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    Triple H's Bachelor Party Report

    Funny how Kevin Nash always ends up hanging out with the "bosses."
  2. ~~This week on Confidential~~ Watch as Vince McMahon and his office gets a make over by the guys from "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy." Credit: wwe.com
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    Thoughts on the Iron Man Match

    Fine, their move set was slower then usual. Wait! They both had injuies going into this 1 hour match! Of course they were going to slow it down a bit. Jesus. You people don't give these wrestlers enough credit.
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    Thoughts on the Iron Man Match

    I thought the Iron Man match went well. It was fun and entertaining and I never got bored with it. You people nit-pick way too much. The smallest things you have to bitch about. That's why I refuse to watch and try to come up with star ratings when I watch matches. Once you start doing that you look for mistakes instead of watching the match for the good of it. "Oh, he forgot to sell the back for 5 seconds, that's a 1/4 * off the match." Fuck that! By all means, when it's bad like Raw, bitch until your chubby fingers are blue. When it's good, like Smackdown, get laid back and enjoy it.
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    WGTT News

    Only way Haas will get through the next following six weeks is if he turns to a higher power. Something which will help him get through these hard times on his own. Haas needs to embrace the lord. In other words..... Haas needs ~MATTITUDE~
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    Smackdown Spoilers

    What the fuck did Kilborn say about Owen?
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    Funniest WWE Moment This Year

    I can't argue with Steiner's nose dive. Also, when Nash returned and the Canadian crowd booed him when he was fighting (Jericho I think?) and they kept' chanting "Diesel sucks." Steiner being booed in Boston and Canada was also funny.
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    Smackdown Spoilers

    More Detailed Smackdown/Velocity Spoilers Report More on Velocity and SD!... Credit: Brad Stutts & PWTorch.com Crowd was pretty decent, I'd say between 60-75% but I'd guess heavily papered. DARK MATCHES (1) Jamie Noble pinned Kendo Ka Shin. Even as a novice Japanese wrestling fan, it was a treat to see Ka Shin live as we got there just in time for about the last three minutes or so of the match. (2) A-Train & Sean O'Haire defeated Paul London & Spanky. Good to see London live as well. This wasn't a squash per se but Spanky got nearly all of the offense in for his team. Spanky took the pin after a Derailer. VELOCITY TAPINGS (1) Big Show defeated Murray Happer & Pat Cusick in a handicap match. Cusick and Happer, better known as Otto Schwanz/Bo Dupp are both from Carolina Wrestling Federation based out of Burlington, NC. Show dominated and pinned Cusick following a chokeslam. (2) Matt Hardy pinned Joey Matthews with a Twist of Fate. Hardy got a big North Carolina pop and Matthews went heel for the match. Good back-and-fourth match. (3) Happer & Cusick returned to the ring and Happer got on the mic (!), doing the "Shaddup!" shtick he often uses at local events. He went on to insist that their previous match was a fluke and demanded Big Show return to the ring. Show did so and defeated both of them again in an even shorter match, pinning Cusick again. I'm assuming this was a do-over. (6) Billy Kidman pinned Shannon Moore following a Shooting Star Press. (7) Orlando Jordan pinned Chuck Palumbo. Palumbo was originally escorted by Nunzio and Johnny Stamboli but they were ejected following interference. This match got the only audible "boring" chant of the night. Jordan, who has a good built but doesn't show much charisma or athleticism, went over. SMACKDOWN TAPINGS Vince McMahon appeared on the Titantron and put over the iron man match main event before being confronted by Undertaker, in his only appearance of the night. (1) Chris Benoit & Rey Misterio Jr. defeated Tajiri & Rhyno when Misterio pinned Rhyno following a 619 and a springboard leg drop. Good action. (2) Shaniqua defeated Torrie Wilson & Nidia w/ Dawn Marie in a handicap match. Short and painless. Vince McMahon, Big Show and Sable were harassing Stephanie McMahon in her office trying to get her to quit. This was shockingly the only McMahon segment of the night. John Cena cut a taped promo from the roof of the building saying he was America's team (while wearing a Braves jersey) and heeled on John Ritter. He also said he'd win the U.S. Title next week Los Guerreros cut a babyface promo in their locker room (3) Eddie & Chavo Guerrero defeated Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin to win the WWE Tag Team Titles. Los Guerreros got an insanely loud pop. Eddie Guerrero may very well be the most over act in WWE right now. Great match from both teams, as per usual. Haas & Benjamin are the best thing to happen to American tag teams since the Hollywood Blondes, although both appeared to be injured after the match. At one point Benjamin attempted a belt shot but missed and Chavo went to roll him up but Benjamin sold it like a clip to the back of the leg. He rolled to the floor and was not seen again the rest of the match, appearing to be legit injured. Los Guerreros double-teamed Haas and hit a flapjack that appeared to go wrong as well, as Haas landed on either the top or back of his head. Chavo went to pick Haas up and he was nearly limp, Chavo hit the brain buster and tagged in Eddy who nailed the frog splash to a HUGE pop for the pin and the titles. Afterwards, both Haas & Benjamin were helped to the back, Haas walked out under his own power but Benjamin was helped back and was favoring his leg. Despite the two awkward spots where injuries apparently occurred, this was an awesome tag team stuff executed perfectly. Separate shots were shown of the FBI, Basham Brothers, A-Train, O'Haire, Hardy & Moore in the heel locker room and the APA, Funaki, Ultimo Dragon and others in the APA office playing cards, discussing the iron man match. (4) Brock Lesnar defeated Kurt Angle in a sixty-minute iron man match to win the WWE Championship. This was a tremendous match. Angle won the first fall by disqualification following a chairshot by Lesnar but Lesnar wore him down enough to win the next two with an F5 and ankle lock in quick succession. Referee Brian Hebner took a sick bump off a Lesnar clothesline that incapacitated him for a few minutes. I won't spoil all the falls but I felt this was a very smartly booked and smartly paced match that ended up 5-4 in Lesnar's favor. Angle hit seven consecutive rolling German suplexes in the last minute of the match trying to put Lesnar away before locking on an Ankle Lock (which got a huge pop each time it was used) but Lesnar held on long enough to win the match 5-4. I'd definitely call this MOTYC quality. Some will blast the heel stalling by Lesnar during the first 10 or so minutes but I felt it was smartly paced and booked and fit well in context. I was shocked (in a good way) to see it end clean without a run in from McMahon, Taker or both. Don't know how it will play on television, but a super match live and was thrilled that it ended cleanly. Post-match, Kurt Angle addressed the crowd and thanked them, saying he would not have made it back from a broken neck if not for them, leaving to a thunderous ovation. This was the best WWF/E show I have attended in 20 years as a fan, blowing away the lackluster Unforgiven 98 and KOTR 99 PPVs and numerous house shows and TV tapings during the boom when WWF ran Greensboro quarterly. The show was nearly all action from top to bottom with no run-ins and all clean finishes. Just a night of great wrestling. Biggest Pops: Eddie Guerrero, Undertaker in his Titantron appearance, Kurt Angle post-match Credit: 411mania
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    Smackdown Spoilers

