Sandman9000

Watch Playmakers much? Don't forget the buying drugs at halftime minigame.

Well, I've signed up for it, under the idea that if I'm dumb enough to take lighttubes, I'm dumb enough to get myself into kissing strangers. And if they suck/are fugly, I'll smack them with a lighttube.

Vega (claw) (Street Fighter) Ken Masters (Street Fighter) Iori Yagami (King of Fighters) M. Bison (Street Fighter) Akuma (Street Fighter) Ryu (Street Fighter) Rugal Bernstien (King of Fighters) Terry Bogard (Fatal Fury) And a hearty "fuck you" to whoever matched up Gouki and Sagat for this round. You fuckass.

The Dr. is wrong, folks. And what a surprise, Mole manages to choose another wrong answer. If he does something right, call the Times, because it will certainly be news-worthy.

I could hug you.....

Urge to kill......rising.

That kid's got Yakuza written all over him. And I too want that toy.

I told you I couldn't be bothered to look it up. And I'll get to Alina soon enough

Next up is one of the more, um, I guess interesting.....times in TSM history. I am, as you all should have guessed by now and if you didn't you are a fool, The Establishment. It all started one day when someone (I can't be bothered to look it up so I guessed CWM) decided that they wanted more attention on the board, or that there weren't enough posting cliques, or that they were mighty because of their post count, which is equal to the length of your penis and/or breasts, for those of you who were unaware. Anyway, so started The Establishment. Now, like every other thing here on the board, people did everything within their power to jump aboard this bandwagon. People with high and not-so-high post counts began to claim that they too were established, which made them far superior to the rest of the low post-count nimrods around the board, especially in the Puroresu folder. However, the bandwagon eventually began to break as everyone was freaking aboard it. The people who live to do the opposite of others (you know them, they breathe carbon dioxide instead of air) began forming their own anti-establishment posting cliques, essentially doing what The Establishment was doing but with a different title, those hypoctirical bastards. Those in charge of The Establishment gave up on being "selective" on those who could join and let everyone in. Alas, much like everything on this board, people grow sick of it eventually and go back to damning HHH to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks for crossing the street outside of a crosswalk, which means he's holding down Benoit. One week later, The Establishment was no more, and a new posting clique made up of essentially the same people would soon arise.

::Pats NM on the back and gives him a almond cookie::

Messiah missed the show due to his sister recently dying. As fas as it is known, he's still with CZW.

Bwa ha ha. Speedy is mine.... Nice to see Kwame Brown finally doing something. 20 and 10 tonight. I've got five people who only play guard, a G/F, one F, and two F/C's. I need to dump a guard into either a G/F or an F.

Gimme my thread back.

I'm guessing when they signed up with Smart Mark Video.

Get the fuck away from me. BOO! We don't like Mr. Grumpy! Mr. Grumpy doesn't like getting knocked up. Go ask Kotz, I hear he has child-bearing hips.

http://www.elon.edu/e-net/Note.aspx?id=7441 100% serious. I'm thinking about signing up and just going and acting like a jackass/asshole. Pros: Hey, kissing! w00t~! Cons: We'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Pros: Hey, fat girls need love too! Cons: Not if they're bigger then you. Pros: They might be hot.... Cons: They might have herpes. Pros: The guys might be hot. Cons: Wait, what the fuck is that doing in pros? You get the drift. Well, should I sign up for this and risk herpes or being eaten?

Get the fuck away from me.

Next, we have all of the drama surrounding Eagan and the TSM community. Eagan was an average poster who's greatest claims to fame are providing rare themes that no one else without Kazaa could find, and always starting up a South Park thread. Eagan also had a tendency to go troll hunting, and by that I mean every poster was accused of being a troll on a constant basis. Eagan's favorite wolf-cry was to accuse new posters of being Prince Paul, a notorious troll who we all miss greatly. Needless to say, people got fed up with Eagan's shit pretty quickly and axed his ass. However, it didn't end there. A certified stalker geek, Eagan would come back to the board even after told he was no longer wanted, starting up dumber and dumber gimmick names that lasted all of fifteen minutes before being banned as well. On the rare occasion that Eagan managed to stay for an hour, he would accuse nearly every poster of being himself in a futile attempt to stir shit up. Once again, his ass was terminated. Finally, we dip back into TSM history, as we have Zacalex (and whatever the numbers were after his name). A tool with no talent, Zacalex ended up having a problem with everyone's favorite mod, AlwaysPissedOff, for whatever ignorant reason. Zacalex started a thread flaming APO, and what occured was the biggest one-sided slaughter since women initially tried to gain the right to vote. I don't even think this picture can do the thread justice, but I tried.

That last part was CWM's idea. ::Stands back and avoids Canadian civil war::

First off, the big debacle on the board was rawmvp's now infamous thread over his tale of romance with a sometimes foreign exchange sometime American citizen possibly real always Russian girl Natalie, whatever it was with her boyfriend and parents, fun with the KGB, and eighty billion unnecessarily long words. It was closed due to excessive suck, but it was reopened for rawmvp to wrap the whole thing up with one of those "dream sequences and LOL U ALL FEL 4 IT FAGORZS!" However, I can sum that whole thread up with one picture. Next up is the stuff going on with the WWE folder. Long the laughingstock of the entire internet (even IGN and GameFAQS laughed at our WWE folder) the mods decided to clean the place up with rules to eliminate the excessive crap and three mods to keep the place on track. Or so we thought. Turns out Dr. Tom got a little antsy to crack some skulls and jumped the gun. Dames reels him in, and everyone's confused. Not anymore. Finally, for years now, Stephen Popick, a.k.a. BPP, a.k.a. that guy who saved the board, a.k.a. that douche who ruined the OAOAST, has mocked our good buddy Angle-Plex, a.k.a. Agnes, to the point where BPP managed to eliminate whatever good graces he has built up in others with his continous mocking of someone who clearly deserved better. For all of us here at TSM, Agnes finally gives BPP what he's been asking for. Anything else I can do in two minutes or less in Paint?

Happy Badger's ready to party.

Duke Nukem Forever.

Happy Badger's just about had it with this shit.

Can I have my thread back now?

My parents are/were teachers. They created me. What does that tell you about teachers?