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EVERYONE GO CHECK THEIR E-MAILS.

I tweaked this a bit, I hope it's a little easier to follow now.

When I worked at McDonald's, a guy left me to unload the entire truck by myself, so I egged his Blazer.

Cartman even finds a way to bash the Colts in their bye week. Amazing.

The Czech Republic, your mom's so fat she put on a black shirt and everyone said "hey look, it's Free Willy."

Roy referenced the better Chappelle sketch.

Baron has those same magic healing powers as Vince Carter, the ones that kick in once you get a trade to a new team. If he still has those powers, the Warriors have a shot at sneaking in, but I don't like them better than Seattle.

World Without End, the next PPV.

^ I was alive for IU's last national title, too, but I was 4.

Remember, this should open the show, right after the pyro and what not. The light comes on to show the CSI entering the ring, joining 17 other men. BUFFER [i]The following contest is a TWENTY-MAN battle royal! The winner of this match, will be allowed to choose the right to face, later on tonight, one of the following men, in a championship match...the OAOAST 24/7 champion, Tha Puerto Rican...[/i] *crowd boos* [i]...the OAOAST X champion, Peter Knight...[/i] *crowd cheers* [i]...or the OAOAST Heartland champion, Alfdogg![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]And now, here are the participants. *holds up card* NARCISSISTIC NED and SARCASTIC SIMON, THE NNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MIDNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ECKSSSSSSSSSPRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]JINNNNNNGUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]NATHAN BLACK, JASPER ROMERO, collectively known as GLORY BY ANNNNNNNNNARCHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!![/i] *mixed reaction* [i]JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOHARRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]MIKE GUUUUERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]THE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBANNNNNNNN WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWALLLLLLLLL!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD CAPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]BOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]OOOOOOOOOOTAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]VITAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ECKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]THUNDERKID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] *mixed reaction* [i]CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN, collectively known as TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]CHRIS STEVENS, JAY RICHARDS, JUMBO, members of SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]And last, but not least...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* COLE And we're ready for a big battle royal to kick off HeldDOWN, and I really like the stip behind this, Coach! COACH Exactly, choose the right to face one of the three reigning singles champions, if you win this thing. An interesting thing would be, what happens if Vitamin X or the big Cuban Wall were to win this, what if one of them should choose to take on PRL tonight? COLE That's a great point, and it will be interesting to see, but let's get to action! *DING DING DING* COLE And HERE WE GO!!! The crowd cheers on as all 20 men go at it in a big mass brawl! The NNMX seem to pair off against Team Heyross, while Jumbo battles it out with the big Cuban Wall! Otaku II hits a big dropkick on Jasper of GBA! COACH Dangerous move to try in a battle royal, a dropkick, with all those bodies flying around! Meanwhile, Mike Guerriero has banded together with Chris Stevens and Jay Richards and have JINGUS on the ropes! COLE They're all going after the biggest guy in the match right away! Smart strategy! Reject runs over and grabs a leg, then Brock Ausstin motions for everyone to clear a path! COACH What's Brock going for here? Brock runs to one side of the ring, then comes back across and htis JINGUS with a BIG clothesline, which is enough to send him over to the floor! COLE The Devilman has been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: JINGUS eliminated: none eliminated by: Chris Stevens, Jay Richards, Mike Guerriero, Reject, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock gives an INTENSE~ yell out to the crowd, then DRILLS Guerriero with a clothesline! Brock is then swamped by Glory by Anarchy, who hammer on him and send him laying back into the ropes. The members of GBA then grab Brock around the neck, and attempt to throw him out on the other side. Brock, however, is able to block the move, slipping his arms behind and sending BOTH members of GBA over the ropes and to the protective mats below!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd & 3rd eliminations: Glory by Anarchy eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cappa goes to meet Brock, but is met with a foot to the gut. Brock then picks up Cappa on his shoulders, and sends him to the floor with an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111, right on top of the freshly eliminated Glory by Anarchy! COLE Brock Ausstin on a MAJOR roll here in the early going, and LISTEN to this crowd!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: The Mad Cappa eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock gives another INTENSE~ yell, then walks right into a BIG BOOT~ from the massive Cuban Wall! COACH But his momentum may have just been stopped short right there! Vitamin X joins his stablemate, dropping to the mat and ground pounding Brock as Wall lays the boots! Meanwhile, the NNMX hit a double goozle on Guerriero! They then set Guerriero up on the ropes for elimination, and eventually push him to the apron! Mike struggles to get back in as he's being stomped by both members of the NNMX, when suddenly Benjamin hits a big dropkick from behind, sending Simon over the top of Mike and to the floor! Ned then shoves Mike the rest of the way out, nearly on top of his own teammate! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Sarcastic Simon eliminated: none eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Mike Guerriero eliminated: JINGUS (co) eliminated by: Narcissistic Ned ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile, X and Wall have Brock in huge trouble on the ropes, but Otaku grabs the leg of X and attempts to eliminate him. Brock hammers on the back of X, and slides to his feet and slugs it out with Wall. COLE Lightning Crew had Brock in trouble for a brief time, but Otaku came over to his aid. COACH Why would Otaku do that? He should allow a guy like Brock to get eliminated! Bohemoth has Jumbo up for a slam, then carries him to the ropes and sets him towards the apron, when Jumbo's stablemates Stevens and Richards nail him from behind, sending him to the floor! They then turn around and attempt a double clothesline on Reject, who very alertly slides under the arms, far enough to kick Jumbo off of the apron and onto the floor! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Bohemoth eliminated: none eliminated by: Chris Stevens, Jay Richards ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: Jumbo eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Otaku charges X and gets backdropped to the apron! Otaku slugs it out with X on the apron, and starts to get the better of it, when suddenly X drops down and Otaku is met with a Wall BIG BOOT~ to the face! Needless to say, this results in the end of his night, as he falls from the apron to the floor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: Otaku II eliminated: none eliminated by: Cuban Wall ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wall then turns to hammer on Thunderkid, as Jamie O'Hara battles it out with Charlie Moss. Moss hits a nice belly-to-back suplex, as Wall floors TK with a running shoulder check! The camera cuts back wide to show O'Hara backdropping Moss to the floor! O'Hara waves goodbye to Moss, and Moss waves back and motions for O'Hara to turn around. When he does, he's met with a big superkick from Moss's partner, Quentin Benjamin, and sent to the floor at Moss's feet! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10th elimination: Charlie Moss eliminated: none eliminated by: Jamie O'Hara ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th elimination: Jamie O'Hara eliminated: Charlie Moss eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wall sets up Thunderkid for a powerbomb, but is hit with a big spinning heel kick from Reject, which knocks him into the ropes! TK then gets up, and joins Reject in a double clothesline which end's Wall's night! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12th elimination: Cuban Wall eliminated: Otaku II eliminated by: Thunderkid, Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ned hits a savate kick to the ribs of Brock, then turns around and celebrates to the crowd, not knowing the kick had zero effect on the abs of the big monster! COACH Uh...Ned... Ned turns around, and gets huge eyes as Brock lifts Ned overhead in a press slam, and walks over and tosses him to the floor on top of Wall! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Narcissistic Ned eliminated: Mike Guerriero eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TK measures Benjamin, and sends him to the floor with a big clothesline! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: Quentin Benjamin eliminated: Sarcastic Simon, Jamie O'Hara eliminated by: Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And we are down to six men, Coach! COACH It's Stevens and Richards of the CSI, Thunderkid and Reject, Vitamin X of the Lightning Crew, and big Brock Ausstin! The six men surround the ring, then pair off as the crowd goes wild! Reject hammers it out with Vitamin X, TK goes head-to-head with Chris Stevens, and Brock Ausstin works over Jay Richards in the corner. TK tosses Stevens to the apron, where Stevens lands and pulls himself into a corner. TK then goes over to assist Reject, as they pick up Vitamin X... ...and drop him with the CATEGORY SIX~!!!!!11111 COLE X flattened with the Category Six by TK & Reject! Brock goes to the corner to grab Stevens, who hits Brock with a LOW BLOW~!!! Stevens then comes out of the corner and attempts a SUPERKICK on Reject, but Reject ducks and picks up Stevens in an electric chair position and dumps him over the top! COLE OH!!! COACH NO, Chris Stevens hangs on again! As Jay hammers on TK in the ring, Stevens gives Reject a shoulder shot to the gut, then sets up a suplex on the apron. COLE Stevens going to try a suplex to the floor here, perhaps... Richards attempts a piledriver on TK, but TK grabs the legs and sets him up for a slingshot! Stevens lifts Reject up for the suplex, only to collide with his own stablemate, courtesy of a slingshot from TK! Both Reject and Stevens go tumbling to the floor! COACH Oh, no! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15th elimination: Reject eliminated: JINGUS (co), Cuban Wall (co), Jumbo eliminated by: Chris Stevens ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16th elimination: Chris Stevens eliminated: JINGUS (co), Bohemoth (co), Reject eliminated by: Jay Richards ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE More mishaps within CSI, and we're down to the final four! [b]Final Four: Brock Ausstin, Jay Richards, Thunderkid, Vitamin X[/b] TK staggers to the ropes, where he's clotheslined over and to the floor by Brock Ausstin! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17th elimination: Thunderkid eliminated: Cuban Wall (co), Quentin Benjamin eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vitamin X sluggishly grabs a leg of Brock Ausstin, but Brock gives him a sledge to the back, then picks him up in F-STUNNER-5 position... COLE Vitamin X about to take a ride! Suddenly, Richards hits a huge dropkick to the back of Brock, and Brock drops X to the floor! Brock hangs upside down on the top rope, and Richards give one last push.... .... ....and SENDS BROCK TO THE FLOOR~!!! COLE THAT'S IT!!! COACH JAY DID IT!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 18th elimination: Vitamin X eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19th elimination: Brock Ausstin eliminated: JINGUS (co), Nathan Black, Jasper Romero, The Mad Cappa, Narcissistic Ned, Thunderkid, Vitamin X eliminated by: Jay Richards ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ********************************************************** WINNER: Jay Richards eliminated: JINGUS (co), Bohemoth (co), Chris Stevens, Brock Ausstin ********************************************************** *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the battle royal...JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] [i]Saturday Night's All Right[/i] plays as Jay staggers around the ring and attempts to taunt the crowd. COACH And you have to wonder who Jay will choose to face tonight! He has a shot at Alf coming this Sunday at World Without End already, there's a possibility he could become a double champion within the span of three days! COLE We'll find out, but right now, we have to send you backstage!

