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The lights go out, and the light flashes on the cells again, this time stopping on Alf's cell! The crowd boos loudly. COACH Uh-oh! It's serious now! COLE It's Alfdogg, two-time World and Heartland champion! Alf is seen putting gloves on as his cell lowers. When the cell gets to the floor, he hides the case under the apron, then slides in with the bag. He reaches in and pulls out a dodgeball. COLE What's this? Are we about to have a dodgeball game break out or something...sit down! The camera briefly flashes to the announce booth, where Coach is standing and waving his arms. COACH Pick me! Pick me! COLE SIT DOWN! I was just joking! Alf then pulls a mini-torch and a small gasoline can out of the bag, as the crowd starts to buzz again. Alf douses the dodgeball, then SETS IT ABLAZE! COACH Oh my God, it's like a big fireball! COLE Those gloves obviously flame-proof that Alf has on... Alf hurls the dodgeball at TK, who's just getting up, hitting him right in the back! TK sinks to the mat and arches his back off of it, and Alf lights up another one as Heat gets to his feet next. Alf waits on him, then dribbles the flaming ball between his legs and throws a chest pass at Heat, hitting him in the sternum! As attendants spray down the balls, Alf hits a SUPERKICK~! on Heat! Reject waits on the top rope, and drops a Macho Man elbow~! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Colombian Heat has been eliminated! A spectacular effort in this match, but Colombian Heat is the first to go! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Colombian Heat eliminated by: Reject (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject poses for the crowd, drawing boos, as Alf lights up a third ball, and as Reject turns around, bounces it lightly right off his face! Reject holds his face, then Alf grabs his legs out from underneath him, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE Alf with the Sharpshooter on Reject, after Reject just finished off Heat! Reject screams in pain, as Alf sits back on the hold. The referee asks if he wants to give it up, and Reject says no and scoots towards the ropes. As he approaches them, Alf pulls him back out to the center! COLE And Reject back out to the center of the ring! COACH He won't give up! Reject continues to yell in pain, as TK gets to his feet, then delivers a BICYCLE KICK~! to Alf, breaking the hold! Reject scoots over to the side of the ring, then grabs onto the ladder. TK hammers away on Alf in the corner, then attempts an Irish whip, but Alf blocks, and pulls TK in for an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Reject sneaks to a far corner, and sets up the ladder. COLE And Reject wrestling very smart right now, picking his spots! Alf and TK continue to slug it out as Reject climbs the ladder, and when the time is right, Reject flies off with a FLYING BODYPRESS~! COACH Wow! COLE Reject HIGH in the air! Reject tries to cover both men! 1... But both men shove him off with ease. Reject pops up and stares both men down, and the three men inch closer to one another. They all start taking shots, Reject hits Alfdogg, Alfdogg hits TK, TK hits Reject! COLE And it's truly every man for himself in there right now! Eventually, Reject hits a knee to the gut of TK, then delivers a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Ha, once Alf saw the two of them start battling it out, he stepped to the side and let them have at it! Alf steps to the outside, and goes under the apron. He grabs out a TABLE, and sets it up parallel with the main door of the Chamber on the side facing the aisleway! Alf then grabs a second table, and sets it up o top of the other! COLE And obviously Alf has a plan here should the time arise! Alf climbs in as both TK and Reject are slugging it out, and delivers a LOW BLOW to Reject from behind! TK starts to slug away, then attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses, leapfrogs TK, then pulls a nunchuck out and catches him in the midsection! Alf then delivers a shout to the back, as the crowd boos. Alf then picks up TK, whipping him into the ropes, and delivering a Hart Attack clothesline! Alf sits and applauds himself, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up TK, and delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! Alf follows that with the WHIPLASH~!!! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE Alf setting up for the Five-Star Alf Splash, as the champ is about ready to make his entrance! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

