krstic, Smush Parker, Kwame Brown, Derek Fisher, J.J. Redick Adam: Gilbert Arenas, Rashard Lewis, Rasheed Wallace, Brad Miller, Bobby Simmons, Larry Hughes, P.J. Brown, Jamal Crawford, Ike Diogu, Martell Webster IK Cool Jew: Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Terry, Marcus Camby, Caron Butler, Luke Ridnour, Tyson Chandler, Stephen Jackson, Stromile Swift, Darius Miles, Travis Outlaw Cartman: Ben Wallace, Dwight Howard, Mike James, Rafer Alston, Sebastian Telfair, Nazr Mohammed, J.R. Smith, Udonis Haslem, Jarrett Jack, Francisco Elson Deep Thought: Ron Artest, Carlos Boozer, Chris Wilcox, Stephon Marbury, Luol Deng, Sam Cassell, Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Damon Stoudamire, Antonio McDyess, Steve Novak bravesfan: Amare Stoudemire, Joe Johnson, Raymond Felton, Manu Ginobili, Samuel Dalembert, Danny Granger, Drew Gooden, Mo Williams, Rajon Rondo, Anthony Parker nogoodnick: Jermaine O'Neal, Jason Kidd, Andre Igoudala, Tony Parker, Morris Peterson, Shane Battier, Kyle Korver, Eddie Griffin, Ryan Gomes, Monta Ellis bob barron: Vince Carter, Richard Hamilton, Richard Jefferson, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Wally Szczerbiak, Mike Miller, Kenyon Martin, Primoz Brezec, Ruben Patterson, Marcus Banks Cena's Writer: Steve Nash, Shawn Marion, Mike Bibby, Shaquille O'Neal, Mike Dunleavy, Steve Francis, Antoine Walker, Rudy Gay, Fred Jones, Etan Thomas Cuban Linx: Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, Kirk Hinrich, Emeka Okafor, Zach Randolph, Darko Milicic, Josh Childress, Grant Hill, Jerry Stackhouse, Vladmir Radmanovic Alfdogg: Yao Ming, Andrei Kirilenko, Lamar Odom, Brevin Knight, Raja Bell, Pau Gasol, Eddie Jones, Kendrick Perkins, Jeff Foster, Earl Watson razazteca: Paul Pierce, Peja Stojakovic, Gerald Wallace, Tayshaun Prince, Josh Howard, Jamaal Magloire, Jason Williams, Brendan Haywood, Juwan Howard, Brent Barry Will Scarlet: Andrew Bogut, Chris Bosh, Jameer Nelson, David West, Ben Gordon, Hedo Turkoglu, Bonzi Wells, Leandro Barbosa, Hakim Warrick, Anderson Varejao Krankor: Dwyane Wade, Antawn Jamison, Baron Davis, Troy Murphy, Ricky Davis, Deron Williams, Nene, Kevin Martin, Joel Przybilla, Donyell Marshall TheOriginalOrangeGoblin: Allen Iverson, Jason Richardson, Michael Redd, Chris Webber, Al Harrington, Zaza Pachulia, Andrea Bargnani, Nick Collison, Tyrus Thomas, Chris Duhon Kingofthe909: Kobe Bryant, Tracy McGrady, Boris Diaw, Andres Nocioni, Charlie Villanueva, Marvin Williams, Cuttino Mobley, Alonzo Mourning, Shaun Livingston, LaMarcus Aldridge Precious Roy: LeBron James, Chauncey Billups, Josh Smith, Corey Maggette, Adam Morrison, Eddy Curry, Delonte West, Al Jefferson, Speedy Claxton, Kurt Thomas

