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Edited for accuracy. And it's funny that Leena gets a free pass trolling me. It's obvious that's what she was doing even saying Oregon was undefeated in that sentence. But no it's always Dama's fault in this forum. Everyone else is allowed to come down on him, call him names, flame, and troll him all they want. But the moment he says "Hey that's not right. Shut up." Then it's ALL his fault and we gotta warn him! No. You brought up the topic again on the first page after everyone else had started talking about other things. And after I had closed the old thread due to your incessant whining. And after I told you in THIS thread the let it go. You're not being trolled and flamed "because you're right", you're being trolled and flamed because you won't shut the fuck up. It's clear that no one but you wants to push the issue, so once again, shut the fuck up. This is your last warning, if you bring it up again, you can take a vacation.

Edwin just saved me some typing. We're past that game. The other thread getting closed should have been a hint. Let it go.

Fuck, her.

So um, apparently Marvin left the board. I guess we'll free that spot up.

Or for that matter, the spoiler threads for SD.

Quit bitching about the threads. I told him to wait until the other shows were over from now on, so leave it at that and just discuss the topic.

NYU...I NO LONGER HAVE TRILLION ON MY COMPUTER. I got rid of it DAYS before this. I have said tthis repeatedly in this thread. GAH

RE-open~ In the future, please try to wait until the other shows have passed, at least.

OK, I think we all know who Andy is now.

We're really stretching the definition of "hot act" here, I think.

It's not so much that they get mad when they can't find something, it's when they take it as a personal insult and decide they need to cope with it by saying something snide to the employee, who has zero authority over what products get sold in the store. That's precisely it.

So wow, did Marvin really leave.

haha

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Three "Beat the Clock" matches for the Chamber. Also, Team Jamaica in preliminary action.

1) Yes, beforehand. 2) Yes. The belt keeps the same design, but the centerpiece has just changed. For example Italian title Heartland title

This is a joke.

