Art Sandusky

Yeah, that last part killed any hope this had of classic status. Seriously, that was just awful.

This is going to have to be an hour-long episode a week or something.

... the hell?

I vaulted up to #2 in the BCS thanks to Wazzou, Miami, Oklahoma, and Nebraska all losing in the last four weeks of the year. Still only ranked #4 by the coaches, but the media has me at #2. Colorado is my opponent in the national title game if I can get past #9 Arkansas (they lost also) in the SEC title game.

A spin-off starring the squirrel could be AB: OBO where the squirrel owns a flea market called Analgamated Businesses and all of their prices are "Best Offer."

A running ambiguity should be if I'm ever actually on any rave drugs. The general consensus is that I must be on SOMETHING to be so... odd, but no one ever knows, and oftetimes plots are hatched to find out. (imagines a scene where Jon hides in a bush I'm pissing into, holding a big funnel and cup)

If we ever have a part of the cast form a band for an episode or two, their name must be ABOBO.

I want CWM to try and call me anyway, it'll be fun. He can gnome me over the phone. And Jon, you have to say it like "CELL PHONE~!" after the OJ Hart stuff.

OMG SP IZ SAINT DOMINIC~111

Dude, our stuff is going to rock, like when we both attempt to set up a rave and a "show" (since "concert" is no longer used) respectively on the same night! Watch and split your sides with laughter as the ravers mix with the scene kids!

... okay, this actually helped the credibility of his stories more than it hurt, believe it or not. I can see a pair of mental invalids doing these things.

I put up 89 on Kentucky in Week 9, and about 250 yards of rushing on #5 Florida.

Yeah, Jon and I would make awesome roommates. Keep me with Zsasz and we might have "A very special episode of Roomies..." as the pilot.

I really don't think me rooming with Zsasz would be a good idea...

I'm rooming with Zsasz? That should be... interesting. Oddly, my roommates' name on this show is my real middle name.

*Practices Kylie accent* Hey, as long as I never knew THE TRUTH~, I'd probably die a happy man.

They opened that wall at George's up so now the place is one big room. The people still sit in the same places, but man, the people on the other side of that wall are RAUCOUS. A group of four drunk dudes keeps calling themselves Evolution and they call me Spike Dudley. I dusted them when they tried to race me in their ricemobiles after the show was over though.

Sorry Kotz, did I interupt one of your attempts to cyber with a 15 year old.......boy? Eh, I had to walk him through the whole thing anyway. No problem.

Dude, give me a call next time you're close to this area (read: within the unspoken Goose Creek and all points south boundary). 843-819-7190. And yes, anyone can call me~!

Held #5 Florida to 138 total yards in a 31-7 victory. We're #9 heading into the final game of the season... ... against #8 Tennessee. The one reservation I had about joining the SEC East was having to beat my favorite team every year. The SEC Championship appears to be me against #4 Arkansas, and the current BCS standings have me at #5 and in the Sugar Bowl against, um, Arkansas.

Um, kay.

Oh, he already broke it off in the very first episode, yet another reason that the edit job was obvious. "Maybe we can learn to love each other as friends instead." I love how they kept showing the phone as if his girlfriend was the phone.

Barron would be the person we'd trot out any time we needed a kid for a part. It'd be a running gag that all the kids around Trent look like Bob Barron.

Downtown and parts of the North area maybe, but go outside of those and... woof. I'll head over to John's Island and see if there's some other kind of people there... (dons neon orange vest and big neon sign saying "DO NOT HUNT ME")

... Confederate Internet? I can see why that's a Gore joke, but Dean was from the Northeast. I award Bradshaw no cookie.