Lightning Flik

*shows you footage of his matches and some of his commentaries* Ah... I'm cured... *watches the current segment* ...AH~!! I'm ... liking this... NO~!!!

Fuck... I'm liking JBL. BLOODY HADES I'M LIKING BRADSHAW~!!! SAVE ME TSM~!!

Ultimo is a Cruiserweight. Cruiserweight = Minimal Time.

Actually it wasn't a bad match.

Wow... This thread is like, deader than I've ever seen it before.

Oh, I couldn't have heard that bit of news early enough. Good on the WWE then for realizing the potential of Shelton even more from the Raw ME. Hass shouldn't be looking like more of a jobber and fightning RVD twice in a row. Spoiler... Sorta [Highlight To Read]: Basically they show a recap of the HHH vs. Benjamin match. However, all they show is Benjamin whipping Triple H's ass and winning it. Ends with Triple H saying "No Fucking Way". Also Renee Dupree = Charisma.

BTW, I know I'm telling you something you people who might not want to hear this, but WWE is seemingly playing up Shelton Benjamin's win on RAW. You'll see what I mean in about an hour (USA viewers).

You DO know that this will make FIVE leagues now? RIGHT... I would sign up, but four teams is my maximum. Oh well, I sign up with my backup yahoo account. Interesting idea, however the total should be $500.

Debit cards are a no-no. Unless a special Visa endorsed one. You can still pay by money order. I'm still waiting though till there's a significant improvement via patch before I'll consider putting a dime towards this.

Dammit Z. I had this whole plan, where I'd have Mark come out, make me fight this guy in a freaking Blanka suit, and have this slight angle of Mark do this to motivate me. *sighs* Back to the drawing board. And I'm second match of the night? Interesting.

Ann “Ichiban” Onita vs. Insane Luchadore Winner: Ichiban Edward James vs. Blanka Winner: Blanka, cause like, I'm fucking screwed going up against Blanka. It's F'N Blanka. You just don't mess with that guy. Unless you are Akuma, but he's just a cheap ass bastard. ”Deathwish” Danny Williams and Dace Night vs. Toxxic and Jimmy “The Demon” Liston! Winner: Considering the swerve, I say Toxxic and Liston. ”The Superior One” Tom Flesher vs. Stryke! Winner: The USJL Champion (Heh) OMGZ MULTIMAN MAIN EVENTZ~! Todd Royal, “The Notorious” John Duran, and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Charlie “Grappler” Matthews, “Coyote” Coy West, and Alan Clark Winner: Blanka comes and messes everyone up for having to be put into match against pitiful me. Ok, I'll go Unnamed. Sheesh. Blanka could show up here too you know.

Sure, you say that now... I am not stooping to that low. Ok. I'm not bringing out a Hadoken. Maybe a Soryuken, but not a Hadoken.

Ratings? I wonder if I should squash him good. Or be squashed... The possibilities are endless...

... O_o! Mine still works too. WTF? Oh well. (goes and plays it for fun)

Um, Mr. New Age Crappy Kamala, if that is what you are calling yourself. We don't deny we are marks. We just deny the bullshit the WWE feeds us for matches. That's all.

Um... Yeah... Ok... Firstly, I'm not Ryu. Second, I'm not Dhalsim. So that kinda doesn't work. I'll just use my Vengeance on his ass. ITADAKIMASU~! ...why do I think I actually spelt that utterly wrong in the roomaji form of it.

I will admit though, gettting together matches is pretty hard. However, I will admit, I automatically look to hire guys with hire psycho-basics.

A guy I used to run eFeds with back in the day, but he does game reviews for 411mania now. He's actually in EWR 4 as a staff writer you can hire. Ah, ok. Was wondering about that. Anyways, I'm not disappointed with the game's stuff, because there IS stuff there, that if completed would be great. Key word: Completed.

JUST FIVE SPOTS REMAINING~! I REPEAT FIVE SPOTS REMAINING~! Brackets will be made up tonight, and the first Round will begin tomorrow.

