Ed Wood Caulfield

Here's the list of theme songs for WrestleMania: WrestleMania: "Easy Rider" by ???? WrestleMania 2-WrestleMania V: Different Jim Johnston Produced Saxophone-covered tracks. A different one for each year. WrestleMania VI-WrestleMania VIII: The first real WrestleMania theme song. The classic trumpet and guitar one that was played during the commercials and during the actual show itself. WrestleMania IX: Didn't have an actual theme song. The WrestleMania V-VIII theme song played during the highlight video, but it wasn't played during the show itself or the commercials hyping up the show. The show played Roman times music and some generic stock music. WrestleMania X-XIV: The Linda McMahon theme song was used for these shows. It's the instrumental version of the "WrestleMania" rap song that was just a bunch of soundbytes from WWF wrestlers with the chorus "Whoa/Oh oh/Whoa/Oh oh/WrestleMania!/They fight to survive/Pump it up!/Pump it up!/Whoa/Oh oh/Whoa/Oh oh/WrestleMania!/They fight to survive/Just like that!/Just like that! The song appeared on WrestleMania: The Album that was released in 1993. Probalby the most famous WWF produced theme song of them all. They briefly used this song when hyping WrestleMania X-Seven back in 2001, before using "My Way". WrestleMania XV: Don't know the name. It was either a Jim Johnston produced track or some generic stock music. It was only heard during the show to my knowledge, as they used classical music for the commercial and the hyping of the show. WrestleMania 2000: "California". It's from the WWE Anthology CD, but it's a different version of the song. The song used at WrestleMania 2000 was faster, and it didn't have a rapper on it. It was just the beat and the ladies singing "California" again and again. WrestleMania X-Seven: "My Way" by Limp Bizkit. One of my all-time favorite theme songs for a wrestling show. It just fit with the show, and the main event, so well. At first, I hated this song, but by the 2,000th time I heard it, it grew on me, and now it's one of my favorites. Now everytime I heard this song, I think of WrestleMania X-Seven and Rock vs. Austin from that show, and the video package that came with it. Good times, good times. WrestleMania X-8: "Superstar" by Saliva and "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool. For some reason, they decided to use two theme songs for WrestleMania that year. WrestleMania XIX: "Crack Addict" by Limp Bizkit. "My Way" this song ain't.

It's either the two old school WrestleMania theme songs, or some classical piece of music (to fit with the prestigous of WrestleMania XX). Some classical song could fit WrestleMania XX, just like it's done so in the past, example: Hogan vs. Sting, WCW Starrcade 1997. I cannot accept anything else...although they can use "Fight" again.

I'll also be sending in an OaOasT AngleMania III countdown ad.

-Spanish Fly will be taking on some jobber. Can this be the main event? There will be an important plot devlopment in The Mad Cappa/PRL storyline during this match. -OaOasT AngleMania III Countdown ad.

Anything by 50 Cent. Anything by Good Charlotte. Anything by Sean Paul. There are other songs I hate, but those 3 artists are responsible for the majority of songs I can't stand. And I can't believe I'm actually going to write this, but...I like "Summer Girls" and their other song "Girl On T.V.".

Who competed in the WCW World War 3 60 Man Battle Royal on November 22, 1998. A Battle Royal that was won by KEVIN NASH.

I'm suprised Vince didn't try to get the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum booked for WrestleMania XV, 2000, or X-Seven. Considering those events took place during the WWF's biggest years (1999, 2000, first few months of 2001), and were getting ratings up to 7.0, I wouldn't be suprised if they were able to fill out that stadium. He could have had WrestleMania 2000 from there. It would have been great.

-Puerto Rican Lightning confronts Colombian Heat about losing to The Mad Cappa and ending the Lightning Crew Gauntlet -Colombian Heat segment in which he expresses his regret about losing to The Mad Cappa in the last match of The Lightning Crew Gauntlet -OaOasT AngleMania III countdown ad -Puerto Rican Lightning and The Mad Cappa segment concerning the end of The Lightning Crew Gauntlet. The date for the Puerto Rican Lightning/Mad Cappa Puerto Rican Championship Match is set -Puerto Rican Championship Match: Puerto Rican Lightning vs. some jobber from Puerto Rico (Can this be the main event? I got some Mad Cappa related stuff happening in this segment)

Do I need to give you some more on the Skull Mask/Ryan Smith match? Not much has been given. Okay. Sure go ahead. The more information, the better the PPV rundown, atleast I think so.

I'll be sending in a Pay-Per-View Rundown segment with Josh Matthews for OaOasT Zero Hour: Night Of The X. I could also send in a Puerto Rican Lightning promo concerning the Super X Cup match if you want. I send my segments to Northstar, right?

So, AngleMania III will be taking place in the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, Michigan on Sunday March 28th? Have I got that correct?

I take it you REALLY hate that kid from Power Rangers Turbo. Why? I thought he was alright. Sure, he was alittle annoying, but I didn't think he was bad.

Is there anyway we can modify the WrestleMania XX logo? I think that logo can work for AngleMania III. And are we going to subtitle the show? I would suggest "OaOasT AngleMania III: What It All Comes Down To". I think it makes sense for AngleMania, since it is considered the biggest OaOasT show of the year.

Mystery Eskimo said that the pay-per-view will be on the 23rd, which is next Sunday. EDIT: If the ppv is next Sunday, then I'll be sending in a ppv rundown segment with Josh Matthews for this coming HeldDOWN.

ATLEAST Vince dances very rarely. Meanwhile, Shane-O-Mac dances EVERYTIME he comes out (although he didn't start adding the dancing until he started using "Here Comes The Money" as his entrance theme. And he didn't dance as much during his face run in 2003 since he was supposely "a serious face"). You'd think someone would go up to him and tell him he can't dance. Hell, Shane's rich, he SHOULD afford some dancing lessons if he wants to act "cool" and "hip". And let's not forget the sunglasses, the leather jacket, and the "fist to the heart" move he did back in 1999. Not only did he dance at the Road Rage party, but at WrestleMania XV itself. Watch for it during his entrance for the WWF European Title Match vs. X-Pac. He stops midway in the entranceway, and does ANOTHER stupid dance, and then walks to the ring.

What about Vince sounding like he was having an orgasm during Lex Luger's entrance for the Yokozuna WWF Championship match at WrestleMania X? Vince (paraphase): "LOOK AT THIS! HERE HE COMES! HERE HE COMES! "MADE IN THE USA" LEX LUGER!!! YES! GO! GO! HAHAHAHAH!!! YES! HERE HE COMES! WHAT A GUY!!!" He did the same thing with Bret Hart when he came out for the Bret/Owen match earlier in the show. And I know this isn't announcer Vince, but Vince and Shane's dances at the WrestleMania XV Road Rage party were some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in professional wrestling! I was reminded of this thanks to Vince dancing with Flash Flunk.

Sweet, I would love to post PPVs!

Didn't Hogan compete at World War III without the mustache? I remember watching highlights from that show and thinking "Hey! Where did Hogan's mustache go?" Seriously, how could WCW think THAT was a good idea. Hogan could just grow the mustache back in a few weeks, no big deal. I'm sure even a 4 year old thought it was stupid. I also like to point out that Hogan actually shaved his mustache several times during the nWo years, and just kept the 5 O' Clock shadow. Tony Schivanoe didn't groan and act like it was the end of the world when Hogan shaved it off during the nWo years, by the way.

I never watched WMAC Masters, but the other shows were apart of my weekday afternoon T.V. lineup back when I was 8 in 1994-1995. 4:00 on FOX-Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 4:30 on FOX-Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 5:00 on channel 11 in New York (before it changed to the WB)-Super Human Samuri Cyber Squad 5:30 on Channel 11 in New York-V.R. Troopers 6:00 on Channel 13 in New York-Ghostwriter Ah, yes. Every weekday back in 1994-1995! I miss those days...sort of. Wasn't Superhuman Samurai Sybersquad on Ch. 11 at 7am (or 7:30 am) as well? But that was my basic viewing pattern back in the day (sometimes I watched Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego instead -- I think it was on at 5 on either Ch 13 or 21---can't remember which)... I saw the Tommy marathon last weekend. Return of the Green Ranger Pt. 1 and King for a Day Pt. 1 and 2 rule it. Super Human Samarai Cyber Squad debuted in November 1994 and didn't move to the 8:00 a.m. weekday afternoon timeslot until February-March 1995. V.R. Troopers also spent time in the 3:30 weekday afternoon timeslot. Speaking of Super Human Samuari, is it just me, or did that show have the stupidest "Call-To-Action" catchphrases in the history of superhero shows? "Let's Samauri Guys!" "Let's kick some giga-BUTT!" "Pump up the volume!" And the fact that one of the guys could say whatever he wanted and he instantly transformed into the Cyber Squad member. And let's not forget the blonde surfer guy that joined the cast towards the end of the show that used to say "Surf's Up!" as his catchphrase? Power Rangers had the famous "It's Morphin' Time!". V.R. Troopers had "We Are! V.R.!" and Beatle Borgs had "Beatle Power!" SHSCS has got to be the show with the worst "Call-To-Action" catchphrases. They didn't even DO anything except say the catchpharase, and BAM~! They turned into the Cyber Squad. (I know Matthew Lawerence would swung on his guitar, and the jock guy would slam his drum sticks together which exploded with electricity.) But all Sidney did was jump, and the other two guys didn't actually do anything. They didn't have no morphers, no communicator watches. And I always laughed whenever Matthew Lawerence would talk as Super Human Samauri. Don't know why, I found it funny. Shit, I can't believe I still remember this stuff 10 years later! And I agree, it will be tough replacing Sally Martin and her booty with someone else.

-The Final Part of the Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa wins, he gets a one-on-one match against Puerto Rican Lightning for the Puerto Rican Championship at OaOasT AngleMania III: What It All Comes Down To on March 28, 2004. If The Mad Cappa loses, then he and Puerto Rican Lightning can never, ever have a match against each other. One-On-One Singles Match. Special guest referee Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez: The Mad Cappa vs. Colombian Heat (with Puerto Rican Lightning on commentary) -Lightning Crew video starring Puerto Rican Lightning -OaOasT AngleMania III: What It All Comes Down To countdown ad After just spending 2 days putting together Battle of San Juan, I'm going to go light with IZ next week. Just those 3 segments, but the Colombian Heat match is very, VERY important to The Mad Cappa/Puerto Rican Lightning storyline. Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion to the Lightning Crew Gauntlet next week on OaOasT IntenseZone!!!

Well, it's two days late, but I finally got it done. Took me 2 straight days with not one ounce of sleep, but I finally got the show done. I just posted my first OaOasT show, and the crowd goes wild. Yea. So, tell me what did you think of the show? Leave your feedback here, G! I thought the show was good. I liked the whole premise of PRL getting cheered and Cappa getting booed was an interesting paradox, and it was fun writing the match differently that I usually do. It felt a little odd writing "CAP-PA SUCKS!" instead of "P.R. SUCKS!" I am a little disappointed that I did not get more segments and more matches. With Vitamin X and members of the Lightning Crew announcing, I would have liked to have X and the Crew stretch their announcing chops for a bit. Give IZ a little twist. I suck at freestyle and writing rhymes, so I don't know if the Public Enemy and Audioslave song I wrote was any good. I wrote it the way I pictured P.E. would do the song, although I'm sure Chuck D. would have better rhymes then the rhymes I wrote for him. It was just hard trying to rhyme words that had to do with Puerto Rican Lightning. I spent all last night typing up the 8 Man Tag. I don't consider it one of my absolute "BEST", but I think it was good for what it was. Probalby #5 or 8 in my best matches list. It felt good to have PRL play the babyface role for a change. I was trying to combine Canadian Stampede and nWo Souled Out into one good show, which explains why I had Vitamin X announce (Eric Bischoff was the announcer for nWo Souled Out. X is the Lightning Crew's version of Bischoff and Shane McMahon). I thought it was good. It could have been better if I had more segments, atleast in my opinion. Maybe the OaOasT can have a pay-per-view from San Juan and I can post it! The reason it took so long to post was because of the length of the segments. I doubt I will have to write that many such long segments, so I can post the show again, and this time I will try to have it actually posted on Tuesday for once Well, I said my piece. Now tell me what you think of the IZ from Puerto Rico! Leave feedback here! I enjoyed posting the show. I would like to do it again. And now I can finally relax!

