Ed Wood Caulfield

-Vitamin X shall be on the show with a new entrance song~! Can this segment be the last segment on the show? The Vitamin X segment will have feature a surprise appearance, and I feel like this segment will be the perfect way to end the show.

-Vitamin X gloats about his victory over The Parka

Just to let you know, my phone line got disconnected, so I won't be able to send the Intergender Tag Team Match until tomorrow or maybe even Wednesday at the latest. So, you'll have to edit my match into the show.

Parka and Vitamin X have another confrontation.

Toto Styx AC/DC Public Enemy Rage Against The Machine Def Leppard Motley Crue Coldplay Pink Floyd

Eminem Rage Against The Machine Ludacris Avril Lavigne MC Chris Del Tha Funkee Homosapien Dizee Rascal

::busts out the MC Hammer all over Zack:: MC Hammer>Vanilla Ice

How long did you have to wait before she showed up?

Well, the good news is that you don't need to do that mission in order to complete the game. So, I can just skip it, since I don't think there's any chance of me completing that mission now.

There's an interview Seth McFarlene did on the Family Guy Freakin' Sweet DVD, where he said you can tell when he really likes an episode by the amount of flashbacks that appear. If there are little, that means he really liked the episode. If there are alot, then he didn't really like it.

In the Key To Her Heart mission, where you have to date the croupier in order to get the security keycard, at exactly what time does the croupier show up at her house? I waited at her house for 24 hours, and she never showed up.

PRL gets the 24/7 Title back and... Wait for it... BELTSHOTS HOFF!!! TOO!!!

-Good little opening segment with Leon Rodez. I wonder which Diva Search 2004 contenstant he called? I'm guessing Carmella. I laughed when he called Koko B. Ware. -I've never heard the song "Black", so everytime I read Hoff's entrance, Randy Orton's theme song pops into my head. Whether or not that's good depends on you. Speaking of Hoff's entrance, I thought it was hilarious that he came out to "La La". The best part was when Hoff said "Make sure that director never does another show." -Good interview with Brodie Lewis. I was surprised it was short. -Good segment with the GPX, Drek, and PK. I liked that it was set at a Starbucks stand. -Nice women's tag team match. I had no idea there was even such a thing as a frogsault. A railroad spike to the eye? That's gotta hurt! I liked Jenny's promo too. -Heh, CSI's lockerroom is actually a bathroom! I'm interested with what happens with Brock, and his future with CSI, but isn't it a little too early to do a dissension angle? I figured CSI would be a tight knit stable for atleast a year before there were even signs of dissension. -I felt that the Otaku II/Mephisto match was too short for a blowoff. It wasn't a bad match, I just felt it should have gone longer and been more dramatic for a feud that's been going on for quite a while. I also felt that commentary would have helped the match too. Still, it was a good match, just a little disappointing for a blowoff to a feud. -Funny segment with Leon, Zack, and Some Guy. The best parts were Leon looking at Los Conquistadors and saying he wasn't THAT desperate, and when Leon said he knew how to get a bikini body in 2 months. -AWESOME segment between Zack and Drek. It was the best part of the show. I am digging the slow burn to the inevitable Zack vs. Drek one-on-one match. That's a "dream match" right there. Seriously, it was excellent. -Good promo from Tony Brannigan. Short and to the point. -Good Tag Team Title Match. Again, I think it was a little too soon to do a dissension angle, but, I'm interested in what happens next, so it's all good. -I would so buy a "Hoff Does Yodeling" CD. -The Alfdogg/Some Guy Heartland Title Falls Count Anywhere Match was excellent. The best match of the night. It had a bunch of funny moments, like when Alf slapped the kid in the back of the head and said "Drive, bitch." And the part when they fought in Legos. DALE TURNS HEEL ON CHIP~!!!111 sounded funny to me for some reason. About time someone used the Mall Of America to their advantage! It was a really entertaining read. -Good main event. I had no idea that Caboose would be picked as Leon's third partner, so kudos for keeping it unpredictable. I didn't believe that Leon would go with The GPX and Drek though. I knew he would stay face. The Originals vs. New Blood angle is going great. I can't wait to see what happens next. All in all, it was another good show. (That's like what? The 1,220,300 good show in a row?) We should do the "wrestler as an announcer" thing again. Hey, how about a show with PRL as a commentator? Anyway, thumbs up from me. Good show, gang!

