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That's the one reason I'm glad the Suns are out, even though I like them as a team overall. I'm really sick of Raja Bell.

Series starts Thursday in Dallas. I'll post the rest of the schedule when I find it. I got Dallas in 6.

One thing I just remembered. In the '02 Finals, a lot of people (Kenyon Martin, in particular) pointed the finger at KVH for his performance. Now he could win a ring before anyone on that team. How does that John Lennon song go, again?

A pile of monkey dong?

Outside the Lines tonight about an hour and a half from now will be about the NBA's age limit, if anyone's interested. I just watched the little preview at ESPN.com, seems like an interesting piece.

Another thing I forgot is Dale Davis being on the Pistons...this was probably his last good chance at a ring, too.

I guess ESPN forgot the last two years when Darko was in the Finals I'm sure this will lead to a zillion "SEE DETROIT SHUDOF DRAFTED WADE INSTED OF DARKO" remarks, as well.

All my matches always come out a lot shorter than they seem. I swear I timed my match out to 20:00, but it ends up being one of if not the shortest match on the card. I usually take hours to type up a match, and it still usually ends up being one of the shortest ones. It's frustrating.

THE CHAMP IS HERE! [i]Know Your Role 99[/i] hits and Tha Puerto Rican comes through the curtains as boos fill the arena. COLE And we're ready for a World title defense from Alfdogg, just four days after a Stairway to Hell match with Peter Knight! BUFFER [i]The following match is for the HEAVYWEIGHT championship of the WORLD! It is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds! He is a former THREE-TIME Puerto Rican champion, and recently, he held the OAOAST 24/7 championship, for one full year! Ladies and gentlemen, from San Juan, Puerto Rico, the challenger...THAAAAAAA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COACH And I think it's going to go down as the last mistake Alf made as World champion! PRL slides into the ring, as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg makes his way out. BUFFER [i]And his opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING TWO-TIME OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf makes his way down the aisle and slowly rolls into the ring, where he is immediately jumped by PRL! *DING DING DING* COLE And this match is underway! CABOOSE And unfortunately, I'm going to agree with Coach, I think Alf made a big mistake taking this match! PRL stomps away at Alf, backing him into a corner. He then whips him hard across the ring, and catches him coming out of the corner with a spinning wheel kick! PRL plays to the crowd, before whipping Alf into the ropes, and catching him with a Samoan drop! PRL applauds himself, drawing boos from the crowd, then covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Two-count for PRL, as Alf obviously not 100 percent here tonight, and it looks like you two are right about Alf's decision-making thus far! CABOOSE Maybe so, but I also know what Alf's capable of, and if anyone can pull out the win here, it's the champion of the World. Alf rolls into a corner, where PRL follows him and fires off right hands. PRL then brings Alf out and delivers a Russian legsweep, and drops fists right between the eyes of Alf! After three fistdrops, PRL goes for a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And another kickout by Alf, let's not forget, you heard at the beginning of the match that PRL is a three-time Puerto Rican champion, it was Alf that ended his third and final reign, about 11 months ago almost to the day! PRL whips Alf into the corner once again, and goes for a Stinger splash, but Alf moves out of the way! COLE And possibly an opening for Alf to mount a comeback here! Alf fires off a couple weak right hands, then goes for a suplex. PRL slides behind the back, and delivers a beautiful German suplex! 1... 2... NO! Alf kicks out! COLE It's been all PRL here in the early going! PRL picks Alf up, and gets him in suplex position. COACH Here we go, baby! We're about to crown a new champion! PRL picks Alf up, and delivers a vertical suplex! CABOOSE Looks like the Corporate Trifecta coming up! PRL lays for a second, then rolls through, picks Alf up, and delivers a second suplex! He lays for a second, rolls through once again, and picks Alf up another time, letting the blood rush to his head while doing the "You can't see me" hand gesture, then carries him to the ropes and delivers a slingshot suplex! PRL sits up and applauds himself, drawing boos from the crowd. PRL leans back and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Very arrogant cover by PRL there! COACH He can afford to do that at this point, though, look at Alf! CABOOSE When you've got a chance to be on top of the mountain for the first time in your career, you've got to give it everything, you're not going to get a pinfall like that in a world title match! PRL slowly walks over to the corner and climbs the top rope. COACH Looks like he's going for everything right here, 'Boose! PRL poses on the top rope to boos, then leaps off with the MAD CAPPA CRUSHER 2003~!!!...but Alf rolls out of the way! COLE And Alf JUST able to avoid that one, or we'd be looking at a new champ, I'm sure! The referee begins his count... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Alf sits up, and slowly gets to his feet. PRL follows, and is met with a right hand! Then another! A third! PRL goes to the eyes, and sets up THE ANNEXATION OF PUERTO RICO~!!! However, Alf backdrops out, and as PRL comes back at him, Alf gets a BELLY-YO-BELLY SUPLEX! Alf waits on PRL to get up, and goes for a superkick...but PRL ducks, and delivers the LATIN SLAM~!!! 1... 2... NO!!! Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE No, it's a two-count! COACH I thought that was it! CABOOSE Alf just can't get it going tonight! It's looking more and more like there's going to be a title change right here on HeldDOWN~! PRL goes into a corner, then waits for Alf to sit up. When he does, PRL comes at him with a NECKSNAP~! and the LIGHTNING SHOCK~!!! He picks Alf up slowly, taunting the crowd along the way, and tosses him outside the ring. He follows him out, and whips him into the steel steps! PRL then rolls back into the ring and applauds himself, and the crowd showers him with boos as Alf climbs back into the ring. COACH You're looking at the next champ, guys! PRL slaps Alf as he tries to get to his feet, then pulls his hair in an attempt to pick him up. The referee steps in to reprimand him, allowing Alf to deliver a low blow! COACH Come on, where you at, ref? CABOOSE I don't care what kind of shape you're in, that'll change the tide of any match! Alf delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~! to PRL, then slowly gets up and whips PRL into the corner. He walks in to follow, and delivers CHOPS~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Alf with another chop! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! A third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Alf then sets PRL on the buckles, follows him up, and delivers a SUPERPLEX~! COLE And Alf has finally got it cooking! Alf hops up, and the crowd goes crazy! PRL begs off, but Alf goes in and delivers a snap suplex! Alf then goes to the top rope, as the crowd noise escalates...and comes off for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 However, PRL brings the knees up, and Alf bounces off and goes flying all the way to the other side of the ring! CABOOSE But all it takes is one little move like that to put a guy like PRL back in the driver's seat! PRL signals the end, and grabs Alf, setting up the CORPORATE NIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111...however, as he starts to perform the move, Thunderkid hops out of the crowd and blasts him over the back with a chair! The referee immediately calls for the bell, disqualifying Alf! *DING DING DING* PRL turns over, and sees TK looking down on him, and immediately starts to beg off! COACH Ho, boy! TK, you really saved Alf's ass tonight! COLE TK has arrived, and you know PRL's cheap shots are fresh in his mind! TK starts to raise the chair in the air, when Vitamin X and the Cuban Wall rush down to the ring! TK meets VX with a shot to the head, then sends a shot to the gut of Wall, and slams the chair across his back! Mr. Boricua slides into the ring and catches one in the back, as well, as Alf uses a belly-to-belly to send VX right over the top to the floor! PRL slides out, as TK and Alf send Wall and Boricua over the top on opposite sides of the ring with stereo clotheslines! COLE And Alf and TK stand in the ring! COACH Alf's not standing all that tall! He better pray to God that PRL NEVER gets a rematch! The LC guys stand in the aisle, as Alf and TK stare them down from the ring. COLE Alf holds on by the skin of his teeth, thanks to TK, but you have to wonder what kind of retaliation the Lightning Crew has in store!