Thanks for letting me post the show! I really appeciate it! I have spent the past 24 hours working on this show, so I hope you enjoy it! But I didn't do all of it on my own: Credits: Director The #1 MST3K Mark Producer The #1 MST3K Mark Writers The #1 MST3K Mark (8 Man Tag Team Match. Intro. Opening Ceramony. AngleMania III countdown Ad. Public Enemy and Audioslave performance. Lightning Crew segments. PRL tribute video.) Mystery Eskimo (Shuffle vs. Stephen Joseph OaOasT North American Title Match with "Ice Heart" Dan Black as the special guest referee) Stephen "Big Poppa Popick" Joseph (Stephen Joseph promo) Tony149 (Classic Anglesault moment segment) DusktillDawn ("Shooter" Jay Darring return promo) OaOasT IntenseZone: Lightning Crew: The Battle of San Juan logo created by Papacita Lightning Crew member photos coutersy of WWE.Com OaOasT created by Anglesault corbainwasmurdered Tony149 This has been a special presentation of the OaOasT and the OaOasT IntenseZone brand. Copyright 2004 All rights reserved. ::The screen turns to shades of blue, orange, and red. The Lightning Crew logo appears at the bottom of the screen with LightningCrew.Com underneath it. In scratchy white letters, read these words, narrated by a man with a high whispering raspy voice: THE PRECEEDING SHOW WAS ORGAINIZED, PAID FOR, AND PRODUCED BY THE LIGHTNING CREW.::

The disappearance is explained... A purpose is made clear. Nothing is an Afterthought anymore. "SHOOTER" JAY DARRING RETURNS INTENSEZEONE- NEXT WEEK ::END OF SHOW::

