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Jumbo & Deuce Deuce Bigelow vs Panic at the Disco, pending permission to use Biff.

Two huge matches will be announced this week on HD.

25 speed limit on that road? WTF.

Well, I don't really want to skip a show, but I'm pretty limited in what I can do until Ed posts his match. I'll see what I can do.

"Hardee's Chicken Strips: Because you don't want to know what's in a nugget." I think was the first pitch from that campaign. I actually worked at Hardee's when they came out with the line of Angus burgers and that whole campaign.

Here's the thing with Choken One. Obviously everyone knows it's Hawk 34, but the first time I was on the staff, the consensus from the rest of the mods seemed to be that he'd "gotten better" as a poster, and wasn't worthy of a re-banning after slipping under the radar for so long. So I never brought up the possibility, not wanting to step on toes. CronoT was a different story, as there had been recent discussion that he was InuYasha, and no one really seemed to give a shit if he was dumped, so that was the first thing I did after coming onto the staff.

Ironically, the mascot for the Golden State Warriors is named Thunder, as well.

I think it might be a good idea to skip HD this week, due to the PPV situation. Tommorrow will have been a week since the last show, anyway.

I trashed the regular OAOAST folder and the WDW folder, and moved all their topics into this one, and all of the WDW shows into the Home Entertainment folder. Just thought I'd let you know so no one freaks out or anything.

Still have the list bookmarked, here it is. Wrestling Urban Legends

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We're still waiting on the World title match and the Usual Suspects/Enterprise match isn't completely finished yet. Once one of those happens, it'll probably get posted.

Roberts missed SummerSlam 89 because he had to have a disc removed from his neck. DiBiase took credit for the injury on the TV shows.

OK. 3 points for 1st place, 2 for 2nd, 1 for 3rd. Winner: Black Lushus - 10 jwest27 - (2) 9 The Man In Blak - (2) 9 Gert T - (2) 8 alfdogg - (2) 7 Youth N Asia - (1) 7 CanadianChris - (1) 5 Jer - (1) 4 Separate Ways - 4 foleyfanforever88 - 2 The Ghost of bps21 - 1

I'll have the results in a few minutes.

I can't remember if he was ever banned from WDI or not, or if he just disappeared. I know he was banned from TSM and New Millennium Blues.

He ended up banned from there as well, IIRC. However, netslob goes down as the only one to pull off the TSM/WDI/Pit banning trifecta. Truly a prestigious honor.

Wasn't he also the one who worked at Target or somewhere while holding the ECW title?

The injury is acknowledged on WWE.com.

Still waiting on lists from Black Lushus, Gert T and Porter. If I don't have them by around this time tomorrow, I'll just post the results I have.

Washington at N.Y. Giants (3.5) (3.5) Detroit at Atlanta (1.5) Cincinnati at Baltimore (1.5) Seattle at Buffalo (3.5) N.Y. Jets at Miami Kansas City at New England (16.5) Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5) St. Louis at Philadelphia (7.5) Houston at Pittsburgh (6.5) (3.5) Jacksonville at Tennessee (4.5) Dallas at Cleveland Carolina at San Diego (9.5) (2.5) Arizona at San Francisco Chicago at Indianapolis (9.5) Minnesota at Green Bay (2.5) (3.5) Denver at Oakland Colts - 27

That same logic was used for Booker T heading into WM19, was it not?

I am done with TLC, just for the record. I was waiting as long as I could to post it, because there's a big surprise.

The first two can go anywhere (after what's already been posted), the last one needs to go immediately before the main event. (PRL doesn't write Coach into his matches, and this segment will explain why he's not out there.) Cut backstage, where Vinny Valentine and Biff Atlas sit in their locker room. VINNY Yo Biffster, it's about time to get Magic like a Johnson! You with us? Vinny sprinkles some stuff onto his index finger, and raises it up to Biff's face, which causes Biff to back away. BIFF I don't do that stuff, Vinny! Biff opens the door, just as Tony is taking a swig of vodka, and hits Tony, causing him to spill some on his shirt. TONY ASSHOLE! YOU MADE ME SPILL! BIFF Well, ex-cuuuuuuuuuse me, princess! TONY I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK! Biff walks out of the room, and Tony walks in, followed by the Burrough Boys and a gang of other wrestlers. Vinny and the BB's exchange pleasantries, and everyone begins to get in the festive mood, as we go back to Sofa Central. Cut backstage, where Reject talks with Alfdogg. REJECT Things are crazy around here! I've got announcers attacking me, Josie sticking mystery opponents in on us...what's going on here? I'm sick of getting disrespected like this. Alf takes his time to respond. ALF I know how you feel, R-Man. And I'm sick of it, too. REJECT I mean, why isn't the message getting across? No matter what we do. And then Bohemoth goes and tears some girl's dress up a little bit, and he's all over the news, people coming out of the woodwork to make excuses for him. ALF Well, to be fair, he did RAPE a girl. That's probably deserving of some coverage. *crowd boos* ALF But I get your point. REJECT I mean, it's like no one pays attention to the Deadly Alliance anymore. ALF Hey. Alf turns and looks at Reject. ALF Don't worry about it. Okay? I know the night's not going well for us...but people [i]will[/i] take notice of the Deadly Alliance again. And it starts TONIGHT. Alf looks at Reject, and gives a sly grin as he walks off, which Reject reciprocates. *back to Sofa Central* COLE What does he mean by that? COACH I don't know, but you can bet it'll be something to remember coming from Alf and the Deadly Alliance! COLE Well folks, our main event is up next, with Brickston challenging the World champion, Tha Puerto Rican, in a 60-minute Iron Man match! This should be a classic confrontation, Coach. Cole turns to Coach, but finds only his empty chair. COLE ...Coach? The camera then catches Coach sprinting halfway down the aisle, before cutting to the back, to a smoke-filled locker room, where Vinny Valentine, Tony Tourettes, Jumbo, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Felix Strutter, the Burrough Boys, and the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew stand in a big circle, arms around one another, moving back and forth. GROUP AS DAYYYYYYYYYS GOOOOOOOOOOO BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TONY WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR HOUSE WITH HAPPINESS! GROUP AS DAYYYYYYYYYS GOOOOOOOOOOO BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY At that point, Coach bursts in the door, and jumps in the middle of the circle. COACH THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU! ROOM FOR ME! FOR GENTLE HEARTS AN OPPORTUNITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Everyone has a weird look at first, but welcome Coach into the circle, as he joins arms with Vinny and Sweet Lucius Soul. GROUP AS DAYYYYYYYYYS GOOOOOOOOOOO BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TONY IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE OF THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! The group finishes off the piano and violin portions of the song by saying "da da da" to the tune of the song, as Tony jumps in the middle of the circle and pumps his fists in the air. The group then converges and starts to cheer, as Coach gets a joint from Vinny. COACH Hold on, how about this one? Coach urges the circle back together. COACH WHEN THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRLD NEVER SEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS GROUP TO BE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING UP TO YOUR DREAMS, SUDDENLY YOU'RE FINDING OUT, THE FACTS OF LIFE ARE ALL ABOUT YOU! YOUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUU As the groups continues to sing, the camera cuts back out to Michael Cole.