Art Sandusky

I feel that I'll be famous somehow also, and at least pretty wealthy, if not outright extravagantly rich.

For Alf:

Every time this is bumped I get requests for the pictures. Damn you people, it's the internet, there's porn everywhere.

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Cardinals - Jake Plummer Falcons - Michael Vick Ravens - Ray Lewis Browns (old) - Jim Brown Browns (new) - Tim Couch Bills - Jim Kelly Panthers - Kerry Collins Bears - Walter Payton Bengals - Corey Dillon Cowboys - Roger Staubach Broncos - John Elway Lions - Barry Sanders Packers - BRETT MUTHAFUCKIN FAVRE Oilers - Warren Moon Titans - Steve McNair Colts - Johnny Unitas Jaguars - Mark Brunell Chiefs - Len Dawson Raiders - Fred Biletnikoff Rams - Eric Dickerson Dolphins - Dan Marino Vikings - Fran Tarkenton Pats - Tom Brady Saints - William Roaf Giants - Frank Gifford Jets - Joe Namath Eagles - Randall Cunningham Steelers - Terry Bradshaw Chargers - Dan Fouts 49ers - Joe Montana Seahawks - Steve Largent Bucs - Warren Sapp Redskins - Mark Rypien

The servers would implode from the volume of people running away.

Her face looks messed up or something.

Oh yeah, I forgot how young he was. Doesn't make being a retard right.

See, now everyone else is getting the centering thing, and it looks fine to me with the exception of the posts stretching from end to end on my monitor.

You're either a pothead or just got high your first time.

Tremendous. That line put it over the top, I MUST see this now.

Eh, unless I get a phone call sometime soon, looks like it's fallen through. There's always next time...

I'm the Dame e-z to the G ho Call me Dames G got more game than Coleco I'm a freak ho Call me sick Three foot nine with the ten foot dick

I might be doing acid tonight for the first time. Wish me luck, SmartMarks~!

Obv.

Marvin's on my list, and I'm not just saying that. I just don't feel like listing everyone, because it's a pretty good number.

I was waiting for someone to die or at least SOMEONE to be emotionally crushed.

Why, thank you.

Hoff would love to meet me, if he could only see me.

I like it rough too, Hot Ticket. Come on, we'll even go to Shoney's.

(applauds again)

Once again Dama, the SEC does own all other conferences, so you're right to say it's the toughest. I would love to say that Tennessee is in the hunt this year, but it ain't happening. A pretty good near-January 1st bowl bid to be sure, but we're operating with a new quarterback and have lost a few other key people. It looks like another 8-4 Cotton Bowl year. My official pick: Georgia over Oklahoma in the title game. Georgia is just going to be scary good this year, and damned near unstoppable like OU was last year, except without the meltdown. EDIT: Run for cover motherfuckers, Clemson will be a top 15 if not top 10 team by the end of the season if they can keep up their momentum from last year.

The poor rating will be blamed on the Friends finale. -PWInsider.com

This is actually REALLY fuckin' funny.