OK, I have to work tomorrow, so I kind of have to have this done tonight. So here's the deal. I have 8 spots open. The only guys I'm absolutely excluding from the BR are the guys who I already see have a match, and the ME-level guys (unless one of those guys wants in). I'm getting ready to write the BR right now, so if there's anyone you absolutely do not want in the BR, let me know before tomorrow morning.

East 1. Miami* 2. Indiana* 3. New Jersey* 4. Detroit 5. Cleveland 6. Philadelphia 7. Chicago 8. Washington/New York/Orlando West 1. San Antonio* 2. Denver* 3. Sacramento* 4. Houston 5. Dallas 6. Phoenix (don't forget Amare's injury) 7. Utah 8. LA Lakers/Seattle

Oh, and Denver is winning the Northwest, too.

They got Vince Carter, who was magically able to stay healthy after getting a trade from Toronto, plus RJ was injured for most of last season, as well. They'll win the division, but Philly will give them a run if they're able to click for a whole season.

So am I.

I have a few images I want to put together and make an animated avatar. Can someone tell me how I can do this, programs, etc. This is different from the one Loaded Glove posted, because it's images and not video clips.

Shit, I just remembered he was from Indiana. They would have the only wrestler from my homestate playing a retard, those fuckers.

Lies.

It was. So you're right in asking if we're using the normal ramp. And we are! Old school ramp = RATINGS & BUYRATES! Honest to goodness, I ordered the Great American Bash 2000 because I thought the ramp was going to be used (WCW brought it back for a few Nitros and Slamboree). Boy was I disappointed. I used the door by the scoreboard on the Red Monster for my entrance.

*Backstage, Josh Matthews spots Jay Richards coming into the arena...alone.* JOSH Jay, can I get a word with you...where's Chris Stevens? Where's Jumbo? Where's CSI? RICHARDS Fuck if I know where they are. And, frankly, fuck if I CARE. You saw the way Chris Stevens, in a blatant act of ego and jealousy, intentionally cost me my match against Alfdogg three days ago on HeldDOWN. It's ridiculous, the guy's been jealous of me ever since I pinned Alf in that six-man tag a couple weeks ago. As far as where Jumbo is? I don't know. But I DO know that he remembers who his TRUE friend is in this whole thing, and that's ME. So I trust that he'll do the right thing out there tonight. And as far as where CSI is...you can forward this to Chris when he gets here...Chris, you can kiss my ASS. As of right now, as far as I'm concerned, CSI...is DEAD. *Jay storms off to the cheers of the crowd, leaving Josh with a shocked look on his face.*

