Art Sandusky

Dude, it's the President. There are rumors constantly, and they just get louder the more polarizing the President. He'll be the safest man in the world tomorrow.

And that's worse than their (possible) work on these shows how...? It's coo'. I don't want to start trouble in the thread made for folks who enjoy it. I like it now that I've formed my self-parody theory. Even if it turned out to not be true, it'd still be hilarious because these are some of the most fragile people I've ever seen assembled in one place.

Barron's gotten onstage to do a comedy set. Okay, I gotta get cracking here.

Not according to them, and it gets even more prevalent the further upstate you go, where people are... tada! More conservative! "I ain't no puppet! I'm an independent!"

Any time someone is making a report or calling a game of the Jets, they need to emphasize that name whenever it comes up in the most annoying way possible.

Nah, that was a cheap shot at everyone I speak with who are Republican to maddening degrees but call themselves Independents. You can imagine how many of those are in South Cackalacka.

Yeah, I don't smoke more than four a day, spaced out. I'll go through a pack in a week or so.

No- it's okay. I'm a registered Republican. The having actual money part is the last thing I'll need and I'll be all set Isn't it so much easier when you just admit you have a problem instead of deluding yourself? And if you don't have any money, how are you able to stalk celebrities and go to wrestling shows (PPVs no less) and stuff.

I don't feel like shit afterwards. I'm just disoriented for a good minute or so after that first big drag.

Oh snap, sorry, sorry... "Independent" mascot.

Bob's training to be the new Republican mascot. He's already got the Braves fanship and wrestling under his belt. Now all he has to do is stay in the upper-middle class for the rest of his life.

...and some people need a kick to the side of the head. Erase the hate.

Haha

Which I fucked up. Lemme go fix it.

I want more Jingus updates, 'specially with my new avatar.

Smoke it right, and if it's been a day or so since your last one, you get a pretty decent buzz.

Nova invented the dumb question.

I'm surprised they didn't make you take a massive dump instead. Powerful laxatives, they are.

I wasn't lying. You certainly won't find those curves on some damned woman, lemme tell ya.

You know, NM meant that as a joke.

It was really that she sucked, but whatever.

Don't. You're where I was, 'cept I was high as shit before I chugged it. I can't see someone wanting to go further than that.

13 days after my 18th birthday. Had to fake it, but at least she got hers off a couple'a times.

I don't think I'll ever be able to verbalize the extent to which this gave me the giggles last night and right now.