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...I didn't see her until the Conference Finals.

Shaq offered another one on SC yesterday: "I wish I'd have had someone like Karl when I came into the league, but I didn't. I came into the league buck-naked, had to raise myself. I'm like the Tarzan of the NBA."

Did Jermaine O'Neal fake his injury to make your prediction come true? Also, Flyboy told me at SNKT a couple days ago about a time when Vince Carter had himself taken out of a tight game, late in the fourth quarter...because he was having trouble with his braces. Also, in a meeting with Larry Bird, Al Harrington said he'd like to be moved if his role isn't increased. I can't say I'd miss him.

Brad Miller, rebutting KG's speech: "I'll bring my shot gun, my bow-and-arrow, my fuckin' four wheel drive and four wheelers, and run over 'em."

No Vince Carter?

This is from SC Sunday: "Those cheers could turn to jeers if Smarty comes up short at the Belmont. But the boos won't affect Smarty...he's a horse."

Funny you should say that, as Boston also has three first-rounders.

Paging Mr. Agent...

I'm just here for the free hookers.

His game winner against the Bulls in the 98 ECFs. I was disappointed not to see his 25-point quarter against the Knicks.

Link~

Here are some trade rumors that I found: NY trades Kurt Thomas to Portland for Shareef Abdur-Rahim Bulls trade the #3 pick in the draft to the Pacers for Al Harrington, if the Pacers will also take one of their "bad contracts" Some other stuff: "As many as a dozen teams" have talked to the Magic about a trade for the #1 pick. The Suns apparently have no interest in trading the necessary players to get McGrady. Marcus Fizer will be left unprotected for the expansion draft. Troy Hudson wants to stay in Minnesota, but his agent wants to renegotiate. Source: insidehoops.com

I must second this question.

This man should just never touch the ball, period.

Was that the game where Fisher flopped and left Bibby wide open for the game-winner?

On SC last night, they said that Eddie Rush (one of the refs) was overheard asking someone how many fouls Shaq had. Make of this what you will.

I won't say a word.

...but you're right.

You're wrong.

Well what kind of message boarder are you.

That new redhead on SC is kinda cute.

Hats off to the Pistons...you certainly deserved this far more than us. Good Luck against LA. Part of me wants the Pistons to win, just so LA doesn't...but part of me wants LA to win, so Malone and Payton get their rings and so Phil breaks Red's record and they all get the F out.

That sounds like a good plan, actually. I should try it.

Congrats Paul~