Main Event: 8-Man Tag Team Match: Team OaOasT (The Mad Cappa, “Reject” Aaron Justin, K-NESS, and Teddy Weddy) Vs. Team Lightning Crew (Puerto Rican Lightning w/Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Colombian Heat, PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member, and Cuban Wall): The crowd explodes. They chant, “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” as Puerto Rican Lightning and Colombian Heat do rock-paper-scissors. Rock beats scissors, so PRL is the first to go in. He receives high fives from the three LC members. “Reject” Aaron Justin shakes hands with the three OaOasT members. PRL and Reject get into a staredown. Vitamin X: Listen to this crowd. They’re chanting “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” This is great. The crowd is 100% Puerto Rican Lightning tonight! Puerto Rican Lightning and “Reject” Aaron Justin trash talk each other. PRL goes for the punch, but Reject blocks him, and begins beating on Puerto Rican Lightning with lefts and rights causing the crowd to boo. Some even chant “ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!” Reject whips PRL into the ropes, but PRL fights back by doing leapfrog over Reject, follow by a reverse leapfrog. He follows with an arm-drag causing the crowd to pop loudly. Vitamin X: Incredible moves by Puerto Rican Lightning! Only PRL can leap high enough! Spanish Fly: PRL now in control and the crowd loves every minute of it! Puerto Rican Lightning beats on Aaron Justin on the mat, slamming his head repeatedly to the crowd’s delight. P.R. gets up and poses, and the crowd CHEERS~! Tha Puerto Rican grabs Reject and lifts him for the Vertical Suplex. He has him up in the air for a few seconds, causing the crowd to clap some more and cheer. PRL poses with Reject up in the air, he then does the “You Can’t See Me!” hand signal, and brings him down with the Vertical Suplex. Vitamin X: Wow, just incredible. Just awesome! Puerto Rican Lightning, look at his power. Holding Reject up for such a long time and then bringing him down with the Vertical Suplex. What an incredible move! Spanish Fly: Only P.R. could be that powerful. Puerto Rican Lightning tags in PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member. PRL orders PROTOTYPE to do something. PROTOTYPE, who is wearing baggy jean shorts, black kneepads, and sneakers, pumps up his sneakers. The crowd cheers and stands up, as PRL and PROTOTYPE head to opposite ropes, and both come down with the Five Knuckle Shuffle at the same time on “Reject” Aaron Justin’s face. Vitamin X: Double Five-Knuckle Shuffle! Spanish Fly: Great move from Puerto Rican Lightning and PROTOTYPE!!! Mr. Boricua: YEA! The crowd is still buzzing, cheering loudly and chanting “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member grabs Reject and lifts him up for the double chokehold. Normally, a referee would order PROTOTYPE to stop, but since Thomas Rodriguez is the referee, PROTOTYPE continues. Team OaOasT complains, but Thomas ignores them. PROTOTYPE slams Reject back down and goes for the cover. 1… 2… KICK OUT! Vitamin X: Damnit! Just damnit! Reject kicks out! Spanish Fly: PROTOTYPE continuing the beating on Reject. Vitamin X: PROTOTYPE picks up Justin and is hitting him with European Uppercuts. PROTOTYPE whipping Reject into the ropes, and hits him with the Bossman Slam. He goes for another cover, and gets the count of two. PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member beats on Reject some more. He whips him into the ropes, and goes for the massive clothesline, but Reject ducks, and fires back with the spinning heel kick. It causes PROTOTYPE to shake, but he still stands up. “Reject” Aaron Justin heads to the ropes again and goes for the spinning wheel kick. He hits it, but PROTOTYPE still stands. Reject is shocked, so he grabs PROTOTYPE, kicks him in the gut…but PROTOTYPE catches him, so Reject hits him with an enzuguri bringing the big man down. Vitamin X: WHAT THE? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS! Spanish Fly: REJECT JUST ENZUGURI THE 7-FOOT 5 215 LB PROTOTYPE!!! Mr. Boricua: AAAHHH! Vitamin X: That move must have taken all the energy out of Aaron Justin because now he is on the mat breathing hard. PROTOTYPE gets up and tags in Cuban Wall. The crowd cheers as Wall rushes over to Reject before he can get up and kicks him repeatedly. The crowd cheers loudly as Cuban Wall picks up Reject and whips him into a turnbuckle. He follows with an avalanche. He whips Reject into the other turnbuckle, but before he can go for another avalanche, Reject lifts his right boot up, and it hits Wall Square in the face. Reject heads to the top rope…and comes down with a standing kick from the top rope. Wall does not go down, so he tries again. He still doesn’t go down. Reject heads to the ropes, Wall tries for a clothesline, but Justin ducks and gives Cuban Wall the 2-1-2. The crowd boos loudly. Reject jaws with the fans, and then heads to the ropes. Rolling Thunder onto Cuban Wall. Cover. 1… 2… KICK OUT!!! The crowd applauds. Vitamin X: And Cuban Wall gets up right after the Rolling Thunder. Spanish Fly: Come on Wall. Beat up on Reject! The crowd starts chanting “REJECT SUCKS! REJECT SUCKS! RE-JECT SUCKS! RE-JECT SUCKS!” causing Reject to jaw with the fans and flip them off. He headbutts Cuban Wall and then grabs him, sending him to the Team OaOasT corner. He stomps a mudhole in him and tags in Teddy Weddy. Vitamin X: And now Teddy Weddy is going to get his licks in. I fear for Cuban Wall’s safety going up against this clown. Teddy Weddy yells out gibberish as he punches Cuban Wall repeatedly. Teddy and Reject whip Wall into the ropes, and give him both a flying reverse elbow. Teddy goes for the cover, but it gets two. Spanish Fly: Come on Wall. Don’t let Weddy make you look like a retard. Beat on him! KICK HIS ASS! Mr. Boricua: I. Like. Teddy Weddy. He. Rules. YEA! Vitamin X: ::GRUNTS:: Teddy does the boot scrape on Wall causing the crowd to boo him some more. Teddy continues to think they are cheering him, so he stops to pose and dance. Vitamin X: What an idiot. Teddy goes over to Wall, but Wall low blows him, in clear view of Thomas Rodriguez and gets cheered. Wall kicks Weddy in the gut several times, in between jawing with him. The crowd cheers and chants “LET’S GO WALL! LET’S GO WALL! LET’S GO WALL! LET’S GO WALL!” Cuban Wall lifts Teddy up and gives him the Death Valley Driver. He goes for the cover. 1… 2… Thre—KICK OUT! Vitamin X: DAMNIT! Cuban Wall waits for Teddy to get up. When he does, Wall gives him the enzuguri. Wall chokes Teddy on the mat, with Thomas Rodriguez ignoring the obvious cheating. Wall heads over to Colombian Heat and tags him in getting a loud face pop. Vitamin X: And Colombian Heat is now coming in the match! Spanish Fly: Colombian Heat has the speed advantage. He is SO going to take the fat bastard down. The crowd stands up and cheers, as Colombian Heat gets on top of Cuban Wall’s shoulders. Vitamin X: What is he going to do now? Colombian Heat leaps off Cuban Wall and goes for the Straight From Da Street (Sky Twister Press). Teddy Weddy moves out of the way, and Heat hits the mat hard causing the crowd to groan. Vitamin X: OUCH! THAT HAD TO HURT! Spanish Fly: Teddy Weddy escaped the Straight From Da Street just in the nick of time! Mr. Boricua: I. Hope. Mr. Boricua. Is. Okay. I. Like. Heat. Vitamin X: As J.R. might say “BAWD GAWD~! THE IMPACT!” Spanish Fly: This looks like a slobberknocker, folks! The crowd stamps their feet in unison, urging Colombian Heat to get up. Teddy Weddy lies on the mat, crawling to the Team OaOasT corner. He tags in K-NESS. Vitamin X: And now K-NESS gets a chance to compete in this match-up. K-NESS attacking Colombian Heat, not allowing him to get up. K-NESS picks up Colombian Heat and jams several elbows into his kidneys. K-NESS lifts Heat up for the High Angle Exploder. He goes for the cover. 1… 2… KICK OUT!!! K-NESS heads to the top rope. The crowd boos loudly, but K-NESS ignores them and comes off the top with a kneedrop. He goes for the cover. It gets a slow two count. K-NESS argues with Thomas Rodriguez about the count, but Rodriguez argues that the count was not too slow. Vitamin X: Thomas Rodriguez is being unbiased tonight. That was NOT a slow count. That was a fair count. Rodriguez is calling this match down the middle despite his allegiance to the Lightning Crew. Dragon Screw Leg whip on Colombian Heat. K-NESS goes for the Sharpshooter, which causes the crowd to start screaming, but luckily, Colombian Heat is able to escape by kicking K-NESS in his jaw. The camera cuts to PRL’s family who is cheering Colombian Heat on. The camera then zooms on Governor Calderon and Mayor Santini who are watching the match intently. K-NESS picks up the dazed Heat and gives him a Backdrop Suplex. He follows with another Backdrop Suplex. And another. And another. And another. K-NESS goes for one more, but Colombian Heat flips over K-NESS, grabs his neck…and gives him the Gangsta Slam. Vitamin X: Colombian Heat has escaped the Rolling Backdrop Suplexes and is now back in this match-up. Spanish Fly: COME ON HEAT! WHIP HIS CANDY ASS! The crowd begins chanting “CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS!” very, very loudly. The Mad Cappa sneers at the crowd, flipping the fans off at ringside. He jaws with the fans, as K-NESS picks up Heat and chops him several times. K-NESS whips Colombian Heat to the ropes, and gives him the Western Lariat. K-NESS goes for the cover. 1… 2… Three-NO!!! KICK OUT!!! K-NESS becomes frustrated, and curses at Heat. He goes for another cover that also gets two. Jugigatame on K-NESS. Vitamin X: K-NESS goes for the cover. 1! 2! HE KICKED OUT! NO HE DIDN’T! NO! YES HE DID! Team OaOasT cheers K-NESS on as K-NESS slugs it out with Colombian Heat. K-NESS whips Heat into the ropes and gives him the drop toehold. He goes for the Ganso STF, but Heat escapes. K-NESS and Heat begin chain wrestling with each other. K-NESS goes for a hiptoss, but Heat reverses, gets behind K-NESS, and gives him the Get Crunk’d Up (Full Nelson Slam). Colombian Heat covers K-NESS. 1… 2… Reject elbows Heat on the head stopping the count just in time. The crowd boos very, very loudly. “K-SUCK! K-SUCK!” Vitamin X: Reject just saved K-NESS from an obvious pinfall by Colombian Heat! Spanish Fly: Thomas Rodriguez should have stopped Reject from interfering damnit! K-NESS and Colombian Heat lie on the mat crawling to their corners to get the tag. Puerto Rican Lightning holds his hand out, as the crowd claps in unison chanting “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” Colombian Heat inches closer and closer to Team Lightning Crew’s corner, while K-NESS inches closer and closer to Team OaOasT’s corner. Vitamin X: WHO IS GOING TO MAKE THE HOT TAG FIRST? WHO? WHO?!!! Spanish Fly: COME ON COLOMBIAN HEAT! The crowd holds its collective breath as K-NESS makes the tag to Reject. However, Heat makes the tag a quick second later to Puerto Rican Lightning and the crowd explodes. Vitamin X: ALL RIGHT!!! HERE WE GO! PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING IS IN THE MATCH NOW! THINGS ARE GOING TO PICK UP!!! PRL IS GOING TO BLOW THE ROOF OFF THIS JOINT! Tha Puerto Rican is charged up, pointing to the crowd, and jumping up and down. He slugs it out with “Reject” Aaron Justin to the crowd’s delight. PRL whips Justin into the ropes…and follows with a flying clothesline. P.R. beats on Aaron Justin some more, and then whips him into the ropes again, giving him a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. PRL goes for the cover. 1… 2… Three—The Mad Cappa kicks PRL in the head stopping the count. The crowd boos. Vitamin X: That bastard! Stopping the count! And the people LIKE The Mad Cappa!? PRL is a little dazed following the kick to the head. Reject kicks PRL in the face repeatedly and then lifts him up for a snap suplex. Reject follows with a standing moonsault. He then heads to the second rope and does a springboard moonsault. Reject then heads to the top rope…and does a third moonsault completing the Triple Play. Vitamin X: Reject has just completed Elix Skipper’s Triple Play, and is going for the cover. 