Firestarter

Well see, I didn't ask the government for any benefits as a result of a private ceremony... so I didn't.

Fascinating. I guess he was just setting me up for a fall when he put my nomination before the Senate. He's told me I'm doing good work at least ten times but I see now that he was looking for a way to fire me. And the three or four times he gave me a hug and the two dozen or more times he shook my hand, he must've thrown up as soon as I left the room. He's given me a job I love. He's commended me when I've done well, and corrected and guided me when I've made mistakes. He respects me as a person and asks about my wife whenever I'm lucky enough to see him. I suppose I should take that as a sign that he prays every night for God to strike her down and he just wants to know if it's happened yet? He sent her flowers when we got married, and on Christmas Day, when she gave up smoking. Maybe they concealed poison needles or something and she simply got lucky. He's asked me twice if she's started running again. (She ran a couple of marathons in high school.) Oh, and the gay ambassador he nominated for the first time in history, using his White House to get him through Congress? I'm sure that was another disguised attempt to oppress and perhaps enslave gay people, though I'm not quite sure how. Sorry, I'm laughing too much to continue, and I've still got a few papers to read, and another to write. Your comical crusade is charmingly brain-dead, as offensively patronising as anything the left has ever come up with (paying black people to have illegitimate children comes to mind), and devoid of any knowledge or experience whatsoever. I'll leave you to it.

To defend family values and prevent unelected officials from deciding what's best for the people in direct contradiction to every measure they've passed themselves? I'm still not outraged. In fact, I'm rather happy. The more gay people indulge in hissyfits over this nonsense the more ridiculous they look. I won't even get into how absurd all the ever so enlightened liberals courageously defending their "lifestyle choice" appear. Frankly, on the basis of politics, culture, and social values alone, I'd much, much rather be heterosexual.

... Funny, I don't feel as if I'm under a "profound attack." Sullivan's just going into hysterics, which, honestly, isn't all that uncommon for him.

It doesn't matter what race any of you are. A black person's perspective on this (or anything else) is no more valid than a white person's, and vice versa.

Speaking of the Constitution, ever heard of that minor little difficulty called the "full faith and credit" clause? It's Article IV, Section I. A marriage in one state must be respected in all others, according to the Constitution. The President is trying to ensure that the people and the states have the opportunity to make decisions on issues that will affect them - rather than merely a handful of judges handing down decrees redefining the building blocks of our society. Personally, I'd call that preserving, protecting, and defending the Constitution, as he's sworn to do, not "messing" with it.

I think it's the only thing left to do, frankly. The courts have way overstepped their bounds.

Man, I'd think twice about mouthing off to the Governator that way... Yeah, good point - it is California.

I'm guessing that maybe he's got better things to do than cater to the bizarre megalomanias of random little psychopathic drama-queen freakshows.

Yet another example of those bloodsucking billionaires exploiting poor working-class folks

She looks so happy for him.

Absolutely not. I'm a huge fan of Arnold Schwarzenegger's movies (I even like Last Action Hero) and I'm cautiously positive on his political record so far (what there is of it) but there is no way in hell I would ever even contemplate supporting an amendment to make immigrants eligible for the highest office in the land. That said, if he had been born in the United States, I'd give my right arm to see the Terminator in the Oval Office. You think Iran and Libya are scared of us now...

Freudian slip of the day.

So um what, in fact, would "near ultraconservative" but not "ultraconservative" be? Conservative? Well yes, that was his platform. That's what his party is supposed to be. What exactly did you expect him to do? "Well, it seems more people like Al Gore than me... I guess I'll govern as Al Gore"

You're making my head hurt. Stop it.

Fuck off, asshole.

You bathed recently? I'm so tired of Ballantine's I almost find that tempting. Almost.

I imagine it's been done. Making fun of molestomp is pretty pointless because you're practically guaranteed to be repeating someone somewhen.

Someone make this... person... go away.

... All right. At least I can undress her and get a pleasant surprise.

NO.

*Ahem* I'll do a lot of things for a Scotch, but not you.

All right, who do I have to fuck to get a drink around here?

I'm sick of doing my splits. Someone get me a fucking Scotch.

Nuke the moon.