[i]Saturday Night's All Right[/i] hits and Jay Richards comes through the curtains, getting a mixed reaction from the crowd. COLE The Heartland title getting ready to be defended, right now! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing first, hailing from Orange City, Iowa, and weighing in at 199 pounds...a member of the CSI...JAY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE Jay Richards, who earlier tonight won a 20-man battle royal for the right to earn this title match. COACH That's right, and he actually had a choice between the three occupied singles titles, but chose to face Alf tonight, one-on-one, perhaps wanting to prove a point to Chris Stevens after scoring a pinfall on Alf last week! *a replay is shown of the finish to the six-man tag the previous week.* Richards gets into the ring and gabs with some fans, then stretches himself on the ropes as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg comes down the aisle to a big pop. BUFFER [i]And his opponent...weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former Heavyweight champion of the World, and the reigning, and defending, OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf rolls into the ring and poses in the corner with the belt, then hands it to the referee and bounces around the ring. *DING DING DING* Alf and Richards circle the ring, then tie up and Alf grabs a headlock. Richards grabs the hair and pulls Alf to the ropes, then sends him off to the other side, but gets taken down with a shoulderblock. Richards rolls right over to his feet, then runs past Alf to the ropes. Alf picks up Richards for a side slam, but Richards spins through and takes Alf over with a headscissors! COACH Nice recovery by Jay there, he realizes he's not going to win with strength and size, so he goes straight to flying moves. Alf sits in the corner and thinks things over. He then gets up and circles the ring again, then goes for a tieup. Richards ducks under and grabs a rear waistlock. Alf walks around the ring attempting to escape, before finally sending Richards from the ring with a leverage move! Richards slaps the apron and slides right back into the ring, but Alf catches him with a headlock takeover! Richards headscissors Alf, but Alf KIPS UP to escape, and catches Richards with a superkick, sending him from the ring once again! Richards stays outside this time and regains his thoughts. COLE Well, Richards was able to mount a slight bit of offense, but it didn't last long and the champ is in control here. Richards slides back in the ring, and goes to the eyes of Alf. He then goes for an Irish whip, but Alf reverses and catches him with a back elbow! Alf then waits for Richards to get to his feet, and clotheslines him down! He picks Richards up...snap suplex! Alf then goes to the top... COLE Well, the way things are going right now, Alf looks like he could avenge last week's loss in a hurry! Alf waits for Richards to get to his feet, then leaps off the top, but Richards catches him on the way down with a jumping spin wheel kick! Richards catches his breath, then positions Alf, and hits a SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT!!! Cover... 1.......... 2...................... Kickout! COACH Alf able to kick out there, but the tide has definitely turned in this match! Richards actually gets smatterings of cheers from the crowd, as he picks up Alf and gives him a snap suplex! Richards with another quick cover... 1......... 2................ Kickout! Richards takes Alf over to the corner, and hangs him in a tree of woe position! He then slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from ringside! COACH And now the weapons come into play! Richards runs around the ring and slides in on an opposite corner. He then holds the chair up to the audience, before running across the ring and dropkicking it into Alf's face!!! Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! COACH OH MAN! Alf takes a chair to the face right there! Alf falls from the buckles, and Richards hooks both legs... 1....... 2............ Alf kicks out!!! Richards grabs the chair again, and waits for Alf to get to his feet. Richards measures as Alf turns around...CRACK!!! Chairshot to the skull! Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! COLE Alf taking a VICIOUS beating here at the hands of Jay Richards, and you have to wonder if a message is in fact being sent to Chris Stevens with this! Jay grabs Alf by the hair and holds him up for a second, then smears Alf's blood on the chair and holds it up with one hand, showing it to the crowd! COACH And Alf has been busted wide open here by Jay Richards! Richards tosses the chair down and covers again... 1....... 2.............. Alf gets a shoulder up!!! COLE But Alf refusing to quit here, in defense of his Heartland title! And even if Jay somehow does fail to take Alf's title here, he'll get another shot in three days at World Without End! COACH But this time, so will his alleged "friend", Chris Stevens, and SO will the monster, Brock Ausstin! Richards stands at Alf, taunting him as he pulls himself up by the pants of Richards...long enough to hit a LOW BLOW on him! Richards falls to the mat in pain, and Alf slowly rolls out of the ring. Alf finds a KENDO STICK underneath the ring! COACH Uh oh, now Alf's got a weapon! Alf also grabs a trash can and lid and rolls them inside the ring, then rolls into the ring and grabs the lid. Alf pulls himself to his feet, then tosses the lid to Richards, who catches it in front of his face, then has it SMACKED INTO his face by Alf's kendo stick!!! Alf then grabs the trash can and places it over Richards, then grabs his legs and flips over for a pinning combination! 1......... 