Alex Lucard ... is who??? I've got no idea who, so you might have to tell me. I'm not so much disappointed, as to say that it probably should've taken till the end of this year to be released. Like it should've been. I think with everyone getting on Adam's case, I think he decided he could get it done asap.

GO MEMPHIS YOU FUCKERS~!!! GO DAMMIT~!!! MAKE THE PLAYOFFS~!!! I'd like to say, I get traded. I know I will. Oh, and I wonder WHY I'm a free agent at the end of this season? Could it be that I got SHAFTED on arbitration and Memphis practically gets a hell of a deal for me? When I go onto the free agency market, I see practically every team aiming for my services. Every single team. Although, I want to be hired by Jacksonville, our SFBL Yankees. I hate being on the Devil Rays of our league. I'm hoping Atlanta chokes so I can get my glorious playoff run that only further increases the cash that will be THROWN at me this off-season.

Alaska was purposefully left out as was Hawaii. Hawaii was left out because it wouldn't be feesable to run a fed from there. You'd literially have to pay travel and room to get someone to go there. The same for Alaska. Even I'm disappointed with this game (I just downloaded the Demo). It isn't really that good. It's a step up from EWR, but there isn't much there that hits me as "take my $50 for a good game". There is not a lot of angles and many angles only work one way instead of both, the matches don't flow right, you can't do sports-entertainment thanks to the lack of angles. Also I wasn't impressed with a lot of stuff that should've been in the game (like quick roster), the fact that some gimmicks aren't really true to their form, and that. And frankly, one day to test out this demo? Please. That's an insult. 3 days at least should've been given, since about all you can do is try the game for four minutes. Amazingly I've checked the TEW boards and there are a shit load of bugs. Thankfully, I only ran into the sponsor one.

WTF??? AGAIN I FIGHT BLANKA??? Dammit, what do I do to deserve this irony?! Shit, I haven't played Street Fighter in eons... Crappers.

No, don't be sorry Grand Slam. As I said, you were right. I wasn't being considerate of you guys. Just because I'm not up to my stuff, doesn't mean I can't do what you said. Just send it in, even if it is crap. I'm copping out if I don't hand in something. Otherwise, how else do I get better? Or learn to climb that steep hill, as I put it. Double no-show or not, even I knew MVS wasn't showing. No, I haven't talked to MVS, but it was one of those "oh great, I think he's said he's too busy lately" if I remember correctly. I know you don't want to get rid of anyone Grand Slam, please don't think I intended my last post that way. At that time, I was still coming off my needing to get that off of my chest, and well, I just said that. It's kinda like your rant. I was tired of having to be dependable, or needing to do "sub-par" stuff (like with my writing) and settle with that. So I understand, on a different front. No one will look down, but they'll go "damn, LF, this shit is worse than your first stuff since the IGNJL days" and frankly, I'd hate that. As I was pretty awful back then, well at least at match writing. You make a lot of sense for the writing good matches. Maybe I am just getting overly paranoid with you guys and good matches. I mean, my stuff isn't half as bad as you guys. *thinks* Ok, maybe about half as bad. Certainly not worse than half bad. The problem with me an marginal matches is, my marginal matches won't win me anything. Hence why I think people fear handing them in. I know that's my reasoning for fearing of doing so. I can lose just fine with a good match, with a marginal one, I'll lose outright. As for the overly-serious aspect, I think that comes from the fact everyone here doesn't really reply back in anything but serious tones. Add in the little communcation I see (besides when I open up my mouth and spit out thoughtless thoughts [see me and Dace arguing over my sarastic-that-have-no-applied-sarcasim remarks]) and it isn't half surprising everyone is serious. And yes, everything made sense. *chuckles* Actually, you did make a slight difference Slammy. I'm not as ... well, off the hook as I was when I wrote my rant. Still a little peeved, but at least not where I looked at the SWF, saw your name and post, and was thinking "GR~!!! EVIL I BE~!!! EVIL I SAY~!!! EVIL I WILL DO UPON HIM~!!!" *laughs* Ok, it wasn't like that, but you know get where I'm going. I hope. Cause, I think I lost myself somewhere along the way. Ack~! I said my next post would be actual commentary~! D'oh. ...guess it'll be the next one after this.

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