Art Sandusky

(puts hands over ears) LALALALALALALAAAAAA!!!!!! SMACKDOWN IS STILL BETTER THAN RAW!!!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOOOU!!!!

Yeah, this is missing something to really make it classic. It needs DJ Jeff to do a run-in and talk about an AIM chat he had with AliceInChainsChick or something.

Then I say good day to you, sir. (keeps his nickel and walks off, but not before wiping a rogue speck of dust from his spats)

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I geuss.

That the term "subculture" is used in a discussion of messageboard nature frightens me.

I'd watch any program that had a tilde-bang in its title. This would be unwatchable without a Spoon character though. If one is added, don't make him a homosexual stereotype. That's being done a little too much here lately.

I thought that was fairly obvious. Didn't it seem really REALLY weird that he'd be questioning his ability to maintain a two year relationship after 24 hours away from it? I mean, it's pretty obvious when it isn't raw footage from the testimonial room (ie. the shots of the people talking with them made up and some kind of special background) that it's done at intervals.

I just lost a BS game to #10 Georgia, dropping me down to #18 after being #16. So much for an undefeated season and a national championship game, unless everyone else melts down between now and then. I'll make a BCS game by winning the SEC (ideally), but this'll be my first non-title season in a while. When I was down 21-14 and thought I'd have a tie game soon after scoring a touchdown, my kicker decided to have a brainfart and miss the PAT despite me kicking it the same way I always do. It was 21-20 for a long time (during this time I drove down the field again only to have the suck-ass kicker miss a field goal) until I was driving yet AGAIN, and this time was on the Georgia 6 when a BS interception was made in the endzone and Georgia scored on an 80 yard bomb on their very first play. 28-20, no problem, just drive down again with my juggernaut of a running attack (they kept falling for the draw and my QB got about 60 yards of rushing by himself) and score with a two point conversion. I get down to the Georgia 8 this time before ANOTHER BS interception and this one is run back to the 40 or so. Georgia scores on a running play where somehow their runner squirted out the other side of the pile at the line of scrimmage and ran for a massive 50 yard gain followed by a pass play for Georgia to score a touchdown and make it 35-20. I had about a minute remaining, so it was possible to still win. I even managed to hook up with my star receiver (who was neglected all game due to the 300+ yard rushing day my offense was having) for a touchdown with :25 remaining. Georgia finally stops my running game when I need it most, and the two point conversion fails. 35-26, one timeout remaining, onside kick fails, game over. Next up: an unranked 4-3 Florida State squad comes to visit the Ravers at home. I can take some aggression out on the hated Seminoles. Since Underground University is located in Orlando, this and my later Florida game are RIVALRY GAMES~!

Frankie has a boyfriend herself. Looks like the girl is going to be arrested for hitting one of the dudes, and that guy is going to be arrested for a fight or something similar.

Whee, here comes the "repeat the same horribly literal thing over and over" argument. (will watch the Tennessee Volunteers take on all comers next year despite "failing miserably" in the Peach Bowl)

As someone who lives in the thick of redneckdom, South Carolina, yes, "redneck" is a bad thing.

So far, I'm shocked as none of the people in the house are homosexual, and they put someone on there who could very well die during the course of the program. Isn't that just delightful. It surprises me how the people on these shows are supposed to be around my age (20), but they look much older. The girl from South Carolina looks like she's in her mid-20s.

Well, then inform me. I see "third best team" I see "failure" explain why not. First off, third out of 117 is very good, and would be considered a banner year for any program that wasn't a perennial powerhouse. College sports are a different animal than the professional leagues. You only have four years per athlete (sometimes less or more, but 99% of all NCAA athletes would be four year people), they aren't paid, and, as the commercial says, the vast, VAST majority of athletes will go on to do something else. They do what they do because they enjoy it. I'll bet that any team that went to a bowl this year after a bad season last year isn't sitting around and saying "man, we suck, we didn't win the national title." The kids are happy just to be playing, and if they do well also, then even better. It isn't as serious or as clear-cut as professional sports are, which also are businesses, not learning institutions. "But... they didn't win. They failed. Tell me how they didn't fail." Their goal might have been (GASP) not to win the national title, but to just improve on the previous year. I'd say that only about 10-15 of the 117 I-A schools realistically entertain the thought of a national championship going into their seasons.

AS is obviously uninformed of the true nature of college sports, so let's just ignore him. Dama, I would have read that first post, but you've gotta break it up into paragraphs or something.

What group? The Canadian Alliance? Oh, yeah THAT group that TURNED YOU DOWN. Riiiiiiiiight. Oh yeah, the group that WAS A STATE OF AMERICA COPY. Riiiiiiiiight.

Enter The Matrix did not agree with me AT ALL. I played about 20 minutes and just kinda said "eh" before turning the X-Box off.

A 38-28 victory at Ohio State puts me up to only #20 in the AP Poll. It was obvious the game didn't want me to win, due to my EIGHT turnovers. Kinda ironic that an interception returned 90 yards for a touchdown with a minute remaining is what put the nail in the coffin when Ohio State was only down by three.

But... ellipses are fun... they... make what you say... seem... more important.

Oh, it wasn't a monster truck? My mistake. You know, making a fake quote isn't nearly as funny as his contention that staying dressed up at your own wedding makes you artsy-fartsy. Only city boys wear them monkey suits. I'm willing to bet that Johnson wanted to get married wearing his beer hat, but the Mrs. probably wouldn't let him. The correct term is Foam Dome.

Oh, it wasn't a monster truck? My mistake. You know, making a fake quote isn't nearly as funny as his contention that staying dressed up at your own wedding makes you artsy-fartsy.

The funny part of having a replica Earnhardt car is that it wouldn't be street legal, and Johnson would have the only seat in the car.

I made you speechless? Without speech? Hey, a monster truck at a wedding would rawk, unless it was the goofy Hogan one with the arms.

The question here is why such an obviously intelligent and enlightened adult waste his time proving himself to a bunch of teenagers and early twentysomethings? Don't take your frustrations out on us, Johnson, stay happy! Kay?

It still surprises me, yes.