MADNESS~ Round 1 1. Krankor - Dwyane Wade 2. IK Cool Jew - Dirk Nowitzki 3. Adam - Gilbert Arenas 4. CanadianChris - Chris Paul 5. teke184 - Elton Brand MADNESS~ Round 2 1. Alfdogg - Andrei Kirilenko 2. teke184 - Carmelo Anthony 3. CanadianChris - Tim Duncan 4. Adam - Rashard Lewis 5. IK Cool Jew - Jason Terry 6. Krankor - Antawn Jamison Round 3 1. Cartman - Mike James 2. bob_barron - Richard Jefferson 3. Precious Roy - Josh Smith 4. Will Scarlet - Jameer Nelson 5. nogoodnick - Andre Igoudala 6. Krankor - Baron Davis 7. IK Cool Jew - Marcus Camby 8. Adam - Rasheed Wallace 9. CanadianChris - Andre Miller 10. teke184 - Brandon Roy 11. Alfdogg - Lamar Odom Round 1 1. teke184 - Chris Kaman 2. Canadian Chris - Mehmet Okur 3. Adam - Brad Miller 4. IK Cool Jew - Caron Butler 5. Cartman - Rafer Alston 6. Deep Thought - Stephon Marbury 7. bravesfan - Manu Ginobili 8. nogoodnick - Tony Parker 9. bob barron - Zydrunas Ilgauskas 10. Cena's Writer - Shaquille O'Neal 11. Cuban Linx - Emeka Okafor 12. Alfdogg - Brevin Knight 13. razazteca - Tayshaun Prince 14. Will Scarlet - David West 15. Krankor - Troy Murphy 16. TheOriginalOrangeGoblin - Chris Webber 17. Kingofthe909 - Andres Nocioni 18. Precious Roy - Corey Maggette Round 2 1. Precious Roy - Adam Morrison 2. Kingofthe909 - Charlie Villanueva 3. TheOriginalOrangeGoblin - Al Harrington 4. Krankor - Ricky Davis 5. Will Scarlet - Ben Gordon 6. razazteca - Josh Howard 7. Alfdogg - Raja Bell 8. Cuban Linx - Zach Randolph 9. Cena's Writer - Mike Dunleavy 10. bob barron - Wally Szczerbiak 11. nogoodnick - Morris Peterson 12. bravesfan - Samuel Dalembert 13. Deep Thought - Luol Deng 14. Cartman - Sebastian Telfair 15. IK Cool Jew - Luke Ridnour 16. Adam - Bobby Simmons 17. Canadian Chris - Channing Frye 18. teke184 - T.J. Ford Round 3 1. teke184 - Randy Foye 2. Canadian Chris - Nenad Krstic 3. Adam - Larry Hughes 4. IK Cool Jew - Tyson Chandler 5. Cartman - Nazr Mohammed 6. Deep Thought - Sam Cassell 7. bravesfan - Danny Granger 8. nogoodnick - Shane Battier 9. bob barron - Mike Miller 10. Cena's Writer - Steve Francis 11. Cuban Linx - Darko Milicic 12. Alfdogg - Pau Gasol 13. razazteca - Jamaal Magloire 14. Will Scarlet - Hedo Turkoglu 15. Krankor - Deron Williams 16. TheOriginalOrangeGoblin - Zaza Pachulia 17. Kingofthe909 - Marvin Williams 18. Precious Roy - Eddy Curry Round 4 1. Precious Roy - Delonte West 2. Kingofthe909 - Cuttino Mobley 3. TheOriginalOrangeGoblin - Andrea Bargnani 4. Krankor - Nene 5. Will Scarlet - Bonzi Wells 6. razazteca - Jason Williams 7. Alfdogg - Eddie Jones 8. Cuban Linx - Josh Childress 9. Cena's Writer - Antoine Walker 10. bob barron - Kenyon Martin 11. nogoodnick - Kyle Korver 12. bravesfan - Drew Gooden 13. Deep Thought - Shareef Abdur-Rahim 14. Cartman - J.R. Smith 15. IK Cool Jew - Stephen Jackson 16. Adam - P.J. Brown 17. Canadian Chris - Smush Parker 18. teke184 - Erick Dampier Round 5 1. teke184 - Kenny Thomas 2. Canadian Chris - Kwame Brown 3. Adam - Jamal Crawford 4. IK Cool Jew - Stromile Swift 5. Cartman - Udonis Haslem 6. Deep Thought - Damon Stoudamire 7. bravesfan - Mo Williams 8. nogoodnick - Eddie Griffin 9. bob barron - Primoz Brezec 10. Cena's Writer - Rudy Gay 11. Cuban Linx - Grant Hill 12. Alfdogg - Kendrick Perkins 13. razazteca - Brendan Haywood 14. Will Scarlet - Leandro Barbosa 15. Krankor - Kevin Martin 16. TheOriginalOrangeGoblin - Nick Collison 17. Kingofthe909 - Alonzo Mourning 18. Precious Roy - Al Jefferson Round 6 1. Precious Roy - Speedy Claxton 2. Kingofthe909 - Shaun Livingston 3. TheOriginalOrangeGoblin - Tyrus Thomas 4. Krankor - Joel Przybilla 5. Will Scarlet - Hakim Warrick 6. razazteca - Juwan Howard 7. Alfdogg - Jeff Foster 8. Cuban Linx - Jerry Stackhouse 9. Cena's Writer - Fred Jones 10. bob barron - Ruben Patterson 11. nogoodnick - Ryan Gomes 12. bravesfan - Rajon Rondo 13. Deep Thought - Antonio McDyess 14. Cartman - Jarrett Jack 15. IK Cool Jew - Darius Miles 16. Adam - Ike Diogu 17. Canadian Chris - Derek Fisher 18. teke184 - Theo Ratliff Round 7 1. teke184 - Matt Harpring 2. Canadian Chris - J.J. Redick 3. Adam - Martell Webster 4. IK Cool Jew - Travis Outlaw 5. Cartman - Francisco Elson 6. Deep Thought - Steve Novak 7. bravesfan - Anthony Parker 8. nogoodnick - Monta Ellis 9. bob barron - Marcus Banks 10. Cena's Writer - Etan Thomas 11. Cuban Linx - Vladmir Radmanovic 12. Alfdogg - Earl Watson 13. razazteca - Brent Barry 14. Will Scarlet - Anderson Varejao 15. Krankor - Donyell Marshall 16. TheOriginalOrangeGoblin - Chris Duhon 17. Kingofthe909 - LaMarcus Aldridge 18. Precious Roy - Kurt Thomas

