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Huh?

Didn't Shaq wrestle with Hogan, too?

Say what now?

Okay, I'll give it up: that Fruit Drop one was pretty tough... reminded me of why I hated the arcade version. How many more versions of Tetris do you have for me to own?

Somebody's never seen Harlem Nights...

Five who that lifted what?

I'm not a member of myspace; what is this?

Whoever's idea it is to keep adding these bullshit "K-Mart" versions of Tetris, please... fucking quit it. They all suck. Or at least have the decency to list them alphabetically, so I don't have to keep playing Where's Waldo to fucking find them all...

Coax from wall to rodem. Ethernet from Modem to router. The laptop will detect the router. If you don't want people to be able to leech your internet connection, you'll want to set encryption, but I recommend that you don't fuck with it unless you know how. If you do fuck it up, however (and, unfortunately for me, most people who try to fuck with their wireless settings by themselves do), as long as you still have at least one computer that you can wire direly into the router, you should be okay.

What the shit was that? "Just like Tetris" my ass...

Come on, Mak, use the HOM... don't make me beg...

$150 Pay cash or do without, that's what my pops taught me...

Oh my God! You've got Fasaki's Disease!

I'll take a match if it'll help out, Tom.

Piffle. I once wrote five falls in that span of words. Dub "Undisputed master of the Five Wounds Match" Cee

So who's more limited: the writer that can't write a quality match over 5K (read: me), or the the writer that can't write a quality match under 5K?

If you still need a marker for the tag match, I'll take it.

I dunno. You tell me.

Your political compass Economic Left/Right: 3.38 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 4.05 Interesting... according to that graph, I believe that puts me somewhere between Hitler and Margaret Thatcher?

Judge is a lush? And you guys need to hurry the hell up and get to your mid/late-twenties or whatever age it is when most guys outgrow that binge drinking bullshit.

I just realized that Johnny hasn't been online since two days before the card was even posted. I wasn't planning to have to write the whole thing by myself; I could be in for a long night...

Send the shit you have to me, Toxxic; I'll do it.

Well, I guess I'll find out in the next few days where Johnny's head is at... since he apparently lost the IN title via no-show, where that is could be anybody's guess. PS - I changed our team's ring music.

Well, if Johnny's booked for singles, then I can't write, so I might as well volunteer to mark again...

That's a fair observation, Cross, but it doesn't really disprove my argument: he could have fleshed out a nice little sub-story with Johnny and Bruce, given their apparently-aborted feud over then IN title, or Bruce and Jimmy, given their respective runs in the Hardcore division, or with Drake and Landon, given the ongoing storyline going on in the ME, and so on and so forth. The match could have been greatly enhanced by adding a little more subtext to it with some... segways, as you put it, and I think that Akira's ability to do that in his match was greatly inhibited by eliminating so many major players so early.