-Otaku II talks about The Lightning Crew's attack on Ayane Mitsui on last week's HeldDOWN~! -"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Vitamin X have a talk in The Lightning Crew dressing room

I think you're going to have to edit my stuff in, PK. I doubt I'll be done with my match by 10:00.

John "Rock Hard" Brickston has been sent to OAOVW, along with Colombian Heat, who is back in action after a year off due to a neck injury.

PM box cleared. Go ahead, man.

I'm on that mission right now, and you're right, it's fucking hard. I think I tried like three times, and then I just gave up. I'll just wait for my friend who finished the game to come over and beat it. Although with how busy he is, he'll probably come over in about 6 months.

Well, my avatar used to be a picture of Emperor Palpatine wearing Princess Leia's metal bikini from Return Of The Jedi. There's a thread over at theforce.net messageboards called The Golden Palpy Society, and in the thread, somebody asked what Palpatine wore underneath his robe. Someone said a Force Thong, so that led to that picture that used to be my avatar. And because no one asked, here is the full-size photo of Palpatine wearing Leia's bikini. It's perfect nightmare fuel! "I'll see you in your nightmares!"

I noticed that in the North American Title history section, PRL is listed as having held the title twice. Actually, PRL only held the title once. In the NA Title section, it should go: Rick Edwards -- June 3, 2004 (Defeated The Shuffle on 6-3-04 edition of HeldDown to merge NA/X-titles) The Shuffle -- January 25, 2004-June 3, 2004 Puerto Rican Lightning -- September 28, 2003-January 25, 2004 K-Ness -- July 29, 2003-September 28, 2003 "Shooter" Jay Darring -- May 25, 2003-July 29, 2003

Intergender Tag Team Match "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican & Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Stephen Joseph Popick) vs. Otaku II & Ayane Mitsui

I'm fine with Hoff on commentary too. As for what I got plan: -Hardcore Match Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez vs. Ayane Mitsui And The Corporate 24/7 Champion will be in the hizz-ouse~!

Great show. Obviously, I liked the fact that PRL made it to the Battlebowl, and I liked how that there was a moment in the match where everyone was waiting to see which side PRL went on. We should make Battlebowl an annual event. It could be our version of King Of The Ring.

Right now, I'm playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and fuck, it's been hard. Everytime I finish a hard mission, I think the next one will be easy. Instead, the next mission is harder than the last. It's going to take me forever to finish this game. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City wasn't so easy either. I've had the game since December 2002, and I'm only up to the mission where you have to kill the Haitians which is a pain in the ass. Infact, I haven't played it since December 2003. I should go back to that game someday. Sonic Heroes was the hardest Sonic game I've ever played. Ever. Sonic Adventure comes close only for the God awful and very irritating Big The Cat levels. I have no idea how many hours I spent trying to find the third chaos emerald. I was *this* close to putting the game on the shelf, but, somehow, I was able to find the third emerald, and soon I won the game. The game was hard, but those two weeks back in March-April 2004 when I played the game was great. I've never finished Super Mario Brothers 3. It took me a year and a half to finish Super Mario World, although I had some help from my aunt. Infact, she played the game more than I did. She was the one who defeated Bowser, too. Donkey Kong Country was another game that took me a year and a half to finish, although when I played it again back in the fall of 1998, it took me 2 months. Super Punch Out was SO hard. The first three boxers were easy, but it got hard once I fought Super Macho Man. After about 15 tries, I was able to beat him, but then I had to face that skinny guy who did ballet. I could never beat him. His kicks were too hard for me to block. After trying for several days, I just said "Fuck it." I put the game on the shelf and haven't played it since. Even if I wanted to play it, I can't anyway, since I didn't take my Super Nintendo when I moved to Miami, so my Super Nintendo and Super Punch Out are now gone forever.