Art Sandusky

WP hasn't clarified which two movies he was talking about. No, you don't want him back in here. I don't either.

I'm worried that the beefs of the people will override the beefs of the religious leaders. There are a lot more reasons to worry about this other than the religious aspect. That's #1 by a mile, but other things now come into play, like the Shi'a militias believing that perhaps they're the only ones who can maintain order, and the government mess still needs to be sorted out. But anyway, that's good news that the clerics want to chill.

Speaking of tax dollars, how about $75 million to encourage democracy in Iran?

But we had so many Iraqis trained and ready to go! "Well gosh Wally, I didn't know I'd have to train 'em too!"

Another child destined for oblivion was born in Durant, Oklahoma to my cousin, her third. She is four months older than I am, and lives with a meth fiend, who is reportedly the father. Yet I'm the bad kid in the family!

The weird, wild world of TSM!

So I'm watching a lot of my wrestling DVDs since I got a new DVD player and can finally view them somewhere other than my computer. You know, to get back into the spirit of wanting to write about it. Banky called it the day after, but the ending of Wrestlemania XX made it impossible to watch wrestling anymore. There was no way it could go anywhere but down. Now that half of the equation is no longer with us, watching this for the first time in over a year really made that point.

The pictured belt is the best they've ever had, bee tee double-u.

Matt's given me a new avatar idea.

What ethnicity are you? It's bugging me. Just saying 'white' is too vague. It's probably terribly rude of me to ask that, but hell, I've already insulted your plaid shirt. Because it really was an awful shirt. Not Matt-Young-Red-Dragon-shirt bad, but still awful. 1/4 Irish. 1/4 Italian. 1/4 Chinese. 1/4 every other thing in the Northern Hemisphere EXCEPT Hebrew. Seriously.

Why is CanadianChick in FBTG's avatar.

Everyone's image of me is probably closer to reality now, assuming that image was at least somewhat positive.

Oh yeah, that profile was written a long while ago. The pictures are from like, two years go. It's an artifact from the old me.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/23/ill...f.ap/index.html This dude didn't get that he was in the midst of a joke interview. Funny stuff. I always wondered how exactly they conducted those on The Daily Show.

Well, if this continues to get worse, expect the final day of the administration here in 2009 to include a speech in front of a painted-over "Strategy For Victory" banner that now reads "Whoops, try again next time, Beav!" We'll see the entire executive branch gather on stage and share a collective laugh as the crowd applauds the end of this weird episode.

I think anyone older than 18 is too old for social network sites of any kind.

Yes, we're all quite impressed.

Hopefully not the regular one. My least favorite belt, perhaps. Hey guys, Money in the Bank should become an interpromotional Wrestlemania staple. Have qualifying matches for it, and advertise it as a 21st century King of the Ring, the guy who's deposited firmly on that "next level" thanks to having a title shot.

Told some trollgoblin to stab herself in the face.

If I were made a mod again, I'd un-ban him.

Okay, nevermind. Us elitist cabal folk play those sorts of games.

Funnily, Fox News had analysts saying that the Sunni imam big cheese encouraging demonstrations was a positive thing, despite the Iraqi security forces being completely unable to control gatherings this large.

Whatever.

She was very good on Larry King the other night. It's seemingly been everywhere. I hate reality television's encroachment on everything.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE SHIELD COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY MORE INTENSE...