after Reject's match, but before Heat's. [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits and Alfdogg is booed loudly as he makes his way to the ring. COACH And look who's turn it is now! COLE Alf trying to beat Reject's time, let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is the second Beat-the-Clock match of the evening, scheduled for one fall, with a 15-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former TWO-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring and poses on the buckles. COACH Let's see who Alf's opponent is! Alf stands with his hands on his hips. [i]Spirit in the Sky[/i] by Norman Greenbaum hits, and Faqu comes through the curtains to a big pop. COLE And it's the HI-YAH World champion, Faqu! Alf's gonna have a hard time surpassing Reject here! BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Samoa, weighing in at 317 pounds...he is the REIGNING HI-YAH champion of the WORLD...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/i] Faqu slides into the ring, and stares at Alf while down on all fours. BUFFER [i]The time to beat is 12 minutes, 11 seconds, set by Reject.[/i] COLE And there you hear it, Alf's got to defeat Faqu in some form in under 12:11, and he'll be the lead man! Alf looks a little tense staring at Faqu, as the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Alf and Faqu circle the ring, then tie up. Faqu throws Alf back into the corner! COLE And Faqu overpowering Alf right out of the gate! Alf is on one knee in the corner, staring down Faqu, then gets up and circles the ring once again. Alf goes in, and grabs Faqu in a side headlock. Faqu backs Alf into the ropes, then whips him across, and shoulderchecks him to the mat on his way back! Alf lays for a second, then quickly slides to the outside as Faqu tries to pick him up. COLE And Alf has to regroup early here! He better find an answer quick, he's got a time to beat! Alf climbs back in, and circles once again. Alf moves in, and takes Faqu to the mat with a drop toe hold, then quickly pops up and drops an elbow to the back of the head. COACH And this is what Alf needs to do, use his speed! Alf grabs Faqu in a side headlock, then slowly gets to his feet. Alf turns and hooks Faqu, delivering a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Faqu and drags him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! A third CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Alf then grabs Faqu by the hair and rams him into the buckle, only to have Faqu rise back up and stare him in the eyes! COLE Big mistake, Alf! Faqu returns fire, delivering a BIG headbutt of his own, sending Alf down to the mat! Alf rolls into a corner, and Faqu follows, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! A third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Faqu then begins to BITE Alf on the forehead! COACH Come on, ref! Alf yells as the referee counts Faqu, who releases at four. Faqu whips Alf across the ring, and follows with a big corner clothesline! Faqu then grabs Alf by the hair, runs out of the corner, and slams him into the mat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Alf in trouble early, remember, if Alf submits or is pinned, Faqu gets his spot in the Chamber! COACH WAY too early to be speculating that, Cole. Faqu picks up Alf, and delivers a BIG bodyslam! He then chokes Alf on the mat, with the referee again counting to four before he breaks. Faqu backs Alf into a corner and kicks at him some. He then whips Alf across the ring, and charges again, but this time, Alf gets a foot up! Faqu staggers back, but comes once again, and Alf floors him with a Hart Attack clothesline! Alf follows with a snap legdrop, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout with AUTHORITY~! COLE And a BIG kickout from Faqu! Alf crawls over and starts choking Faqu, drawing a four-count before breaking. Faqu rolls to the outside, and Alf follows, putting his arms around his waist and ramming him back into the ring apron! Faqu sinks to the floor, and Alf lays in a few stomps before climbing back into the ring. Alf waits on Faqu to get up, then leaps over with a PLANCHA~! COACH Wow, Alf nailed that one! Alf gets up and poses to the crowd, drawing boos, before rolling Faqu back into the ring. Alf slides in and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Alf going for covers quickly and often, which is the key in this match! Alf whips Faqu hard into a corner, and as Faqu comes out, Alf executes a HURRICANRANA! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Faqu, measures him...then hooks him, and delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY! COACH Alf's setting it up here! COLE And if he sustains this momentum, he'll be the last man to enter the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell at World Without End! Alf then delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf stands up, and drops a standing headbutt on Faqu...which has no effect! Faqu slowly starts to come to, as Alf gathers his senses. Alf delivers a right hand to Faqu...who returns fire! A second right, same result! A third, same result! Faqu then begins firing off rights, until Alf goes to the eyes. Alf climbs to the top rope, then jumps off, but Faqu catches him with a sitout powerbomb! 1... 2... NO! Alf gets his shoulder up! Faqu then delivers a similar standing headbutt to Alf's! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf slides into a corner, and Faqu follows, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! A third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Faqu then delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Faqu going for the kill now! Faqu gets ready for the BUTT DROP~!, but Alf slides out of the way, and back to another corner. Faqu stalks, as Alf back off, but Alf then grabs Faqu by the tights and pulls him shoulder-first into the post! Alf waits for Faqu to come out, then lifts him and delivers the WHIPLASH~!!! Alf then goes to the top rope. COACH Here it comes, and he's not even close to Reject's time! Alf jumps off, but Faqu moves out of the way, and Alf rolls on the mat. Faqu catches him with a THRUST KICK, right to the jaw! COLE WOW, Faqu got all of that one! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Alf gets a shoulder up! Alf scoots to the apron, and Faqu hammers him on the chest. Alf reaches up and grabs the back of Faqu's head, dropping down on the ropes! Alf then signals goodbye to the ring, making his way to the back! COLE What is this? Is Alf walking out on this match? The referee counts, as Alf continues to move up the aisle. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! The referee calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* Faqu has an upset look on his face, as the referee confers with Michael Buffer. COACH That's OK, Alf's still got his spot in the match! COLE Let's get the official decision. BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed by the referee, that if Alfdogg does not return to the ring at the count of ten, not only will he lose this match, but he will also lose his spot in the match, at World Without End![/i] The crowd goes CRAZY, as an indignant Alf makes his way back to the ring. He stands on the apron and yells at Buffer, as Faqu brings him back in the hard way! Faqu delivers a BIG headbutt, sending Alf all the way to the other side of the ring! Alf leans over the apron and tries to loot a weapon, as Faqu tries to pull him back in. He comes up with a steel chair, which he hides, then uses to jam into the gut of Faqu! Alf then gets up, and SMACKS Faqu in the head with the chair! *DING DING DING* (8:11) COLE Alf obviously disqualified for that chairshot... COACH But look at Faqu, he's still up! The shot has only staggered Faqu, who continues to stay on his feet. Alf gets a wide-eyed look on his face, then gives him another shot, which AGAIN doesn't knock him down! At this point, Alf tosses the chair to the mat and leaves the ring in a speed-walk, which turns into a run as Faqu climbs out and gives chase! COLE Well, Alf won't have a time to use for this competition, but he still has his spot in the match! A great showing by Faqu, as well! Reject still possesses the time to beat at 12 minutes, 11 seconds, with one match to go tonight and three next week!

