Mr. S£im Citrus

You know, I've never had beef with Bruce, so I'm not going to make the obvious reply, but... c'mon, somebody, take the shot; this one's like playing t-ball!

You mean nobody besides JJ, or am I lost?

I'm talking about the one on TV; I don't know about the other guy... My computer doesn't have enough memory to handle streaming matches online.

Somebody should have listened to you, then. G-IX, at the TR. Book it.

For all of two shows... and then we jumped clear to Australia. We've done, like, three whole legs in Europe; we haven't even done a whole string in South America. Nassau has a 9K-seat outdoor stadium that could probably easily be adapted to 16K+ for wrestling. Just sayin'... put it on the list for '08, maybe?

Of course, knowing Petrie and his hardon for swingmen, he'll get the #2 pick, and waste it on Julian Wright...

I can't believe we lost to the Clippers... We might as well tank for Oden now; there's no way we recover from this...

I don't know; I only did it yesterday because I had to work Christmas, so they "comp'd" me by giving me yesterday off.

Bumped just because WWE 24/7 is showing the Brainbusters/Demolition match from SNME where the Busters won the belts this month; I've been waiting seventeen years to see this match... and they even left in Ventura's commentary!

So, was Clark supposed to have landed on top of both of them?

Well, I never said that Akira spoke clearly... As far as the CFC Final, I must have read that ending wrong, because I could have sworn that JJ knocked him out. And besides, a knockout makes the HOLT work better, so I think I'll leave it in there. As for the oversight in not commenting on your match, mea cupla. I was sure that I'd put something in there, because I remember thinking how strange it was that you were writing a match where your character couldn't get disqualified... I also remembered that I couldn't figure out how that whole sequence where Akira chop-blocked Cross in the middle of that Iron Bomb was supposed to look.