1! 2! KICK OUT! Mr. Boricua: Lets. Go. P.R.! Lets. Go. P.R.! Lets. Go. P.R.! Reject heads to the top rope and does a split-legged moonsault onto PRL. He gets a count of two. K-NESS gets tagged back in. Justin and K-NESS whip P.R. into the ropes…but PRL ducks their double clothesline again and hits his own double flying clothesline. The crowd gives P.R. a loud pop. Vitamin X: Tha Puerto Rican now in control of K-NESS. Dangerous DDT! P.R. with the Dangerous DDT on K-SUCK! Tha Puerto Rican whips K-NESS into the ropes, and lifts him up, giving him a Samoan drop. He goes for the cover. 1, 2, KICK OUT at 2.999999999. Vitamin X: Puerto Rican Lightning now hammering K-NESS with European Uppercuts. Whips him into the ropes. Edge-O-Matic! The cover! 1! 2! Three? He kicked out! P.R. Lightning picks up K-NESS and whips him into the Team OaOasT corner. PRL follows with a Stinger Splash to a big pop. P.R.L. then whips K-NESS into the Team Lightning Crew corner, and gives him another Stinger Splash. Tha Puerto Rican stomps a mudhole in K-NESS. He then tags in Colombian Heat and he joins in. Cuban Wall and PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member join in, and the 4 Lightning Crew members stomp a mudhole in K-NESS with Thomas Rodriguez looking on. The crowd is rabid, enjoying the beatdown. Vitamin X: Look at this! Look at this! Team Lightning Crew laying it into K-SUCK and the crowd loves it! Spanish Fly: K-SUCK is trapped. 4-on-1. This is awesome! THIS IS GREAT! Mr. Boricua: HA! HA! HA! HA! The crowd chants “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” The camera cuts to The Mad Cappa begging for K-NESS to come to his corner. The camera then cuts to Governor Calderon watching the match. Colombian Heat elbows K-NESS in the corner. He delivers a Piledriver on him and goes for the cover. It gets two. Colombian Heat heads to the ropes and hits the Where The Hood At? Rolling Thunder on K-NESS for another two count. Colombian Heat stops and poses, flashing some more gang signs, which get more face pops. Heat yells out “YEAHHHHHHH BOOYYYYYYYY!” to a loud pop, and then heads back to K-NESS. He picks him up…and delivers the Pimp Juice (Flatliner). Heat picks K-NESS up again and slaps him in his face. The crowd likes what they are seeing. Heat places K-NESS between his legs, and signals to the crowd that he is going for the Fatal Mistake. Heat lifts up K-NESS and runs around the ring with him. However, K-NESS places his legs on Colombian Heat’s head, and brings him down with a hurricarana. He goes for the cover. 1, 2! And Colombian Heat kicks out. K-NESS does a leg stretch to boos, and applies the Wakigatame. Heat screams in pain as the Fujiwara arm-bar is applied on his right arm. Thomas Rodriguez checks on Heat, although half-heartily. Vitamin X: That arm-bar is locked in real tight on Colombian Heat. The crowd starts to come alive, hoping that Heat can get out of this hold. The camera does a close-up on Colombian Heat’s face, which shows a pained expression. K-NESS lets go of the hold and punches Heat in the face. He applies a headlock on Heat. Vitamin X: K-NESS using the basic wrestling ground-n-pound style that has won him matches before including the match against “Shooter” Jay Darring for the North American Title. Spanish Fly: A belt that PRL would soon win by the way, becoming the longest reigning North American Champion in OaOasT history, by the way! Colombian Heat starts to get up with the headlock still applied. He elbows K-NESS in the gut several times, but escaping the headlock. However, K-NESS fires with several close-fisted punches, and places Heat in between his legs. The crowd stands up and boos as K-NESS lifts Colombian Heat…and gives him the Release Tiger Suplex ’85. Vitamin X: THE RELEASE TIGER SUPLEX ’85! THERE IT IS! K-NESS’ FINISHING MOVE! HE HAS HIT HIS FINISHING MOVE ON COLOMBIAN HEAT! Spanish Fly: OH NO! OH NO! OH GOD NO! KICK OUT! KICK OUT! DAMNIT HEAT KICK OUT!!! The crowd boos loudly as K-NESS crawls over to Colombian Heat and covers him. Thomas Rodriguez makes the count. 1… 2… Three!!! NO!!! Puerto Rican Lightning pulls K-NESS from Heat. Vitamin X: And Puerto Rican Lightning makes the save! Spanish Fly: PHEW! K-NESS and Puerto Rican Lightning brawl. Reject joins in the brawl, which causes Cuban Wall to follow. This causes Teddy Weddy to come in, which causes PROTOTYPE to enter the brawl. Puerto Rican Lightning, K-NESS, Cuban Wall, PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member, “Reject” Aaron Justin, and Teddy Weddy brawl in the ring with Thomas Rodriguez having trouble breaking it up. The crowd goes crazy. Vitamin X: WE GOT A PIER-SIX BRAWL GOING ON IN THE RING! Spanish Fly: AND THE CROWD LOVES THIS! BUT WAIT A MINUTE? WHAT IS THE MAD CAPPA DOING? The Mad Cappa enters the ring and throws Colombian Heat over the top rope. The camera cuts to Cappa on the outside. Heat crawls, so Cappa kicks him in the gut. The Mad Cappa shoves the ring announcer off his chair, and grabs it, slamming it across Heat’s back. He does it again, and then picks him up and whips him into a ringpost. The crowd boos loudly and chants “CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS!” TMC jaws with the crowd and picks up Heat. He slams his head onto the barricade where PRL’s family is sitting. He jaws with his family. Suddenly, one of PRL’s cousins, Scott, shoves Cappa. TMC shoves him back, and the two get into a shoving contest. PRL’s father steps in, and then gets into it with The Mad Cappa. Vitamin X: Now look at this! The Mad Cappa is now getting himself involved with PRL’s family! It’s bad enough he has to bother Puerto Rican Lightning. Now he is going after his family! WHAT KIND OF MAN IS THE MAD CAPPA? GETTING INTO IT WITH PRL’S FATHER? Spanish Fly: I DO NOT KNOW! Mr. Boricua: I. HATE. THE. MAD. CAPPA!!! Colombian Heat lies on the floor. Thomas Rodriguez calls for medical attention as the rest of the wrestlers head to their respective corners. Vitamin X: Well now, Colombian Heat is receiving medical attention. The brawl has stopped in the ring, and now The Mad Cappa is going after Puerto Rican Lightning’s family! Suddenly, Cuban Wall grabs The Mad Cappa and throws him into the ring. The Mad Cappa tries to brawl with Wall, but Team Lightning Crew joins Cappa in the attack. Cappa falls to the mat, while Team Lightning Crew beats on The Mad Cappa to the crowd’s delight. The crowd chants “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” as The Mad Cappa escapes the beatdown. Vitamin X: Oh yeah! This is what I’m talking about! CRAPPA is getting his ass kicked by the Lightning Crew once again! Excellent! Simply excellent! Spanish Fly: Yes. Yes. BEAT HIM UP! KICK THE MAD CRAPPA’S ASS! HAA!!! HAHA! Vitamin X: The Mad Cappa escapes the beatdown, but now he has to go one-on-one with PROTOTYPE. PROJECT: CAPPA KILLER! Team Lightning Crew and Team OaOasT leave the ring except for The Mad Cappa and PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member. They circle each other. PROTOTYPE goes after Cappa, but Cappa ducks and punches PROTOTYPE two times. He dances; drawing more boos, and then hits PROTOTYPE with the IMPACT. PROTOTYPE is still standing, so TMC beats on PROTOTYPE and whips him into a turnbuckle. However, PROTOTYPE reverses, but The Mad Cappa jumps to the turnbuckle, and leaps off with a Side Swinging Moonsault. But PROTOTYPE catches him and prepares to give him a shoulder breaker. However, The Mad Cappa escapes, grabs PROTOTYPE’S head, and brings him down with a reverse DDT to boos. TMC goes for the cover. 1… 2… Puerto Rican Lightning pulls Cappa off PROTOTYPE. The two start brawling causing the crowd to cheer very, very loudly. However, TMC gets the advantage, and goes for the BUST A CAP. However, PRL escapes, and The Mad Cappa follows PRL out of the ring. Vitamin X: The Mad Cappa is chasing Puerto Rican Lightning around the ring. Cappa is not leaving PRL alone. He is making him suffer. He’s doing this so that PRL gets tired out and Cappa can win! Spanish Fly: Get into the ring. Get into the ring! Puerto Rican Lightning enters the ring and heads to the Team Lightning Crew corner. Mad Cappa tries to go after him, but Thomas Rodriguez holds Cappa back. Cappa yells out biased, but Thomas orders Cappa to head to his corner. PROTOTYPE tags in Cuban Wall, while The Mad Cappa, hesitant, tags in K-NESS. K-NESS and Cuban Wall immediately slug it out. Vitamin X: The technical K-NESS now taking on the brawler Cuban Wall. Cuban Wall gets the advantage and whips him into the ropes. Wall does a double-armed DDT onto K-NESS and goes for the cover. It gets two. Wall follows it up with elbow drops and two legdrops. He waits for K-NESS to get up. Wall hits the shining wizard and goes for another cover. 1… 2… KICK OUT!!! Cuban Wall grabs K-NESS and whips him into the Team OaOasT corner. Wall follows with an avalanche, and then punches Mad Cappa and Teddy Weddy. During this time, K-NESS made the tag to “Reject” Aaron Justin, so Reject enters the ring. Wall and Reject engage in a staredown, with Justin asking for a test of strength. Wall obliges, and the two are in a test of strength with the crowd rooting for Cuban Wall the whole time. Vitamin X: Reject is really stupid for asking for a test of strength. Doesn’t he know that Wall is 1,000 times more powerful than he is? Spanish Fly: No one ever proclaimed Reject to be the sharpest knife in the drawer. Cuban Wall gets the advantage and brings Reject to his knees. Wall follows with a Belly-To-Back Suplex, which causes the crowd to groan, then cheer. Wall poses for the crowd and receives cheers. Wall yells out “THAT’S RIGHT!” and then tags in Puerto Rican Lightning. The crowd explodes. PRL and Cuban Wall grab Reject and whip him into the ropes. They punch Reject in the gut, and give him a double face slam. Wall tells P.R. to head to the top rope. PRL obliges. He climbs the top rope, which causes the crowd to stand up and cheer. The crowd goes crazy as P.R. Lightning removes his left elbow pad and throws it to the crowd. He blows a kiss to the crowd and smiles, and then leaps off the top rope with the F.U. Elbow Drop onto “Reject” Aaron Justin to a loud pop. Vitamin X: What an incredible move from Puerto Rican Lightning. The F.U. Elbow Drop. What a great, great move! Spanish Fly: Way to go, Puerto Rican Lightning! That was simply amazing! That was simply incredible! Mr. Boricua: YEA! Puerto Rican Lightning yells out “THAT’S HOW A GOOD GUY DOES IT!” and then covers Reject. 1… 2… KICK OUT!!! Vitamin X: DAMNIT! Reject kicked out right in the nick of time! Spanish Fly: I don’t believe it! That move should have put Reject away! The crowd and Tha Puerto Rican are shocked. PRL heads to the top rope again…but suddenly The Mad Cappa rushes towards PRL and bounces the ropes causing PRL to lose his balance and crotch himself on the top rope. The crowd boos loudly. Vitamin X: NOW COME ON! THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT! THE MAD CAPPA JUST CROTCHED PRL ON THE TOP ROPE! WE ARE SEEING A NEW SIDE OF THE MAD CAPPA TONIGHT! Spanish Fly: The Mad CRAPPA is having his hatred of Puerto Rican Lightning get to him. He is doing the opposite of what he usually does in an attempt to take him out in his hometown of San Juan, Puerto Rico! Mr. Boricua: GRRRRRR!!! Vitamin X: This is terrible! PRL slumps to the mat. Reject gets up and whips PRL to another turnbuckle. P.R. does the Flair Flip onto the ring apron. PRL stops to smile and point to his head reminding the fans how smart he is. However, The Mad Cappa runs into him, sending PRL onto the floor. The crowd boos very, very loudly and chants “CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS!” TMC spits in the fan’s direction. The camera cuts to members of PRL’s family booing The Mad Cappa. Vitamin X: I feel awful for PRL’s family. Having to witness their son getting sneak attacked by The Mad Cappa! And now Reject tags in Teddy Weddy. Teddy Weddy squeals for some reason, and throws PRL back into the ring. By now, PRL’s face paint is ½ gone. He is breathing heavily and sweating profusely. He is dazed, tired, and in pain. Teddy Weddy beats on PRL in the ring. Teddy Weddy beats on PRL, dances, and then gives him the Bionic Elbow. Weddy picks up P.R. and then gives him an American Backbreaker. He goes for the cover. It gets a two count. Vitamin X: Ugh. Teddy Weddy applies the “Pop Some Wood” Chinlock on PRL. The crowd claps their hands in unison and chant “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” Teddy screams out “TIGHKSHAHDKF!!!” Vitamin X: Listen to this crowd. Chanting “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” They want their hero to get up. They want him to win. They want him to beat on Teddy Weddy! Suddenly, PRL gets up with the Chinlock still applied. PRL elbows Teddy, but Teddy grabs him and gives him a reverse suplex. The crowd boos loudly as Teddy grabs PRL and gives him a X-Factor. Teddy goes for the cover. 