Art Sandusky

I love that banner, Dids. Something about just puts me on the floor every time I read it out loud in a kooky Russian accent.

Here's mine, updated pretty frequently.

Nope, Tennessee beats Miami again today, making two days in a row where a Miami team loses to a Tennessee one. But will Ricky Williams go off on the media today after the game to complete the parallel? And that's about the only game I really care about until tomorrow night's Eagles/Packers game. (goes back to the college football thread, which he's much better at)

They're famous for being rich and going to trendy Hollywood parties and movie premieres. But... there are a lot of people who do that. And I'm supposed to care about them because they're going to be rich(er) after living a life of luxury already without doing any work? (is still looking for this video anyway)

But the Big XII title game will be at Reliant Stadium in Houston I believe, which means weather will not be a factor. At least Reliant has real grass. I hate that the SEC title game is played on turf every year. Not a single SEC team has a turf home field. We're purists down here, goddammit. It's a snippet of Kylie Minogue's video for Confide in Me, specifically where she says "I can keep a secret... and throw away the key." Alluring, isn't she?

Ah, so that's everyone's beef. I was rooting for Ohio State, actually. I like some swagger in my football teams, but Miami has always just been pricks and I was elated to see them put down. Besides, that was last year, people. LIVE IN THE NOW~! I was just taking the HHH comparison to the literal level, which Oklahoma certainly fits.

For some reason, Oklahoma/Ohio State interests me as a national title game. And if anyone is holding the rest of the football universe down, it's OklaHHHoma. Good lord, they don't even sell for anyone.

You're forgetting about the 1998 Sugar Bowl champ season, the first year of the BCS where they were pissing and moaning that they should be National Champs if Florida State beat Tennessee in the Fiesta. Was Tressel coaching them then? I honestly don't know. Of course, I keep mixing Tressel and Krentzel up. I know one's the coach and the other is the quarterback, but I can't keep them straight to save my life.

I'm still trying to figure out where these girls came from. A month ago I'd never heard of them and now they're everywhere for some reason despite there never being a clear declaration of what they actually do.

Didn't you hear the analysts today though? Miami FUCKING SUCKS! That's the ONLY way Tennessee beat them! Pittsburgh will have no problem dispatching such a sad excuse of a football team. Sorry, in case you couldn't tell, the downplaying of our big win today has me REALLY pissed. It was given the friggin' BCS Spotlight Game designation, and the moment Miami loses it's suddenly considered unimportant. Doesn't help that Kellen Winslow had to shoot his mouth off afterward to the press and they're replaying it non-stop, thus making something in the locker room after the final gun seem more important than what happened on the actual field of play. Let's see how they react to Clemson beating Florida State. I will grant them that Clemson beating Florida State is a legitimate shock, so I won't mind them talking about Florida State's poor performance as opposed to Clemson's (very good) performance. As someone who's been force-fed Clemson football around here, I'm just as surprised as everyone else. We never beat Florida State. It's like a natural law. The commentator had me irked at the end when he railed against fans rushing the field and ripping goalposts down. It's just another fucking tradition in a sport DRIPPING with tradition. Let the kids have their goddamn fun.

As great as those games are, I'm riveted to the Clemson/Florida State game. Man, the parties around here later tonight after this game... Tommy Bowden saved his job with this game. This game is SO HUGE for Clemson. Those goalposts are going down like a female Clemson student after you promise her a new tractor. (South Carolina humor, don't try to get it)

No, the moral is to stop trying to come back to this board if you're Eagan.

Awwwwww!

(walks into thread, slips, tears quad in an INTENSE~ manner) TWO old gags in one post! (basks)

Trust me, it isn't.

Don't count your chickens before they're hatched. Tennessee is the odd man out because Georgia is the top SEC East team in the BCS and beat Tennessee head-to-head this season. The only way Tennessee gets the bid is if Georgia loses an SEC game because the tiebreaker then becomes Tennessee's win over Florida. Under the new tiebreaker, the rules are that the top team in the BCS gets the bid BUT, if the #2 team is within 5 spots of the top team in the BCS and beats them head-to-head, the #2 team gets the spot. Or if Georgia loses period, I believe. Either way, Georgia has shown they're succeptible to "easy win" games, and Kentucky and Georgia Tech won't roll over for them. Of course, this is assuming that they beat Auburn this afternoon, which is also a fairly difficult task. Either way, don't even TRY to burst my bubble at this point. Tennessee has a possible tricky game with Kentucky left, and that's about it as far as any potential stumbling blocks. And Florida still has South Carolina (who either play really well or completely suck any given week) and Florida State. If you look at the schedules of the three teams involved, Tennessee is favored tremendously and showed today that when they come to play, they can hang with and beat anyone (except Oklahoma, because they're just fucking scary). EDIT: And naturally, as per the usual with big Tennessee wins over the years, it's made to sound as if they beat a subpar team and don't have any talent themselves. Even when we won the National Title in 1998, all the media could say was "wow, we didn't think they were that good."

Yeah, I live around the area, and it's caused a pretty massive uproar here on both sides of the issue. Certainly they must have had just cause to do this, but it's VERY embarrassing to not find anything. And surprising they didn't find any at Goose Creek. The entire North Area of the Charleston metro area is rotten.

Fucking awesome, hard-hitting old school Tennessee/Miami game. Georgia Dome and LSU, we're coming for revenge for 2001, fuckers.

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

video games? NEEEEEERD! Unless you play sports and racing games like me. Those rawk.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): I thought he got it through the gut, and that was just one wound. Trinity had three or four of those damn things spearing her. And even though I expected it, Morpehus dying would have pissed me off. He rules the entire series, and I even gave my car the same name. Snappiest dressers of any group MUST SURVIVE~!

Exactly. I have a hard enough time being unentertaining and trite on this board, let alone others.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): YES! I was wondering when she'd finally croak. The impact of it was totally lessened by her having what was probably something like two minutes to talk about it. Oh, and I was about to scream at Neo on the screen, "DUDE! IT'S FUCKING SMITH! WHO THE HELL ELSE CALLS YOU MR. ANDERSON??" I'd also like to add that I thought it would be Morpheus who died in this one, since the other two perished in the other two films.

The music in that Bam and Jenn clip was pretty good. Just saying.

A split-second alteration isn't going to sour me on the special editions. I have no use for the originals.