The “Guess who’s back” edition! ================== SWF Friday Night Frost and HOLT report December 22, 2006 Jefferson, New Hampshire, at Santa’s Village Report by Keith Bannister of Jefferson, New Hampshire, Smartmarks.com reader Dark Match: - Cutthroat beat JT Playa in 3:23 with a rollup. Frost: - “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins beat Bruce Blank in a Hardcore Match in 7:49 with a Tornado DDT onto a steel chair. - TKO beat Déjà Vu in 6:37 with the TKO Spike. - The first video package showed highlights of the history of the Cold Front Classic. Following the video, Kevin Cole interviewed Landon Maddix. Maddix talked about Cucaracha International, and gave a few backhanded compliments to JJ Johnson. He then proclaimed himself to be the greatest wrestler in SWF history, saying that he had accomplished everything that there is to accomplish in the SWF, but it would be icing on the cake for him to become a two-time Cold Front Classic winner, and even channeled his old tag team partner, saying that it was “Todd’s Will” that he win tonight. - Aecas beat the Memphis Eel in 5:01 with a Chokeslam. Prior to that, Aecas no-sold the Eel’s piledriver. On his way backstage, Aecas bumped into Mister Bruner, who was on his way to the ring to set up the stage for the House of Marvelous. The two men had a stare down for a few seconds before Bruner continued on down to the ring. - Sir Marvelous hosted a House of Marvelous segment where he invited the Scion of Light out to the ring, but ended up pulling the mic away from her every time she got ready to speak to ad lib his own answer. Eventually, S.O.L. got frustrated with this and attacked Marvelous, which led to Bruner attacking her, which, in turn, led to an impromptu match… - Mister Bruner (with Sir Marvelous) destroyed Scion of Light in 2:59 with an avalanche splash off the second rope. Afterwards, Bruner powerbombed S.O.L. over the top rope and out of the ring! “Call the Ambulance,” indeed… - The second video package showed Akira Kaibatsu’s run to the International Title, as well as the events leading up to the triple threat match. Afterwards, Cyclone Comet interviewed Kaibatsu, who said that he had become a marked man since winning the International Title, but that he had risen up to every challenge placed before him, and that this would be no different. Akira then pledged to walk out of Crimson Yuletide with the International Title. - Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart beat Judge William Hearford and Fugue in 8:31, when Staunton and Rageheart hit a double-powerbomb on Fugue. - They showed a video recap of the relationship between Michael Stephens and Gabriel Drake. Afterwards, Ben Hardy spoke to Michael Stephens, who stated that the issues between him and Drake have been a thorn in his side for far too long already, and that he was going to put an end to things tonight. Hardy mention the schedule that Stephens has had to keep defending all of his titles, and asked him if he felt fatigue would be a factor. Stephens got a little defensive at this point, saying that he was in the best shape of his career, and that he wasn’t even the least bit worried about wearing down. He went on to say that he’s never made excuses in his career, and that if Drake were to somehow beat him, he’s not the kind of man that would blame it on his schedule, so there was no point in Hardy even bringing it up. He closed by saying that it doesn’t matter how many times he’s had to wrestle recently, because once it came down to him and Drake, the outcome was going to be the same as it was between him and everybody else. - Johnny Dangerous beat Jamie Drazon in 14:04 with a Blue Thunder Bomb. Crimson Yuletide: - It’ll be a shame if that was Flesher’s last match, especially since he’s proven that he’s still got it. I mean, the last time he “retired,” it came out of nowhere, but it was still a powerful moment… You can’t have the GOAT go out with no fan fare in a curtain jerker like that! Tom needs to go out at Genesis, or at least in a main event, or something; anything but that. No disrespect to Herzog, but Flesher deserves better. - Before the match between Donette and Nighthawk could get started, Mr. Galatea came down to the ring and beat them both down with a barbed wire bat! I don’t think anyone was really looking forward to that match, anyway, so most people were real happy… Or maybe they were just happy to see Galatea; he got a HUGE pop. He even stayed in the ring to pose for a few minutes, before going backstage. - They went a little over the top with this willitblend.com stuff between matches; they had people walking down the aisle giving out t-shirts and stuff, and even had a raffle to give out blenders… I’ll be glad when the SWF finds a new sponsor, though, ‘cause I can definitely live without having to put up with that again… - A bunch of guys behind me had signs shaped like slices of bread, and they were all shouting “STRAIGHT FUCKING BREAD!” every time Jimmy hit a move throughout the Hardcore match… It was kind of creepy, to be honest with you… - Once again, Triple J carries Maddix to a great match. These two have great in-ring chemistry, and their matches are always stiff as FUCK! Nice to see Landon finally figure out that Exploder… I even thought he was going to win there when he hit that Crash Landon… and then JJ went batshit… Landon stayed down for a good five minutes before he could finally move on his own power. The fans gave him a standing ovation as Megan helped him backstage. - It’s very rare to watch a match where you just know that one guy’s going to win, and anything the other guy does is just delaying the inevitable. Flesher used to have that in his prime, and Drake has it now. I’ve seen Toxxic beat legends, but the whole time I was watching this match, I had this eerie feeling like nothing Toxxic did was going to be good enough. My heart was up in my throat for most of this match, but when Drake kicked out of that inglorious, it just fell down into my stomach… Congrats to Drake; he just would not be denied tonight. Biggest Pops 1) Galatea! 2) Michael Stephens 3) Landon Maddix 4) Tom Flesher 5) Wildchild Most Heat 1) Gabriel Drake 2) JJ Johnson 3) Alan Clark 4) Jay Hawke 5) Mike Cross

The Kings have been done since Webber blew his knee out; we've just been too fucking stubborn to lay down. And, until Petrie commits to a real rebuild, we're going to continue to be done... this rebuild on the fly shit isn't going to cut it.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there...

And the World Tour continues to be biased against South America & the Caribbean...

