Art Sandusky

Balderdash, the Quattro owns all.

It just seems silly. I mean, no one else does it. What makes YOU special? Huh? WHAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL, RAVEN EFFECT01???? WHAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL??

So... gay stuff exists is what you're telling us.

zing~!

Damn you Tim, I was going to do that.

I suggested a homosexual Photoshop, since his facial expressions lent themselves to such a picture. YOU picked the picture.

McDonald's four times a week? I'm lovin' it!

Hey, that's the perogative of the photoshoppers. I'm not encouraging it, but damned if his facial expressions don't lend themselves to it.

You think it's bad now, wait for the big evening-time traffic to discover it.

I thought it was a well-known DFA factoid that he pees sitting down.

So... it was with another DAVID~?

Well then, I'm glad that got resolved quickly.

Ooh, Banky's noticed me.

TRITEC is a real-life buddy of his, and supplied the pictures.

Entrant #1 -- Artist: FrigidSoul

Yes, he's always been special.

I don't want to hear you talking about "shots." (shudder)

Eh, it's hard to not drag down the comedic possibilites of those pictures. Photoshoppers, get to work~!

THRILL~ as DFA minces about the downtown area of Salt Lake City like a FAIRY~ CHILL~ as DFA waits for his "life partner" DAVID~ to BLOW~ his load all over his FACE~ But who is this David, you might ask. DFA and David share a TENDER~ moment. Watch in SHOCK AND AWE~ as David and DFA get CARRIED AWAY~ "All this can be yours in the DFA ERA~!"

Stay tuned, viewers. We have PICTURES~ of DFA coming up.

(books a flight to go kick DFA's ass)

(checks into airfare rates to Utah)

(yawn) This is getting boring. Where's the fucking fury?

Just stop. And don't tell me I suck dick, or I eat ass, or I take it up the ass after sucking dick while eating another ass with a knife, fork, A1 sauce, and a side of shit, because it's terribly redundant and downright moronic. Once again, B-A-N P-L-Z.