    I don't know much about Japan, but doesn't Ultimo work lighter then most Japanese wrestlers? Also, what's the problem with Angle and Brock trading the title back and forth? That makes it worth more IMO. It's not like their trading it with Taker, Big Show and Albert every other week. It's the two of them putting on great, hard working matches AND their putting each other over clean for the WWE Champion Title. I love it and you people should appreciate it while you can before Taker starts stinking it up.
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    The dreaded Mark Henry Topic

    Fuck Mark Henry and his 145th push. I really didn't get the point of jobbing Storm/Dust out last night to those guys.
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    New Education By Matt Hardy

    God I hope that happens soon. Careful what you wish for--power corrupts. Take what I can get at this point.
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    New Education By Matt Hardy

    That right there is why the mid-card guys need to be pushed to the top. Guys like Matt, Edge, Jericho, Eddie, Benoit, etc, all get along and are willing to work hard with each other and go beyond the call of duty to get great matches out of each other. Their not selfish and would be willing to job and sell for one another to get great matches and feuds. These guys are always willing to work with new and younger talent also. These guys should be the new clique running the fed.
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    How is Shane the good McMahon again?

    bLeH. Kane will win Sunday and then be set up as the first (and probably only) monster heel for Goldberg to feud with until Triple H returns. Triple H may be taking a month off but Raw isn't about to get any better any time soon.
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    The One and Only RAW THREAD

    As usual, 1wrestling. I could swear they said October.
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    The One and Only RAW THREAD

    Jericho's wife isn't expecting until the end of next month, which is why he's missing Triple H's bachelor party. So him and Christian could be and better be added. Jericho/Christian still may not be enough for me to buy the PPV and I haven't missed one since 2000.
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    The One and Only RAW THREAD

    That's fuckin' pathetic! That card should be Raw tonight. Not a PPV unless they plan to charge less then TNA's PPV last week.
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    Lesnar injury update

    Working around it should be the best way to go. Plus, the match in the arena will probably "only" be like 35/40 minutes. The live crowd might get pissed, but it will come across 60 minutes on TV with commercials.
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    Sean O'Haire

    LoL @ getting a Sean O'haire thread up to 4 pages.
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    Sean O'Haire

    Hey, I never said I hated O'haire. I just don't think he's anything special. With the right gimmick and more ring time he could be a huge star. I doubt it though since he isn't a WWE baby. Hell, I was the one who said put O'haire with Test. Not as punishment either. I think they would make a good tag team for the moment.
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    Sean O'Haire

    2001, Jericho started to run with the ball. Then Triple H jumped out from Steph's bush and tripped him.
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    Paul Heyman

    You have a better chance at seeing Bischoff turn face. I'd rather see Heyman manage in a "Heenan family" way. Mostly mid-carders with the occasional main eventer.
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    Sean O'Haire

    So is it safe to say put O'haire in a tag team and see how he develops from there? If he improves, then he improves. If not, well, the door is that way ~>
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    Sean O'Haire

    Don't get crazy. Everyone said "Matt Hardy AKA Marty Janetty 2003." He proved a ton of people wrong.
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    Sean O'Haire

    Yeah, against Test on Heat. Actually, I could see O'haire and Test as a tag team.
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    Sean O'Haire

    O'Haire doing that devils advocate gimmick reminded me of a bigger, less talented Raven.
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