Stats v.2007.2.01: Added: Added new signature move (Shotgun Dropkick), added Youtube link to theme song, added move to tag team stats (Rockerplex). Changed: Signature move changed to Rare move (Presumed Guilty), changed some of the descriptions. Last MAJOR update: November 5th ============== Smarks Board Name: Mr. S£im Citrus Wrestler's Name: Wildchild Real Name: Dominic LeCroix Alias: WC (pronounced Dub-Cee), the Bahama Bomber, the Caribbean Cruiser, the Tropical Tumbler, the Human Hurricane Height: 5'11'' Weight: 214 lbs. Hometown: Morgan's Bluff, Andros, Commonwealth of the Bahamas (usually just announced as "from the Bahamas.") Age: 25 Face/Heel: Lifelong Face Stable: None Tag Team: Wild and Dangerous Ring Escort: None (see bio) Weapon(s): See Wrestling Attire Quote: None (note: Wildchild has a thick Caribbean accent. He sounds like the guys in the Malibu Rum commercials: he's Seriously Easy Going!) Important Character Note: Wildchild will not usually bleed, even in hardcore matches. Please read the Rare Moves section for an explanation. Looks: Wildchild has caramel-colored skin and shoulder-length braided black hair. He has light brown eyes. He appears toned, but is not overly muscular, and is hairless except for the hair on his head. He also now has tattoos all over his upper body: • Across his throat, a one-inch braided pattern resembling a rope • Across his right shoulder and down his back is a thin black outline bordering the scar from his reconstructive surgery, made a necessity by a vicious attack at the hands of Mike Van Siclen. Written vertically to the left of the outline are the words “n'oubliez jamais, ne pardonnez jamais” in bloodied text: “never forget, never forgive.” • Across his back, a weeping angel, surrounded by the faces of Henri, Diana, Marius and Lillian, Wildchild’s parents and two siblings. • On his left bicep, the LeCroix family crest. Wrestling attire: Wildchild wears knee-length solid black "Olympic-style" wrestling tights, with the colors of the National Flag of the Bahamas running vertically down each leg. He wears heavy black facepaint across his eyes that covers the upper portion of his face, and streaks down his cheeks. He wears black kneepads and wraps his arms in rough heavy gauze, from his knuckles up to his elbows, in order to give a little extra impact to his punches. He also wears shin guards, which are painted to resemble the National Flag of the Bahamas, and WC is not shy about using them as weapons, to make his kicks and his patented Leg Lariat even more dangerous! For ease of reference, a picture of the flag of the Bahamas can be seen below: Ring Entrance: "Let's Get Dirty," by Redman. The lights in the arena will flash on and off as WC makes his way to the ring. WC somersaults between the bottom and middle ropes to enter the ring (this is the only quirk in WC's ring entrance, so you're welcome to freestyle it as long as you leave this in). If he is currently a title holder, he’ll head towards the edge of the ring and climb up onto the ropes, holding the title overhead right as Redman shouts “I CAN’T GET IN DA CLUUUUUB!” This is also usually when the lights come back on. is a link to the unedited version of "Let's Get Dirty" on Youtube; unfortunately, it's attached to a really ghey DBZ clip... Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 2 - Wildchild relies much more upon leverage and momentum to chop down his opponents than power. His strength is only a factor when using his finishers, and even then, he generally only uses his primary finisher against other Cruiserweights. Speed: 10 - Wildchild is the fastest wrestler in the SWF, and by far the most acrobatic; this is due to the fact that, before he became the Wildchild, Dominic LeCroix was an actual, trained, professional circus acrobat. He utilizes his speed and agility to his fullest advantage, and has a great deal of "high-risk" attacks in his repertoire. Wildchild's ability to strike quickly and elusively is what makes him such a dangerous opponent. Vitality: 4 - As a result of his background as a circus acrobat, Wildchild has an extremely high degree of flexibility, which makes him highly resistant to "bendy" submissions, but will not do much to protect him from "squeezy" ones. He also has a fairly high degree of stamina and endurance, due to his physical conditioning. He will be able to withstand most wear-down holds and some submissions, but will go down to ANY impact finisher. Charisma: 4 - Wildchild is not an overly skilled mic worker, but has developed a strong cult following, due to his magnetic personality and exciting maneuvers. The crowd pops HUGE in anticipation whenever Wildchild goes to the top rope, because you never know what he's going to do up there. Style: Technical high-flier, with extremely Lucha tendencies (earlier in his career, he was straight Lucha Suicida, and would fly just for the sake of flying, but he's been trying to become a more complete wrestler in recent years). He is a capable mat wrestler, but wrestling on