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The Divas are my favorite part of WWE right now. Especially Beth Phoenix. Oh yeah, I'm thirty-three and my favorite male on the roster is John Cena. Fuck you if you don't like it.

Fixed.

What the hell? Is this the new NBA tradition? Every spring, the Pistons make it to the eastern conference finals, and we get to hear the Legend of Rip Hamilton's Mask™? EDIT - Son of a bitch... they're not even using different footage?!

Kendrick mothafuckin' Perkins!

Not if we bring in Maury Povich...

Big surprise = pregnant? 'Cause, you know, there be ratings right there.

Maybe, instead of bringing back the JL, we can form a Senior's Tour: something low-impact to get retirees back in the game? They can all cut promos about how great they were, and how much better it used to be... That, or just book the retirees against other retirees until they're back in the flow; dealer's choice.

I'm lost: is the criticism over the fact that the Celtics let them get out, or are we all pretending to believe that the Pistons haven't had these made up, too?

O RLY? Are we going to have to start comparing draft misery now?

I never trip over Detroit passing up Anthony for Milicic... Although, I have been known to trip over them passing up Wade and Bosh for Milicic...

"Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper... But, it's a bullshit replica, 'cause dude didn't even get his degree. Why'd you have to drop out and start making pop so soon?" Heh... Hedberg still rules all. Oh yeah, you can still get Mello Yello in Georgia.

Wait, back up... Portland is east of the Mississippi River? EDIT - nm, I guess X mentioned it already.

Calm down, chief, just curious. My son is eleven and I don't allow him to fuck around on myspace, but it has been suggested on this board that I may be something of a fuddy-duddy, so I was just wondering if your daughter were older or younger, in case it's just me.

How old is your daughter that you let her fuck around on myspace?

People who say "oh" instead of "zero."

Eeeeexcellent... Rick James - Street Songs The number-one hit of the man who saved Motown. This record went triple platinum, and featured well-known hits Super Freak and Give it to Me Baby, as well as Fire and Desire (a popular duet with Teena Marie) and Ghetto Life (which has recently received a a revival as a result of Busta Rhymes' hit In the Ghetto).

I haven't made a pick in a week; who the hell am I waiting on? And why do you guys keep changing up your names so it's harder to keep track of you?

Man... maybe Walter Ray's suckitude was the key to Boston's home magic? He finally shows up and they lose?

Fixed.

I love that choice of words: lulled them to sleep. EDIT - Damn, did Yao struggle through that PSA, or what?

Hinrich

Um... I THINK that they finished with the 9th worst record, and they only lottery off the top three picks, so once you didn't see Chicago at nine, you knew they had one of those lottery'd picks. That doesn't make any sense. Sure it does: the actual lottery is to find out who the top three picks will go to. All the rest go in reverse record order. Chicago had the ninth-worst record in the league, which means that: 1) They could have had pick# 1, 2 or 3 by "winning" the lottery, 2) They could have had pick# 10, 11 or 12 in the near-mathematical impossible scenario that three of the teams that finished with better records all "won" the lottery, or 3) They would have had pick# 9. There was no possible way for them to finish with the 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 13th or 14th picks; they would have either won the lottery, or they would have ended up with the pick their record dictated... unless, as mentioned above, three of the teams that finished 10-14 ended up with the 1st, 2nd and 3rd picks. Which is almost impossible. Clear as mud?

Damn, how fucking short is that dude, and/or how tall is Doris Burke?

do you mean "fuck. the worst"? Why no... I actually meant something relatively close to the exact opposite of that.

Pistons/Spurs FTW!