Art Sandusky

Ah, I was afraid of that.

The real real question is what haven't I done for us.

Psh, old news. It's Sunday night now. What have you done for me lately.

You don't think Yusuf Islam would be disappointed? Shit doesn't have to be related, you know.

With the NFL, it's Week 7 or 8 when I start to get really concerned. College football depends on how many games I expected Tennessee to lose each year based on the schedule. Once they start flirting with that number or surpassing it I freak out.

Yusuf Islam would be very disappointed in ALL of you.

Jesus, for someone with a normal, stable life, Porter's awfully insecure.

He didn't ask if you had a penis. He asked if you were male or female.

This is kind of stupid. It's easy to see that there's a big difference from the John Cena that everyone loved from a few years ago and the John Cena of today. His promo against HHH from a few weeks before WM captured everything wrong with his character right now. HHH chewed him out and made him look like a fool for several minutes, and Cena comes back by telling HHH how much he respects him. Why would ANYONE cheer a character like that? How many times in the last several years have we heard a crowd shit all over a face?

If you haven't been on any wrestling site in the last few years, all you need to do is read this post.

You've got a little... thing... in your, ah, fuck it.

Porter's virtually invisible to me when it isn't college football season.

I really hate your fucking face.

I wonder what the excuse is going to be when the next person to get the superface push gets booed also. Rudo's said it over and over again, as well as others: the fans are far more concerned with getting themselves over than being there for the product.

Oh yeah, I forgot how Anglesault also appealed to the "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANY CULTURE OTHER THAN MY OWN CAUCASIAN NATURE, THUS IT MUST BE INFERIOR AND I HAVE TO REMIND EVERYONE OF THIS AT EVERY TURN" demographic. Shit, that's the only reason dude hated on Cena so much. Fucker must have posted about 300 different times about how he didn't understand "You can't see me."

The part that I mind is that it's the most glaring example of cultural destruction on television. Doesn't help that it's also peddled by the network that splays its logo everywhere as large as possible, and is allied with virtually every company that shares its idea of being the end-all, be-all one stop shop in their respective arenas (seeing the Best Buy logo all over an edition of "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" was chilling). Naturally, the evil owner is the nail in the coffin. Fuck Fox and its entire philosophy of slick presentation to distract you from the utter lack of substance. At least the other networks and channels have some degree of honor and purpose.

Surely I'm not the only person without a life tonight. Come on everybody, let's make this thread our website. Kid power!

"Nothing good could have come out of him posting in this thread," I thought when I saw that Cheesala had posted here. "I was right. Whattamaroon."

See, I'm glad you get it.

I do too, but not many post nearly as much as he did. Either that or I'm the only person who thinks they're awful, thus making me incorrect according to messageboard law.

I'm kinda sad he got banned before baseball season got fired up, because then his shittiness would be undeniable again. I'll never understand the Anglesault defenders.

I made another go at MySpace over the last week. My account was deleted yesterday. I didn't think the place could get worse than it was before, but yikes.

Rumor has it he said he didn't like John Cena, so out he goes He was doing all the same shit he did before. Anything involving Randy Orton or Cena got derailed with his bitching about how much he hated them both.

Oh how I wish I had someone to talk to. I'm in an awful way.