Art Sandusky

Eugene talking about sex is weird. I might have to withdraw my endorsement of him.

-iB- the attention whore insists that I post whenever he bothers me over AIM. ShootersBeau: Hmmm, why don't you look at pretty much every single fucking one of your TSM posts, trying to act like you're so much better than me and everyone else. That Kotzenjunge: Trying to act? ShootersBeau: 's not pesimism, but it usually comes from a pessimist. Quick to fucking kick the shit out of someone over the Internet that you've never met. And hi everyone at TSM, I just know that you can see me! Kotzenjunge: I wasn't planning on posting this, but you seem to want me to. Kotzenjunge: I'm glad you acknowledge that I kick the shit out of you, and quickly. ShootersBeau: I just figured you would (post it). ShootersBeau: As for the above remark... Um, what's that supposed to mean? Kotzenjunge: It's a reference to something you tried to use as an insult but ended up but with which you ended up burning yourself. Kotzenjunge: And I'd call myself a tremendous optimist. ShootersBeau: I disagree. ShootersBeau: You show absolutely no optimism. Kotzenjunge: Prove it. ShootersBeau: "Prove it." How old are you? Kotzenjunge: In the all-important 18-49 demographic. ShootersBeau: Obviously. Kotzenjunge: So why'd you ask? Yeesh. ShootersBeau: It was a rhetorical question, for one thing, and secondly, you gave a range, not an exact age. Kotzenjunge: I think you'll discover that people of all ages will want basis for wild claims. Kotzenjunge: Go tell your mother she's a whore. She'll ask you to prove it. Instant proof of my own claim that people want proof. It's a neverending cycle. Like the circle of life. I only wish I was Rafiki so I could walking stick your ass. ShootersBeau: Now that I think about it, saying that you're not an optimist may not have been a 100% true. You're more the asshole. ShootersBeau: And if I said that to my mother, she'd laugh. Kotzenjunge: Balderdash. She'd kick your ass and deny your dessert for the night. ShootersBeau: You can have the benefit of the doubt there. Kotzenjunge: I'm glad you agree that I win. ShootersBeau: Ditto. Kotzenjunge: Thanks for playing Test The Spoon tonight, remember to have your pets spayed and neutered. ShootersBeau: And thank you for proving my point. Kotzenjunge: What point? ShootersBeau: My new point - that you're an asshole. Which may not be a full point, considering the fact that I changed my point about 1/4 of the way through the 3/4 mark of our "discussion", and while you didn't accept the new argument claim, you didn't deny it either. So I think it can be considered legitimate in my that my new point of you being an argument is in fact, my point, Kotz. Kotzenjunge: I am indeed an argument. Kotzenjunge: A terrible, terrible argument. Kotzenjunge: An argument that goes beyond the boundaries of civilized debate and into personal waters. ShootersBeau: No, you're quite good to argue with. Especially when it can continue from a typo. *Asshole. Kotzenjunge: I ignored where you said you changed 1/4 through the 3/4 part of the discussion. Kotzenjunge: That would make it at the 9/16 mark, for those keeping score at home. Kotzenjunge: Wait, no. Kotzenjunge: 13/16. Kotzenjunge: Wait a sec, I was right. ShootersBeau: I just meant a quarter way between the 3/4 mark and the whole mark. Kotzenjunge: One quarter through the third quarter would be 9/16. Kotzenjunge: Then that'd be 13/16. Kotzenjunge: I deny being an asshole. Kotzenjunge: Fo' da record. ShootersBeau: Prove to me that you're not an asshole. Kotzenjunge: I haven't blocked you.

I'm not looking up. My ceiling is above me. Not happening.

Bradshaw would probably channel Mansa Musa for an African tour.

Yes, "Team!" indeed. iB is trying so hard not to appear goth that he's gotten rid of the sig picture and adopted a bunch of sports posters and pennants that endorse "Team" in a variety of competitions.