The lights go out in the arena, as a white strobe flashes uncontrollably around each cell, before stopping on Reject's cell! COLE And Reject will be the third man to enter the frey! The crowd boos as Reject's cell lowers, and he slides the door open and rolls into the ring with the bat in hand. COACH And Reject's going to feast on this! Reject measures Heat on the mat, and dives at him, driving the top of the bat into his forehead! COLE OH, and that bat right across the forehead of Colombian Heat! Reject measures TK, who has raised up to all fours, and drives the bat into his head, knocking him back down to the mat! Reject then kneels down, and digs the bat into the wound of TK! He then picks up TK, and delivers a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Heat next, then wrings his arm and delivers a back kick, sending him to the mat! He then positions TK and Heat so the tops of their heads are touching together. He stands over them and poses, drawing boos from the fans, then goes to the top rope. COACH What's Reject going for right here? Reject positions himself on the top rope, then LEAPS OFF...but TK and Heat both move out of the way, and Reject lands right on his ass! COLE Reject was trying to hit both TK and Heat with legdrops, but both men able to dodge that bullet! Reject slowly gets to his feet, and walks right into a right hand from Heat! He staggers back, and takes one from TK! COLE And it's the ol' pinball effect right now! Reject going back and forth! Both men deliver another right hand each, then Heat takes Reject down by the legs, and positions him for the cactus, which is still in the corner! COACH Oh, no! BLOCK IT, Reject! Heat delivers a slingshot, sending Reject flying into the cactus! Reject puts his arms across his chest, then turns around to catch a bat shot to the head from TK! COLE And Reject takes the bat to the forehead, and I think that'll make three bloodied individuals in this match! COACH Yep, it's coming out already! Heat grabs the cactus out of the corner, while TK hammers on the forehead of Reject, then starts to bite him! He then stands up and drives an elbow into the sternum, before Heat lays the cactus on top of him. COLE TK and Heat appear to be setting something up here! COACH This isn't right, Cole! TK and Heat are obviously both working together against Reject here! Heat then grabs the STOP sign and lays it on top of the cactus, as TK stands in the corner. Heat then goes to the top behind TK, as the crowd starts to buzz. COACH What are they DOING? TK and Heat join hands, and Heat jumps as TK guides him ON TOP OF THE STOP SIGN AND CACTUS AND REJECT~!!! COLE OH MY GOD!!! Can you imagine the pain going through Reject's body right now? Reject squirms on the mat, as Heat celebrates his feat, before getting leveled with a BICYCLE KICK~! from TK! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH And TK and Heat right back at it again! TK picks up Heat, who blocks a right hand, then a left hand, then delivers a dropkick to the knee! Heat then sets up an Irish whip, but TK reverses. Heat floats over and around TK, and delivers a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Great move by Heat there, but TK just able to get the shoulder out! Reject has slid to the outside, and is going underneath the ring. He comes out with a ladder! COLE And Reject is bringing the ladder into play here! Reject slides the ladder into the ring, as TK and Heat continue to slug it out, then picks it up and rams the top of it into Heat's head! He then swings it around and clotheslines TK with it! COACH And he's putting it to good use! Reject then rams the ladder into the midsection of TK on the mat, as Heat gets up. Reject measures Heat, and tosses the ladder at him, with the top drilling Heat in the forehead once again! COLE Wow, what shots Heat took right there! Reject goes to the outside once again, this time to his tote. He digs around carefully, and pulls out a BARBED WIRE BOARD! COACH Oh my goodness...this just gets better and better! Reject slides the board into the ring, then slides into the ring himself. He lays the board down, then tosses TK out of the ring. He waits for Heat to get up, then gives him a foot to the gut, setting up the PITCH BLACK~!!! However, Heat spins out, hooks Reject, and lifts him for the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!111 COACH OH NO, not on the board! Heat delivers the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE ON THE BARBED WIRE BOARD~!!! COLE ...this is UNBELIEVEABLE~! Crowd: HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! As Reject writhes in pain, Heat nails TK on the floor with a TWISTING PLANCHA~! COLE Great move by Heat, but I think he's missing the boat here! COACH That's right, he should have went for the pin on Reject right there! Heat tosses TK back inside, and sets up a suplex, but TK goes behind the back, and executes a GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE BOARD~!!! 1... 2... NO!!! Heat escapes, as the count begins... COLE And who's our 4th man? 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

AK had a mohawk at one point. Can't find a good picture at the moment, though.

Atlantic: BOS, NJ, NY, PHI, TOR Central: CHI, CLE, DET, IND, MIL SE: ATL, CHA, MIA, ORL, WAS NW: DEN, MIN, POR, UTAH, SEA SW: DAL, HOU, MEM, NO/OK, SA Pacific: GS, LAC, LAL, PHX, SAC Also, Anthony Johnson was traded, he wasn't a FA. That undoubtedly is right up there with Nene's contract in terms of boneheaded moves.

That's probably about what my hair would look like if I grew it out and dyed it, actually.

I'm part of the .1%, obv.

Lamar Odom, F

I'd get revenge by changing the passwords to all his gimmick accounts, but that's too much work.

Just don't give it to CWM, or he'll change it so no one else can use it.