2.................. But Richards rolls out of it (because he's in a trash can, which is round, making it easier to roll, see.) and tries to roll to the outside, but gets caught in the ropes because the trashcan is too fat! Alf grabs Richards by the leg and drags him back to the center, then stands up the trashcan so that Richards is upside down! He then grabs the chair, then looks at Richards' groin area (not in *that* way, though, because that would be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.), and the crowd cheers in anticipation. COACH I don't think I like what's coming for Jay here... And indeed, Alf takes the chair and jams it into Richards' crotch! Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! The can falls over with Richards inside, and the crowd cheers on Alf. Alf pulls Richards out of the trashcan, and hooks a SHARPSHOOTER!!! COLE The Sharpshooter is locked in! Alf looking to retain by submission here! Richards screams out in pain as he reaches for the ropes! He inches closer...and closer...until Alf pulls him back into the center! Richards lays flat to gather up a burst of strength, then pulls himself back to the ropes, this time managing to reach them! Alf holds on to the move for a four count, then releases as Richards grabs the trashcan lid! Alf pulls Richards back to the center and attempts to lock in the hold again! But as he steps through, Richards swings the lid up and hits Alf in the forehead! Alf falls to the mat, and Richards crawls into a corner. Richards then gets up and climbs to the top rope...and comes off with a guillotine legdrop!!! Cover... 1......... 2.................... Kickout!!! COACH BEAUTIFUL legdrop by Richards, but Alf still won't give in! Richards now climbs outside the ring and grabs...a LADDER!!! COLE Uh-oh... Richards pushes the ladder into the ring as Alf starts to come to, then picks it up and knocks Alf to the mat with it! He then gives Alf a Russian legsweep onto the ladder, then goes out to the apron! COLE This could be it here! Jay Richards could be walking into World Without End as the new OAOAST Heartland champion! Richards springs onto the top rope, and comes off with the TORNADO MOONSAULT~!!!!!11111 But Alf moves, and Richards does a backflip RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER!!! COACH Nobody home, and Richards tastes the ladder! Alf pulls himself to his feet, and Richards gets up to walk right into a BELLY-TO-BELLY suplex! Both men lay on the mat for a few seconds, then Richards walks into another suplex, this one of the T-BONE variety! Alf gets up a little quicker this time, and picks him up in vertical suplex position, then carries him over, and drops down, bringing Richards RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER!!! COLE Can you IMAGINE the pain that must be going through the body of Jay Richards right now? Alf drops a quick leg, leaving Richards prone on the ladder! Alf mounts the top rope once again... COACH Here we go, Cole! Alf leaps off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 But Richards was able to grab hold of the trash can, and holds it up for Alf to land face-first into! Alf falls backwards, but is able to get up rather quickly. Richards follows him up...and attempts to lock in the CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 COLE Richards going for the Crossface! If he hooks it, we'll have a new champion! But JUST before Richards can hook it in all the way, Alf is able to slip behind, and gives Richards a dragon sleeper suplex, sending him over the top to the floor! Alf then runs to meet JUMBO, who has run into the ring! COACH Here comes the cavalry, Cole! Jumbo hammers away at Alf, then whips him into the ropes. Alf ducks a big boot, then hits Jumbo with a big superkick, sending him staggering backwards into the ropes, before clotheslining him over them! Richards just rolls back into the ring, and suckers Alf in to hook the CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 COLE THERE IT IS!!! He's got it sunk in this time! Alf tries desperately to reach the ropes with his free arm, but starts to fade and drops to his knees! Richards then lays on his back, and the referee raises Alf's arm as the crowd counts along! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THREE!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! Alf is BARELY able to keep it up! Alf fights to his feet, then kicks off the nearest corner, rolling on top of Stevens in a pinning combination! 1.............. 2............................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NO!!!!! Richards lets go of the hold just in time! Alf reverses an Irish whip, and Richards comes back with a CRUCIFIX...but releases his legs from the hold and reapplies the CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING once again!!! COACH It's locked in again!!! At this point, Chris Stevens slides in on an opposite corner, and waits for Jay to turn Alf towards him. When he finally does, Chris goes for a superkick! ... But Alf is able to get away, and the kick connects with Richards!!! COACH OH NO!!! Stevens' kick accidentally connecting with Richards, who's down! *an instant replay then reveals that Stevens did a shuffle as Alf was moving, then went ahead with the kick on his cohort!* COLE That didn't look accidental from the replay, Coach! COACH What are you implying? COLE ...that it wasn't an accident, what the FUCK do you think??? :stupid: Alf gives Stevens a shot with the trashcan, sending him from the ring! Alf then climbs the top once again... FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1............ 2........................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of this bout...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG![/i] COLE Well, NOW we know who will go into World Without End as the Heartland champion in three days from Cleveland, Ohio! And I think Chris Stevens is going to have some explaining to do to his associate! Alf pulls himself to his feet, and raises the belt, then spots Brock Ausstin standing at the entranceway! Brock mockingly claps his hands in approval, and Alf raises the belt once again, making sure Ausstin sees it.

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