Jesse Ventura after Duggan's match at WM5 (the one where he had snot hanging out of his nose) 
  
"Look at that snot, Gorilla, that's disgusting!  Makes me wanna puke!" 
  
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Gorilla: "Here comes the not-so-Macho Man in my book..." 
Jesse: "It's Macho Man, Monsoon.  I don't call you "orangutang", do I?" 
  
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Gorilla: Know what it takes to become a sumo grand champion, Brain? 
Brain: You have to eat over 1100 bowls of rice in an hour. 
  
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Brain: "Know why Knobs has that patch  on his head?" 
Tony: "Why?" 
Brain: "He's a brain donor." 
  
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Brain (calling an instant replay of Bull Nakano): Look at the hair!  Okerlund would kill for a head of hair like that! 
  
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Vince: Jake will not be here tonight, he is currently at his home in Stone Mountain, GA... 
Jerry: Stone Mountain, GA?  Since when is the Betty Ford Clinic in Stone Mountain, GA? 
  
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Randy Savage at WM9: "Hanging from the rafters!...if there were rafters.  The Roman Coliseum doesn't HAVE rafters.  But I'll tell what they do have...they have columns, and they're hanging from the columns! 
  
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Gorilla on a Coliseum tape:  "Elizabeth led  down to the ring by a couple short fat guys..." 
  
later in the match, when the cameraman shoots Sherri's ass: 
  
"Good thing we're using our wide-angle lenses..." 
  
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Gorilla at SurvS 89:  "I don't care whether you got a Z on the side of your head or not, that's not legal." 
  
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Gorilla: "Two-count only for Slaughter..." 
Brain: "In Iraq, you only have to count to two." 
  
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Gorilla: "Stu and  Helen Hart with a very concerned look on their faces..." 
Brain: "Know why they're concerned?  They snuck in, they're scared the usher's gonna get them!" 
  
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Gorilla:  I have a hard time telling these Beverlys apart, Brain. 
Brain: Beau's the one with the blond hair. 
  
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Gorilla: "There it is!  El Paso Del Monte!" 
Brain: "What'd you say, Extra Hot Pace Picante?" 
  
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Brain: "Give me one Monsoon...Whooo!  C'mon, spit that banana out and do it!"  
  
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Brain: "You can't take Skinner fishing with you." 
Savage: "Why's that?" 
Brain: "He eats the bait." 
  
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Jesse to Mean Gene: "You've never done anything athletic in your  life except tie your shoes!   And I noticed you're wearing velcros now!" 
  
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Gorilla: "What exactly is Elizabeth's function?" 
Jesse: "Look at her Gorilla...if you can't figure it out, you're too old for me to tell you." 
  
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Dusty Rhodes: "He  got him hangin' on there like a rubblyding!"  (don't ask.) 
  
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JR: "You know that Bret Hart and Steve Austin just hate each other..." 
Jerry: "Everybody  hates Bret Hart." 
  
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JR: "Will you stop with all these penis innuendos?" 
King: "JR, you said penis!" 
  
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JR: "The Rock just put Billy Gunn's face into that  large woman's ass!" 
  
I'll have more later.