1… 2… Thre—KICK OUT!!! Teddy yells out “Ref, DISQUALFICATION! DISQUALFICATION!” to Thomas Rodriguez, but Thomas yells that he counted fair and square. Weddy picks up Lightning and whips him into the turnbuckle. Weddy follows by stomping a mudhole in him. Teddy then heads to the opposite turnbuckle, runs, and gives Puerto Rican Lightning a broncobuster. Vitamin X: Gross! PRL just got broncobusted by Teddy Weddy! Spanish Fly: Ill. Teddy gets up and smiles. He yells out “MY BLOOD, MY BLOOD! MY FLESH, MY FLESH!” The crowd boos Teddy loudly and chants “TED-DY SUCKS! TED-DY SUCKS! TED-DY SUCKS! TED-DY SUCKS!” Weddy still thinks that he is being cheered, so he saids “Thank You! Thank You all!” Suddenly, PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member enters the ring and gives Teddy the “You Can’t See Me” Full Nelson Slam to a loud pop. Vitamin X: YEA! BOO-YAH! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!! PROTOTYPE just attacked Teddy Weddy! Spanish Fly: HA! HA! HA! The Mad Cappa beats on PROTOTYPE, while PRL gets up and does a Russian Legsweep on Teddy for two. PRL tags in Cuban Wall, and grabs Cappa and starts beating on him. Thomas Rodriguez has trouble keeping order, but the crowd doesn’t care since they are cheering. PRL clotheslines The Mad Cappa over the top rope and they begin brawling to the entrance. Meanwhile, Cuban Wall is beating on Teddy Weddy, until Weddy low blows Cuban Wall. Vitamin X: The Mad Cappa and Puerto Rican Lightning are now brawling down the aisle, while Cuban Wall and Teddy Weddy are brawling in the ring. PRL and TMC continue brawling down the entranceway with neither man getting the full advantage. The crowd is still hyper cheering and booing, and chanting “P.R.!” and “CAP-PA SUCKS!” PRL and Cappa head to the entrance. PRL whips Cappa into one of the pillars holding the PRL banner. Cappa hits his head and a *ding* sound is heard the moment his head hits the pillar. The crowd cheers as PRL whips Cappa into one of the pillars holding the Lightning Crew banner, however Cappa reverses and PRL’s back hits the pillar. The two men continue brawling through the banner and into the stage. Meanwhile, in the ring, K-NESS gets tagged in and beats up on Cuban Wall. K-NESS whips Cuban Wall into a turnbuckle, but K-NESS hits the turnbuckle sternum first, and Wall continues with a bulldog. Wall goes for the cover. It gets two. Wall heads to the top rope. Before he can do anything, Reject bounces the ropes causing Wall to get crotched on the top rope. K-NESS jumps back up…and superplexes Cuban Wall onto the mat causing the crowd to groan. Cuban Wall and K-NESS lie in the mat, breathing heavily, sweating, and tired and in pain. K-NESS crawls over to Cuban Wall and goes for the cover. It gets a two count. Wall and K-NESS lie on the mat. Meanwhile, Puerto Rican Lightning and The Mad Cappa have made their way to the stage. Public Enemy and Audioslave have exited the stage, allowing PRL and Mad Cappa to use all the instruments for their choosing. PRL grabs Tom Morello’s guitar and slams it across Cappa’s back. Cappa grabs one of the records from Terminator X’s turntables, while PRL grabs one of the cymbals from Brad Wilk’s drumset. PRL and Cappa aim for each other, and hit each other at the same time dropping the cymbal and the record. PRL and Mad Cappa lie on the stage with the crowd cheering PRL’s every move. PRL grabs Wilk’s drumsticks, and plays them on Cappa’s back to the crowd’s cheers. PRL twirls them and then throws them into Cappa’s face. PRL grabs one of the drums and smashes it across Cappa’s back. PRL leaves the stage with Cappa following. They continue brawling, with the crowd chanting “CAP-PA SUCKS!” PRL grabs Cappa’s head and rams him into the Funkmaster Flex’s turntable. PRL grabs one of the records and breaks it over Cappa’s head. PRL picks up Cappa and whips him into one of the barricades. He tries again, but Cappa reverses, and PRL hits the barricade. The Mad Cappa beats on Puerto Rican Lightning in the entranceway. Vitamin X: Puerto Rican Lightning and The Mad Cappa continue brawling. There is nothing going on in the ring. Everyone is paying attention to the outside! Spanish Fly: PRL and Cappa have taken equal shots at each other. Neither man has been able to gain the upper hand. Mr. Boricua: Go, PRL! GO! GO PRL GO! GO! Vitamin X: The Mad Cappa is now dragging PRL down to ringside. Now come on! This is not right! This is not right at all! Come on now Cappa! Come on P.R.! Kick his ass! The Mad Cappa and Puerto Rican Lightning continue beating each other up. The Mad Cappa drags PRL down to ringside and punches him repeatedly in the face. The crowd is hyper and urging Lightning to get up. They begin chanting “CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS!” as The Mad Cappa heads over to where Governor Sila Calderon and Mayor Jose Santini are sitting and beats P.R. up in front of them. Governor Calderon and Mayor Santini have uncomfortable expressions on their face as P.R. holds onto the barricade for support. Cappa continues beating on PRL to the crowds boos. Mad Cappa jaws with the fans and spits in their direction. A cup full of beer is thrown in Cappa’s direction. Several pieces of garbage hit Mad Cappa, but he continues beating on PRL. By now ¾ of his face paint is gone. Cappa whips PRL into the barricade and beats on him some more with a look of rage on his face. He screams and stomps a mudhole in him. Cappa chokes PRL with a cable. TMC drags PRL by his now long hair to where PRL’s family is sitting. He trash talks P.R.’s family, who trash talks back. Cappa beats on PRL, in between trash talking PRL’s family. Vitamin X: Now come on! This is not right! This is not right! What a sign of disrespect! Trash talking Tha Puerto Rican’s family! Spanish Fly: That man is a damn cad. He has no morals. He has no manners. He is just a street thug. He is a ghetto-dancing loser! The Mad CRAPPA should be ashamed of himself! Vitamin X: What kind of behavior is this? The Mad Cappa is showing his true colors tonight! The Mad Cappa continues beating on Puerto Rican Lightning in between trash talking members of P.R.’s family. Suddenly, Cappa lands a left jab in PRL’s cousin, John’s, face. The crowd yells out “OH!” and John, furious, starts brawling with The Mad Cappa. The crowd cheers loudly as John leaps over the barricade and brawls with Cappa. Vitamin X: OH MY GOD! ONE OF PRL’S COUSINS IS GETTING INTO IT WITH THE MAD CAPPA! Spanish Fly: THAT BASTARD CAPPA! TAKING A SHOT A MEMBER OF PRL’S FAMILY! THAT HAS GOT TO PISS HIM OFF! Vitamin X: KICK HIS ASS! BEAT UP THE MAD CAPPA! BEAT HIM UP!!! John and TMC continue brawling. The crowd is going crazy, when suddenly; PRL elbows Cappa’s neck and whips him into the stairs. John is furious and has to have the rest of PRL’s family calm him down. John sits down once again, while Lightning throws The Mad Cappa back into the ring. Vitamin X: I DON’T BELIEVE THAT THE MAD CAPPA WOULD STOOP THIS LOW! Spanish Fly: THE MAD CRAPPA HAS LOST ANY RESPECT I MAY HAVE HAD FOR HIM TONIGHT! Mr. Boricua: I. HATE. THE. MAD. CRAPPA!!! Vitamin X: Puerto Rican Lightning and The Mad Cappa are back in the ring, and the crowd is rabid once again. The crowd continues chanting “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” PRL’s family is rooting for him louder this time as Puerto Rican Lightning and Cappa slug it out once again. Cappa gets the advantage and whips PRL into the ropes. However, PRL reverses and nails a spinebuster onto Mad Cappa in the center of the ring. Vitamin X: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS! The crowd goes crazy. They stand up and cheer as P.R. looks at the crowd and gets in position to deliver the Puerto Rico Elbow. He removes his right elbow pad and throws it to the crowd. Vitamin X: 10,050 PUERTO RICANS ARE NOW ON THEIR FEET!!! Tha Puerto Rican does some hand signals and bounces off the ropes. He leaps over The Mad Cappa, and bounces off the other ropes. Vitamin X: IT IS NOW TIME FOR THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING—NOT SPORTS-ENTERTAINMENT, THE PUERTO RICO ELBOW! PRL dances to mock Mad Cappa, and hits the Puerto Rico Elbow to a loud, loud pop. Vitamin X: THE ELBOW CONNECTS! THE ELBOW CONNECTS! THE PUERTO RICO ELBOW CONNECTS! PRL picks up Cappa and whips him into the ropes. He follows with the Flying Forearm. The crowd cheers loudly as they know what is coming up next. PRL smiles and then picks up The Mad Cappa and whips him into the ropes again. Cappa goes for a clothesline, but PRL ducks, and follows with a second flying forearm. Vitamin X: It is showtime! It is showtime! PRL is setting up for the Sweet Chin Music. He is setting up the P.R. Nightmare! Lightning hits a third Flying Forearm. Spanish Fly: HERE WE GO! Puerto Rican Lightning picks up The Mad Cappa and whips him into the ropes, but Cappa reveres, however PRL reverses and hits him with a fourth Flying Forearm. PRL lies on the mat for a second…but then kips up. Vitamin X: THE KIP-UP! HE KIPPED UP!!! HE KIPPED UP!!! The crowd explodes with cheers as Tha Puerto Rican jumps up and down and yells at the crowd. He slaps his forehead 4 times and rips off his white sleeveless Lightning Crew t-shirt revealing a Puerto Rico flag tattooed onto his chest. P.R.’s facepaint is completely gone. He has matted hair. He is sweating, breathing heavily, and is sneering at The Mad Cappa. Team Lightning Crew cheers PRL on as he heads to a turnbuckle, and stomps his right boot several times a’la Shawn Michaels. PRL sneers at Cappa, who is slowly getting up. Vitamin X: And the crowd goes wild! Tha Puerto Rican is setting up for the Sweet Chin Music! The move that sets up for the P.R. Nightmare!!! The Mad Cappa is slowly getting up, having no idea what he is about to face!!! PRL continues stomping his right foot on the mat as The Mad Cappa gets on one knee. The crowd counts along with each stomp as Team OaOasT tries to help Mad Cappa. Lightning yells out “COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!!!” 