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Tinsley and Magloire also played 67 games combined last year. I say do the trade.

I'd like the battle royal to open the show, since no one's called it yet.

So is this a donut cut in half like a bun, or is it eaten between two whole donuts?

*the camera cuts backstage to Josh Matthews, who is with Jay Richards. JOSH I'm standing here with Jay Richards, who won a 20-man battle royal earlier tonight, and Jay, as a result, you can choose whether later tonight, you wrestle for the 24/7 title, the X title, or the Heartland title. RICHARDS That's right, Josh, and I have come to a dec... *Chris Stevens interrupts.* STEVENS What the hell are you doing out there? RICHARDS Look, Chris, it was an accident. The guy slingshotted me into you... STEVENS If you're going to eliminate me, at least be a man and do it face-to-face. JOSH Well, it looked like you guys were "face-to-face" to me. *the crowd laughs as Stevens and Richards both shoot an angry glare Josh's way.* RICHARDS Tonight, I'm going to make it up to you, Chris. STEVENS What? RICHARDS I've already told Calvin who I plan to face tonight, and tonight, I'm challenging Alfdogg for the Heartland title, one-on-one. *crowd cheers* STEVENS Now wait a minute, Jay, this isn't how the plan was supposed to go... RICHARDS Well, to be perfectly frank...I think your plan SUCKS. *crowd cheers* RICHARDS I beat Alf last week, and this week, I'm going to do it again. And this time, I'm going to do something you couldn't do, and take his title. *Richards walks out of the room, leaving Stevens and Jumbo with shocked looks on their faces.*

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Earl Boykins

Oh, you asshole. I just read about Grant Hill's injury a few minutes ago and was hoping he'd slide to me.

Because of the beauty of Melina, can't you read.

CWM's trying to throw you under the bus for his bad gimmicks

I remember Banky's Laker colors at UGS that one time

You're just mad because I called you on your gimmick

SO SEZ YOU!

20-man battle royal Winner gets their choice of a Heartland, X, or 24/7 title match. PM me if you want a spot, but I can't promise one to everyone.

Dangerous A pinjockey Krankor

...we did?

So instead we'd see "HHH beats Flair to a bloody pulp and wins by pinfall"

Cena's Writer Cartman AgentBond34

Well, there goes the season. Artest is on the NBA preview cover, too. Fuck.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because any Mexican who can run, jump, or swim is already in the US.

SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!

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Whose jersey is consistently the best selling? AI Actually, it's Shaq.

What's the definition of mass confusion? Father's Day in Harlem.

Dusty turned in the Hall/Zbyszko match at Souled Out 98.

I was looking through cawthon's site for these house shows, and they had the most random people running in to save Hogan from attacks. I mean, Greg Valentine?