Hey, Czech. PM me the password for Rondo. I forgot what it was.

Yeah. Isn't that odd? I wonder who would do such a thing.

KC - 27 Arizona at Atlanta (7.5) (9.5) Dallas at Tennessee (9.5) Indianapolis at N.Y. Jets (4.5) Miami at Houston Minnesota at Buffalo (1.5) New Orleans at Carolina (7.5) (2.5) San Diego at Baltimore San Francisco at Kansas City (7.5) Detroit at St. Louis (6.5) (3.5) Cleveland at Oakland (3.5) Jacksonville at Washington New England at Cincinnati (6.5) Seattle at Chicago (3.5) Green Bay at Philadelphia (11.5)

Except Public Account.

I fixed up the Limited to OAOAST group so that they can only see this folder, and I'll be putting the gimmicks in there. No one was in that group, anyway. No. I'm not letting back ones that are already banned.

The Lakers are a tough one to call. You'd like to think Kobe will keep going with the style that worked in the playoffs, and if he does, they're potentially a top 5 seed in the West. After game 7, though, I'm somewhat inclined to think he'll revert to regular season form, and they'll really struggle to get in.

You'd probably have to talk to Josh or Mike about something like that.

OK, let me clear this up. Duplicates: I'm referring to situations such as wildpegasus, where he used a second account to troll and flamebait, while "ignoring" it with his regular account. And also, using them to dodge suspensions (which will result in an immediate banning, if one is caught doing so). Obviously I trust Chave and Czech not to do this. Well, maybe Czech. So basically, not all duplicates will be disallowed, but I don't want to see someone's 100 gimmick/shared/stolen accounts posting everywhere. If someone has two serious posting accounts, such as Chave and Czech, that would be OK. But just have a little common sense.

That's where being in the Southwest kills them. The three division winners all get automatic top 4 seeds, along with the next best record. So to be a top 4, they'd have to finish better than San Antonio or Dallas, and I don't see them doing that even with a healthy Gasol. I feel the same way with the Pacers. They're certainly good enough to be a top 4 team, but it's highly unlikely with the division we play in featuring five playoff-caliber teams, including Chicago and Cleveland who are probably both top 4.

We're back up to $2.12 today, after being at $1.98 on Monday.

Gasol played into it, yes. But I just wasn't a big fan of the trade they made with the Rockets. Battier is an excellent role player; a good outside shooter and good perimeter defender. You just don't trade guys like him for an unproven rookie, and one of the biggest draft busts of the decade. It wasn't a clear-cut decision by any means, though, I wavered on them and Toronto for quite a while. However, Gasol injury was the only reason I cut them out of the playoffs. He was a top-10 MVP candidate last year, IMO, and if he's healthy, they're right there. Had the league not cock-blocked them when they wanted to move to the East in the re-alignment, they could be Finals contenders.

The accounts aren't being removed, rather we're working on setting up the "Duplicates" group so that those accounts can post in this folder and nowhere else.

Unless you are just asking to be banned, I would suggest you not talk to me that way, lol.

1) Who will win the MVP? Dirk Nowitzki. They can't deny him forever. 2) Who will win the ROTY? Adam Morrison 3) Which team will be most improved in 2005-06? With good health, Utah. If not, Chicago. 4) What player(s) is most likely have a breakout season? Josh Smith 5) What team had the best offseason? San Antonio 6) What team had the worst offseason? Memphis 7) What one move will make the biggest impact? Ben Wallace to the Bulls. 8) What was the most surprising move of the offseason? Ben Wallace leaving Detroit. 9) What was the most underrated move of the offseason? Shane Battier going to the Rockets. 10) What was the single worst move of the offseason? Nene's contract. 11) What team(s) will move into the playoff picture? Orlando, Houston, Utah 12) What team(s) will fall out of the playoff picture? Milwaukee, LA Lakers, Memphis 13) Who is the best player in the league at each position? Nash, Bryant, McGrady, Garnett, Yao 14) Will Isiah Thomas still be with the Knicks after this season? No 15) Will Kevin Garnett still be with the Wolves after this season? No 16) Will Allen Iverson still be with the Sixers after this season? Yes 17) Division winners: New Jersey, Chicago, Miami, San Antonio, Utah, Phoenix 18) Eastern Conference Finals: Miami over Chicago 19) Western Conference Finals: San Antonio over Phoenix 20) NBA Finals: San Antonio over Miami 21) Make one bold prediction. Gilbert Arenas will, in fact, get his 50 against the Suns and Blazers.