So of course, he scores nine points in a row after that post.

I've decided I want Dallas to win this series, if only because I'm getting really tired of Tim Thomas and his shitty John Cena impersonation. Luke Walton should have gotten a bonus for that foul, not a fine or suspension.

Fixed it.

Yeah, I do. I was able to go from 10 down to 9 with no problem when I wanted to, but I can't remember if I was still on 98 or if I had switched to XP.

OAOAST World title Alfdogg © vs Tha Puerto Rican Possibly a squash match or two.

I stand corrected...the '81 Celtics and '79 Washington Bullets also did it. Here are all the teams that have come back from down 3-1 1. Boston over Philadelphia, 1968 Eastern Conference Finals 2. Los Angeles over Phoenix, 1970 Western Conference Semifinals 3. Washington over San Antonio, 1979 Eastern Conference Finals 4. Boston over Philadelphia, 1981 Eastern Conference Finals 5. Houston over Phoenix, 1995 Western Conference Semifinals 6. Miami over New York, 1997 Eastern Conference Semifinals 7. Detroit over Orlando, 2003 First Round 8. Phoenix over LA Lakers, 2006 First Round

Yeah, so I downloaded this, and eventually decided I want to stick with 10 for a while. I may go back to 11 eventually, but does anyone know how to downgrade.

My closest HV is in Muncie. It's about a 20-minute drive, but I may check it out, don't really have anything else to do.

Best one I've seen yet. Yeah, that rocked. IIRC

Miami = 6/20 from the free throw line. Obviously they're not going to shoot that bad again. I think the Heat win Game 6, but if the Pistons pull it off, I'm sticking with my initial Detroit in 7 prediction. I don't see the Pistons losing a Game 7 at home. Also, for what it's worth, the only team to come back from a 3-1 deficit in the conference finals, is the 1968 Boston Celtics. This also led to Wilt Chamberlain demanding a trade, and going to the Lakers.

How about Nick Anderson in Game 1 of the '95 Finals.

This really has nothing to do with anything, but I thought it was funny.

Throw in Pau Gasol and Zach Randolph, and that's pretty much it for the elite guys. Harrington (unless he's changed his game a lot since leaving Indy) and KG are more mid-range guys, and Rasheed is a perimeter player, who all occasionally step into the post. You could throw Antawn Jamison in there with those guys, as well.

I don't so much think we need Living Angleously, either. Next year, the schedule could look like this Jan: Anglepalooza Mar/early Apr: AngleMania May: School's Out June: Great Angle Bash Aug: AngleSlam Sep/Oct: Zero Hour Nov: November Reign We'd have the New Year's special, and Battlebowl the 4th of July. Or maybe make Battlebowl part of the GAB starting next year and we could have it in early/mid July if need be.

So we're dropping LTP, and we're dropping Either Dirty Deeds or World Without End and Either November Reign or Climax this year, is what I'm gathering? I vote we keep NR over Climax. I don't so much care between the other two. If we drop WWE, we could do like a Halloween special in its place or something.

Figured I'd go with Baltimore since it was the traditional GAB site. Send everything to Tony149.