Art Sandusky

Quiet, you. You know you'd join in.

I can't read that chat, too much clutter. EDIT: But I have an idea for some Tuesday night fun over at an MSN or Yahoo chatroom...

Here. Me > Eagan Thanks dude. (builds small shrine in Hollywood Fashion Plate's honor) EDIT: Good LORD what a pop.

I wish I had a Pikachu, because if I did, he'd be electro-shocking ALL your asses right now. v. WHO WOULD WIN?

I just noticed the Daft Punk-inspired link text in Dutch's sig. I must give him an endorsement now... (ponders a Dutch's sig-worthy endorsement)

You've already wasted enough of your time, go get laid or something. I'm still waiting for that ban.....c'mon, people, don't wanna wait all night. You're going to need to post hundreds of threads of photo-involving sexual confusion questions and taunting to posters on random sections of the forum before that happens, Kamui. So you're telling me I waste my time fucking an entire folder up the proverbial ass and I'm not even gonna get a ban for it? God, what pussies. YOU PLAY DDR AND WATCH ANIME. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ANYONE A PUSSY. ... Please slit your wrists? Down the road, not across the street. Make it count. See, that would work if I were some kind of depressed metal kid, but I'm not. I'm quite the opposite and a real metal kid would stomp my skull into oblivion and feast on my brains, which are full of nutritionally fulfilling game codes and anime trivia. Only through such a hearty lifestyle and diet have I gotten this volptuous figure. I'm HAPPY. Let's go over it again: 1) I am validating my existance on the internet. Hear that mofo? I-n-t-e-r-n-e-t. Booyah. 2) I've got a little jingle in my pocket, spare change being shuffled along with what I call "the ol' billiard balls." 3) I have one or two dudes I talk to via keyboard who also live in darkness. 4) I have my air conditioner on... IN DECEMBER~! I'm cooler than you. 5) Did I mention I'm validating myself on the internet? Yup, no reasons to be depressed here. Edited for correction.

RESULTS OF THE SMARTMARKS TRANSLATOR 5000!!! You may notice my O.C. banner. Therefore you can safely assume that my television watching habits are as bad, if not worse, than choice of music. P.S. I still cry whenever I hear "I'll Never Get Over You Getting Over Me..." The O.C. does NOT suck. And neither does that song. Expose rules. (continues digging his hole) (joins Zack in his hole by singing effeminately to "I Know What Boys Like")

Anyone remember the time I got into a HUGE fight with Marney and changed my avatar and sig to Soviet emblems all while spouting off every ultra-radical catchphrase I could think of, and in the end I was just fucking with her? That was fun until she went all "Dammit, I look dumb for once" and called for my banning.

Since my tape just HAD to pick last night to fuck up, is there anywhere I can get a video of the appearance? I don't mean a tape, just a clip of it, as I didn't see Raw at all last night and I could care less about the rest of it.

Ehh, the Camaro isn't the same. I want to see some old Mustang shots, stat.

(reveals Dames' obsession with autoerotic asphyxiation)

(faints) (faints again) (DIES) Okay, that last shot is from Sega GT 2002, but I couldn't find any Mustang shots on the Gran Turismo sites.

I think my reactions to the Packers' loss to the Falcons in last year's playoffs made that thread classic. In fact, my "who booked this shit?" prompted a laughing emoticon post by Flyboy, which was his 10,000th~ post. You want a classic thread with "the other guy" from that thread you were talking about (where I have been vindicated since by the crazy bitch changing her story about eight billion times dependent on who was talking to her until she was thrown in rehab and moved far, far away), I wish I had saved the AIM conversation I had with him several weeks ago. And you all thought I was the messed up one... Oh, "in anger" or something. The dumbest stuff gets picked up as running gags here...

Emergency Engine Shut-Off? It isn't being built yet and was still in the testing stage. An emergency shut-off would make sense. Its positioning was in front of the passenger anyway. I just noticed you were talking about the passenger side. Emergency Engine Shut-Off is too gimmicky and...um kinda stupid. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to give passengers the ability to shut my engine off. No no no, I was saying that it was there simply because it was one of the mules. There's no engine shut-off planned for the car nor will there ever be. On test cars it's fairly common though.

Miami is just flat-out FAST. As someone said, turn it into a track meet. Florida State is fast too, but Miami is just blazing all around, and neither team is particularly known for being powerful. Blink and you might miss the first half.

Emergency Engine Shut-Off? It isn't being built yet and was still in the testing stage. An emergency shut-off would make sense. Its positioning was in front of the passenger anyway.

So you're a Division II- and III-A mark? The NFL calls its champs World Champions and Super Bowl Champions interchangeably, so what's your point? LSU just needs to play its best, plain and simple. There is no real key to their victory. If they play as well as they can, their best will beat OU's best. Yeah, I said it.

I think one can mate profanity and intelligent discussion. We do it here, don't we?

BILL BRASKY!!!!

You know who would make a good football commentator?

ESPN.com will have previews of each game up eventually. People forget how good Michigan is since they played Ohio State two weeks ago, and after all of this BCS talk, two weeks ago feels like a year. Michigan is amped at the idea of being able to lay claim to a national title by beating #1 USC, so that just adds to their current hotness.

Ben Folds' "Golden Slumbers" was pretty good, and one of the only good covers off of that I Am Sam soundtrack.

Awesome stuff. I advocate more profanity on the campaign trail. THAT'S how you can connect with the common man, cursing the other candidates out of the room. "Your Iraq plan fuckin' sucks!" "Man, fuck you!" "Aw HELLS NO. You did NOT just say that shit." "I said that shit, what now!" (they brawl)

But come ON, what a fucking awesome finish. I prefer that finish to any last second field goal.

Sable is old? Compared to the rest of the under-30 WWE valets sure, but unless she's pushing 50 (and she isn't), she's not old.