I'd watch it fo sho. He's right about Blair, he knows better. Shame Britain's government feels so indebted to the US that they follow us in on everything, no matter what the basis.

Might as well call this the Female Subordination Extravaganza.

Man, I wish I'd watched WCW in detail before '99. If someone had these clips of Jericho to upload, that'd rawk. Or send 'em to me through AIM.

Tussle can't sound badass like tickle can't sound sexy.

(alive and kicking) Dumbshit. Go smoke and rebel against your parents some more, ya lousy goth.

.. the fuck? And in the name of all things holy, SHORTEN YOUR SIG. Bad enough the picture's too big, but linking every internet site you've ever been to doesn't help either. EDIT: Wow, I posted this and when my post was displayed, the picture was gone. I'M MAGIC, I TELLS YA! ... that or iB just found a new shitty band to have a picture of.

AGH DON'T SAY THAT (feels SO OLD)

He's done it before? You think something like that would have come up during all of this, considering the collective information-gathering power of the internet.

Quite honestly, it'd be criminal to add you to our team. We'd 0wn too much, and our sheer fasion sense would melt the other teams' faces. If you want to join another team, Team FrigidSoul has been promised a couple of people to make up for some people leaving. If you'd like to join them, just let me know.

I thought it was a car dealership too. I even gave Dames a $5,000 US down payment on an M3! (goes to find Dames and get his money back) Should've known something was up where there wasn't a showroom...

Dammit people, it's the Steiner Splat. Get it right. I just remembered one from late 2000 when the Hardys were facing Evil Dubbed Kaientai on one of the holiday Raws (I believe the one that had Austin versus Regal with Stephanie as the referee) and Jeff tried to jump to the top rope for the Whisper in the Wind and totally KILLED himself, falling sternum-first onto the top of the ringpost and then splattering onto the floor. As loudly as the crowd goes "OHHHH!" for the wrong reason, and as concerned as Matt looked, I was shocked he was okay.

I just found this, and RRR and LOTC should stick to just talking about their everyday lives like this. MUCH more entertaining. Kudos to both of you, although I was probably one of the ill-regarded posters spoken of at the beginning.

Yeeeeeeah, would you want to lead a team with MikeSC, MO1M, iB, BDC, and EugeneMark on it?

He'll burn you with his cigarette and call you a conformist. LOOK OUT!

I never smoked when I was 15 because I heard -iB- would be doing it in the future. Let's see here... Faux bad attitude... check. Smokes... check. Using curse words like a new blowup doll... check. Lame band in an impossibly large sig... check. Has an inflated sense of self-importance... check. Dislikes color... check. Yup, he's a Goth.

And the GTOs here. Okay, you're on the team. Roster page has been updated to show JacK joining Team Kotzenjunge. EDIT: Kardo, this is like, the third time I've seen you post since this stuff began. You expect to lead a team the calibre of Team ChokenSault with that kind of participation? I mean, its combined leadership has hardly posted, but at least flame some people before you start gettin' all grabby.

You're off the hook on not knowing it because you haven't known of my car markdom until just this evening. Tell you what, put a Corvette (my second love, car-wise) in your sig or emblem in your avatar, some other Team Kotzenjunge-identifying thing on your posts, and you're in. We need more than one Australian dude anyway.

Naw man, we'd race. My '67 GT500E Performance Edition (yes, she'd finance it being sent off to be turned into an Eleanor) against her SL65 AMG. When together, we'd roll in a Maybach when we didn't feel like driving, and a Testarossa when we wanted to cruise together (but not in one of our other cars).

See, you wanted to be on the team, then you go and insult the official automakers of Team Kotzenjunge by daring to say that they actually have their shit on Queensland land. They clearly do all of their work and live on autonomous land rather than be in the same state as -iB-.

Kylie would buy me a Ford. She'd roll in a Benz, yo. A phat-up SL55 Kompressor or something.