alfdogg

Quit stealing my jokes, DH.

If Stern has his way, we'll get a Lakers-Knicks series, no matter HOW badly the Knicks suck.

Okay then. Sorry Bob.

Are you going to apologize for saying "apologise"?

It's not always a damn carry, BR.

^ wins

Here ya go: (Playoff teams in bold) Atlantic Division 1. New Jersey 2. Philadelphia 3. Orlando 4. Boston 5. New York 6. Washington 7. Miami Central Division 1. Detroit 2. Indiana 3. New Orleans 4. Chicago 5. Toronto 6. Cleveland 7. Atlanta 8. Milwaukee Midwest Division 1. San Antonio 2. Dallas 3. Minnesota 4. Houston 5. Memphis 6. Denver 7. Utah Pacific Division 1. L.A. Lakers 2. Sacramento 3. Phoenix 4. Seattle 5. Portland 6. L.A. Clippers 7. Golden State Playoffs East New Jersey over Chicago in 5 Philadelphia over New Orleans in 7 Indiana over Orlando in 7 Detroit over Boston in 6 New Jersey over Philadelphia in 6 Indiana over Detroit in 7 New Jersey over Indiana in 7 West San Antonio over Seattle in 5 Minnesota over Dallas in 7 Sacramento over Houston in 6 L.A. Lakers over Phoenix in 5 San Antonio over Minnesota in 6 L.A. Lakers over Sacramento in 7 San Antonio over L.A. Lakers in 7 Finals San Antonio over New Jersey in 7 MVP - Tim Duncan, San Antonio Rookie of the Year - Carmelo Anthony, Denver Most Improved Player - Scot Pollard, Indiana Defensive POTY - Ben Wallace, Detroit Coach of the Year - I can't decide, but it's out of Nate McMillan, Paul Silas and Hubie Brown. 6th Man of the Year - Bobby Jackson, Sacramento Scoring champ - Tracy McGrady Rebounding champ - Ben Wallace Assist champ - Gary Payton Steals champ - Allen Iverson (I'll leave the jokes up to you) Blocks champ - Theo Ratliff All-NBA first team Tim Duncan Kevin Garnett Shaquille O'Neal Tracy McGrady Jason Kidd 2nd team Jermaine O'Neal Dirk Nowitzki Ben Wallace Kobe Bryant (not Kobe hate, just playing with Malone and Payton now won't allow him the stats to make first team) Allen Iverson 3rd team Chris Webber Shawn Marion Yao Ming Paul Pierce Ray Allen (this is my sentimental pick, he doesn't get nearly the credit he deserves. Best two guard in the league aside from T-Mac and Kobe, IMO.) All-defense will probably be the same as last year. All-rookie will be Carmelo, LeBron, Darko and some other guys.

Umm...I just posted one of these last week. But to be kind, I'll give them to you again in this one. Just give me a sec.

Sorry, I did my math wrong. It's only a paltry $50.5 million.

BTW, how are the Red Sox playing the A's when the Yanks had the best record? Shouldn't they be facing the Yankees?

If Kevin Garnett signs his contract extension, we're looking at him making $60.7 MILLION in the final year of it.

Does anyone else want to see a Cubs-Red Sox Series?

You RAYCHOMOPHOBIST~!~!~!

I can't speak of anything on the bus, but I have heard about a senior boy and a freshman girl having sex in the janitor's room, and an orgy in the small gym on the last day of my freshman year. It was only four people, but that's enough for me.

I figured that. I just gotta make sure sometimes.

Then why would it work with him?

If someone started an "Ignore Johnson" thread, would that get you off their back?

I've always maintained that if you ignore the people that annoy the shit out of you, they won't annoy the shit out of you anymore. That's not aimed at anyone in particular, just something to think about.

You were born.

That sounds good. God probably wouldn't reply to my PM's either.

YOU RAYCIST~!

Sheltered young thing. I've never heard it either.

ANYTHING can happen in the WWE. /Vince McMahon circa mid '90s

Can't help you on everything else, but I whacked Palumbo already. HE LIVES~!

You don't HEAR.