the mat goes against Wildchild's instincts; he is in constant motion, and is always either running to the ropes, or flying off them. Wildchild's strategy is to use his superior speed and maneuverability to tire his opponents out, and to use his body as a weapon, battering his opponents with high-speed flying attacks until they wear down. High-risk maneuvers are a staple of Wildchild's offense, and he will often perform an ornate, flashy move when a much more conventional move would have had the same effect. The key to writing Wildchild is to make the most of his athleticism, and write lots and lots (and LOTS) of high spots. As an unintentional by-product of his extended feuds with technical wizards Ejiro Fasaki, Scott Pretzler and Jay Hawke, Wildchild has become a more adept technical wrestler, and will occasionally utilize a takedown that enables him to follow up with a high-speed attack. One of the staples of his offense, for example, has become a waistlock takedown into a running senton splash. Additionally, Wildchild has become more of a brawler, depending more heavily on punches than ever before. He has even begun wrapping his hands and arms in heavy gauze in an attempt to give more force to his punches. Despite the fact that he lacks great strength, Wildchild's phenomenal speed and agility often allow him to hit his opponents several times before they even have the opportunity to strike back. Wildchild's speed and agility makes him highly effective against strikers, against whom Wildchild can use his superior speed to dodge the majority of their offense. He is least effective versus power wrestlers and grapplers, who are often able to dictate the pace of the match, and take him out of the air. Signature moves (in order of frequency of use): Leg Lariat Character Note: Wildchild does not use clotheslines; partially due to his relative lack of upper body strength, but mostly because he just plain doesn't like to. Please use leg lariats whenever you want to write a clothesline spot. Pinball: Slingshot rolling ball attack. This is Wildchild's premier signature move. Wildchild runs towards the ropes, jumps onto the top rope, curls into a ball, and launches himself at his opponents' head/upper torso. Maximum effective range: 8 feet. VERY high-speed attack. Not finisher strength, and often no-sold by wrestlers with high strength ratings (7+) and super-heavyweights, but virtually impossible to dodge, due to Wildchild's tremendous speed. Character note: The Pinball attack is not likely to be blocked or dodged by anyone with a speed rating lower than 8, unless they've wrestled WC, like, a buttload of times, enough to have grown familiar with his timing (like Toxxic, Johnny or Jay Hawke). Basically, if you've never wrestled WC before, you're not going to be able to move out of the way, unless you're as fast as Zyon, or thereabouts. Freefall (Airborne monkey-flip): Wildchild whips his opponents to the ropes, leaps up towards their chest (as if attempting to execute a Lou Thesz press), hooks his hands behind his opponents' head, and throws his opponent in monkey-flip fashion (think Scorpion's Air Throw from Mortal Kombat II). Can also be used to counter certain top rope moves. Wildchild often lands on his feet after executing this move. Caribbean Cutter (Rocker Dropper): This is Wildchild's primary "out of nowhere" transition move (as in KICK! WHAM! CUTTER~!). Wildchild leaps into the air, drapes his leg over the back of his opponent’s neck, and uses leverage and momentum to drive the opponent face-first into the canvas. Bahama Bomb (Sunset Flip Powerbomb): Now only done to the outside of the ring: When the opponent is standing on the ring apron with his back to the crowd, WC leaps over the top rope, latches his arms around the victim's waist and pulls him off the apron, using leverage and momentum, rather than power, to drive his opponent into the arena floor! Springboard DDT: After knocking his opponents to the ring apron, Wildchild leaps to the second turnbuckle, jumps over the top rope, and hits his opponent with a Tornado DDT to the arena floor (think Chris Jericho's springboard dropkick to the outside, except with a Tornado DDT.) Shotgun Dropkick (running dropkick): Done only outside the ring... Wildchild gets his opponent out to the floor on the side facing the ramp, and then heads up the ramp (usually between 20-30 feet) before running back down towards the ring at full speed and crushing his opponent's chest with a running dropkick! Andros Dive: Wildchild’s tremendous agility enables him to easily walk, or even run, across the top rope. The Andros Dive is when Wildchild climbs onto the top turnbuckle of any corner of the ring, and runs across the top rope, leaping outside the ring when he reaches the other turnbuckle, and diving out onto his opponent. This is one of Wildchild’s most varied and dangerous attacks, and he has finished the dive with maneuvers ranging from a cross-body block to a dropkick to a flying headscissors to a chairshot (creativity is