smeller's the feller, lol

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=1388190

...and the insanity continues....

DX can feud with the McMahons until the end of time, for all I care. It's better than the two of them squashing all the other actual wrestlers every week.

[i]Gasolina[/i] hits, and Colombian Heat gets a nice ovation as he comes through the curtains to the ring. COLE Colombian Heat up next, let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is the second Beat-the-Clock match of the evening, scheduled for one fall, with a 15-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Miami, Florida, and weighing in at 180 pounds...COOOOOOOLOMMMMMMMMMMMBIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!![/i] COLE Well Coach, Colombian Heat was considered sort of an oddball entry into this match when it was announced a couple weeks ago, but last week, Colombian Heat, right in the middle of the ring, scored a pinfall on former World champion Alfdogg in that ten-man elimination match! COACH I still can't believe it, Cole. I think he really opened a lot of people's eyes last week, including my own! Heat slides in and poses on the buckles, then stands on the buckle nearest the aisleway and waits on his opponent. [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits, and Rick Heyross leads out Felix Strutter. COACH Uh-oh, it's one half of the best tag team in the world! BUFFER [i]His opponent, accompanied by his manager, Rick Heyross...hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, and weighing in at 218 pounds..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFELIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] Strutter climbs in, and poses for the crowd, drawing boos, then steps down into his corner. BUFFER [i]The time to beat is 12 minutes, 11 seconds, set by Reject.[/i] The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Heat and Strutter circle the ring, and tie up. Strutter hits a knee to the midsection, then delivers double axhandle blows to the back, sending Heat down to his knees. Strutter whips Heat into the ropes, but Heat ducks a clothesline and nails Strutter with a flying forearm! Heat follows up with a dropkick, and Strutter rolls to the outside! COLE And the action fast and furious in that sequence, which we expected, and Colombian Heat with the advantage thus far! And Heyross giving his man some advice! Strutter climbs in, and circles the ring once again. Once again, Strutter goes to the midsection. He whips Heat to the ropes, but puts his head down, and Heat delivers a kick! Heat then whips Strutter into a corner, and charges, but Strutter gets his feet up, knocking Heat right to the mat! COACH Heat should have followed up on that kick to the face, instead of going for a corner charge right there! Now he's in trouble already! Strutter comes out of the corner and backs into the ropes, hitting Heat with an elbow to the sternum! COLE And now Strutter sort of methodically laying in the punishment! Strutter backs up again, and drives another elbow, then stands up and delivers a jumping kneedrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter picks up Heat, and backs him into the corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! He then pulls Heat out and whips him into the ropes, catching him in a sleeperhold! COLE Nice sleeper by Strutter! Strutter cinches on the sleeper, but Heat still attempts to reach the ropes. Finally, Strutter is able to force him to the mat, and leans back on the sleeper. Heat slowly fades, and the referee checks the arm. ONE!!! TWO!!! Heat holds through on the third lift, and struggles to his feet. He delivers an elbow to the gut! Then another! A third! He runs to the ropes, then ducks a clothesline, but Strutter DRILLS him with a spinning wheel kick! Strutter celebrates his feat briefly, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter complains briefly to the referee. COLE If he covered right away, he might have got the pin there! Can't blame the referee for that one! As Heat tries to get up, Strutter hammers away on the back. Heat fights his way up, and begins trading blows! COLE And Heat fighting back on Felix Strutter! After a brief exchange, Strutter goes to the eyes, then delivers a foot to the gut, and a DOUBLE-ARM DDT~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Heat had better get something going if he wants to beat Reject's time! Strutter picks up Heat, and sets up a suplex, but Heat reverses to a small package! COLE A counter! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Strutter pops up, and hits a seated dropkick from behind! Strutter then picks up Heat, and delivers a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter goes to the sleeper again, but this time, Heat drops to his ass, delivering a jawbreaker! Strutter falls back into the corner, and Heat slowly gets up and follows, ramming his head into the buckles as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Heat then shoves Strutter back into the corner and climbs on the buckles, and the crowd counts along once again with punches! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Heat shoves Strutter forward to the mat, then climbs to the top rope. COLE And Heat's gonna fly! Heat comes off with a HURRICANRANA~! COLE Big move by Heat, here's the cover! 1... 2... NO! Strutter gets a shoulder up! Strutter gets to his feet and staggers into the ropes. Heat charges, and Strutter backdrops him over, but Heat hangs onto the ropes and catches his balance on the apron! Strutter takes a swing, but Heat ducks and rams him in the gut, then springs over with a sunset flip! Strutter grabs the ropes and kneels down... COLE Wait a minute! 1... 2... ...the referee looks up and sees Strutter's hands on the ropes! Strutter quickly lets go and pleads innocence, and Heat rolls him up! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Heat gets up and charges Strutter, but Strutter trips him with a drop toe-hold, then holds it, floats over, and applies the STF~!!! COACH Whoa! COLE Strutter with the STF out of nowhere! Heat is right in the middle of the ring and in trouble! COACH Kiss WWE goodbye, Heat! Heat struggles, and slowly creeps towards the ropes. COLE Heat scooting over there slowly, but surely! Heat stops, and lays flat on the mat, then suddenly rolls himself over, and both men roll right out of the ring to the floor! COACH Well, that's one way to escape, I guess! COLE It wasn't pretty, but Heat got out of that STF! Heat climbs onto the apron slowly, then waits for Strutter to get up...and hits an ASAI MOONSAULT~!!! COLE WESTSIDE MOONSAULT by Colombian Heat! Heat signals the "W" out to the crowd, and gets a big pop! He then rolls Strutter back into the ring and whips him hard into the corner, then ducks down, scoops him up...and drops him with the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!111 COLE There's the NECKTIE, and the cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And we've got a new time to beat! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, in a time of eight minutes, 45 seconds...COOOOOOOLOMMMMMMMMMMMBIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!![/i] COLE With plenty of time to spare, Colombian Heat has defeated Reject's time! COACH That's going to be a tough one to beat, considering the quality of opposition! COLE As Colombian Heat continues to impress everyone, let's go to Josh!

Booker T wears white boots, doesn't he?

You're a big boy too, aren't you, alf? I had the pederast football coach trying to get me to play ball all the time, too. And suck his dick. Yeah. I could do 230 (my weight at the time) once, and could do 200 three times. I think I hit 200 on the incline bench a couple times, too.

Actually, Loss told me personally that he always hated you.

Sorry to interrupt, but just one more thing. I don't want to see ANY mention of Dama in anyone's posts, unless you're engaging in actual intelligent discussion with him. Any posts perceived as baiting will be deleted. This shit has got to stop.

When there's a crosswalk every 15 feet in a fuckin' shopping plaza, and yet NO ONE will use them.