Y2Jerk had said something like, "Hillary thinks she campaigns like Bobby Kennedy, but, really, she's more like Ted." I found that superior to the student council joke.
And, I honestly don't get why more Republicans/conservatives don't vote Libertarian. It covers all the actual bases of conservatism (legitimately lower taxes, smaller gov't, less rules/laws, personal freedoms, etc) but without all the Republican trappings of massive gov't, heavy taxes, and focus on banning homosexuals and such. I can see the real difference between Democrats/Libertarians being the tax issues...but with Republicans, is it just that these social wedge issues are just too important to some people to let go?