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-PR has some words for The Lightning Crew concerning their performances at AngleSlam on Sunday -Stephen Joseph Popick has an announcement concerning PRL, the 24/7 Title, and the September 8th HeldDOWN~!

Yeah, but I always considered Popick to be an "unofficial" member of The Lightning Crew. He only hangs out with them because he's managing PRL, but he doesn't really care about them, only PR, since that's his "Corporate Champion". Sort of like when Bret Hart used to come to the ring with the nWo, but wasn't an actual member back in 1998. Or when DX "adopted" Mankind into the group when he won the WWF Title for the first time. Anyway, I skimmed the show except the main event, which I loved. Hoff and Axel kicking out of each other's finishers was a surprise, as was Axel acting like a heel. Congradulations Hoff! It's about time! Also, thanks for putting my matches in the order I wanted them to, although you forgot to add LaParkaYourCar into the credits. Hopefully, Masked Man Of Mystery will have the Lindsay/Ayane match sent today, although if you read the show, you'll know who won that match. Now that I think about it, maybe I should have held off on the debut of the new 24/7 Title until HeldDOWN~!. By debuting the belt before the PRL/Otaku match, I may have unintentionally given away the ending to that match. What do you guys think? I'll give more feedback later. Before HeldDOWN~! this Thursday atleast.

Oh Hoff, me and LaParkaYourCar wrote The Parka/Vitamin X Street Fight together.

I say wait until those matches get sent to you. I like it when the shows are complete.

All my stuff has been sent!

We haven't done this in a few months, so I figured, what the hey? You know what to do: OAOAST X-Division Championship Peter Knight (Champion) vs. Crystal (Challenger) Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez vs. Ayane Mitsui Punkmaster P & Synth vs. The New New Midnight Express (with Jim Cornette) Grudge Match "Silky Smooth" Leon Rodez vs. Christian Wright OAOAST 24/7 Championship "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Champion with Stephen Joseph Popick) vs. Otaku II (Challenger with "The Sheriff" Tony Capella) The Original Elite Explodes! CWM vs. Tony Brannigan Heartland Invitational Chamber Of Hell Match for the OAOAST Heartland Championship Alfdogg (Champion) vs. Cuban Wall (Challenger) vs. Mike Guerriero (Challenger) vs. Thunderkid (Challenger) vs. Reject (Challenger) vs. JINGUS (Challenger) First Time Ever! Zack Malibu vs. "Reckless" Drek Stone Stephen Joseph Popick and "Iceheart" Dan Black vs. The Global Party Exchange "The Parka Returns!" Street Fight The Parka vs. Vitamin X Main Event OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Axel (Champion) vs. Hoff (Challenger)

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"An Abductee (Live version)"-Quarashi

Favorite Quarashi Albums 1. Xeneizes 2. Jinx 3. Quarashi 4. Guerilla Disco 5. Switchstance

Hey NYU, clear out your PM box. I gotta send you the PRL/Otaku match.

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I finally got around to reading the show. It was pretty good. I am enjoying Calvin Szechstein's reign as HeldDOWN~! General Manager. I'm shocked that Thunderkid and Reject are back, although I always liked Reject, so I'm glad to see him finally appear on HeldDOWN~!. The Parka/Vitamin X segment was great. Props to LaParkaYourCar for that one. The main event was great. I was shocked that The South Central Militia returned. I had a feeling that The New New Midnight Express wouldn't lose, since this match took place on a HeldDOWN~!, and not a pay-per-view. Good show everyone. Thumbs up.

I can't wait for this to come out!

I wonder if HBK is going to go back to being a traditional face, or if he is going to continue playing the cocky asshole like he did in the promo against Masters.

I also think the Cena/Jericho match from last night was better.

I hate Cena's new shirt. It looks alot like something Stone Cold would wear.

Didn't Hurricane announced he was dating Stacy on RAW last week? So much for that.

Wasn't Candice on SmackDown! for only a month? I'm predicting Trish Stratus returns in this segment.

-A KICKIN' IT OLD SKOOL~! segment so that the 4 LC members who will be competing at AngleSlam can all cut promos in the same segment, instead of doing them seperately throughout the show -Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Lilith vs. Ayane Mitsui and Ann Archy

-PRL promo -Otaku II continues on the Road To AngleSlam by taking on another Lightning Crew member

I haven't seen Hoff on AIM since Thursday afternoon.

I like it.

Uh, did Hoff disappear off the face of the Earth last night?

So, wait, cricket players are called bowlers? So what are people who play bowling called? Oh, you non-Americans and your non-American sports!

-So Calvin's the new GM? In the words of Carlito Carribean Cool: Dat's cool! It's a good choice. Does this mean Chuck Woolery is back, or is someone else controlling his character? Because I would like to use him in one of my segments next week. -Ha! Popick is getting stalked by a cow! I like how Popick uses pics in his writings. The picture of the cow silhouette was the best. -The Pantera/Molly match was pretty good. That type of women's match would never be seen in the WWE. I didn't expect the Minnesota Angels to attack after the end of the match. -HA! Popick is starting to get paranoid over a cow! I like it. -Holly-Wood is going to sleep with Ned if he beats her next week? That's quite a risque stipulation for the OAOAST, don't you think? Although since this is the same e-fed that's had a dead zombie valet, twins fight each other Matrix style, and a man beating up a cow, the OAOAST is certainly not your average wrestling e-fed! I'm interested for the Holly/Ned match next week. I'm thinking Ned wins. -What's Murphy's Law? I didn't get that reference. I liked Crystal's excuse about the great, great grandmother. I also liked that PK wanted to wrestle even after the Ultimate X match. It puts him over as a tough S.O.B., atleast I think so. I though the janitor doing some foreshadowing was funny. -I wonder who Brodie got the money from? -Good interview from Alf establishing him as the heel in his match against Hoff. What I like about Alf's interviews is that they are always fill with sports references, and this one was no exception. I liked the crack about Rafael Palmeiro. -Ooh, The Original Elite is doing a dissension angle? Sounds interesting. -I read License To Pin 2004, and, even though I actually LIKE Popick, I gotta agree, that show was a disaster. Wait, I thought Leon took on The Mad Cappa at Thanksgiving Star Wars, not Climax! I guess I have to read more of the shows that happened while I was gone. Anyway, that was a great interview from Rodez. About time that he got his hands around Christian Wright's neck. -Good segment with Leon, Jade, and the Minnesota Angels. -That damn cow won't stop stalking Popick! Doesn't she know that he saved the board!? How dare she!? HOW DARE SHE!? -Great segment with the Upstarts and the Originals. I, too, was surprise that Zack came to the aid of Black T. Christian Wright and Bohemonth helping out the Upstarts? That was surprising too. I am digging the "hands-off" approach to the Zack/Drek feud. You just know that a one-on-one match between the two of them will happen eventually. The question is when? The fighting between the Originals makes for an entertaining read. Are they EVER going to be on the same page? -I'm confused as to why Alfdogg was cheered by the crowd when he cut a heel promo earlier in the show. I guess the fans forgave him rather quickly. Really great match between Hoff and Alfdogg. It just had a big time main event feel. I knew Hoff was going to win, but it was still great nonetheless. Overall, it was a great show. I can't wait until next week! Thumbs up.