Art Sandusky

Fuck yeah, I miss Ed too.

I think Brock/HHH is about the only "Dream Match" we'd have left by Wrestlemania XXI.

The main difference today is that two craps are given about the gap between mental and physical maturity, which ironically is a gap created by the various ways of making kids today softer than they used to be.

Yes. Damn our overextended lifespans since then straight to hell, where mine belongs when I turn 50 but just won't budge. Eh, I blame the internet.

Man, you need some practice at this.

It wasn't an issue up until the 20th century. A 16 year old (the age of consent in most places now) would have a couple of kids and be married by now if it were 1870.

You scared them all away.

I miss LesnarLunatic.

I miss Danny Williams.

I remember when Inc posted whats-his-face from Dashboard Confessional's picture in a thread where Laz and Sebastian went at it, saying something like "Love me." THAT was gold. I miss Kinetic and... actually, no. The longer he's gone, the more entertaining I'll seem. DJ Jeff made a nice punching bag. I also miss all the post whores who got big heads from the Mission to 1000 thread (ie. Ruthless Aggressor, Cutthroat, etc.) who were totally outclassed any time they had more than one word for a post. I also miss Damaramu.

Well you thought wrong. It actually is why I reacted that way. (marks out) I thought everyone got it.

IT'S JUST A BIGGER PIECE OF CAKE FOR ME TO CHEW A HOLE THROUGH

Dude, AoO and I would have an awesome time. He knows it.

A lot of people seem to be buying into the Wrestlemania X-style title matches. Do we really have any evidence to support it? And oh yeah, keep Edge on Smackdown, they're starting to run low on star power as it is.

No shit. I might have to have a .gif of Brock doing the happy dance in Mexican garb as my avatar here in a few days...

Nah dude, you can sleep in the guest room. No need to sleep outside.

Oh, that's just awesome.

You do an awful lot of whining.

I was NOT Human Jukebox! Why does everyone think that?

What on EARTH made you think THAT? You keep forgetting that I somehow stay optimistic, no matter how much crap is thrown at us. I really have no idea how I do it. What does it accomplish? Not much, but I save a lot of lung/typing power.

Actually, I'll gladly take that result.

Have it be as good of a surprise as possible too, like Piper was at Wrestlemania X.

What on EARTH made you think THAT? You keep forgetting that I somehow stay optimistic, no matter how much crap is thrown at us. I really have no idea how I do it.

Bret as special referee would only work with the Benoit/HHH singles match. Since they don't appear to be going that route, I say speech and Hall of Fame induction.