welshjerichomark

Yeah. I'm just that damn shallow and superficial.

How come there's so much love for the pixies?

Hey Bif, aren't you the guy on the left, star of Little Britain and boyfriend of Patsy Kensit?

Are you in. But then again i've only heard two of their songs.

AAAAAIIIIIIIIII 4-0!!!!!! ::leaves::

Can someone answer this? why is it the law to state your race on application forms now? I mean what good could possibly come out of that?

Fair enough. I'm still waiting for the MOWO awards.

Sweet child of mine by GNR. It sounds like crap though.

Way to go dude. My mother always has students doing work experience where she works and she really appriciates it when people are enthusiastic and involved, so it sounds like you did a really good job.

Yeah whatever. Don't even try messing with me you bullshiting little swine.

I'm sorry honey that i couldn't tell that that was a joke. I feel really stupid that i couldn't pick out that obvious joke in otherwise beautifully written and serious account of your romantic life.

I'm not squemish or anything but good god man. That's pretty stinking anyway, but the whole metaphor thingy makes me want to puke. Its strange how this thread is making me hate the english language. This thread = The computerised equivelent of having your intestines pulled out, then being made to snorkle in them.

My blog is better.

Bovril?

Oh another girl! Tell us WJM....have you ever put peanut butter down there for beauty purposes? Or is that just a crazy Russian thing they do in America's largest Russian community? Are we talking about smooth or chunky peanut butter? Nah i usually stick to soap and E45 cream, but never say never ya know?

I only find this thread amusing because i'm imagining Mick Foley saying all these naff lines, especially the one about the pussy and the peanut butter.

Damn me this is some good shit.

16. I usually delete all my MP3s every so often.

What's Everclear?

I had my GCSE results in August, which i guess are the UK equivilent of SATs. I had 5 As and 5 A*s. Second best in my year.

^ I thought that was the cheapy wine you get from Aldi.

Queen 1. Fat Bottomed Girls 2. Bohemian Rhapsody 3. Under pressure 4. Somebody to love 5. Seven seas of rye 6. Breakthrough 7. Too much love 8. Don't stop me now 9. Another one bites the dust 10. I want to break free 11. Radio gaga

Happy Birthday girl!

One guy had 9 shots of it and he died.

Isn't it call Absinthe?