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. PRL sneers as The Mad Cappa, tired and dazed and confused gets up. Vitamin X: HERE IT COMES! THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC! IT IS ALMOST HERE!!! Spanish Fly: PRL IS TUNING UP THE BAND!!! HE IS GETTING READY TO DELIVER THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! The crowd chants “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” with PRL’s family. They stand up and cheer as The Mad Cappa gets up, tired. P.R. yells and goes toward Cappa for the Sweet Chin Music. Vitamin X: Here we go! Tha Puerto Rican lifts his right foot out and goes for the Sweet Chin Music…but The Mad Cappa catches the foot. The crowd boos. PRL is in shock. TMC brings P.R. down and jaws with the fans. He spits in their direction, and then flips the middle finger in PRL’s family’s direction. John stands up, but PRL’s father tells him to sit back down. The Mad Cappa turns P.R. over and applies the Walls of Cappa on Tha Puerto Rican. Vitamin X: IT’S THE WALLS OF CAPPA! THE WALLS OF CAPPA! THE MAD CAPPA HAS APPLIED THE WALLS OF CAPPA ON PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING! OH MY GOD! Mr. Boricua: AAHHHHH!!! The crowd is going crazy, hoping that PRL does not tap out. Thomas Rodriguez tells Cappa that he is not the legal man, but Cappa does not listen. Thomas keeps trying to tell Cappa, but he ignores him. Team OaOasT and Team Lightning Crew going insane. PRL inches closer and closer to the ropes, but Mad Cappa pulls him back. The crowd reaches a fever pitch as PRL continues screaming with the camera switching between close-ups of P.R. in pain, and PRL’s family worrying. Vitamin X: THE WALLS OF CAPPA IS LOCKED IN! BUT PRL AND CAPPA ARE NOT THE LEGAL MEN!!! IT WILL NOT MATTER IF PRL TAPS OUT!!! THE MATCH MUST CONTINUE! CUBAN WALL AND K-NESS ARE THE LEGAL MEN!!! Spanish Fly: THAT IS CORRECT! THIS WILL NOT COUNT! THE MAD CAPPA WILL NOT WIN EVEN IF PRL TAPS OUT!!! IT WILL NOT COUNT!!! Suddenly, Cuban Wall clotheslines Cappa off of PRL. The crowd breathes a huge sigh of relief as PRL is released off the Walls of Cappa. Cuban Wall beats on Cappa, but Cappa tags in K-NESS, and the two begin brawling. The crowd cheers again as Colombian Heat walks back to the ring. Vitamin X: COLOMBIAN HEAT HAS RETURNED! Colombian Heat stands on the ring apron and orders that he get tag. Cuban Wall looks at the crowd. The crowd orders that Wall tags. Wall smiles and tags in Colombian Heat to a big pop. Colombian Heat attacks K-NESS and forces him into a turnbuckle. K-NESS tags in Mad Cappa and the two begin brawling. Vitamin X: This match has been going on for 20+ minutes. Fatigue must be setting in. You have to believe that these two teams are exhausted from this contest. The Mad Cappa and Colombian Heat continue brawling. Heat whips Cappa into the ropes, and puts his head down. Cappa stops, knees Cappa in the face, turns him around, kicks him in the gut, and goes for the BUST A CAP. However, Cappa escapes, does the hand signal for the Colombian Necktie, spins Cappa around, kicks him in the gut, spins him around again, grabs him, and lifts him up in the air. The crowd cheers loudly as Colombian Heat screams out loud and gives The Mad Cappa the Colombian Necktie to a loud pop. Vitamin X: THE COLOMBIAN NECKTIE! THE COLOMBIAN NECKTIE! COLOMBIAN HEAT HAS JUST HIT THE COLOMBIAN NECKTIE ON THE MAD CAPPA!!! Colombian Heat covers The Mad Cappa. 1… 2… 2 ½ 2 2/2 2 2/3 2.9999999999999999999999999999 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* Vitamin X: YES! YES! YES! Gary Michael Cappatetta: The winner of this match, TEAM LIGHTNING CREW: CUBAN WALL, PROTOTYPE: THE PERFECT LIGHTNING CREW MEMBER, COLOMBIAN HEAT, AND PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNNNINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! Vitamin X: The Lightning Crew comes out victorious at Battle of San Juan! Spanish Fly: Way to go, PRL! Mr. Boricua: YEA! GO. PRL! GO! PRL! GO! P.R.! GO! ::Public Enemy and Audioslave start playing “No Chance In Hell” again. The crowd is cheering loudly and chanting “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” Colombian Heat and The Mad Cappa lie on the mat. Confetti drops from the stadium roof. Thomas Rodriguez raises Colombian Heat’s right arm with a smile on his face. Fireworks shoot from the entrance as the camera cuts to PRL’s family applauding Team Lightning Crew. The camera than cuts to Governor Sila Calderon and Mayor Jose Santini giving Team Lightning Crew a standing ovation.:: Vitamin X: The match last exactly 24:36 and it was incredible every minute! PRL ends Battle of San Juan on a high note, defeating Team OaOasT led by The Mad Cappa and looking good in front of 10,050 of his fellow Puerto Ricans, his family, the governor of Puerto Rico, the mayor of San Juan, Public Enemy, Audioslave, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez! Spanish Fly: Colombian Heat defeated The Mad Cappa 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring fair and square! I wonder how Cappa is going to feel about that tomorrow morning! Cappa JUST LOST TO COLOMBIAN HEAT! Vitamin X: WHAT A GREAT MATCH! THE LIGHTNING CREW WINS! ::Public Enemy and Audioslave continue playing “No Chance In Hell” without singing. The Mad Cappa slowly leaves the ring with “Reject” Aaron Justin, K-NESS, and Teddy Weddy, who are all sad and disappointed. Teddy thinks he has won, but J-Train and Gary Busey keep telling him that he has lost. Weddy soon gets it through his head and starts crying. Team OaOasT slowly walks to the entrance, with the fans chanting “CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS!” Cappa gets into it with several fans at ringside, but they soon leave. Teddy is crying his eyes out, and then stands in the entrance raising his arms in victory, until J-Train and Gary Busey force him through the curtain. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Puerto Rican Lightning lifts up Colombian Heat and lets him know that they won. Both PRL and Heat are fatigued; sweating, breathing hard, and walking slowly. P.R. keeps trying to convince Heat that they won, and soon Heat accepts it and hugs PRL to the crowd’s delight. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez enters the ring and hugs and kisses both P.R.L. and Heat.:: Vitamin X: How lucky must PRL feel to share one of his greatest moments with his girl and his best friend? PRL is the luckiest man on the face of the Earth tonight! He won in front of 10,050 of his fellow Puerto Ricans, the Governor of Puerto Rico, the Mayor of San Juan, and his family. Spanish Fly: I’m going out there to celebrate. Mr. Boricua let’s go! Mr. Boricua: YEAH! ::Spanish Fly and Mr. Boricua put down their headsets and head to the ring. The fans are still cheering and screaming loudly chanting “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R!” while Spanish Fly and Mr. Boricua enter the ring and congratulate Puerto Rican Lightning. Mr. Boricua hands the Puerto Rican Championship, and Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez get their arms raised in victory by Mr. Boricua and Spanish Fly to a loud pop. Colombian Heat dances to “No Chance In Hell” and flashes some gang signs to cheers. PRL and Heat do their secret handshake and hug. Suddenly, The Mad Cappa appears on the entranceway. The crowd starts booing loudly. The Lightning Crew’s smiles fade away as Cappa stands in the entranceway with a furious look on his face staring a hole into Puerto Rican Lightning. PRL and Cappa engage in a staredown, with Cappa saying “I WILL GET YOU! I WILL GET YOU! I WILL GET YOU!” PRL and Cappa engage in a staredown, until Cappa leaves.:: Vitamin X: YEAH! YOU LEAVE YOU COWARD! THAT’S RIGHT! GO AWAY! COLOMBIAN HEAT JUST KICKED YOUR ASS AND SOON PRL WILL SEND YOU AWAY FOREVER! GO AWAY YOU BASTARD! THAT’S RIGHT! PRL WILL KICK YOUR ASS NEXT TIME! AND NEXT TIME IT WILL BE ONE-ON-ONE! LEAVE YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH! ::Puerto Rican Lightning, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Colombian Heat, Thomas Rodriguez, Cuban Wall, PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member, Spanish Fly, and Mr. Boricua stand in the ring. PRL is holding the Puerto Rican Championship and has a smile a mile wide on his face. He points to the crowd and smiles as many Puerto Rico flags are waved and cheers are heard. PRL heads to the turnbuckle and raises the Puerto Rican Championship belts to loud cheers. He then points to his family and urges them to get in the ring. His family is hesitant at first, but after much urging, PRL holds the ropes for them to enter.:: Funkmaster Flex: EVERYONE, YA’LL GIVE IT UP FOR PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING! Flava Flav: COME ON SAN JUAN! GET YOUR HANDS UP!!! Professor Griff: PUT ‘EM UP!!! ::With “No Chance In Hell” still being played by Public Enemy and Audioslave, Tha Puerto Rican’s family enters the ring one by one. P.R. holds the ropes for them with a huge smile on his face.:: Vitamin X: What a great guy P.R. is! Inviting his family into the ring with him to celebrate. What a courteous gentlemen he is. There is his mom, his dad. The two people who created the magnificent being we see today. There are his grandparents. His 4 aunts and his 5 uncles. His cousins: John, Scott, Natasha, Zach, Shelby, Drew, Angelique, David, and Charlie. They’re all here. They’re all here taking part in this momentous occasion. They’re all here sharing this moment with Tha Puerto Rican. What a great moment in Puerto Rican history! ::Tha Puerto Rican hugs his family members, who then greet the rest of the Lightning Crew. Colombian Heat holds up David as the lights go down in the arena. Spotlights circle the ring as the camera pans the crowd, showing a sea of Puerto Rico flags. Tha Puerto Rican does the HBK pose with Zach, Drew, Shelby, Angelique and David. Fireworks appear at the top of the coliseum in Roberto Clemente Coliseum. The crowd continues chanting “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” with PRL smiling and chanting with them.:: Vitamin X: Oh lord. Oh lord. What a great moment. What a great match. What an awesome night. One of the greatest nights in Puerto Rican Lightning’s life. The night ends with PRL on top with his family. Way to go, P.R.! Way to go! What a historic night! The night is over! I gotta go join in on this! Thank you all for tuning in to The Battle of San Juan. The IntenseZone from San Juan, Puerto Rico. For Thomas Rodriguez, Mr. Boricua, Colombian Heat, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member, Cuban Wall, Spanish Fly, myself, Puerto Rican Lightning, and the members of Puerto Rican Lightning’s family, good night, God Bless, and we’ll be seeing you all next week for another exciting edition of OaOasT IntenseZone with Puerto Rican Lightning!!! ::Vitamin X puts his headset down and heads to the ring. Puerto Rican Lightning does the HBK pose with the Puerto Rican Championship belt over his left shoulder. Fireworks are still shooting in the sky as the lights go back in the arena. Governor Sila Calderon and Mayor Jose Santini are shown giving PRL a standing ovation with huge smiles on their faces. Charlie waves a giant Puerto Rico flag to loud, loud cheers. PRL is holding David. He puts David on Colombian Heat's shoulders as Vitamin X enters the ring and congratulates P.R. He also has a huge smile on his face.:: Crowd: P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! ::Zach, Drew, Shelby, Angelique, and David wave mini-Puerto Rico flags in the air. PRL checks on John to see if he is okay. Colombian Heat plays with, and ances with PRL's cousins. PRL flashes gang signs with Angelique. Natasha hands PRL his Puerto Rico flag cape, which PRL accepts with pride. He puts the cape around his neck again and shouts “BORICUA!!!” to the crowd’s delight. PRL gives his belt to Mr. Boricua and picks up Angelique. He places his blue baseball cap on her, and gives her a Puerto Rican Lightning t-shirt. She waves a little Puerto Rico flag and hugs and kisses P.R., who has a huge smile on his face. He hugs her and then does the HBK pose with Angelique sitting on top of his right shoulder, the two of them smiling wide smiles. PRL screams as pyro shoots out from the turnbuckles and the crowd cheers loudly. PRL’s family and the Lightning Crew stand in the ring and applaud him while PRL does the HBK pose with Angelique on his right shoulder. Pyro continues to shoot out as the camera does a wide shot of Roberto Clemente Coliseum and Governor Calderon and Mayor Santini applauding. The last shot is of the ring with Puerto Rican Lightning, The Lightning Crew, and Puerto Rican Lightning’s family celebrating with wide smiles on their faces.:: ::Video package highlighting the events of The Battle of San Juan to the tune of “No Chance In Hell” by Lloyd & Boyd.:: ::We fade out as the crowd chants “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” and “No Chance In Hell” is no longer played by Public Enemy and Audioslave.:: ::FADE TO BLACK::

