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Predictions: Detroit in 7. The Heat, namely Antoine Walker, impressed me with the way they handled the Nets, but not enough for me to say they can beat the Pistons. It'll be a more competitive series than some will probably expect, but the Pistons go back to the Finals again. Dallas in 6. The Mavs have got to be feeling like they can beat anyone in the world right now, and I just think they roll the Suns this time around. We're back to every other day now, and Nash isn't playing old man Sam anymore. He's going to run out of gas, and he can't get away with that against guys like Terry/Daniels/Harris. Of course, I've been wrong before. Like three times out of four in the last round.

The draft lottery is tommorrow, btw.

This should go after a Reject/Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly segment I'll be posting sometime. LIGHTNING CREW! [i]No Chance in Hell[/i] hits and the LC's Mr. Boricua makes his way out. He has various exchanges with fans as he walks to the ring. BUFFER [i]The following contest is shceduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 300 pounds, and hailing from Tijuana, Mexico! He is a member of the LIGHTNING CREW...MISSSSSSSSSSSSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICCCCCUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE And Mr. Boricua will meet Thunderkid here tonight, but at Living Angleously, his mentor, Tha Puerto Rican, attacked TK with this chairshot during his match with Reject! *footage is shown of said chairshot* CABOOSE And PR was suspended from the OAOAST the next show, and with no explanation of his actions towards TK! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits and Thunderkid makes his way to the ring, getting a nice pop. BUFFER [i]His opponent, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, and weighing in at 250 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK poses on one buckle, then jumps off and goes at Boricua! *DING DING DING* TK knocks Boricua down in the corner, and kicks away at him! COACH TK should be disqualified! Mr. Boricua wasn't ready for this attack! COLE Well, as he waits for PR's suspension to end, it looks like he's going to give him a little sample of what's to come! TK picks up Boricua and whips him to the opposite corner, following him in with a clothesline! Boricua falls out into the ropes, and TK runs to the opposite side and takes him over the top with a clothesline! COLE TK on fire in the early going! TK follows Boricua over the top with a PLANCHA~! He hammers away at him on the floor, then tosses him back into the ring. TK rolls in, and delivers a gutwrench suplex! He then picks Boricua up and whips him into the corner. This time, however, Boricua gets his foot up, and TK runs right into it! COLE How quickly the tide can turn in professional wrestling! COACH Thank you, Mr. Monsoon. CABOOSE TK came out too overzealous in the early going, and he's going to pay for it now, perhaps. Boricua catches his breath, then grabs TK, and delivers a big bodyslam! He then backs into the ropes, and goes for a legdrop, but TK rolls out of the way! TK gets up, and starts hammering away, then floors Boricua with a clothesline! A dropkick, and Boricua is to the outside once again! COLE But TK comes right back! Boricua this time takes an 8-count, then climbs back into the ring. Boricua challenges TK to a test of strength. TK slowly raises his hand, locking it in with that of Mr. Boricua. He then locks the other hand, and they clash into each other, each one trying to gain the edge. The hands come up, and Mr. Boricua's are on top. CABOOSE And Mr. Boricua, with the leverage advantage here, looking like he's going to break TK down! TK indeed starts going to his knees, and Boricua powers him down, gloating as TK's knees hit the mat. Boricua keeps him there as the referee asks TK if he wants to give it up. TK says no, then gathers a burst of energy, and starts powering back up! The fans urge him on as he gets to his feet! When he does, however, Boricua gives him a foot to the gut, and puts him back down to one knee. TK powers back to his feet seconds later, then kicks a hand and flips around, then delivers an armdrag! COLE And Mr. Boricua has just not had an answer for anything TK has done tonight! Boricua charges TK, and gets caught in a side headlock! Boricua quickly gets to his feet, and pushes TK into the ropes. Boricua puts his head down, and TK delivers a kick, then whips Boricua. TK goes for a dropkick, but Boricua hangs onto the ropes, and TK crashes into the mat on the back of his head! COACH And the tide turns again! Boricua drops to the mat and applies a chokehold as the referee lays a count on him. Boricua releases at four, then picks TK up and slams him again. He follows with a big splash! 1... 2... Kickout! Boricua picks up TK and sends him into the ropes. TK ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a big boot coming off the other side! Boricua drops an elbow, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Boricua whips TK into a corner, then charges in with an AVALANCHE! TK falls back to the mat, and Boricua goes to the top rope! CABOOSE That's a big man going upstairs! Boricua flies off the top for a splash, but TK rolls out of the way! The referee starts counting... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! TK sits up, and Boricua slowly follows. Boricua throws a right hand, but TK blocks and delivers one of his own! Another attempt, another block, another returned! What I just typed one more time! TK starts firing off rights, but Boricua goes to the eyes! Boricua whips TK into the ropes, but TK leapfrogs, then catches Boricua with a belly-to-belly! COLE And TK starting to get cooking once again! TK picks up Boricua, and delivers a fallaway slam! He then waits on Boricua to get up, and sets up a BICYCLE KICK~!...but Boricua pulls the referee in the way! COLE OH, and the referee is out of it! COACH Good riddance! TK stays on Boricua, slugging away, when Thomas Rodriguez rushes down. COLE Oh, wait a minute! Rodrgiuez slides in and grabs the arm of TK, admonishing him, when TK decks him with a big right hand! Boricua sneaks behind with a low blow, then dusts off Rodriguez, who is holding the side of his face. They both stomp away at TK, until Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly rush to the ring for the save! The LC members do battle with Heat & Fly, then Reject runs to the ring and attacks TK! Reject and TK slug it out on the outside, then all the challengers rush out and it's a big free-for-all as the crowd goes crazy! Jack Beam hammers away at Charlie Moss of Team Heyross, while Jumbo attempts to fight off both members of the South Central Militia until Mike Guerriero helps him out! The Mad Cappa and Quentin Benjamin do battle, with Tony Capella joining in. COLE And it's a free-for-all here on HeldDOWN~! As the referee finally starts to come to, [i]Black Sweat[/i] by Prince hits and Mister Warrior runs down to and around the ring, seemingly oblivious to the battles going on around him. He slides into the ring, bounces off all the ropes, and clotheslines the referee just as he gets to his feet! He then shakes the ropes and reaches to the sky, before jumping out and running to the back as the music continues to play. Quentin Benjamin looks on with a strange look on his face. COACH ...what the HELL was that about? COLE I don't know, but this Sunday, it's going to be all about the Heartland championship for all these men, as they challenge Brock Ausstin, as well as one another, in the Sunday Detention match at School's Out!