the key when writing Wildchild, so be creative). Whiplash (Standing Flipping Neck Snap): Wildchild runs to the ropes behind his opponent, while they are either standing or on their knees, leaps into the air and flips over them, grabbing their heads as flies over and slams them face first into the canvas (e.g., John Cena's "Throwback"). Andros Drop: Twisting body splash. Wildchild ascends to the top rope, leaps off towards his opponent, while rotating across a horizontal axis, with his arms extended in a "T" (crucifix) position. Common moves: Blue Crush (Twisting Vertical Body Splash in the corner): "Stinger" Splash in the corner, proceeded by a twist. It's kinda like a 360º dunk... except it's a splash in the corner... Top Rope/Turnbuckle Sunset Flip. Various Handspring attacks (elbow, cross-body, flying forearm, will sometimes just handspring and backflip over his opponent to set up something else entirely.) Moonsault press Flying Forearm "Shooting Star" Missile Dropkick (Missile Dropkick preceded by a forward flip) Corkscrew Vertical Suplex: Wildchild lifts his opponents over head in a vertical suplex position, and spins around 270º degrees before dropping his opponent to the canvas. This is WC's preferred maneuver for setting up turnbuckle attacks, particularly the Andros Drop. Running Senton Splash Flying Back Elbow Smash Miscellaneous cruiserweight moves (armdrags, cross-body blocks, La Majistral, ranas, etc.) Shuffling Sidekick Gamengiri: Standing either directly in front of, or just beside his opponent, Wildchild leaps into the air and whips his far leg towards his opponent's face, striking them in the face with the lower part of his leg. It's similar in appearance to an Enzugiri, except that it's done to the face instead of the back of the head. Top Rope/Turnbuckle Senton Splash Top Rope/Turnbuckle Fistdrop Monkey Flip (executed from the corner) Bulldog Headlock Backflip kick (typically executed following a leapfrog) Suicide Dive to the outside Top rope elbow smash Running elbow drop Rare moves: Bahaman Destroyer (Top Rope Sunset Flip Piledriver): That's right, you heard me... This move can be done either offensively or defensively, (e.g., to counter a superplex). With the opponent on the middle ropes, and his back facing the ring, WC leaps over his opponents’ head, latches his arms around the victim's waist and pulls him off the turnbuckle, using leverage and momentum, rather than power, to drive his opponent headfirst into the canvas! The Wild-Driver: Reverse Double-Underhook Piledriver. This moves starts out the same way as the Wild Ride, where Wildchild bends his opponent over at the waist and stands in front of him, with his back to the opponent. He locks his left arm with the opponent's left arm, and his right arm with the opponent's right. At this point, the maneuver deviates from the Wild Ride, as Wildchild kicks his legs out from under him and drops straight down, driving his opponent's head into the canvas. This move is similar in function to Christian's "Unprettier," except that it’s more of a head bump than a face bump. Presumed Guilty (Springboard Jump Swinging DDT): Wildchild will leap from the ring apron onto the top rope and spring into the ring, snaring his opponent's head in a front facelock and swinging around, driving their face into the mat with a DDT. Blood Frenzy (Not to be used without my permission): First a quick clarification about a couple of things: 1 - It's not actually called "Blood Frenzy" by the announcers; in fact, they don't really call it anything, other to say that WC's snapped, or gone crazy, or something... it's just a name that I came up with because I figured, if it was in WC's stats, it ought to have a name of some kind. The Blood Frenzy originated in the JL, when I wrote a match against Manson where WC snapped after getting busted open, and basically tore Manson a new asshole, culminating with him giving Manson a Wild Ride on the concrete (which Manson was nice enough to sell in later matches, by the way... thanks Manson). I wrote it because I was desperate to get the match in on time, only to discover that I won when Manson no-showed. I later decided that I actually kind of liked it, and wanted it to be something that WC could do from time to time, but I didn't want it to happen often, so I made it a rare move. It's pretty much the equivalent of when Hogan "Hulked up," or when Ken Shamrock was "In the Zone," or whenever a wrestler goes into a brief period of no-selling, only for WC it only happens when he does a blade job... 2 - If you really just want to have WC bleed, all I ask is that you please have it be for something that leads directly to the finish of the match, ie, you hit WC with your finisher onto a chair, and then cover him... or something to that effect. Just don't have WC get up and keep fighting after getting busted open, and I'm cool. And now, for the ridiculously contrived description: Whenever he sees his own blood, Wildchild enters a state of frenzy. During this frenzy, he is jacked up