Art Sandusky

That a quality post? Cripes. EDIT: Oh, and I'm changing KANE's name since he doesn't like it.

Sensei John Kreese loses. This will at least temporarily be memorialized to show that the only thing lamer than the teen pop star/Whedon fandoms is obsessing over an internet wrestling reviewer.

I said Spiny Norman was the man way before any of you even noticed.

Thoughts? There's a poster called David as well. Patrick is a less common name, granted, but still pretty common. I'm glad you don't go by Pat. It really wouldn't suit you. Or would it? Hell no it wouldn't.

I'm unattached.

Thoughts?

Create a shitty thread, live as an example.

And then he'll "reveal himself" probably long after we've figured out it's him and say how we're all fags and retards and he's the board god or something.

Christian's so metro.

I'm thinking about changing CronoT's subtitle and avatar. I really don't like him sullying Jedi with his posts. If nothing else, I'll get rid of that big-ass sig of his.

He's right, this thread was steamrolling until it hit that lame patch. I need to come here more often to head off this thread ruination.

Notice I haven't been around much either? I am so the life and soul of this place.

I said you should have thanked me verbally for deleting that thread yesterday, ya prick.

The crud that develops on your toothbrush from repeated uses in that little ring thingie if you don't wash the toothbrush oftenenough

Christ did London look retarded last night.

I just wish they'd stop calling Shannon Moore the "Prince of Punk."

I feel responsible for this, somehow.

The death of jobber matches meant a Clash of the Champions-style show could never be run again.

Cena/Angle DID save the show. The whole thing just died after the tag title match. I can't really say the crowd was into the cruiser match just because there was just THAT MUCH boring crap between it and the tag title match. The crowd didn't wake up unless Cena or Batista were out there.

I'd just call one of those nondescript-looking ones. Maybe I'd get someone to say something compromising, and demand a large sum of money to shut me up.

Oh man, I'd so plow Ashleigh Banfield.

Women be SHOPPIN'.

Is that shovel and crutch on both sides? Oh my God that sucks!

Which wouldn't be a woman at all, and would be Sable. (wasn't that what was posted in the WCW thread?)

Boy, this thread sure took off. Starts out as a discussion about HHH/Austin and we get treated with a massive (and worth reading every word) piece on the decline of wrestling's popularity. TSM NUMBAH WON~