I thought Marshall did pretty good in the playoffs. Maybe it just appeared that way because he was totally useless when I had him on my fantasy team.

Yeah, I think Hughes got close to if not the same money Gilbert Arenas got when he came to Washington. As they say on Sesame Street, "one of these things is not like the other." I don't see the Nets trading Krstic, either.

I saw an AI-to-Minnesota rumor earlier today at HoopsHype.com, it just said "for their lottery pick and players." I assume Ricky Davis would be involved in this trade, but the lottery pick goes to the Clippers if it isn't in the top 10, which would mess the whole thing up.

That wasn't a flagrant, you guys. Livingston was totally out of control, all Bell did was swipe at the ball.

You do realize Slim and DA are going to kill you now.

Whoa, there's still two more rounds to play, Mavs.

We won that series!

The Hasselhoff pic was gold.

The Mavs definitely can win tonight, however. I picked the Spurs, and I'm not going against that, I just wanted to get that out there so it didn't seem like I was counting the Mavs out. If the Mavs win, I really think any of the three teams could come out of the West from there, though.

Shaq says the Heat are making no excuses about last season. You know, except all the whining about how he and Wade were playing hurt in that series.

I'm sure everyone has their reasons for not wanting to see the series, and I don't really have a problem with that, that's their opinion. But I get tired of reading about it every year. "I'm so tired of the Kobe/Shaq, LeBron, etc. media cocksucking!" later, when all those teams are out "Aww man, Spurs/Pistons? Boring~!" I won't complain if the Clippers and/or Mavs win, but it's the same shit here every year, and it just gets tiresome.

To be fair, Magic and Byron were hurt in that series, IIRC.

The Spurs advancing, however, means more crying from all the whiny ass cunts who claim they won't watch the Finals if the two best teams in the league advance again. I know for me, that's boredum at it's finest. Most of these same people, of course, were previously complaining about Kobe and/or LeBron being all over the media. This isn't wrestling, people.

Here's the match list: OAOAST Heartland title Sunday Detention Challenge Includes: Brock Ausstin © Thunderkid Reject Team Heyross Jumbo Colombian Heat Spanish Fly Mr. Boricua Tony Capella The Mad Cappa Thomas Rodriguez Mike Guerriero The South Central Militia Jack Beam Mister Warrior Any objections, let me know.

I want to use Mister Warrior for my match at School's Out. Who controls him.

This is all CWM's fault, btw.

Apparently the Suns are going to try to play Kurt Thomas on Monday. Not sure how smart it is to try to work a key player back into your lineup in a Game 7, but then Thomas doesn't have the role offensively that Amare has.

I picked the Spurs, Pistons, and Clippers at the start, and I'm not going to flip-flop now.

Thanks for cutting away from Avery's press conference so I could watch Barry Bonds strike out!

I'm going to add a segment.

Thunderkid vs Mr. Boricua Segments regarding the HL match at School's Out, I PROMISE.

*Cut to Josh Matthews backstage with Alfdogg and Thunderkid. Crowd goes crazy, obv.* JOSH Standing here with the World Heavyweight champion, Alfdogg, as well as Thunderkid...Alf, I just wanted to get your thoughts on your Stairway to Hell match with Peter Knight at School's Out. ALF You know, Josh...from the moment I took the title from Peter at AngleMania, I've been wondering just how long it was going to take him to go over the deep end. Well, I guess we found out when he proposed this match, didn't we? *crowd cheers as Josh sort of shrugs his shoulders and nods.* ALF I mean, does this guy have any idea what kind of matches I've gone through in my time here? Does he remember the Chamber of Hell at AngleSlam? Ironman Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal? The Christmas Deathmatch? All my wars with Sandman9000? *crowd cheers* ALF And now, he thinks he can walk out there and scare me with a little cage and a ladder? It's about time for Petey to figure out who he's dealing with. JOSH Well, certainly you've made a name for yourself over the past year in these type of matches, but you've also beat Knight, as you've mentioned, straight-up at AngleMania, and you also won a match at Living Angleously involving Knight and Brock Ausstin. ALF And I'm tired of hearing him run his mouth about not getting the fall on him in that match. And now, it seems, he wants to test his sadistic side? Well, he's in for a world of hurt at School's Out. *crowd cheers* JOSH Now, let's turn our attention to TK for a minute, next week, you've been signed for a match with the Lightning Crew's Mr. Boricua. But at Living Angleously, you were attacked by the leader of the Lightning Crew, Tha Puerto Rican. TK Yeah, I don't know what's running through PR's mind, Josh. But I'll make sure and get my message across to him next week, when I take out his flunkie. Now, unfortunately, I'm going to have to cut this thing short, because I've got some school supplies to pick up. *TK walks off as Josh looks at Alf. Alf shrugs at Josh, then follows TK out.* COLE Well, guys, that can only mean one thing, TK obviously will be a part of Brock's Sunday Detention Challenge at School's Out!