on adrenaline and becomes much more aggressive, with a tendency to execute more physically impacting (read: head dropping) moves. Due to his manic condition, his balance and coordination also becomes impaired, meaning that he is able to perform far fewer acrobatic ones (e.g., ranas). Due to the adrenaline running through his veins, Wildchild becomes stronger and more resistant to pain, at the expense of some of his speed, causing his moves to do more damage. But this greater strength is not without a price: in addition to lesser speed and slower reaction time, Wildchild loses the ability to run across, or even balance on, the top ropes, although he retains the ability to climb the turnbuckles: ranas, headscissors, and all springboard moves are out. During this frenzied state, Wildchild is able to no-sell for short periods of time, which basically means he'll shrug off a few punches and maybe bounce right back up after a suplex. Wildchild's stats while in Blood Frenzy are as follows: Strength: 5 Speed: 7 Vitality: 7 Charisma: 1 Wildchild typically remains in Blood Frenzy for approximately five minutes, or until the sound of the bell ringing snaps him out of it, whichever comes first. WC usually comes out of Blood Frenzy by losing consciousness due to the loss of blood, and passing out. Note: Blood Frenzy is reserved for intense and/or long-term feuds (see: WC/Ejiro, WC/Johnny, WC/Hawke) Finishers: Primary: The Wild Ride: Mexican Clutch Bomb (aka Vertebreaker). Wildchild bends his opponent over at the waist and stands in front of him, with his back to the opponent. He locks his left arm with the opponent's left arm, and his right arm with the opponent's right. Wildchild then rotates his body so that he underneath his opponent, bent over at the waist, with his opponent draped over his back. Wildchild then stands erect, leaving his opponent hanging upside down on his back, their legs dangling off his shoulders. Wildchild then swings his feet off the canvas in front of him, and drops to his posterior, driving his opponent head first into the canvas. This drop is often preceded by a primal scream. *Rarely done against wrestlers above 230 pounds, due to Wildchild's relative lack of physical strength. Not used against wrestlers weighing more than 250 pounds NOTE: Please do not kick out of the Wild Ride without asking me first! I have two other finishers; if you want to no-sell WC's finisher, I'd prefer if you please use one of those instead. Secondary: The Bird Dropping (Flying vertical splash from the top turnbuckle) * This finisher will be used against anybody that's too big for the Wild Ride. Submission: Figure-Four Leglock Character Note: In matches that have a "No DQ" stipulation, Wildchild will reverse his shin guards and use them to add pressure to his figure-four. Notes: The Wildchild is VERY athletic, a reflection of his background as a circus performer, and has an unnaturally high degree of balance and agility. His ability to easily balance on the ropes, as well as his ability to leap atop the turnbuckles without stumbling enables him to hit flying attacks with a high degree of speed and accuracy. He is very comfortable walking, and even running, across the top rope, due to his experience as a high-wire artist, and uses the ropes for many of his various springboard attacks. Wildchild is able to leap to extraordinary heights, and gets more air than any other performer in the SWF, giving even greater impact to his many flying attacks. Since he has spent most of his time in the SWF feuding with wrestlers that are highly regarded as mat tacticians, Wildchild has gradually introduced a few more technical aspects to his wrestling, employing a far greater number of takedowns and wear-down holds. Despite this, high-speed and high-risk maneuvers remain the "meat and potatoes" of his offense. Bio: Parts One through Four available upon request Part Five: After a rough beginning to their reunion, Wild and Dangerous climbed the mountain, and regained their Tag Team Titles for a record-breaking fifth time, a record that was actually set by them! They continue to break ground in the tag team division, having accomplished five times what no other team has ever accomplished more than twice… and they’re still not satisfied; having lost the tag team titles to Revolution Zero, Wildchild sustained a Grade-2 concussion, but his resolve to return and help Johnny win a sixth Tag Team Championship has never been stronger! Despite his youth, having not yet even entered his prime, Wildchild has already begun looking at life beyond the squared circle: already the owner of a gym in the Bahamas where he trains wrestlers for the ACWA, a Caribbean-based wrestling promotion; he has also referred some of his talent to the SWF, where two of his referrals have been signed to developmental contracts. Additionally, Dominic LeCroix has recently proposed to his long-time girlfriend, Melissa Fasaki, and she has accepted. Although the couple currently do not have a date set for their wedding, they