alfdogg

Once on Nitro in late 98 or early 99, a fan jumped out of the crowd and grabbed Raven by the hair as he was sitting in the corner talking.

Danny Manning has retired from the NBA. He will be joining Kansas' athletic department. Also, Danny Ferry, who for now is on the Pacers' roster, is rumored to be joining the Spurs' front office instead. And Sid shit his pants.

As long as the uncle's name is Tony, Danza could do it.

Looks like Van Exel may not even play for GS. It's rumored that the Warriors may trade him to the Knicks for Kurt Thomas and Charlie Ward.

I don't think Oakley will be back, the way they talked during some of their games late last season.

Fuck. Yeah, there goes my chance of ever getting laid.

I ate it on crackers.

Hey, can we stay on the subject here?

Life in plastic is fantastic.

I've just called to say I love you.

Really? What brand. Star Kist chunk light in water. It was delisch.

The Nuggets have signed Voshon Lenard and are in talks with Shawn Kemp.

I ate tuna for lunch today.

That's right, Michael Jordan couldn't take this team to the playoffs, but GILBERT ARENAS WILL, DAMMIT~! I read this in the Indianapolis Star.

Heat sign Rafer Alston Hawks sign Jacque Vaughn Warriors waive Antoine Rigadeau (sp?)

Thank you.

I didn't get my own thread, DAMN YOU. The GREATEST DRAW IN OAOAST HISTORY DEMANDS his own thread.

That happens to me occasionally.

Vince.

I just heard this on FSN. Sorry if it's already been posted.

*...right into a shot from Alfdogg's PLATINUM NUNCHUKS~!*

I know it's probably not the MOST influential (sp?), but Bret-Perfect from SummerSlam 91 is one I'm surprised hasn't been named yet. If Bret lost that match, his credibility as a singles wrestler may have been wrecked for quite a while, even if it was Perfect. Not only that, but it may have caused bitterness between Bret and Vince six years prior to Montreal, since Vince had promised him singles pushes twice in the late 80's, but hadn't been able to deliver on them. So that match could have been make-or-break for the career of Bret Hart, one of the most influential WRESTLERS in history, even if it wasn't for the business as a whole.

^ = FUNNY

*As a result of being hit by the mallet, CWM's post count goes to negative of what he had before. Alf kicks CWM in the nuts until it goes back to 0, then hits him with a Five-Star Alf Splash. He then shoves the mallet up Zack's ass and hits it with another mallet, then picks him up by the mallet handle (NOT THAT ONE) and throws him into Caboose, which sends them both out the bathroom window*