Art Sandusky

GEE I WONDER IF JOE TORRE WILL BE THE MANAGER FOR THE YANKEES NEXT YEAR What? There are still baseball games going on?!

Saddam never set off nuke one but his country got murked first out of the "Axis of Evil" anyway, while the other is possibly working on it and one of them already has. Just sayin'.

This is far from an indictment of the whole party, but I'm sure at least one dude at RNC headquarters went "whew!" when they saw the headlines about North Korea taking over today.

I want a "BBQ King of Kings" apron. My favorite JBL/Taz fracas quote was from Taz: "You're a few inches taller, that helps around here."

Ah, something no one remembers. I love the football fans of TSM.

If Detroit ceased to exist for a few days and had its population reduced by two thirds, then you'd have an apt comparison. I don't know what this McNabb shuffle is. Was it another attempted Fox commentator-invented thing?

Laz needs to chug a fuckton of NyQuil and then start posting about what he doesn't like.

Who would want the extra large.

The suplex in the glass on the first page. My word.

Kane owns himself?

Goddamn, I never thought that Japanese .gif would end.

Crono's the kind of guy who'll tell you all about any domesticated animals you'd happen across while on your date. I'll bet he has an encyclopaedic knowledge of dog species.

Naw man, we're cool. I don't have any beef with Georgia Tech either. I can say with certainty though that if he were to show up at my house and punch me in the mush I would be very cross indeed.

It's unbelievable how the Democrats made George Allen not report his financial interests.

Cal's definitely better than they were in the first game of the season, but the SEC has rules about losing to teams from pussy conferences. I'm kidding, of course. Cal would definitely be more competitive, but Tennessee is playing so well right now that it's difficult to bet against them unless they're facing an Ohio State or USC or Texas. I have a feeling we'll see a Cal/Tennessee rematch in one of the BCS bowls if both teams keep up their current level of play.

Hoooommmmeerrrrr.... Don't be mad because Favre threw his usual INTs against the Eagles last week AGAIN.... Like last season, almost half of Favre's picks this year have been off of dropped/bungled catches. Tony Kornheiser actually said something worthwhile during that game when he said that those really shouldn't count against the quarterback the same as throwing it to a defender. It's not like the Eagles get past the Bears (or even the Seahawks at full strength), so I'm not worried about it. I got a warm, happy feeling from hearing the guys on Fox say late in the Dallas/Philadelphia game that the sight of Owens yelling at people on the sideline was getting old. When Fox, depraved marketer of sports, has had enough of an attention whoring player there's a little hope for humanity left.

Ooh, not only am I ranked now, but I get to face another ranked team. Gotta stay chill though, take it game by game, week by week, generic coachspeak.

PWNT BLOCK

Close the thread. That's even cooler than the Dawkplex.

I believe TCU fooled us all.

THURSDAY TCU at Utah SATURDAY Texas A&M at Kansas Navy at Air Force Rice at Tulane Texas vs. Oklahoma LSU at Florida Baylor at Colorado Oklahoma State at Kansas State Washington State at Oregon State Missouri at Texas Tech Central Michigan at Toledo Tennessee at Georgia Oregon at California Wyoming at New Mexico Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Texas/Oklahoma game? 49 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will LSU's JaMarcus Russell have against Florida? 235

Guys, he's never been a consistently present poster. Try to care more about the topic than what someone is going to say about it. That's how we're in discussing this kind of "story" in the first place.

A loss to me makes a team better. Spiff deserves to be #2.