have come to the mutual decision that Melissa will no longer accompany Wildchild to the ring, although she does still accompany him on the road. ======== Wild and Dangerous Team Members: Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous Combined weight: 439 pounds Alignment: Face Wrestling attire: Wildchild wears knee-length solid black "Olympic-style" wrestling tights (a la Mr. Perfect), with the National Flag of the Bahamas running vertically down each leg. He wears heavy black facepaint across his eyes that covers the upper portion of his face, and streaks down his cheeks. He wears black kneepads with black tae kwon do-style footpads, and wraps his arms in heavy gauze, from his knuckles up to his elbows, in order to give a little extra impact to his punches. Johnny wears knee-length solid black "Olympic-style" wrestling tights, with the flag of the United States of America running vertically down each leg. He wears black kneepads and black wrestling boots, and keeps his hair slicked back. Ring Entrance: Wild and Dangerous come down to the ring to “Starsky and Hutch” by LL Cool J and Busta Rhymes Note: Wildchild always starts out tag team matches for Wild and Dangerous. Style: Wild and Dangerous are the SWF's premier tag team, in terms of tandem double-team maneuvers. Since they tend to have a distinct size disadvantage against most of their opponents, they utilize double-team maneuvers early and often to chop their opponents down to size. They are both high-fliers, and many of their double teams involve one or both of them coming off the top rope. Remember, W&D's trademark is lots and LOTS of double teams, so spare no expense. Tag Team Moves: Wild and Dangerous employ a litany of double-team maneuvers, which include, but are not limited to: Slam Dance: Johnny will drape an opponent's upper body on the top rope and grab them by the legs, effectively dangling them horizontally off the top rope. Wildchild will race towards the opposite edge of the ring, bouncing off the ropes to build momentum, and leap Johnny's shoulders, landing across the victim's back (This maneuver was used often by the Fabulous Rougeaus, as well as the WGTT). Super Chicklet Buster: double Superkick Rockerplex: Johnny holds the victim overhead in a stalling vertical suplex, and WC dives from the top rope to crash into the victim with a flying cross-body block as Johnny falls backwards. E.L.E. (Extinction Level Event): With their intended victim lying on the mat, Wildchild will leap from one turnbuckle to execute a shooting-star frog splash as Johnny leaps from the opposite turnbuckle to deliver a corkscrew legdrop. Double shoulderblock: Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous will both leap from the same turnbuckle, smashing into their opponent with a flying double-shoulderblock. Drop toehold (executed by Johnny Dangerous) into running knee smash (executed by Wildchild) Double leg-whip powerbomb: With their opponent lying on their back, Wildchild and Johnny each grapevine one of the victim's legs with their near leg. They reach across their bodies with their far arms and lock hands, and then roll forward, pulling the victim off the mat and through the air before slamming them back down to the mat (Tajiri and Whipwreck used to do this all the time in ECW). Miscellaneous double-team maneuvers (double hiptoss, double dropkick, double suplex, double DDT, etc.) Slingshot maneuvers (Johnny delivers slingshot unless otherwise stated): - Slingshot into Pinball - Slingshot into Dropkick - Slingshot into Cross Body Block - Slingshot into Clothesline (Clothesline delivered by Johnny) - Slingshot into Blockbuster (Blockbuster delivered by Johnny): With Johnny standing on the top turnbuckle, Wildchild grabs the victim by the legs and falls backwards, propelling him towards the corner with a slingshot. Johnny leaps off the top turnbuckle, ensnaring the victim's head at the apex of the swing, and driving them backwards back down to the canvas with a top rope neckbreaker (Blockbuster). Finishers: Primary: Dangerous Drop (Electric Chair Drop/Top Rope Bulldog combination): Johnny places the victim on his shoulders and faces the center of the ring while Wildchild leaps off the top rope, grabbing the victims head with a side headlock on the way down, and Johnny sits down suddenly in an Electric Chair drop, basically creating an assisted top rope bulldog. Alternate: Silver Bullet (Backdrop/Flying Forearm combination): Johnny whips the intended victim to the ropes as Wildchild ascends to the top rope. Johnny lifts the victim high into the air for a big back-body drop as Wildchild explodes off the top turnbuckle, blasting the airborne victim in the face with a flying forearm. He will usually land on top of them, often for the pin. Note: Wild and Dangerous usually set up this move, but Wildchild's ability to quickly get to the top rope, combined with the often unpredictably sudden nature of a backdrop makes this a very easy maneuver for Wild and Dangerous to hit out of nowhere.