Vitamin X: People, coming up next is the main event. The big one. One of the biggest matches in PRL’s career and without a doubt, the biggest match in Puerto Rico wrestling history! ::The IntenseZone and The Battle of San Juan logos appear on the screen. It is followed by the match-up graphic for the 8 Man Tag Team Match. The crowd EXPLODES~! They become hyper once again, with several “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” chants starting up.:: Vitamin X: It is time for the 8 Man Tag Team Match. The main event of The Battle of San Juan; the IntenseZone from San Juan, Puerto Rico. P.R. is returning home…to P.R.! Puerto Ricans have been looking forward for this match all week. Their hero is returning home, you saw the reaction the crowd gave PRL earlier tonight and throughout the week. I can’t wait to see them react to him coming up in a few minutes! 4 guys from the OaOasT: The Mad Cappa, “Shooter” Jay Darring, K-NESS, and Teddy Weddy vs. 4 guys from the Lightning Crew: Colombian Heat, Cuban Wall, PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member, and the leader, Puerto Rican Lightning. The fans have been looking forward to this match all week. The Lightning Crew will blow the roof off this joint! ::The camera pans the crowd. Pro-Lightning Crew and pro-PRL signs and banners are all over the stadium. Several fans mug for the camera as the camera centers on one sign reading “P.R.L.=P.R. PRIDE! Cut to the announcer’s table with Vitamin X, now joined by Spanish Fly, and Mr. Boricua.:: Vitamin X: If you noticed, Thomas Rodriguez and Cuban Wall have left the announcer’s booth and I am now joined by Spanish Fly, and P.R.’s bodyguard, Mr. Boricua. Spanish Fly: Hola! Mr. Boricua: Hello. Everyone. I. Am. Proud. To. Be. Apart. Of. This. Show. Vitamin X: Very good, Mr. Boricua. You said a full sentence! Are you ready for this? Fly: Definitely. Boricua: Yes! YES! YES! ::The camera cuts to a group of people sitting in the front row. A graphic reveals that this is PRL’s family. PRL’s little cousin waves “Hi.” To the camera. Several members mug to the camera.:: Vitamin X: Everyone has come out for this special night! Why look, there is Puerto Rican Lightning’s family! There’s his mom, his dad, his grandparents, his aunt and uncle. Even his cousins have come out. They are sitting in the front row, getting the view of the main event. Mr. Boricua: They. Are. So. Lucky. Vitamin X: I like to give a special thanks to P.R.’s mom and dad for creating the greatest wrestler who ever lived. PRL is a great, great man, and we have his parents to thank for that. Spanish Fly: Truly, they deserve credit for birthing this magnificent individual. Vitamin X: Now, it is time for the main event. Let’s head to the ring with Gary Michael Cappatetta to set this off! GMC! TAKE IT!!! *DING DING DING* Gary Michael Cappatetta: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the main event for Lightning Crew: Battle of San Juan; the IntenseZone from San Juan, PUERTO RICO!!! ::The crowd explodes with cheers.:: Vitamin X: I am getting Goosebumps. What a rush! What a rush! The place will explode in a few minutes! Gary Michael Cappatetta: The following contest is an Eight-Man Tag Team Match scheldued for one fall. First, please give a warm welcome for the governor of Puerto Rico, Governor Sila Calderon, and the mayor of San Juan, Jose Santini! ::Calderon and Santini, who are sitting next to PRL’s family, stand up. They both smile and wave to the cheering crowd. It turns into a standing ovation with Vitamin X, Fly, and Mr. Boricua also standing up and cheering. Sila Calderon and Jose Santini sit down as the camera pans to someone waving the Puerto Rico flag.:: Vitamin X: Good job, these two are doing. Very, very good job. GMC: And, fans, it is my pleasure to introduce Puerto Rican Lightning’s family! ::A spotlight centers on the members of PRL’s family. PRL’s dad and two male cousins raise their hands and wave to the applauding fans.:: Vitamin X: I bet they’re proud of P.R. tonight. Being cheered by 10,050 fellow Puerto Ricans. He has come a long way from being picked on as a little kid! Gary Michael Cappatetta: And now, here is the referee for the match. Hailing from Burbank, California, but now residing in San Juan, Puerto Rico! ::Cheap Pop:: He is the official referee for the Lightning Crew, please give a warm welcome for THOMAS RODDDDDDDDRIIGGGGGGGGUEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! ::The crowd applauds Thomas. Thomas blows a kiss to the crowd and smiles.:: Vitamin X: YEAH! THAT’S MY BOY! THAT’S MY BOY! ::”Hate Me Now” by Nas and Puff Daddy starts playing. The crowd BOOS~!:: Vitamin X: HERE COMES THE REJECT! ::Soon, “Reject” Aaron Justin makes his entrance. Reject raises his hands to the crowd, but receives boos and “RE-JECT SUCKS! RE-JECT SUCKS!” chants. Reject, however, is not bothered by the chants, and gives the crowd the “UP YOURS!” sign and walks to the ring, slapping hands, but trash talking them at the same time.:: Gary Michael Cappatetta: The first competitor, coming down the aisle. From New York City, New York, U.S.A. weighing in at 220 lbs. Representing Team OaOasT, “REJECT” AAAAAAROOONNNNNNNNNNN JUSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! ::The crowd continues jeering him. Reject ignores the booing and continues walking to the ring with a determined look on his face. Some fans throw garbage in his direction.:: Vitamin X: Reject and PRL have yet to have a match against each other. This will be the first time Reject and PRL will be in the ring at the same time, ever. Spanish Fly: Reject has made his mark on IntenseZone. It makes sense as to why he would be chosen to participate in this historic match-up. Spanish Fly: Reject is normally cheered in America, but in Puerto Rico, anyone who fights Puerto Rican Lightning is an enemy, so therefore Justin is getting heat tonight. ::”Reject” Aaron Justin enters the ring. Reject raises his arms once more, and receives boos. Reject flips the crowd off. He stands in the ring waiting for his partners. The crowd chants “REJECT SUCKS! REJECT SUCKS! REJECT SUCKS! REJECT SUCKS!” “Hate Me Now” by Nas and Puff Daddy dies down. The camera cuts to one of PRL’s little cousins booing Reject.:: Vitamin X: Good to know the fans here know who to boo and who to cheer for! ::Suddenly, the lights go down in the arena, and “Trans-Magic” begins playing. The crowd stands up and boos again, some throwing garbage, chanting “K-SUCK! K-SUCK!” K-NESS walks through the curtain, not bothering to look at the crowd, with his signature towel around his neck as “Trans-Magic” continues playing.:: Spanish Fly: BOO! K-NESS HAS RETURNED! Gary Michael Cappatetta: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 221 lbs, from Samar, Philippines. Making his return to the ring representing Team OaOasT. He…IS…. K-NESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Vitamin X: K-NESS is making his return to the ring tonight at The Battle of San Juan. PRL and K-NESS also have a history with each other. These two men had a mini-feud back in September. Some how, K-NESS became the OaOasT North American Champion, and at Dirty Deeds on September 28, 2003, PRL defeated K-NESS in a Last Man Standing Match to become the OaOasT North American Champion after a 6-month quest! Spanish Fly: K-NESS was just a fluke champion and PRL proved it back at Dirty Deeds. K-SUCK was no match for the power of P.R.! He knocked out the bastard. HE WON FAIR AND SQUARE and there was nothing the fans, or the OaOasT could do about it! Vitamin X: Yes indeed. PRL would go on to a 5-month reign as Champion, the first to do so in OaOasT history, before sadly losing the belt to The Shuffle at Anglepalooza. Spanish Fly: Anglepalooza was indeed a dark day in P.R. history. ::A single, blue spotlight follows K-NESS to the ring. The crowd continues booing as “Trans-Magic” continues playing. K-NESS does not look at the crowd but instead at the ring. He enters the ring and takes off his towel, then converses with Reject in one corner of the ring. The lights go back in the arena as “Trans-Magic” stops playing. A “K-SUCK! K-SUCK! K-SUCK! K-SUCK!” chant gets going. K-NESS and Reject continue conversing, ignoring the crowd.:: Vitamin X: K-NESS and Reject are teaming up for the first time tonight. Bring out the next jabrony! *I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States…of TEDDY!* ::”What’s My Name” by Snoop Doggy Dogg starts playing. RVD-style pyro explodes from the entrance. The crowd stands up and boo again.:: Vitamin X: Who the hell is this? Spanish Fly: I believe it’s Teddy Weddy. Mr. Boricua: Teddy. Weddy. He’s. Funny! I. Like. Him! Vitamin X: Shut up, Boricua. Spanish Fly: Yeah, shut up! ::”What’s My Name” continues playing. Teddy Weddy along with J-Train and Gary Busey come out. The crowd boos loudly, but Teddy thinks he is being cheered. Teddy smiles and spins around, getting himself dizzy. J-Train directs him to the ring. Teddy, J-Train, and Busey dance to “What’s My Name” by Snoop Doggy Dogg, while the crowd boos and flip him off. J-Train and Gary Busey jaw with the fans with Teddy oblivious to it all.:: Ted Weddy: I’m so glad to be in COLOMBIA! J-Train: We’re in Puerto Rico! Teddy: Whatever! Gary Michael Cappatetta: Coming down the aisle. Accompanying to the ring by Gary Busey, and Julius “J-Train” Smokes. From Hollis, Maine, U.S.A. Weighing in at 390 lbs. Representing Team OaOasT. He is the self-proclaimed president of the United States of Teddy, TEDDDY WEDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Vitamin X: I can’t believe the OaOasT has this fool! Who is he and why is he apart of this match? Spanish Fly: He originally was apart of HeldDown, but transferred to IntenseZone back in October. He has a ranking in the IZ-5, but other than that, he has done nothing of note besides having a match against Calvin Szechstein for the OaOasT World Title in the IZ from Japan back in November. Vitamin X: He must suck. If he didn’t, I would have heard of him by now. Spanish Fly: He is known for his outlandish promos, and all around weird attitude. He once proclaimed that Crystal was in a porno, but it turned out that he inserted clips of Crystal wrestling with some porn movie. Vitamin X: Hmmm. I wonder if he still has that porno. Mr. Boricua: Teddy. Is. Awesome! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Vitamin X: Have you had your medicine yet, Boricua? Mr. Boricua: No. ::Teddy Weddy goes to PRL’s family and shakes hands with them. He disgusts them. PRL’s dad dusts himself off after being hugged by Weddy. PRL’s mom gets kissed by Teddy. She forces a fake smile, but wipes her right cheek. PRL’s little cousin hides behind his dad. Teddy walks into the ring and poses, but still receives boos. He thinks they are cheers, and dances. J-Train and Gary Busey exit the ring as Teddy, Reject, and K-NESS stand together. Reject and K-NESS shoot him odd looks, but regardless, chat with him.:: Vitamin X: Someone should arrest Teddy! He just touched PRL’s family! HE SHOULD BE ARRESTED! HE KISSED PRL’s MOM! ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM! Spanish Fly: How dare he kiss PRL’s mom? Mr. Boricua: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Vitamin X: Quiet you! ::”What’s My Name” by Snoop Doggy Dogg dies down. The crowd stands in anticipation since they know only one member of Team OaOasT is left! They begin booing in preparation. Teddy, K-NESS, and Jay Darring discuss the plans for the match.:: Vitamin X: Come on! Bring out Mad Cappa! Bring him out! Let him come out! We want Cappa! *1, 2,3! Hit It!* ::The opening trumpet blare of “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Mix)” by DJ Kool starts playing. The crowd stands up…and BOOS~!!! Cappa gets the most amount of boos then anyone else on Team OaOasT.:: Vitamin X: Here comes the dancing fool! HERE COMES MAD CAPPA!!! ::The lights go down in the arena, and spotlights circle the arena with the lights flickering on and off on the entrance. The crowd continues booing, although some are dancing to the song. Chants of “CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS!” The spotlights stop circling, and one single spotlight centers on the entrance where Mad Cappa’s back is shown. Cappa starts dancing, but is receiving boos non-stop.:: Vitamin X: Well, this is an interesting situation. The Mad CRAPPA, use to having the idiot fans cheer his every move, is getting booed out of the building in Puerto Rico! Spanish Fly: This is great! Cappa must be so embarrassed! ::The Mad Cappa turns around and poses, hoping to get cheered, but is shocked by the booing. Cappa’s smile turns to a frown, as he wonders why they booed. Cappa poses again, but still gets more boos.:: Vitamin X: Cappa, you moron! This is Puerto Rico. Puerto Rican Lightning’s home! THEY HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! Spanish Fly: Cappa doesn’t seem to understand that these fans are booing him for interjecting himself into P.R.’s life for no reason! ::The crowd continues booing and a very loud “CAP-PA SUCKS!” chant starts up. The Mad Cappa sneers and then saids “Fine! Be that way!” and he FLIPS THE CROWD THE MIDDLE FINGER! The Mad Cappa walks to the ring with a frown, slapping hands with the few fans who are willing to stick their hands out for Cappa to slap.:: Vitamin X: Well, that was un-Cappa like behavior. Spanish Fly: Mad Cappa is letting the fans boos get him. He is letting them distract him! This is excellent! Gary Michael Cappatetta: And the captain of Team OaOasT. Coming to the ring, weighing in at 185 lbs. From Washington, D.C., U.S.A. THE MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD CAPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Vitamin X: HA! HA! HA! These fans are booing him, showing their disgust for what he has done. He should have just gone away after PRL kicked his ass and crushed his larynx. But NO! He had to come back! He had to get pay back! He had to return! Now, he must suffer! Spanish Fly: Mad Cappa just does not get it! Geez! Mr. Boricua: I Hate. The. Mad. Cappa. Vitamin X: We all do, Mr. Boricua. We all do. ::”Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Mix)” continues playing as The Mad Cappa circles the ringside area, slapping hands with the fans. One of P.R.’s cousins stands up and starts fightning with him, cursing him out. Cappa jaws with the cousin, which causes PRL’s dad to get in. This causes PRL’s uncle to get involved, and soon, PRL’s other cousin gets involved. Cappa flips them off and then enters the ring. He poses, without his smile, and still receives boos.:: Vitamin X: The Mad Cappa has let the boos get to his head. He is in a bad, bad mood. And if he is in a bad mood, then he cannot concentrate. And if he cannot concentrate, then he will lose! Spanish Fly: Let’s pray that Cappa loses his focus! X: Amen. ::The Mad Cappa heads to his team and discusses the match with him. The Mad Cappa, “Reject” Aaron Justin, Teddy Weddy, and K-NESS discuss the match in one corner in the ring while the crowd boos and chants “CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS! CAP-PA SUCKS!” “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Mix)” by DJ Kool dies down.:: Vitamin X: HERE WE GO! IT’S PRL TIME! IT IS PRL TIME! ::There is silence for a few seconds. The crowd claps in unison, cheering loudly and chanting “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” Puerto Rican flags are waved throughout the arena, and signs supporting PRL are shown. Team OaOasT ignores the chants and continue discussing the match. A sign saying “THE MAD CAPPA SUX!” With a red x across a picture of Mad Cappa is shown.:: Gary Michael Cappatetta: And now, introducing the members of Team Lightning Crew! ::The crowd cheers. No music is played, but Cuban Wall comes out through the curtain. The crowd cheers Cuban Wall, who raises his right fist in the air and yells, “THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!” He walks to the ring, with a sly smile, slapping hands with the fans. He points to Funkmaster Flex and Audioslave and Public Enemy, as he walks to the ring. He stares at Team OaOasT, sneering. The crowd chants “CUBAN WALL! CUBAN WALL! CUBAN WALL!” Wall stares at his opponents and enters the ring. He shadow boxes for a bit, and then raises his arms in the air to cheers. Wall smiles, goes to a turnbuckle, and poses receiving