This should be the first BTC match on the show. COLE Folks, it's time for our first Beat the Clock match for the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell. The rules are very simple: Each competitor has a match, and whoever wins his match in the fastest time will be the last entry into the match at World Without End! There is a 15-minute time limit for each match. If you are disqualified or counted out, your time will be erased and will not count, and if your opponent pins you or makes you submit, he will replace that person at the PPV! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! [i]Renagade[/i] hits and Reject makes his way to the ring, to loud boos. BUFFER [i]The following is a Beat-the-Clock matchup, scheduled for one fall, with a 15-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE So Reject will be the first to set the bar for the other five participants, there will be two more matches tonight, and the three who aren't chosen tonight will try to set their mark next week! COACH And no one even knows who their opponents will be, Cole! COLE Well, we're about to find out who Reject's opponent is right now! Reject stretches on the ropes, then stands at the back of the ring with his hands on his knees. [i]I'm a Hustla[/i] by Cassidy hits, and the crowd goes CRAZY. COLE Oh, my! Jamie O'Hara walks through the curtains and towards the ring. COLE Here come the Birmingham Bad Boy! BUFFER [i]His opponent, from Birmingham, England, weighing in at 170 pounds...JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] O'Hara slides into the ring, and he and Reject begin to trade blows! *DING DING DING* O'Hara and Reject slug it out, until O'Hara ducks a swing, and lifts Reject for an atomic drop, dropping him down onto his knee! Reject walks into the corner holding his backside, and O'Hara follows him into the corner, delivering kicks to the body. He whips Reject across the ring, and delivers a backdrop! O'Hara follows with a clothesline! And a second! Reject rolls out to the apron, and O'Hara knocks him to the floor with a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! COLE Jamie O'Hara on fire here in the early going! COACH Reject better get it together, or he's going to find himself out of the match at World Without End! O'Hara poses in the corner, drawing a loud ovation, as Reject tries to gain his senses. O'Hara follows him to the outside and rams his head into the apron, and then into the steel steps! COLE O'Hara really taking the fight to Reject right now! O'Hara rolls Reject back inside, and waits for him to get to his feet. When he does, he delivers a side kick to the midsection. Then another to the other side, then a kick to the gut, followed by a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! O'Hara gets to his feet and hits Reject with a dropkick, sending him all the way out to the floor! COLE It's all Jamie O'Hara thus far in this Beat-the-Clock match, for the second Heartland Elimination Chamber of Hell match, at World Without End! Reject leans on the guardrail in attempt to catch his breath, then turns around. O'Hara runs to the ropes, and attempts a HANDS-FREE PLANCHA, but Reject ducks out of the way, and O'Hara lands with a SPLAT on the floor! COLE Nobody home on that one, and this is the break that Reject needs! Reject uses the apron to pull himself up, then rolls back in and back out. He picks up O'Hara and whips him into the steel steps, as O'Hara flips over them on impact! COACH WOW, O'Hara full-force into those steps! Reject slowly follows O'Hara, and picks him up, ramming his head into the steel steps! Reject then tosses O'Hara inside, and rolls in after him, posing for the crowd to boos. He then picks up O'Hara, whipping him into the ropes, and catching him with a spinning heel kick! COLE And a great kick that time by Reject, as the tide has definitely turned in this match! Reject stops to pose once again, drawing more boos. COACH I'm not sure that Reject can really afford to be grandstanding like this, he's on the clock here! Reject drops a fist right between the eyes of O'Hara! COLE Wow, right on target! He then drops a second, as the referee warns him about closed fists. Reject gets in the referee's face briefly, before picking up O'Hara and delivering a snap suplex! He rolls over for the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up O'Hara and backs him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then fires off right hands, before executing a gutwrench suplex! He follows with a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject complains to the referee briefly, then picks up O'Hara. He whips O'Hara into the corner, and charges, but O'Hara gets the feet up! O'Hara then comes out and delivers a spinning wheel kick! COLE But O'Hara still with fight left! The referee makes a count as both men are out on the mat... ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!! FIVE!!! SIX!!! SEVEN!!! EIGHT!!! O'Hara rises up, and slowly gets to his feet. Reject follows, and goes for a right hand...but O'Hara blocks, and delivers one of his own! Reject tries another right hand, another block! A third, same result! O'Hara fires off, then whips Reject into the ropes, and hits a flying back elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! O'Hara picks up Reject, and delivers a bodyslam, then slides to the outside, and delivers a SPRINGBOARD SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON! COLE One of his patented moves! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But Reject JUST sneaks out of there! Reject goes to the eyes of O'Hara as he tries to pick him up, then whips O'Hara across into a corner. Reject charges, but is caught with a drop toe-hold, landing on the bottom turnbuckle! COLE Uh-oh, could be time for the Facelift! The crowd noise escalates, as O'Hara backs up, then charges and delivers a seated dropkick, driving Reject's face into the buckle! COACH Oh, no! COLE There it is! 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COACH But Reject still hanging in there! You gotta love it! O'Hara backs Reject into a corner, then climbs to the second buckle, and the crowd counts along with the punches... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Reject comes out of the corner, and O'Hara goes in behind him and hops to the second rope. Reject turns around, and is caught with a BLOCKBUSTER~!!! COLE Oh, SNAP~! 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up again! O'Hara picks up Reject from behind, but as he does, Reject kicks him low...kicking the referee as well, who was standing behind O'Hara! COACH Double-header! Reject gains his senses, then sets up O'Hara for the PITCH BLACK~!!!111, but O'Hara struggles, and Reject can't hook the legs over the arms. Finally, he just goes for a powerbomb, but O'Hara delivers right hands, and is able to counter into a hurricanrana! O'Hara covers, but there's no referee! COLE Tough break here for Jamie O'Hara! So he picks Reject up and whips him into the ropes. Reject ducks a clothesline, then ducks a leapfrog, then drills O'Hara with a spinning wheel kick! COLE Nice kick by Reject, but there's no count here, either! Reject gets up and attempts to revive the referee, to no avail. So he makes his way over to the corner, and starts untying the buckle. COLE Uh-oh, and now Reject resorting to desperate methods... COACH Well, can you blame him? The referee being out is costing him valuable time in this match! He's trying to get that last entry position! Reject picks up O'Hara, then delivers a PILEDRIVER~! COLE And a beautiful piledriver by Reject! Reject covers, as the referee is just coming to... 1... 2... NO!!! O'Hara gets a shoulder up! COLE It's not over yet! Reject picks up O'Hara, as the referee is still coming to, and moves towards the buckle. However, when he gets there, O'Hara blocks, and RAMS REJECT INTO THE EXPOSED BUCKLE~! COACH Oh, no! Reject and O'Hara are both out of it, but O'Hara inches over and hooks the leg as the referee comes to... 1... 2... ... NO!!! Reject gets a shoulder up! COLE These guys both want it as bad as ever! O'Hara slowly gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope. Reject slowly crawls over to the ropes, just as O'Hara gets his balance, and yanks on the top strand, causing O'Hara to slip and crotch himself! He sits for a few seconds, as Reject gets to his feet, then falls forward, flipping down and landing on his feet, then staggers out...right into the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And the EULOGY from Reject! COACH Wrap it up! Reject hooks the leg and lays back... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH YES!!! *DING DING DING* (12:11) BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, in a time of 12 minutes, 11 seconds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE A hard-fought battle by the six-man tag champion, one-third of the Hooligans, Jamie O'Hara, but there's your time to beat, 12 minutes and 11 seconds, set by Reject! Two more men try to beat that time tonight, and next week, we'll round out the field! Let's go back to Josh!

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Joseph Addai was excellent today. Of course, it was the Texans, but hopefully this is a sign of things to come.

My understanding is that he's helping Mike pay for the site.

Hey, good showing for me this week. After last weeks' clunker, I thought maybe getting involved in leagues with spreads was a bad decision.

I'm thinking maybe HTQ meant the WON HoF...or is Taker already in there?