If we were "arguing," it's only because I was being a sensitive twat the other day... Mea culpa.

I beg your pardon? I didn't know that Tom was writing himself to lose until after I saw his losing match. Are you suggesting that I didn't win legit?

Nothing like a guy snapping to put the exclamation point on a match... that was outstanding. EDIT - And I thought I was the only guy here who'd ever jobbed himself in a title match...

We have a CFC Final yet?

What the fuck, what?

Rome should be dragged into the street and shot on the six o'clock news. Kornheiser's radio show > *.*

Get an ethernet cable.

Oh yeah... I keep forgetting that Chicago has a hockey team... which is strange, because I used to live in Zion... Actually, it isn't all that strange; I tend to forget that sports other than basketball exist... in fact, that reminds me of a story from back when I first joined the Navy: I remember when I got to my A-school back in '95, I was playing pickup ball at the gym, and I was wearing a custom jersey with the number 88 on it. I remember somebody asked me if I was a Michael Irvin fan, and I swear to God, I looked at him like he had three heads and asked, "who?"

I can't believe you have the nerve to call yourself a Lakers fan... And, not for nothing, but the '04 Pistons, '90 Pistons and '79 Supersonics all won championships with their starting guards as their top two scorers. I realize that they weren't all Top-10 in the League in scoring for those respective seasons, but if they're the top two scoring options for their respective teams, shouldn't that count?