more cheers. Cuban Wall gets off the turnbuckle and shadow boxes for a bit.:: Gary Michael Cappatetta: From Havana, Cuba. Weighing in at 285 lbs. A member of Team Lightning Crew. He is the official muscle of the Lightning Crew. CUBANNN WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! Vitamin X: Alright-big guy! Come on Wall! Come on! Spanish Fly: Come on! Come on! You can do it! Vitamin X: Crush Team OaOasT, Wall! Crush ‘em! Crush ‘em! Spanish Fly: Let’s do it! Vitamin X: Let’s go big guy! Let’s go! Mr. Boricua: Go! Wall! Go! Wall! Go! Wall! GO! ::Cuban Wall stands in the ring looking at the crowd and then at Team OaOasT. He waits, when the lights go down in the arena. The crowd pops. No music is played, but PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member appears. He gets a slightly louder pop than Wall.:: Vitamin X: And here comes member #2! We’re only 2 more members left from Puerto Rican Lightning! I can’t believe it! Spanish Fly: The roof shall blow off from this place! ::The camera cuts to one of PRL’s little cousins cheering for PROTOTYPE. A single spotlight shines on PROTOTYPE, who continues walking to the ring, slowly, not smiling, or looking at the crowd, but instead towards the ring. The crowd still cheers for PROTOTYPE. Several small “PROTO-TYPE! PROTO-TYPE! PROTO-TYPE! PROTO-TYPE!” chants are heard. PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member looks directly into the ring, and climbs over the top rope. He stands with the single spotlight still on him.:: Gary Michael Cappatetta: From parts unknown. Weighing in at 215 lbs. Standing 7-Foot 5. Representing Team Lightning Crew. PROTOTYPE: THE PERFECT LIGHTNING CREWW MEMBBBBBBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! ::The lights go back in the arena as the crowd cheers. They become hotter and hotter awaiting PRL’s arrival. PROTOTYPE walks over to Cuban Wall and talks with him.:: Vitamin X: What a rush. What a rush. I am getting more anxious and anxious by the second. When is he going to come out! I CANNOT WAIT FOR HIM TO COME! Spanish Fly: He’s almost here. All that is left is Colombian Heat. Then PRL will enter! Vitamin X: These fans are anxious. I can’t say I blame them! They’ve been waiting a month for this match to happen! This is going to be incredible! Unbelievable! Mr. Boricua: Where. Is. P.R.L.? Where. Is. He? ::Smoke fills the entrance. The crowd cheers loudly, with several chanting “HEAT! HEAT! HEAT! HEAT!” No music is played, but orange and red lights flicker in the entrance. The crowd stands up, giving Colombian Heat a standing ovation as he comes out. Colombian Heat is mesmerized by the cheering and by the life size posters of PRL and the Lightning Crew hanging by the sides of the entrance.:: Vitamin X: YEAH! COLOMBIAN HEAT IS OUT HERE! ::Colombian Heat receives a pop louder than PROTOTYPE. Heat flashes his gang signs, and then gives a shout out to Flava Flav, who responds in kind. Wearing his wrestling attire, Colombian Heat dances and flashes gang signs, in between slapping hands with the fans, and smiling his cool, cocky smile.:: Flava Flav: Come on, ya’ll! Give it up for Colombian Heat! ::The crowd gives Heat a standing ovation. He shouts and slides into the ring. He slides back out and high fives the fans at ringside including PRL’s family, Governor Calderon, and Mayor Santini. PRL’s cousins flash PRL gang signs; Heat yells out “YEAHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!” and enters the ring. He high fives PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member, and Cuban Wall, who still hates him. Heat poses on the turnbuckle, flashing the gang signs, and receives cheers and “HEAT! HEAT! HEAT! HEAT!” chants. Colombian Heat bounces off the ropes and dances. He is ecstatic about the event.:: Vitamin X: Colombian Heat cannot believe what is happening. Normally, I wouldn’t be surprised, but not this time. I can’t believe the crowd either. THEY LOVE US! Spanish Fly: This crowd is 100% Pro-Lightning Crew, and Pro-Puerto Rican Lightning. This is great. This is awesome! Vitamin X: And it is about to get better! Gary Michael Cappatetta: From Bogotá, Colombia. Weighing in at 173 lbs. Representing Team Lightning Crew. He is the Second-In-Command of the Lightning Crew. COLOMBIANNNNNNN HEAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! ::Colombian Heat is astounded by the crowd’s reaction. The crowd suddenly becomes hotter, hotter, and hotter. They stamp their feet in unison, getting faster, and faster. The crowd chants, “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” and cheer loudly. Several PRL signs are shown. PRL’s family stand up and cheer, with The Mad Cappa wondering why the fans love PRL.:: Vitamin X: I’m getting a lump in my throat. CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT? FEEL THIS MOMENT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! Spanish Fly: Here we go! Here we go! PRL is coming out! P.R. is coming out! Mr. Boricua: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ::The fans are ready to explode when GMC speaks again.:: Gary Michael Cappatetta: And the captain of Team Lightning Crew. Vitamin X: YES! Gary Michael Cappatetta: Accompanying to the ring by the first lady of the Lightning Crew, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. Weighing in at 223 lbs. From SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO!!! ::Crowd pops.:: GMC: He is the Puerto Rican Champion. The leader of the Lightning Crew. PUERTO RICANNNNNN LIGHTNNNNNNNNNNINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! Vitamin X: YES! YES! YES! PRL IS COMING OUT! THIS MATCH IS OFF THE HOOK! ::The crowd cheers and chant “P.R.! P.R.!” A deep slow voiced man saids “LIGHTNING CREW.” The camera pans the crowd and then cuts to the stage. Brad Wilk is tapping the cymbals, while Flava Flav hypes the crowd up. Terminator X plays the classical intro for “No Chance In Hell” by Lloyd & Boyd.:: Flava Flav: COME ON, YA’LL!!! GET OFF YOUR SEATS! IT IS TIME FOR PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING TO ENTER! Professor Griff: COME ON SAN JUAN! Chuck D.: Chance. Chance. Chance. Chance. Chance. Chance. Chance. ::A lightning bolt hits the entrance. Pyro explodes near the entrance ramp causing the crowd to EXPLODE~! The Lightning Crew entrance video plays on the AngleTron as smoke fills up the entranceway. Confetti falls from the rafters causing the crowd to cheer some more. Public Enemy and Audioslave begin their cover of “No Chance In Hell” by Lloyd & Boyd.:: Chuck D.: No Chance. That’s what ya got! Flava Flav: HA! HA! YEAH! COME ON! COME ON! Chuck D.: We’re up against no machine too strong. Crooked politicians buying souls for us are… Public Enemy: PUPPETS! Professor Griff: PUPPETS! Chuck D.: But will find Their place In Line! ::Alot and alot of pyro explode in the entranceway. The pyro finally ends, and then confetti falls from the top of the stadium. Finally, from the fog, enters Puerto Rican Lightning. The crowd screams and cheer for their hometown hero. PRL is wearing blue HBK-attire and a blue baseball cap backwards, and has a Puerto Rico flag tied behind him like a cape. He is also wearing his signature Puerto Rican flag facepaint across his face Sting-style. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez follows him with her hair down, wearing hoop earrings, a leather tanktop, a necklace, leather short shorts, and leather boots. The crowd chants “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” The Mad Cappa looks on in disgust as Puerto Rican Lightning spins around and smiles, slapping hands with the fans. He is carrying the Puerto Rican Championship belt. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez waves to the crowd, while PRL slaps hands with every fan down the entranceway.:: Chuck D.: But will find Their place In line Flava Flav: In line, G! Chuck D.: But tie a string around your finger Now boy cuz… Cuz it’s just a matter of time. Cuz you’ve got…NO CHANCE! Flava Flav: YOU’VE GOT NO CHANCE! Public Enemy and Audioslave: NO CHANCE IN HELL! You’ve got…NO CHANCE! Flava Flav: YEAH! YEAH BOYYYYY!!! Chuck D.: NO CHANCE IN HELL! ::Puerto Rican Lightning walks to the stage and high fives Chuck D, Flava Flav, and Professor Griff. Lightning spins around, giving the camera enough time to cut to PRL’s family cheering him on, waving mini-Puerto Rican flags. Lightning does the HBK-pose, and pyro goes off behind him on the stage. The crowd explodes. PRL motions to Audioslave, and then exits the stage, continuing slapping hands with the fans, with a huge smile on his face. One side of the barricade becomes jammed up with people wanting to high five PRL, so the barricade breaks, and the people all spill out. PRL yells out “WOOO!”, but continues walking, smiling, with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez.:: Chuck D.: NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! You’ve got…NO CHANCE! Flava Flav: You got no chance, boy! Chuck D.: NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! You’ve got…NO CHANCE! Flava Flav: NO CHANCE! Public Enemy and Audioslave: NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! Flava Flav: NO CHANCE IN HELL! THAT’S RIGHT! Chuck D.: COME ON! COME ON! COME AND GET IT! Flava Flav: COME AND GET IT! Chuck D.: COME ON! Professor Griff: COME ON!!! Chuck D.: COME ON! COME ON! COME AND GET IT! Flava Flav: COME AND GET IT! Chuck D.: COME ON! Professor Griff: COME ON! Chuck D.: COME ON! COME ON! COME AND GET IT! Flava Flav: YO, COME ON! Professor Griff: COME ON! Chuck D.: COME ON! COME ON! COME AND GET IT! NO CHANCE! Professor Griff: YOU’VE GOT NO CHANCE! ::Puerto Rican Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez continue walking to the ring. PRL slaps fives with the fans, continuing smiling and then heads to ringside. He shakes hands with Mayor Jose Santini and Governor Sila Calderon, and then heads to his family, and gives them hugs. He slaps hands with them also, and smiles. He heads into the ring, and spins around, causing the crowd to cheer him some more. Puerto Rican Lightning does the HBK-pose with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez behind him, and pyro goes off. The crowd explodes with even more cheers as Public Enemy and Audioslave continue their performance. Puerto Rican Lightning heads to a turnbuckle and poses with the Puerto Rican Championship belt to cheers, and then heads to another turnbuckle and poses with the belt a’la The Rock to huge cheers. He then gets off the turnbuckle and stands in the ring with the Lightning Crew to even more cheers, with Team OaOasT standing on the outside. PRL smiles and removes the baseball cap and HBK attire..:: Chuck D.: NO CHANCE! Flava Flav: You’ve got…NO CHANCE! Public Enemy and Audioslave: NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! YOU’VE GOT…NO CHANCE!!! Flava Flav: Come on, come and get it! Public Enemy and Audioslave: NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! You’ve got…NO CHANCE!!! Flava Flav: GOT NO CHANCE! Public Enemy and Audioslave: NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! You’ve got…NO CHANCE!!! Professor Griff: COME ON SAN JUAN! Public Enemy and Audioslave: NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! Flava Flav: COME ON!!! ::Fireworks explode in the stadium as Public Enemy and Audioslave stop their performance of “No Chance In Hell”. The crowd applauds Public Enemy and Audioslave.:: Chuck D.: THANK YOU! Flava Flav: YEAHHHHHHHH BOOYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Vitamin X: Wow. Just wow. What a performance. What a great performance. Public Enemy and Audioslave. Two of the very best. Give it up for them! ::The crowd continues cheering loudly. Puerto Rican Lightning smiles and takes off the Puerto Rico flag cape. The crowd stands up and give him a standing ovation. This goes on for a few minutes, with the crowd chanting “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” PRL does the “We’re Not Worthy.” Sign while PRL’s family cheer him on. The Lightning Crew also takes part in the Standing Ovation causing PRL to become teary eyed. He mouths “Thank You. Thank You. Thank You So Much. You have no idea how much I appreciate it.”:: Vitamin X: What a great moment in professional wrestling history. This crowd, the Lightning Crew, showing Puerto Rican Lightning how much he means to them. This is truly great. Let’s stand up and contribute. ::Vitamin X, Spanish Fly, and Mr. Boricua stand up and applaud PRL. Signs across the stadium show their love for Puerto Rican Lightning. Lightning looks around and is amazed at the love. He smiles and yells out “YES!” 10 minutes later, the standing ovation ends. The crowd finally quiets down. PRL’s parents yell out “Let’s go son! Let’s go!”:: Vitamin X: I have Goose bumps. I have a lump in my throat watching this. This is great. This is truly incredible. I love this! I TRULY LOVE THIS! Funkmaster Flex: All right. All right. Now, everyone, San Juan, Puerto Rico. Here to sing the Puerto Rico National Anthem. Put your hands together, for Puerto Rico’s very own. The world famous singer, MARC ANTHONY! ::Marc Anthony enters and waves hello the cheering crowd. He enters the ring and shakes hands with Puerto Rican Lightning. He grabs the microphone as the Lightning Crew, the crowd, Public Enemy, and Audioslave stand up, and put their right hands over their heart. The camera does a close-up of PRL, who has a solemn facial expression. The lights go down in the arena, except for two spotlights. One on Marc Anthony, and another on a Puerto Rico flag in the rafters. Music begins playing and Marc Anthony begins singing.:: Marc Anthony: La tierra de Borinquén Donde he nacido yo, Es UN jardín florido De mágico fulgor. Un cielo siempre nítido Le sirve de dosel y dan arrullos plácidos las olas a sus pies. Cuando a sus playas llegó Colón; Exclamó lleno de admiración; "Oh!, oh!, oh!, esta es la linda tierra que busco yo". Es Borinquén la hija, la hija del mar y el sol, del mar y el sol, del mar y el sol, del mar y el sol, del mar y el sol. ::Before Marc Anthony begins the English version of the song, a flag starts to unravel in the rafters in on top of the entrance. Puerto Rican Lightning is shown singing along with the national anthem. The flag is revealed to be a Puerto Rico flag, with Puerto Rican Lightning painted on it. P.R. is shown grunting, with his body a chiseled physique, different from the one he has, since the body in the painting is very muscular. He is shown posing with a spotlight centered on the flag. PRL is shocked at the flag, but smiles and kisses Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. He jumps up and down, as the crowd applauds Marc Anthony. He begins singing the English version of the song.:: Marc Anthony: The Earth de Borinquén Where I have been born, Is a flowerily garden of fulgor magician A always-clear sky serves As canopy and give to Placid arrullos The waves to him on its feet When at his beaches Columbus arrived; He exclaimed full of admiration “Oh, Oh, Oh this is the pretty earth that I look for.” It is Borinquén the daughter, The daughter of the sea and the sun The sea, and the sun, The sea and the sun, The sea and the sun, The sea and the sun!!!! ::Fireworks explode from the corners of the entrance. Fireworks explode over the stadium roof. The crowd cheers. PRL and The Lightning Crew give Marc Anthony a standing ovation. Marc Anthony smiles and bows, blowing kisses to the crowd.:: Marc Anthony: Thank You, San Juan! Gracias! ::Puerto Rican Lightning holds the ropes for Marc Anthony to leave. He waves to the crowd, slapping hands with several fans. The crowd continues cheering as Team Lightning Crew and Team OaOasT stare at each other. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez gives PRL a kiss for luck.:: Vitamin X: What a great performance of the National Anthem. That was awesome. Marc Anthony is a talented singer, and that was a beautiful singing of the Puerto Rico National Anthem. Best I’ve ever heard. And what a great flag hanging in the entryway. ::The crowd becomes excited once again as Thomas Rodriguez checks on Team Lightning Crew and Team OaOasT.:: Vitamin X: This match is about to get underway. Spanish Fly: Oh boy. Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Mr. Boricua: YEAH! Vitamin X: Referee Thomas Rodriguez calling for the bell and we are underway! *DING DING DING*